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Forget the MET Gala and all those classy outfits, it’s time to get back to the only fashion I actually care about: bikinis. And here’s a few being expertly modeled by one of my favorite Twitter girlfriends, Kimberley Garner. I’ve always said that this hottie knows how to dress, but this just proves it. Enjoy.
Ana Braga In A Bikini Is Bam! (The Superficial)
Kendall Jenner Reacts To Briuce (Fishwrapper)
Now that Kendall Jenner‘s crazy-rich parents bought her a modeling career, she gets invited to big-time fashion events like the Met Gala, and I have to say, I’m impressed. I mean, it’s not the best outfit of the night or anything, but a little sexy sideboob action is always a good choice. I’m not sure if that’s a fashion rule, but it’s definitely a Tuna rule.
I barely do posts on Beyonce anymore these days now that she’s too busy with trivial things like “parenting” and “making new records” and not more important stuff like going to the beach 5 days a week or doing bikini yoga in the park. But luckily, she showed up to the MET Ball last night in a see-through dress hot enough to last me through the rest of 2015, or whenever we finally see this serious MILF next. Yow.
It’s kind of hard for a bikini blogger to cover the Met Gala, considering my fashion knowledge is limited to which sweatpants pair best with a stained t-shirt (and I’ve only got one pair). But I’m pretty sure that determining what counts as good fashion is like determining what’s porn — you know it when you see it. And it makes you want to lock yourself in the bathroom for 30-45 seconds. Or however that saying goes… Either way, I’d say Sofia Vergara‘s Met cleavage show definitely qualifies. I’m a fan at least.
So it was the MET Gala last night, which, for those of you who don’t know, is essentially a big, fancy party that I’m not invited to. Oh, and it’s also filled with a whole bunch of hotties trying to outdo each other in the fashion department. Although since I wasn’t there, I’m not really sure who they were all trying to impress. Weird. Anyway, let’s just enjoy these Miley Cyrus pictures, so all that hard work didn’t go to waste.
I know I’ve been kind of hard on Selena Gomez lately, calling her chunky and saying she looks better with clothes on. But I’m not trying to be mean here, I just want the best for her. OK, fine, I want the best for me and the Little Tuna… But the better Selena looks, the better it is for all of us. She gets more work and we get more sexy photoshoots in return. It’s a win-win.