Jessica Alba IPOing her Szechuan Diapers (WWTDD)
- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
I know it’s still the dead of winter and all, but here’s something guaranteed to melt your popsicle, even if you’re currently stationed at the North Pole. It’s Candice Swanepoel‘s latest set of lingerie and bikini pictures for Victoria’s Secret, and I don’t know about you guys, but temperatures are rising pretty quickly over here. I might have to turn on the AC or hop in a cold shower just to cool down.
In case you need something to help distract you from that Super Bowl hangover you’re currently nursing, don’t worry. Because here’s something that ought to distract you for a good 30, maybe even 45 seconds: Brittney Palmer, Arianny Celeste and the rest of the UFC Octagon Girls, Kenda Perez, Vanessa Hanson, and Chrissy Blair, all got together in Las Vegas this weekend. So go ahead and swap that raging hangover for a raging pants fire and enjoy. You’re welcome in advance.
Here’s why Miley Cyrus is hands down my #1 favorite pop star and always will be: because while all those other young hotties out there like Taylor Swift or Selena Gomez are busy worrying about their “brand” and projecting the right public image, Miley is posing for “artsy” black-and-white photoshoots where she licks a hardwood floor while topless. And you know, on the off-chance this whole music thing doesn’t work out for Miley, I think she could have a great second career as a maid… I know I’d hire her to clean my floors. Yow.
It’s been way too long since we last saw Jordan Carver and more importantly, those massive funbags of hers, so I decided to take matters into my own hands and find a few of the German hottie’s best Instagram pics to share with you perverts. Turns out she even posted a couple football-themed shots for the Super Bowl. Although somebody should probably tell her that the Chargers weren’t in the big game, and she should take that jersey off. Preferably with the cameras still rolling, of course.
So I was
doing my regularly-scheduled Instagram creeping staying up-to-date on our favorite hotties over the weekend, when I noticed this post from Adriana Lima complaining about how hard her and her fellow models have it. I hope you’re sitting down for this: she had to go to work with a cold. The horror! Anyway, according to my sources, Adriana’s worth something like $48 million. For basically standing around in lingerie. So if you ask me, I think she should probably suck it up and stop complaining, considering she’s overpaid by about $47.9 million.
Good news: Chloe Grace Moretz finally took that bikini vacation I’ve been hoping for, and even better, there’s pictures to prove it. The bad news is it looks like she went with some other loser, instead of yours truly. I guess she must’ve decided not to invite me because she heard about bloggers being allergic to the sun. But that’s just a vicious rumor. As long as we put on SPF 5,000, we’re just fine.
I guess sideboob must’ve been part of the official dress code at the Zoolander No. 2 screening in London last night, because first we had Natalie Dormer, and now here’s Millie Mackintosh showing off her sweet profile at the premiere. She even took things up a notch by adding some nice leg action to the mix. But after further inspection, I think we have to disqualify the leggy British reality star for use of a foreign substance. I see a nipple pastie, when I should just be seeing nipple. And by my books, that’s considered cheating. Otherwise, what’s even the point of sideboob in the first place? For shame.
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New Hilary Duff Bikini Pictures? Yes Please! (Popoholic)
Meet Caroline Lowe. Now, I don’t know much about this blonde hottie, besides the fact that she’s got a killer body and is pretty much an instant pants fire, but apparently she’s a model. Or at least an Instagram model anyway. And after seeing how good she was looking at the How to Be Single premiere in New York, I’m predicting big things for Caroline. And no, I’m not just talking about in my pants. I already took those off ages ago.