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Here’s one for all you nerds out there: it’s Melissa Benoist dressed up as Supergirl while they’re shooting the new show in LA. And I don’t want to be one of those losers who complains about how the suit isn’t 100% accurate, but I’m pretty sure it should be a couple inches shorter, right? Or maybe a bikini? Granted, I never read a single one of the comics, but that’s how it always looked in my head.
Jessica Simpson Is Hot And In A Swimsuit (WWTDD)
I know I’ve been a little down on Mariah Carey lately, but after seeing her host a party at the 1OAK Nightclub in Las Vegas, I take it all back. Yes, including that time I compared her to a beached whale. Because as long as she’s busting out that meaty cleavage of hers, I’m still a Mariah fan. Anyway, according to my sources, Mariah’s got a regular show in Vegas these days, and you might think that means she’s officially washed-up or something. But as far as I’m concerned, she’s still the Mariah I fell in love with back as a Little Tuna. From the neck down, at least.
For today’s instalment of Better Get to Know an Instagram Hottie, I want to introduce you perverts to Alexis Farley. According to my research, in addition to being a serious pants fire, Alexis was also named Miss Teen Indiana 2012. Although if she keeps this up, she’ll be able to add Ex-Mrs. Tuna 2015 to that list too. Which, trust me, is a way more prestigious title. I only hand out about a few hundred of those a year.
I know that Chloe Moretz is a “serious actress” and everything, but I’m glad to see she’s been taking my career advice seriously too. Because whether she ever gets her Oscar or not, it’s never too late to start planning for a second career. And if you ask me, Chloe’s got a lot of promise as a future hot nobody. Especially if she keeps putting on leg shows like this for the paps. And trust me, it’s a lot more rewarding of a gig than this acting crap. Well, at least for us perverts anyway.
Yes, Dove Cameron is attending a Disney Channel movie premiere in these shots, but don’t worry, the cutie’s over 18. I double-checked and everything. Now, that’s pretty much the only thing I know about the Disney star at the moment, but luckily, I’m 99% sure it’s also the only thing any of you perverts out there care about, so enjoy.
According to my sources, it was Jennifer Lopez‘s birthday over the weekend, and she celebrated by getting us all this great present: a peek at that famous booty of hers in a see-through dress. How did she know it’s just what I always wanted? Oh right, because I mention it pretty much every time we see her… Anyway, I don’t know about you dudes, but I’m currently having a hard time believing J-Lo’s 46 now, because that booty of her looks like it hasn’t aged a day. And no, I’m not just saying that as a belated birthday present to J-Lo. I’m not that nice. Enjoy.
Listen, I’m all for Kylie Jenner following in her big sister Kendall‘s footsteps. First it was going into Instagram modeling, and now the teenage cougar’s showing she can pump gas just as well as Kendall. And I’m totally fine if Kylie wants to become a professional gas station model when she grows up, but for my readers’ sake, here’s hoping she sticks to full serve until she turns 18. Because the only person who should be pumping it right now is a certified professional. Move it along.
I don’t think I ever knew Joanna Krupa was a fellow dog lover before, but I guess that’s just one more thing me and my favorite reality star have in common. Because here she is walking a couple cute pooches for a Polish TV station to help get them adopted, and looking pretty damn cute herself. Although I’m just guessing here, but I have a feeling this isn’t what the producers meant when they first asked Joanna to take her puppies out on camera for a good cause…
Here’s your latest pants-melting update from the wide world of men’s mags: apparently UNO Magazine out of The Philippines put everybody’s #1 favorite UFC hottie Arianny Celeste on the cover of their Travel Issue. And after checking it out, I think I’ve finally decided where I want to take my summer vacation this year: wherever the hell Arianny is. I mean, just look at that picture-perfect scenery… Yow!