- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
I want you guys to meet my latest Russian InstaHottie find: Gizerskaya Anastasia. I don’t know how I never came across her before, considering I spend half my day
trolling for researching new hotties on Instagram, and she’s obviously pretty popular on there, with almost half a million followers. And you can probably figure out why once you take a look at a few of those Instagram pictures below. In fact, I have a feeling Gizerskaya’s probably going to find herself with a few more followers after this. I know me and the Little Tuna are already hooked.
Finally! I feel like I’ve been waiting for Victoria Justice to do a photoshoot like this for years. AKA one that’s actually showing off her hot body and not just some kind of lame and/or fully-clothed womens’ mag pictures. But between these and those Coachella short shorts pictures last week, I feel like Victoria’s finally starting to embrace her inner hottie. It’s about damn time.
I’m a little confused by this photoshoot Emily Ratajkowski did for the May issue of some French mag called L’Officiel (whatever that is). I thought French people were supposed to be way more cool with nudity than North Amercians, but for some reason, we’ve just got pictures of Emily fully clothed. And… hugging a sad old dude and holding up a bag of money? I guess it must be some kind of artistic statement or something, but personally, I think Emily’s funbags are statement enough. Maybe that’s just me.
I know I’ve been doing a lot of posts on hot nobodies and wannabe models lately, so I figured it was probably time to remind you perverts what a real model looks like. So here’s the latest lingerie shoot from Sara Sampaio. No dumb photoshoot gimmicks, no Instagram selfies, just a hot Victoria’s Secret model in lingerie. There’s a reason you don’t mess with the classics. Enjoy.
–Coachella bikini bods!
–Someone is marrying this dude!
–Zoe Kravitz is a pretty lady
–Porn Star Kim Kardashian in a sheer dress
–Emily Ratajkowski shakes her booty
–Kim Zolciak bikini returns
–Joanna Krupa panty peak
–OMG she is so hot!
–Emily DiDonato nearly slips a nip
Demi Lovato Insane Cleavage On Snapchat (Egotastic)
I hope you guys are sitting down, because I’ve got some big news: I have another round of GIFs of Bella Thorne shaking her booty for the camera and teasing us with some underboob on Snapchat. Although actually, now that I think about it, I guess the bigger news would be if Bella went a full 24 hours without giving us one of those two things, considering it’s pretty much become a daily occurrence for her to shake her ass on social media these days. So, yeah, you’re going to want to make sure to stay tuned for more breaking “news” just like this. Don’t go anywhere.
I’m too lazy to look it up and double-check (also, that would eat into valuable pants-around-my-ankles time), but I’m pretty sure this latest Gisele Bundchen photoshoot is for some shoe company. And I’ve never really understood why these companies get a hot supermodel like Gisele to model their shoes. I mean, yes, she’s super leggy, but the last thing I’m looking at right now is her feet. Complete waste of money, if you ask me.
I still don’t really buy this whole “Gigi Hadid is a professional supermodel” thing, but I guess my mom still doesn’t buy that I’m a professional journalist either. And I’ve got to say, out of the two Hadid sister/fake models, I’d definitely take Gigi over her sister. At least she knows how to do more than one look for the camera. I guess their rich parents must’ve ran out of money for modeling lessons after Gigi.
It’s Friday, and as far as I’m concerned, there’s no better way to cap off another long workweek of drooling over hot nobodies and writing dick jokes than by posting another hot nobody showing off some serious cleavage. So here’s underrated hottie Alyssa Arce and her underboob to send you into the weekend with a five-alarm pants fire. You’re welcome.
I know a lot of you guys on the East Coast are still buried under like 4 feet of snow or something, and the roads out there are probably still pretty bad. But don’t worry, I’ve got something that ought to help warm you up: a new set of bikini pictures from smoking hot Danish model Josephine Skriver. And the best part is, if you’re stuck working at home today, you don’t have anybody checking over your shoulder asking you if drooling over bikini models qualifies as “work.” Although just in case you’re wondering, it totally does. …Well, it does for me, at least.
–Who would you rather?
–Joanna Krupa in a little tiny bikini
–Jessica Simpson and her amazing boobs
–Eva Longoria hits the beach
–Hilary Duff and her juicy booty
–Rosie Huntington Whiteley without Bra
–Super busty Asian babe
–Beautiful black babes!
–OMG! Rachael Leigh Cook on drugs