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According to my sources, the 2016 amfAR Gala was held in New York last night, and that’s one of the year’s most important events as far as I’m concerned — not because I care so much about charity, but because it’s a great excuse to get a whole bunch of hotties together in one room, including Emily Ratajkowski here. Now that’s a cause I can really get behind. Enjoy.
One of the things I love about events like the amfAR Gala is that it’s a great opportunity for me to find new hotties for us all to obsess over. Like Sahar Biniaz here. I’d never heard of her before this, but apparently she’s a former beauty queen and was Miss Universe Canada back in 2012. I’m not sure what she’s up to these days, but she should really consider becoming a fashion consultant or something, because she clearly knows how to dress.
I know it’s rare to see Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman in something other than a bikini, but here’s the two Bikini A Day bloggers in workout gear for a photoshoot for Self Magazine. And you know, now that I’m not as distracted by their funbags as I usually am, I’m not sure if these two are actually that fit. They’re basically just regular chicks with a big Instagram following. We need to get these two on a real exercise regime that involves more than just lifting their arms to take bikini selfies. And I’d be happy to be their new gym buddy. I think 30-45 seconds of cardio with a fellow blogger a few times a week would be a great place to start. Call me!
Here’s Elle and Dakota Fanning at the Saint Laurent show in Hollywood, and before you sickos get any ideas about the sisters, I should probably remind you that Elle’s still trouble. And no, I’m not 100% sure which one she is. So maybe we should all just move it along, just to be safe. There’s a 50-50 chance I get the two mixed up and land on somebody’s watch list, and I don’t like those odds.
I’d like to officially apologize to Ashley Benson for not believing she was actually a “real” model these days and not just another one of those Instagram wannabes. Because here’s the former actress-turned-model on the cover of Health Magazine, and that totally sounds like a real publication I’ve heard of before and not something somebody made up just to get Ashley to pose for them in a bikini… Speaking of which, if Ashley doesn’t have anything lined up next, I’d love to book her for a Tuna Lingerie Weekly shoot.
OK, so usually I like it when the world’s best-dressed hot nobody Micaela Schaefer shows up in nothing but body paint and a thong to “celebrate” whatever random holiday is coming up next on the calendar. But I’m sorry, all these extra painted-on eyes are seriously freaking me out. Are we sure Micaela knows it’s Valentine’s Day this Sunday, and not Halloween? Oh well. At least on the plus side, I’m sure this makes it a whole lot easier to look Micaela in the eyes when she’s talking to you…