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Lucy Collett, Beth Humphreys, Jessica Davies, Joey Fisher And Gracie Finlan Make Me Want To Move To England!

May 17th, 2013

If you like busty British nobodies in lingerie, you guys are in luck, because I’ve got a whole bunch for you today. Here’s Lucy Collett, Beth Humphreys, Jessica Davies, Joey Fisher and Gracie Finlan posing for a photoshoot that’s currently reminding me about my plans to move to England. And if none of these names sounds familiar to you, don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. To help you put faces to names, Lucy is the redhead, and the others are Boobs #1, 2, 3, and 4. Enjoy.

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Canned Tuna

May 17th, 2013

Mmm… Sexy Busty Asian Luigi (The Chive)
Did Olivia Wilde Get Implants? (The Superficial)

Aishwarya Rai Is The Most Beautiful (Lainey Gossip)
Craziest Way to Go Down a Waterslide Ever (VIDHUNTR)

Kim Kardashian Has Disgusting Ankles (Dlisted)
Jessica Hart Works It In A Little Bikini (Moe Jackson)

Christina Aguilera‘s Spanks Bikini (DS nsfw)
Vanessa Hudgens: Hipster Chic Style (Just Jared)

Christen Dye Is Absolutely Amazing (SI.com)
Natasha Barnard In Lingerie (Popoholic)

Selena Gomez Is In A Great Disguise (IDLITW)

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Julianne Hough Wears Short Shorts

May 17th, 2013

I never really understood why people call Disneyland “the happiest place on Earth” since as far as I can tell, it’s just filled with crying brats and disgruntled employees. But after seeing these pictures of Julianne Hough at the park in short shorts, I think I’m finally starting to get it. I’m sure Julianne made a lot of dads very happy that day.

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Emma Watson: Nerds Rejoice!

May 17th, 2013

Emma Watson was at Cannes to premiere her new movie The Bling Ring, so here are some pictures for all you nerds out there. And I hate to break your bubble, but I’m pretty sure this movie is about the kids who robbed Paris Hilton and not some lame Green Lantern sequel. I could be wrong, but I’m too busy focusing on Emma’s booty in this dress to double-check. Uh oh, does this mean I’m becoming a nerd too? Guys, I’m scared.

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Maria Fowler Knows How To Dress

May 17th, 2013

I forget why Maria Fowler is famous, but since she’s British and has giant funbags, I’m just going to assume she’s a reality TV star. And judging from these pictures, I’m guessing her show follows Maria’s courageous battle with nipple-itis, a wonderful disease that afflicts hundreds of celebrities every year. So with her permission, I’d like to try an experimental cure. It involves my mouth and it’ll probably take a several sessions, but I’m willing to do it even if Maria’s health insurance doesn’t cover it.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

May 17th, 2013

Today’s extra catch consists of Kayla Collins, Jessa Hinton, Carol Vorderman, Victoria Pendleton, Berenice Bejo, Georgia May Foote, Paris Hilton, Megan Hilti, Rita Ora, Lizzie Cundy, Donna Air, Courtney Stodden, Petra Nemcova, Lauren Pope, Heidi Range, Selena Gomez, Ola Jordan, Jessica Alba, Brenda Song, Serinda Swan, Ariel Winter.

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Nina Dobrev’s Sweet Booty Pump

May 17th, 2013

It looks like Nina Dobrev has been listening to me, because here she is at the CW Network’s Upfronts in New York, and thankfully she’s not trying to cover herself up for once. Granted, this isn’t exactly a bikini, but her body’s looking pretty good in that tight dress. And since we want to encourage Nina to keep this up, make sure to show her your appreciation. I’ve already done it twice today, and I think I might even try for a third.

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Candice Swanepoel Is Smoking Hot For Interview Magazine

May 17th, 2013

Here’s Candice Swanepoel heating things up for Interview German magazine. As you guys know, I think Candy is the hottest thing to ever set foot on this planet, but I’m not impressed that they have her smoking in this photoshoot. It’s a bit of a turn off. Now don’t get me wrong, I’d still play tossil hockey with her even if she tasted like an ashtray, but next time they need something to stick in her mouth, I know exactly the right prop for the job.

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Sofia Vergara Busts Out For USA

May 17th, 2013

I can’t remember the last time we had Sofia Vergara‘s cleavage on this site, which means it’s been way too long. Then again though, even if it had been 2 hours, it would’ve been way too long. So here she is at the USA Network Upfronts, ensuring that even if you could care less about USA’s fall lineup this year, you’ll still be able to enjoy what Sofia’s got up front. Remind me to send those guys a thank you card.

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Rosie Jones And Rhian Sugden Will Blow your Mind

May 17th, 2013

This is what I love about Nuts: they take two of my favorite busty British models Rosie Jones and Rhian Sugden, and get them together in lingerie for one ridiculously hot photoshoot. I’ve been trying to do the same thing for months, but it just hasn’t worked out. First, their agents wouldn’t get back to me because I’m not a “photographer” and don’t have a “studio,” and then the guy at Sears wouldn’t let me use theirs because of “regulations.” So thanks Nuts, for being the ones to finally help bring my dream to life. I owe you one.

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April Rose Has Two Big Talents!

May 17th, 2013

Meet April Rose. I’ve never heard of this girl before, but here she is at the Maxim Hot 100 event and I’m so glad she has come into my life because there has been a shortage of chicks with huge fake boobs on the site. Anyway, I think April and I should become Twitter girlfriend and boyfriend since my relationship with Nikki Leigh is not working out as I planned. So fellas, put in a good word for me here.

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Kelly Brook Is A Trouble Maker

May 17th, 2013

Kelly Brook apparently forgot to bring her glorious cleavage to this party, but that’s not even the most unbelievable part of these pictures. Just look at the amount of parking tickets she’s got on her car. How is that even possible? Did she leave and go flower shopping for 5 days? Did she park on top of a fire hydrant? Either way, clearly this chick makes way too much money. And I think she needs somebody to lounge by a pool all day and spend it for her. Luckily, my afternoons are free and I look great in a Speedo. Hell, I’ll even move her car every once in a while.

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