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Alyssa Barbara Is Smoking Hot!

December 17th, 2014

Alyssa Barbara

If you’ve been paying attention to the site these past couple months, then you already know that Alyssa Barbara is my new favorite Canadian and one of my new favorite hotties period. And if you haven’t, well, then consider this latest set of lingerie pictures your official wake-up call. Now, does anyone know where I can buy a pair of flame-resistant sweatpants? Because I’m going to need them if Alyssa keeps this up.

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Canned Tuna

December 17th, 2014

Lindsay Lohan‘s “Love” Video Is Pretty Hot (Fishwrapper)
The Sexiest Drivers Taking Selfies! (The Chive)

Miranda Lambert Is A Hot Piece (Lainey Gossip)
Jennifer Aniston‘s Body Is A Bangin’ (The Superficial)

Taylor Swift Works It Good (DLISTED)
Alessandra Ambrosio Works Her Style As Supermodel & Mommy (Moe Jackson)

Olivia Wilde‘s Surfer Booty (DS nsfw)
Jennifer Lawrence Gets Sexy For A Night Out In NYC (Popoholic)

Alexis Ren Could Not Be Hotter or More Barely Legal (Egotastic)
Demi Lovato’s Boobs Seem to Be Doing Well (WWTDD)

Luci Ford Keeps Getting Hotter!

December 17th, 2014

Luci Ford

Here’s the latest photoshoot from my new favorite model Luci Ford, and I swear that every new set of pictures we get from Luci is somehow even hotter than the last ones. And if she keeps this up, at this rate, I’m going to get banned from every single Starbucks in my neighborhood before long. What can I say? I tried, but Luci’s pictures and the no pants, no service policy just don’t mix.

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Porn Stars Read How The Grinch Stole Christmas

December 17th, 2014

In case you’re already burnt out on the holidays after getting blasted with nonstop Christmas music everywhere you go for the last two months, here’s something that ought to help get you back into the holiday spirit: a video of porn stars reading “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” for RatedXLife. I have to say, I’m amazed by how well they can read, and these hotties can read me Christmas stories anytime. Because I’m pretty sure the Little Tuna just grew three sizes after watching this.

Nadia Forde Is A Hottie I Need To Know

December 17th, 2014

Nadia Forde

I know I’m supposed to be up on all the latest busty hotties out there, but it’s a full-time job just keeping track of which ones I already proposed to. So can anyone help me out and tell me who this Nadia Forde chick is? Because after seeing these pictures of her at the European premiere of Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb in London, I only know two things about her: that she’s clearly very “talented,” and that I’m pretty sure I’m in love. You can feel love in your pants, right?

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Paris Hilton Would Be The Perfect Depend’s Spokesmodel

December 17th, 2014

Paris Hilton

With all that distracting pushed-up cleavage of hers on display, it took me a while to notice the wet spot on the back of Paris Hilton‘s dress in these shots. But now that I have (and I’m betting so has the rest of the blogging world), I’m pretty sure this has to qualify as Paris’ most embarrassing “wardrobe malfunction” yet. But hey, on the plus side, I think we’ve finally figured out what Paris’ next gig can be: as Depend’s first under-60 spokesmodel.

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Kendall Jenner Is A Real Model Now, Guys

December 17th, 2014

Kendall Jenner

Since I still feel kinda bad about getting you perverts in trouble with those Kylie Jenner shots earlier, I figured I’d make it up to you with Kendall Jenner‘s latest photoshoot. According to my sources, these are from the newest issue of Vogue. And I guess it’s good to see that Kendall’s actually become a real fashion model now, which makes her probably the only one in the family with a real job. But I’m sure I’m not the only one who wishes she’d stuck to amateur Instagram modeling and booty selfies like the rest of her sisters. So here’s hoping this fashion thing is just a phase.

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Kylie Jenner’s Instagram Is Serious Trouble

December 17th, 2014

After this latest Kylie Jenner selfie, I think it’s safe to say that Kylie’s following in the family business by becoming a professional Twitter model. That, or her Instagram is all part of some elaborate LAPD online sting operation. So just to be safe, the only thing I’ll say about the newly-appointed Kardashian family teenage troublemaker is that I hope she grows up to be just like her big sisters. The hot ones, that is. Now let’s move on.

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Annalynne McCord Knows How To Dress

December 17th, 2014

Here’s one for all my fellow perverts out there: Annalynne McCord feeding the meter in LA. But not to worry, because even if you don’t share my weird hot chicks and parking meters fetish, you can still enjoy the nice peek we’re getting at Annalynne’s bra in these shots. I’m not sure if wearing her sweater that way is some new fashion trend I haven’t heard of yet, but if it is, I really hope it catches on.

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Ashley Roberts’ Cleavage Is Worth Fighting For

December 17th, 2014

Ashley Roberts

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I’m pretty sure that the Brits are trying to steal former members of the Pussycat Dolls one at a time. Because first they made Nicole Scherzinger an honorary busty Brit, and now here’s Ashley Roberts dropping some solid cleavage at the British Comedy Awards for some reason. I don’t think I even ever realized that Ashley looked this good either, but now that I know, hands off! She’s ours. And this aggression will not stand, man.

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Freckled Danish Cutie Camilla Forchhammer Christensen

December 17th, 2014

Normally, I’m not a big fan of chicks who smoke. It just doesn’t look good on a hottie. But I’m willing to make an exception for Camilla Forchhammer Christensen. Because I’m really digging the rest of these shots of the freckled Danish cutie. And I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers, if you know what I mean. Especially after how hard I’m assuming it’ll be to convince her to get in there in the first place.

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Bridget Malcolm Picture Moment

December 17th, 2014
         
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Irina Shayk Is Painfully Hot

December 16th, 2014

Irina Shayk

I know I say this about every model I want to try to convince to sleep with me (which is all of them, in case you were wondering), but when it comes to Irina Shayk, it’s true. She really is one of the hottest women on the planet. Here’s her latest smoking hot swimsuit shoot, and if I were you, I’d make sure to know where your nearest fire extinguisher is, because I have a feeling you’re going to need it.

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