I know I’ve been kind of hard on Selena Gomez lately, calling her chunky and saying she looks better with clothes on. But I’m not trying to be mean here, I just want the best for her. OK, fine, I want the best for me and the Little Tuna… But the better Selena looks, the better it is for all of us. She gets more work and we get more sexy photoshoots in return. It’s a win-win.