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If anyone’s ever told you that money can’t buy happiness, feel free to send them a link to this post so they can see just how wrong they were. Because that perfect booty you’re currently drooling over belongs to Italian model Elisabetta Gregoraci, and that old dude she’s with isn’t her dad, it’s her billionaire husband. And from the looks of it, that lucky bastard’s happier than any of us will ever be. Although I do appreciate him sharing the wealth, because I don’t know about you guys, but I’m feeling pretty happy just looking at Elisabetta right now.
Sienna Miller may be British, but she celebrated the Fourth of July like a full-blooded American this weekend by hitting the beach in a bikini for the paps. And the only way these pictures could’ve been any better is if the hot MILF was eating a hot dog or a popsicle or a corn dog. But I guess either Sienna wasn’t hungry or she just hates America.
I don’t know how you perverts spent your Fourth of July, but in case you didn’t shoot off enough pants fireworks this weekend, here’s something guaranteed to keep the party going: this sexy photoshoot from hottie Alysson Holt. Because it just doesn’t get much more patriotic than pictures of a busty blonde eating a popsicle in a bikini. I never paid much attention in school, but I’m 99% sure it’s how the Founding Fathers would’ve wanted us to celebrate Independence Day. So enjoy.
I was complaining about Instagram’s ridiculous “no nipple” policy the other day, and looks like it struck once again, making this killer Kendall Jenner selfie a lot more PG than I would’ve liked. So instead I guess we’ll just have to enjoy these pictures of Kendall at the Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week, because she’s a “real” fashion model now, remember? But if you ask me, I still prefer her work as a professional Instagram model, nipple or no nipple…
I guess Paris Hilton is looking for more attention these days now that she’s only the world’s second most famous porn star (after Kim Kardashian, that is). Because she showed up to some July 4th party in Las Vegas in a star-spangled bikini. And look, I know I’ve made fun of Paris in the past, but as long as she’s still rocking a bikini, I’m more than happy to help Paris keep her 15 minutes going another 30-45 seconds at a time.
I find watching cyclists as fun as watching paint dry, but this is probably the most interesting thing that happened during the race.
Here’s Karlie Kloss putting those perfect stems of hers to good use walking the runway during Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week. And you know how some guys dream of climbing Mount Everest? Well, it’s one of my life goals to climb these long legs of Karlie’s. See, I’ve been training for months, and I think I’m finally ready. In fact, I’d say I’m in the best shape of my life right now — I can stand up without getting out of breath.
You might recognize Natalie Morris here from one of her Picture Moments, but I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve ever done a full post dedicated to the busty hottie. And it’s long overdue, because as you can probably tell, Natalie was born to wear a bikini. According to my research, one of her big claims to fame is making out with Enrique Iglesias in a music video, so just imagine what making a sex tape with an overweight blogger could do for her career… Call me!
Just seeing Lindsey Pelas and her giant funbags again would already be reason enough to celebrate, but here’s a special bikini shoot the busty blonde did for July 4th, with her flipping burgers and putting on suntan lotion. So enjoy, because it’s guaranteed to get you into the mood to shoot off a few pants fireworks this weekend.
I’m always on the lookout for new hotties to fall in love with over the Internet, and here’s my latest find: Valerya Volkova. Now I haven’t been able to find out much about her yet, besides the fact that she’s Russian/Israeli and a total pants fire in lingerie, but judging from the way she’s got my palms all sweaty and my
chest pants tightening, I’m pretty sure I’m already in love.
Photos: David Garcia