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I’ve got some good news and bad news. First, the good: my favorite former Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger took a bikini vacation to Greece with her fellow cougar friends. The bad news? Apparently according to my sources Nicole’s single again. And you might think I’d call that good news too, but really, it just means now I need to find another good excuse for why I still don’t have a chance in hell with Nicole and her perfect booty. Wish me luck.
Candice Swanepoel In Super Sexy Lingerie (WWTDD)
I don’t know if I’ve ever done a post on Lindsey Morgan before, but as you all know, I’m kind of a sucker for a hottie in leggings, so here we are. Now, I was able to find out that Lindsey used to be on General Hospital or something, but there’s still a lot more I want to know about her — specifically, what she looks like without that damn shirt tied around her waist. So to be continued, I guess. Stay tuned.
I’m pretty sure they cancelled the 90210 reboot years ago, but luckily we can still get our Jessica Lowndes bikini fix thanks to the magic of Instagram. Although I’m pretty sure she meant to send this latest booty shot to her favorite blogger instead of posting it for the rest of you perverts to drool over too. She might want to double-check her privacy settings.
I have no clue what the Wireless Festival is, but after seeing the show Rita Ora put on there, I’m starting to wish I’d bought front row seats… Although I guess these pictures are the next best thing. At least until I can figure out a way to book Rita to come play my mom’s basement. If you ask me, it’s a win-win. Not only are the acoustics great, but she’d only have to do a 30-45 second set. There’s no way I’m lasting longer much than that.
Seeing this new insanely hot photoshoot from professional Instagram hottie Bryana Holly reminded me that it’s been over a year and I still haven’t heard back from Bryana about any of my totally romantic proposals… that the two of us make a sex tape together. But I guess maybe she’s just one of those traditional girls who wants to wait until marriage. In which case, I’ll get right on that as soon as I can remember Bryana’s Twitter handle. Because after these pictures, I can barely remember how to breathe. Yow.
Taylor Swift‘s been putting on leg shows in New York for weeks, but apparently now she’s taking those perfect stems of hers on a world tour, at least judging from these shots of her performing in London over the weekend. And I’m glad to see she made sure to play all the hits. Just to be clear, I’m still talking about her legs, not her music… Here’s hoping she does an encore.
Watch what appears to be a wasted Shia Labeouf spit out some lines. It will be only a matter of time someone puts music over this.
OK, so I know I compared Mariah Carey to a beached dolphin and everything last week, but who cares? I’m perfectly fine with being called a hypocrite. Because after seeing these shots of a teddy bear getting to go face first into Mariah’s meaty cleavage at the airport, I’m not gonna lie, I’m a little jealous. Oh well. Here’s hoping that lucky bastard’s equipped with a nanny cam, so we at least get to share the view.
I know I’ve been making fun of Gigi Hadid for not having a real job lately, but according to my sources, the professional Instagram model/socialite is actually working in these pictures. Apparently she’s filming a music video for a Calvin Harris song. But if you ask me, it’s just not fair. Because I’m always trying to get hotties like Gigi to show up for my videos, and it never works. I guess it helps to be an internationally famous recording artist. And to be wearing pants. Go figure.