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- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
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- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
Unlike most 35-year-olds, Britney Spears has managed to keep her body pretty tight. And she ain’t afraid to show it off. I know most chicks will say that she has a relatively easy life, and they would be right, but still 30 minutes of Richard Simmons “Sweating to the Oldies” once every other day is not too hard to do. So get off the couch and just do it. No excuses.
I haven’t done a post on Courtney Stodden in ages. After her solo porn tape, her chance of being a big star kind of faded. Not like she had a shot before, but it is one way to put an end to a career. Another way is to get so much plastic surgery that you no longer look your age. Courtney has fallen into the Kylie Jenner syndrome and it’s not sexy. Sure I would still motorboat her huge tatas, but I worry what she will look like when she actually turns 40.
I kind of lost interest in Katy Perry when she went all political during the election season. I don’t like hot chicks mixing with politics. It’s a turn off. What a girl thinks about BLM or the rain forest really doesn’t do much for the little man downstairs. That said, Katy may have redeemed herself in these pics. She looks like a hot lesbian who’s dying to be straight again! And to me that’s f$ckin’ hot.
We’ve spent a lot of time on amateur beach hotties this week, but I figure it’s time we celebrated a true professional: Colombian hottie Daniela Lopez Osorio. And trust me, after a few seconds checking out the latest bikini pictures from this total smokeshow, you’ll be ruined for anyone else. So take a good look, because this is what a real bikini babe looks like. Disclaimer: I can’t be held responsible for any damage done to your pants and/or marriages. Consider yourself warned.
–Who would you rather?
–Joanna Krupa in a little tiny bikini
–Jessica Simpson and her amazing boobs
–Eva Longoria hits the beach
–Hilary Duff and her juicy booty
–Rosie Huntington Whiteley without Bra
–Super busty Asian babe
–Beautiful black babes!
–OMG! Rachael Leigh Cook on drugs
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I guess Bella Thorne‘s pants region has fully recovered from yesterday’s Snapchat wax adventure, because here she is back posting videos of her doing squats in her underwear. Although, speaking of pants regions, mine is probably going to take a little extra time to recover after this. Give me 30, 45 seconds max.
I know there’s probably a whole generation of little perverts out there who have no idea who Pamela Anderson is, or care that she was the hottest woman alive for most of the ’90s. And that’s really depressing. But for those of you that are old enough to remember Pam’s glory days, check out this new lingerie photoshoot the OG busty blonde did for Coco de Mer and give your pants region a blast from the past.
I don’t like to go too many days without
creeping on checking back in on my favorite Instagram hotties, and it’s been at least a week since I’ve given you guys any new updates on Alexis Ren. So I figured I’d take a look to see what she’s been up to lately, and good news! It’s the same thing she’s always up to: showing off that perfect body of hers on social media 24/7/365. I don’t call her one of the hardest-working women on Instagram for nothing. Enjoy!
Here’s a few more pictures from that Victoria Justice photoshoot I had for you guys earlier in the week. And even though I still don’t really understand the theme they were going for here — artsy sci-fi movie extra, maybe? — who cares? I’ll take any excuse I can get for some more Victoria hotness. She could be modeling a new line of garbage bags for all I care.
–Maria Sharapova hotness returns
–Porn star Kim K is so gross!
–Reese Witherspoon is looking delicious
–Doutzen Kroes’ awesome booty
–Heidi Klum boobie rub
–Katya Elise Henry is one sweet piece
–Raven Tracy is smoking hot!
–Girl on girl kiss
–Underrated Hottie Brie Larson Decked Out for Vanity Fair