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The last couple times I’ve done a post on Samantha Hoopes here, I’ve had a tough time believing that the SI Swimsuit model is only 24, and not just a sexy cougar in disguise. But here she is on the cover of Jezebel Magazine and you know what? With a body this good, Samantha can call herself however old she wants as long as she keeps delivering bikini pictures like this. Enjoy.
After practically a decade as a professional bikini blogger, you’d figure that I’d seen it all by now. But I’m pretty sure these pictures of British hottie Chloe Lloyd are the first time I’ve ever seen anyone do a bikini shoot with a horse. Although now I’m hoping that for Chloe’s next one, she’ll be riding a blogger on the beach instead. Hey, there’s a first time for everything, right?
Taylor Swift is one of the few pop stars out there who can make headlines just by going out for a walk. And this latest leg show of hers is definitely front page news as far as I’m concerned. So enjoy, and don’t worry, I plan on following this important story very closely just in case there any new updates. If we’re lucky, she might even turn around one of these days. Fingers crossed.
Now that Irina Shayk finally listened to me and broke up with that soccer-playing loser, I guess she’s got more free time on her hands. But instead of using it to finally pay a visit to her favorite blogger, here she is coming back from seeing a show in London. Now, personally, the only live performances I go to see involve stages with a pole on them, but if I knew that hotties like Irina went to the theater, I might give it a shot. Because this right here is definitely something worth giving a standing ovation. Encore!
I’m having a little trouble understanding what’s going on in these photos. See, in half the shots, Vanessa Hudgens is walking a cute pooch, and in the others, it disappears. And while we’re on the subject of disappearing puppies, what happened to Vanessa? For some reason, she doesn’t take that cute cleavage of hers out nearly as much as she used to. So here’s hoping we start seeing those puppies of Vanessa’s again soon. And just to be clear, I’m not talking about the dog.
Sure, I wish Emmanuelle Chriqui had decided to bust out some of that great B-list cleavage of hers at the San Andreas premiere in LA — actually, in a perfect world, she would’ve showed up in a bikini, but hey, I’m trying to stay realistic here. And either way, I’m determined to make the most of it. Because I know that pretty soon the Entourage movie’s going to come out, and Emmanuelle’s going to stop getting invited to fancy movie premieres again. And I’m going to be stuck hoping for a random beach vacation or errand run just to get to see my favorite Montreal hottie again. So enjoy it while you still can.
The great thing about summer finally being here isn’t just that it’s bikini season again — it’s also popsicle season. And here’s Tamsin Egerton enjoying our first of the year. Now, according to my research, Tasmin’s a British actress and dating Josh Hartnett, and if you ask me, she’s clearly very talented. And definitely has a bright future ahead of her once she ditches that loser to dedicate herself to her true calling: eating popsicles for the paps full time. Enjoy.
I know that I used to call Emily Ratajkowski just a Playboy model who got lucky, but I’ve really come around on Emily lately. Mostly thanks to photoshoots like this one, which are hot enough to give me a permanent pants fire. And if she keeps it up, Emily could get even luckier and graduate from A-list supermodel to a future ex-Mrs. Tuna. Fingers crossed.
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