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Nicola Peltz Is Working It Good

November 21st, 2014

Nicola Peltz

Here’s one of my latest crushes Nicola Peltz looking mighty fine in New York the other night, and I can’t figure out why, but she still hasn’t responded to my job offer to become my new bikini-wearing personal assistant. I mean, I thought it was a pretty great gig for an up-and-coming hottie like Nicola. But in case she’s worried about the commute to my mom’s basement my office, I guess it’d be okay if she worked from home to start out. I’ll get the webcam set up.

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Paz Vega Makes A Hot Comeback

November 21st, 2014

Paz Vega

I don’t know what Paz Vega‘s up to these days, it must be tough out there being the poor man’s Penelope Cruz when Penelope’s still smoking hot. But I guess Paz must be looking for work or something, because here she is busting out some nice red carpet cleavage at the InStyle pre-party for the 2015 Golden Globes. And that’s a surefire way for any forgotten hottie to get noticed again. So, if that’s the case, I’d love to offer Paz an acting gig: she can play my new girlfriend Penelope at Thanksgiving next week. My mom’s eyesight isn’t that great without her glasses these days anyway.

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Lamborghinis Have It Tough!

November 21st, 2014

Lamborghini

You know how there was that video of the woman walking around New York City getting harassed, and then within days, every idiot out there made their own “hilarious” parody video with Batman or Princess Leia or something equally stupid? Well, this video is kind of like that — only it’s actually funny. It’s a tough life out there for a Lamborghini. So just remember that the next time you see one on the street, and keep your hands to yourselves, you perverts.

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Perfect Cleavage Show

November 21st, 2014

Alessandra Ambrosio

Oh man. Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio dropping some serious cleavage (along with my jaw) at the 15th annual Latin Grammy Awards. And see, this is why Alessandra is the hands-down favorite to take home MILF of the Year for like the fifth year in a row, and why we should probably just get it over with and start calling her the hottest MILF of all-time from now. Anyway, I would’ve said that these pictures dropped my pants too, but those prudes in Starbucks already warned me once this week.

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Bella Thorne Is A Teenage Troublemaker

November 21st, 2014

Bella Thorne

I don’t know when Bella Thorne started getting invited to every single movie premiere in Hollywood. It’s like all of a sudden she became the hardest-working teenage troublemaker in the business. But I’m not falling for this obvious trap, and neither should you. So let’s all just move it along, unless you want your next job to be making license plates at the state penitentiary.

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Celebrities Read Mean Tweets

November 21st, 2014

Since you guys seemed to dig that video of the three grandmothers smoking pot, here’s another one for you: celebrities reading mean tweets on Jimmy Kimmel Live. They’ve done eight of these things by now, but in this one, Chloe Moretz has my favorite comeback of all-time. And I think now I finally understand why I’ve never heard back about a single one of my Twitter marriage proposals to these celebrity hotties — because they’re too busy ignoring you bastards tweeting mean shit at them. It’s the only logical explanation.

Alena Blohm Lingerie Pictures Are Heavenly

November 21st, 2014

Alena Blohm

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new lingerie hotness from German Victoria’s Secret model Alena Blohm, but luckily, she’s back with another great shoot for us all to drool over. Anyway, I have no clue what Alena’s up to these days (and I’m too lazy to look it up), but as long as it’s not hanging out in my basement all day dressed like this, there’s always still room for improvement.

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Daily Tuna

November 21st, 2014

-Michea Crawford in super sexy lingerie
-Oh yes! Booty lovin’
-Chicks love being braless
-Lindsay Lohan’s glorious chesticles

-Shailene Woodley gets her rockin’ legs on
-wow! Rose Mcgowan has HUGE Boobs
-These girls like to party
-Miley Cyrus‘ video is damn sexy

Hayleen Picture Moment

November 21st, 2014
         
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View more pictures and videos of this hottie here! (kinda nsfw)

Alyssa Barbara Is A Goddess Of All Goddesses

November 20th, 2014

Alyssa Barbara

Let’s face it: now that Pam Anderson‘s over the hill, it’s about time we all found a new favorite Canadian hottie to drool over. And I’d like to officially nominate one of my current favorite models period, Alyssa Barbara. Not only is she a busty blonde just like Pam, but I swear that every single photoshoot we get from her is hotter than the last. It’s almost enough to melt my cold blogger heart. Or at least my pants region. Either way, I’m pretty sure I’m in love.

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Photos: Kingston Photo

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Canned Tuna

November 20th, 2014

Selena Gomez Does Sia (Lainey Gossip)
Candice Swanepoel Is Lingerie Perfection (Egotastic)

Super Hot Chicks In Lingerie (The Chive)
Lady Gaga Got Another Tattoo In Honor Of Her Fans (Dlisted)

Porn Star Kim Kardashian‘s Huge Knockers (The Superficial)
Kylie Jenner Without Makeup (Fishwrapper)

Mmm.. Kelly Brook Hits A Nail Salon With Preeya Kalidas (Moe Jackson)
Izabel Goulart Is Super Fit (DS nsfw)

Bar Refaeli Looking All Kinds Of Stunningly Sexy (Popoholic)
Janice Dickinson Says Bill Cosby Drugged And Raped Her (IDLYITW)

WTF! Molly Shannon Got HUGE New Boobs (WWTDD)

Alessandra Ambrosio Works It Good On The Streets

November 20th, 2014

Alessandra Ambrosio

I know what you might be thinking, but look, I’m not going to rag on Alessandra Ambroisio for wearing a pair of baggy mom jeans in these shots. For one thing, my favorite MILF is still giving us a peak at that sexy stomach of hers. And secondly, I’m still holding out hope that eventually Alessandra will read all the nice things I’ve written about her over the years, come to her senses and ditch her little brats and her family to come live with me in my mom’s basement. Fingers crossed!

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Tiffany Fallon Is My New Favorite Cougar

November 20th, 2014

Tiffany Fallon

Holy crap. I think I might have just found my new favorite cougar. Because after seeing this super-hot photoshoot from former Playboy Playmate of the Year (and NFL cheerleader!) Tiffany Fallon, I’m starting to feel a whole lot of love welling up in my pants region. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s what you call it. So who cares if Tiffany’s 40, is married to some dude from Rascal Flatts and just had her third kid last month? I’ve had to overcome worse odds. Wish me luck.

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Rihanna Gives Us A Hint Of Her Sweet Cleavage

November 20th, 2014

Rihanna

See, now this is exactly what I mean when I say that Rihanna makes such a great role model for young hotties everywhere. And no, I’m not talking about the fact that she showed up to promote AIDS awareness for a MAC Cosmetics event. I mean the fact that she made sure to drop some of that sweet cleavage of hers in the process. Now there’s a hottie who understands what charity is really all about.

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