I haven’t heard a whole lot out of professional Twitter model Adrianne Curry in quite some time, I just assumed she had some rich old dude boyfriend who didn’t care for the fact that she basically flashes her boobs to thousands of strangers with every Twitter post. Sucker. Here she is doing just that in her latest cleavage installment. Welcome back.
Meet Tamara Ecclestone. She’s a British socialite and daughter of Bernie Ecclestone, who is a very rich dude. People say, money can buy you many things but it can’t buy you class. And that’s why I love this chick. Look at those bolt-ons! So classless and delicious!
Here’s Kim Kardashian going for a Cleopatra/Egyptian goddess look but since I’m not a fashion expert, let’s just call it a sl%tty porn look since her titties are popping out of her dress. Anyway, she’s still pretending to have a fake relationship with Mr. Douche. Until I see a sex tape, I don’t believe it.
I guess the folks producing that crappy Spring Breakers movie they were filming a few months ago are getting a little annoyed that nobody is paying any attention to them anymore, so they got their teenage stars to tweet some more pictures of themselves in their sexy little bikinis. Here are Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens showing off their perfect perky goodness in some sexy little bikini tops. Welcome back.
Alright, I think this Micaela Schaefer chick is getting out of hand, in a good way that is. I’ve had her on the site a few times before and every time she stuns me with her tiny, sexy, stripper-like outfits. She’s the one that basically wore a torn up garbage bag on the red carpet at some movie for the Cannes Film Festival, and I love her. Here she is with her trashy friends getting down and dirty in their stripper/hooker/future hollywoodtuna bride costumes. Amaze!
I for one am annoyed that Kim Kardashian is supposedly dating this Kanye West douche, we all know it’s completely fake so that she can promote the latest season of her garbage reality TV show. Here she is in Cannes walking around all romantically with the guy on some rich a-holes yacht. I hate it. What I don’t hate are those big boobies of hers so that’s how we ended up in this situation.
Here’s Miss USA 2011 Alyssa Campanella and the rest of the contestants in some swimsuit fashion show. There’s plenty of pictures to go through so take your time. It’s well worth it. Enjoy.
Here’s the latest installment inJennifer Love Hewitt’s ever fluctuating hotness. I don’t get this chick, one minute she’s dumpy and disgusting in some stained period sweatpants, the next she’s outside her house looking like this. What the hell? I don’t understand how the same woman can look like a sexpot one minute and a homeless lesbian the next. It just doesn’t make any sense to me, my penis doesn’t know if it’s coming or going. No wonder she can’t seem to keep a boyfriend.
I’m not sure if Michelle Rodriguez can really be considered much of a celebrity anymore, I guess getting fired from Lost for drunk driving kind of counts, but I’ve got these shots of her in her bikini while on vacation in Cannes so she’s going to have to do. She’s still looking pretty good, I mean obviously some rich dude found her hot enough to invite her to France for some bikini beach time. You know she’s not their for the film festival. Come on.
I posted a bunch of pictures of Kate Upton in this weird wedding bikini a few weeks ago, which was awesome, but now I’ve got the video to back things up. The chick is gorgeous enough in pictures, but getting her in action is just amazing. Now I’d like to see her in 3D or in person or just with her top off. Her hotness has got me all confused.
