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Kimberley Garner’s Booty Profile

April 21st, 2015

Kimberley Garner

I’ve always said that my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner cleans up nice, and here she is proving me right by putting on one of her patented leg shows at the Oasis and Victoria & Albert Museum launch party. But then I found even more pictures of that perfect lower half of Kimberley’s at Coachella, and it turns out she dirties up even better. Yum.

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How To Put On A Sweater

April 21st, 2015

I’m glad I came across this video because the next time I decide to leave my house, I’ll know how to dress myself. Thank you Internet.

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Sarah Hyland Is A Pretty Little Thing

April 21st, 2015

Sarah Hyland

I’m pretty sure Modern Family is back on the air again this week, but just in case you can’t wait that long for your Sarah Hyland hotness fix, here’s her and her sexy stems making an appearance on Extra. So enjoy, and I just hope that when the show does come back, they’re going to finally start using some of the great ideas I keep sending them. Like Sarah and Sofia Vergara having a Jello wrestling match or a banana-eating contest. I’m telling you, it’s a guaranteed Emmy.

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Kelly Brook’s Epic Cleavage Show

April 21st, 2015

Kelly Brook

I know I like to rag on Coachella, but I’ve got to give those fake hipsters credit: every year, they manage to get a whole bunch of serious hotties to show up. Case in point, here’s one of my all-time favorite busty Brits Kelly Brook. Anyway, I still don’t know how they do it, but as soon as I’m able to figure it out, I’m starting my own music festival. My mom’s basement has great acoustics.

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Daily Tuna

April 21st, 2015

-ScarJo’s boobs have shrunk!
-OMG! Queen of the selfie
-Lady GaGa gets bald and topless
-These legs are trouble

-Sophia Bush is busting out
-These archery girls really hit the spot
-Time for sexy girls in sports bras!
-Model dancing in her undies

Marloes Horst Picture Moment

April 21st, 2015
         
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Canned Tuna

April 20th, 2015

Yes, Kylie Is 17! (DLISTED)
Super Hot Babes With Nice Big Gap (The Chive)

Blake Lively Is Hot Red (Lainey Gossip)
Selena Gomez Read What You Said About Her Bikini Photos (The Superficial)

My, How Christina Aguilera‘s (Ass) Has Grown! (Fishwrapper)
Amber Heard Is Smokin’ Hot (Moe Jackson)

Miley Cyrus Headstand Wedgie (DS nsfw)
Daniela Lopez Osorio Busts Out Her Bodacious Booty (Popholic)

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Photos Take Us to the Land of Hotness (Egotastic)
Hookers Endorse Hillary Clinton (WWTDD)

According to Pornstars: Does Marijuana Make Sex Better? (RatedXlife)

Miranda Lambert Really Knows How To Dress

April 20th, 2015

Miranda Lambert

According to my sources, the 50th annual Academy of Country Music Awards were held last night, and I’m sure you’re all just as bummed as I am to have missed it… Guess I must have forgotten to set my DVR. But luckily, I’m here to recap the highlights for you, because it turns out Miranda Lambert put on one hell of a leg and cleavage show. And OK, forget the sarcasm, now I’m actually upset I missed this. I mean, the pictures are great and all, but I bet Miranda’s even better live.

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Katie Cassidy Bikini Pictures

April 20th, 2015

Katie Cassidy

I forget why Katie Cassidy here is famous (and I’m too lazy to look it up), but after these pictures of her at the beach in Miami, I’m pretty sure it has something to do with that killer bikini body of hers. Although with a little luck, pretty soon it’ll be for becoming the first woman in history to ever date a blogger. Fingers crossed!

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Hotness Is Top Notch

April 20th, 2015

Emily Ratajkowski

OK, so I may not support this whole “serious actress” kick that Emily Ratajkowski‘s been on lately, but here’s something I can support: a new set of lingerie pictures Emily did for Free People. It’s important to play to your strengths. Why do you think I keep making the same stupid dick jokes over and over? When you find something that works, you stick with it. And these are definitely working for me.

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Lauren Stoner Bikini Pictures

April 20th, 2015

Lauren Stoner

Since it’s 4/20 today, I figured it’d only be appropriate to put up some bikini pictures from professional sunbather Lauren Stoner. …Because of her last name. Get it? I know potheads aren’t the quickest bunch. But actually, considering Lauren spends almost as much time at the beach as I do in my mom’s basement, I think this could work for the other 364 days of the year too. Why limit ourselves?

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Christina Aguilera’s Funbag Is Deformed

April 20th, 2015

Christina Aguilera

It’s been at least a couple years since we last saw Christina Aguilera and I think I’m starting to realize why. Because is it just me, or do her funbags look a little… off in these pictures? I mean, maybe it’s just the dress or something, but I guess there’s only one way to tell for sure: I’ll have to get in there for a first-hand look. Actually, better make it two. Those funbags of Christina’s look like a real handful.

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Peyton List Is A Teenage Troublemaker

April 20th, 2015

Peyton List

It’s kind of appropriate that Peyton List is at the premiere of some new movie called The Age of Adaline in these shots, because hopefully it’ll help remind you degenerates that the teenage troublemaker is still underage for another couple years. And since I don’t want to get anyone in trouble (especially not me), let’s all just move it along until then.

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