We’ve seen a lot of pretty hot photoshoots so far this year, but for my money, this latest spread that Martha Hunt did for Lui Magazine is hands-down the hottest one we’re going to see all year. I mean, I really don’t know how anyone’s going to be able to top this. But just in case, I’m going to need to invest in a pair of flame-retardant sweatpants or something, because this could be our first-ever six-alarm pants fire. Yow!
- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
Don’t get me wrong, I love Kendall Jenner just as much as the next pervert with Internet access, but I’m sorry, I just don’t see how you can put her in the same conversation as real supermodels like Joan Smalls and Lily Donaldson here. For starters, I’m pretty sure the Victoria’s Secret hotties had to earn their supermodel status, instead of having it bought for them by their parents, and second, they do a ton more sexy lingerie shoots. In other words, Kendall’s got a lot of catching up to do…
So, according to my sources, this leggy cutie is Eve Jobs, aka Steve Jobs’ youngest daughter. (I guess they ran out of name ideas after the first two kids.) And I’m going to be careful what I say about her, because first off, I think she might only be 17, and second, I’m pretty sure my Mac might self-destruct if I type the wrong thing… So let’s all just move it along, just to be safe.
I’ll never understand how these hottie bikini calendars manage to stay in business, especially when you can find pretty much any bikini pictures you want on sites like mine. (And a whole lot more than just 1 picture per month.) But Hooters threw a party to celebrate the reveal of their 2016 calendar and whether anyone ends up actually buying it or not, anything that gets this many busty hotties in a room together is a worthy cause in my books. Enjoy.
Apparently Selena Gomez made the cover of Flare Magazine for their November issue, and look, I know they’re supposed to be a fashion mag and all, but is it too much to ask for a few more sexy pictures in here? Say, a couple of Selena in lingerie and/or bikinis, preferably straddling her favorite pasty blogger. We could be the new hottest fall accessory.
According to my sources, these pictures are from the global launch party for eva, some new video sharing app everyone will forget about in 2 weeks, and supposedly a bunch of “celebrities” showed up — including this blonde hottie Katie Evans here. Now, I’ve never heard of her before and I can’t seem to find out anything about her, so I don’t know if she can technically be considered a celebrity. But between the see-through outfit and that killer body, I think she’s got the making of a very talented hot nobody. So keep an eye on this one fellas, because I’m predicting big things!
Here’s the hardest-working model in the business Gigi Hadid on the clock at her latest gig: being the arm candy for non-threatening tween sex symbol Joe Jonas in Paris. So let’s see, first it was that Cody Simpson douche and now this loser? With all that work Gigi’s been doing walking around New York for the paps, I guess I didn’t realize she’d also become a beard-for-hire, but I guess in this economy, a lot of people are forced to take on second jobs to make ends meet. Hmm. I wonder what Gigi’s rates are, and if she accepts expired Burger King coupons as payment… Fingers crossed!
I’ve never really understood the appeal of yoga before, and I’ve never even come close to making it through a full class — mostly because security is always forcibly removing me and threatening to call the cops for taking off my pants. I thought it was supposed to be relaxing… But after checking out today’s InstaBabe and professional yoga hottie/guru Michelle Lou Lan, I’m definitely starting to get it. And I don’t know about you, but I’d be very interested in scheduling a few private lessons with Michelle. No guarantees I’ll be able to keep my pants on though. I barely made it through this post.
Here is Joanna Krupa at the “PETA’s 35th Anniversary Gala” and don’t worry the only animal that was harmed by Joanna wearing this outfit is me. I don’t think I’ll be able to stand up for the next 30 minutes.