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According to my sources, these two hotties at the Night Before premiere are Scheana Marie and Ariana Madix. (I think Scheana’s the one on the right?) Apparently they’re on some reality show called Vanderpump Rules together. I’ve never seen it, but I’m pretty sure it’s the new Jersey Shore or something. But hey, at least these two are on it, so I guess that means it’s not completely unwatchable.
Now this is more like it! For a while there, we weren’t seeing my all-time favorite hot nobody Courtney Stodden at any D-list red carpets or cheesy photo ops, but here she is dressed as a sexy Little Bo Peep for PETA’s Save the Sheep! campaign. And I know I’ve made fun of PETA in the past, but it looks like they’ve finally come up with a cause I can actually support: getting Courtney’s giant funbags back on the front pages.
It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my Twitter pal and future ex-wife Kimberley Garner, and I was beginning to think maybe we weren’t Internet friends anymore. But then she showed up to the British Fashion Awards putting on this white-hot booty show, so obviously we’re all good again, and this friendship can get back to normal. You know, where I drool over her perfect body and Kimberley barely remembers I exist. Enjoy!
Sara Jean Underwood must’ve had a boyfriend over the last few years because she disappeared from the little spotlight she had and we completely forgot that she exists. Anyway, I’m guesting that the relationship ended and now she’s probably looking for a new dude (and by dude, I mean someone very rich) because she’s posting on Instagram like crazy these days. Here are some pics she put up this week alone. When I see an Instagram model hustling like this, it usually means they’re on the prowl for a new sugar daddy. Keep in mind, I could be wrong. I’m also a little bitter that she would date Ryan Seacrest and not me.
According to my sources, these shots of Chloe Sims and her red-hot cleavage are from an episode of her reality show TOWIE. Apparently they were filming some kind of Royal Wedding-themed birthday party for some 80-year-old lady for their season finale. And while that doesn’t exactly sound like must-see TV to me (maybe you have to be British?), Chloe’s funbags are always worth a watch as far as I’m concerned. So enjoy.
I don’t tend to pay much attention to celebrities unless they’re walking around in spandex and/or bikinis, so I didn’t know that Chrissy Teigen was pregnant until I saw these pictures. And while I’m sorry to hear that, since it means Chrissy’ll have to go on a few months of maternity leave from those bikini photoshoots of hers, I’m happy to see that her growing baby bumps seem to be coming along nicely. …Just to be clear, I’m talking about her funbags. I may be a pervert, but I’m no sicko.
I know a lot of you out there dig Charlotte McKinney, even though I think she’s just another Insta-hottie who got lucky and there’s a ton of other Instagram models out there who are just as hot (like, say, any of our InstaBabes). But that said, even I can’t deny that Charlotte’s got serious talent. It just happens to be located entirely within the region between her shoulders and her stomach. Enjoy.