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- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
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- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
Yes, that is Kendall Jenner dressed up a sexy shark. According to my sources, it’s part of her shoot for LOVE Magazine’s annual advent calendar. And I have no clue what “genius” came up with the idea to cover Kendall up in a shark costume, but if you ask me, it’s a total waste of Kendall’s talent. And by that I mean, that killer body of hers. That said, if this whole professional modeling thing doesn’t work out, I think Kendall could have a very successful career as a sexy aquarium mascot. She’s a natural.
I don’t normally pay much attention to Emmy Rossum unless she’s walking around in leggings or taking her top off on Shameless, but I’m always happy to support hotties supporting a good cause with their hotness. So here’s Emmy attending the Godiva “Hot Chocolate for a Cause” event in New York, and I’m not sure what their target was, but if they wanted to warm up my pants region by a few thousand degrees, they’ve already hit the goal and then some. Yow.
If you missed out on Cyber Monday, not to worry, because I’ve got something even better than 15% off ugly sweaters or whatever lame sales people were pushing yesterday. Because here’s Miley Cyrus leaving a club in New York with her shirt half off and giving us a peek at her bra. And sure, I know it’s not quite as good as that weird orange jumpsuit being 100% off, but hey, it’s still a lot better than 2 for 1 socks, right? Enjoy.
Look, I know that Kylie Jenner is trying really hard to become a professional model these days — aka her family’s forking over a fortune to get her more work — but after this photoshoot she did for Interview Magazine, I’m sorry, I just don’t think she’s got what it takes. I mean, the whole latex cougar sex doll thing isn’t a bad concept, but that’s not the issue. The problem’s her ugly face. And OK, maybe that was mean, but I just wish Kylie would go away so we can focus on people with actual hottie potential. Like her sister Kendall.
In case you’ve been wondering what to get your favorite blogger for Christmas this year, you can stop searching. Because I’ve found the perfect gift: here’s Adriana Lima debuting her very own wax statue at Madame Tussauds in New York. I just don’t get why Adriana didn’t wear her lingerie too. It’s the only thing that stops this from being a perfect lesbian fantasy. OK, fine, I’m a pervert, what else is new? Now, when do they start mass-producing these things, and how do I get on the waiting list?
I’ve always said that Lily Donaldson is one of the more underrated Victoria’s Secret hotties out there, and I guess that’s why she decided to give up on the lingerie modeling game in order to become a softcore porn star. Or at least, that’s what I’m assuming these pictures are from. According to my sources, this shoot is part of something called 032c Magazine‘s Fall/Winter issue, and I’d just like to be one of the first to congratulate Lily on the career move. She’s got my full support. And the Little Tuna’s too.
Josephine Skriver Sexy Cop (WWTDD)
I know a lot of you are probably headed somewhere for Thanksgiving over the next few days, so here’s something to tide you over during those inevitable travel delays: today’s InstaBabe Celeste Desjardins. According to my sources, she’s a Canadian model/actress, is great at Instagram, and more than hot enough to get you through even the worst layovers. You’re welcome.
I always love seeing a hottie giving back to the community, especially when what they’re giving is serious pants fires. So here’s Canadian hottie/soap opera star Jacqueline Macinnes Wood at the 2015 Hollywood Christmas Parade. And hopefully this isn’t the last we see of Jacqueline this holiday season, because right now, all I want for Christmas this year is more Wood. Enjoy.