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Ola Jordan’s Booty Is My Latest Crush!

August 22nd, 2014

Ola Jordan

It’s official, I think Ola Jordan here might just be my new favorite crush. So what if I’ve never heard of her before this, and couldn’t tell you who she is or why she’s famous? What can I say? I’ve always liked any hottie who shares my belief that pants are overrated. It’s what this site was founded on. Anyway, according to my research, Ola is a professional dancer and Strictly Come Dancing star, so there, happy now? Because I know I am.

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Colleen Shannon Is The Sexiest DJ

August 22nd, 2014

Colleen Shannon

Alright you perverts, be respectful, because bikini model/world’s sexiest DJ Colleen Shannon here isn’t just one of the hottest things you’ll see all day, she’s also my newest Twitter friend. And I want to make a good first impression so maybe someday we can take things to the next level. That’s right: a DM. I’m pretty sure that’s considered third base in the blogger world. So wish me luck, and enjoy.

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Irina Shayk Is Simply Amazing

August 22nd, 2014

Irina Shayk

Because there’s few better ways to end another long work week than with some supermodel sideboob, here’s Irina Shayk looking red hot at the European premiere of Hercules in Berlin. So enjoy, and you might as well start packing up now. Because take it from me, once you see these, you’re not going to be able to get any more work done the rest of the day anyway.

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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Looks Like A Really Good Time

August 22nd, 2014

Aisleyne Horgan Wallace

You’d think I might be a little jealous that my Twitter girlfriend Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace went and got drunk without me, and maybe I was for a little bit, but after seeing these pictures of the busty Brit, it was hard to stay upset for long. See, not only was she wearing a dress that could barely contain her while sober, but it looks like it was a two-man operation to try to prevent a serious wardrobe malfunction. So, really, if you’re going to be mad at anybody, be mad at those two for preventing Aisleyne’s night out from becoming even bigger news. And they call themselves “friends.”

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Meet Ryan Seacrest’s New Beard Shayna Taylor

August 22nd, 2014

Shayna Taylor

In case you needed any more evidence that life just isn’t fair, here goes: meet Shayna Taylor, aka Ryan Seacrest’s new beard and a wannabe model (shocking, I know). I’ve gotta say, I’m pretty impressed with Shayna’s qualifications, but if she really wants to take her career to the next level, she shouldn’t be wasting her time with this loser on his yacht, she should be wasting it with yours truly in my mom’s basement. Everybody knows that’s where stars are really made. OK, not really, but maybe Shayna could be the first.

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Amanda Cerny Is Hot It Burns

August 21st, 2014

Amanda Cerny

Caution: these pictures are so hot, you’re going to want to keep a bottle of water nearby, to stay hydrated and also to put out any five-alarm pants fires. Because here’s smoking hot model Amanda Cerny practicing her jump shot in booty shorts for the paps, and while I’m pretty sure that’s not proper form, I’m not going to be the one to correct her. It looks perfect to me!

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Olivia Holt Is Trouble

August 21st, 2014

Olivia Holt

Alright you degenerates, you’re not going to want to get too comfortable with these pictures of Olivia Holt at the LA premiere of If I Stay. Because according to my research, she’s a Disney star and, more importantly, she’s still only 17. So let’s all just move it along, and cross our fingers that Olivia grows up to be just like Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, and Vanessa Hudgens. And by that I mean, successful and very famous, obviously.

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Rita Ora and Chrissy Teigen Make A Nice Pair

August 21st, 2014

Rita Ora and Chrissy Teigen

OK, so I know that Rita Ora isn’t my #1 favorite busty British pop star and Chrissy Teigen isn’t exactly my #1 supermodel either, but still, you put them together and you’ve got a Top 10 lesbian fantasy. Maybe even Top 5. So here they are together at some kind of fragrance launch in New York, and I’m not sure who thought to pair these two up, but whoever did is a damn genius, because this is looking like one seriously tasty combo right now. Yum.

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Alina Kravchenko Is Red Hot

August 20th, 2014

Alina Kravchenko

Since I know it’s my job to pass along the latest up-and-coming hotties’ lingerie photoshoots and not just selfishly keep them all for myself, I guess I should introduce you guys to Alina Kravchenko here. I haven’t been able to find out too much about her besides the fact that she’s Ukrainian and that her booty is an instant pants fire, but if I’m able to discover anything else, like say, what Alina looks like in a bikini, you guys will be the first to know. After I’ve had a couple hours head start to get my marriage proposal translated into Ukrainian, of course.

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Jessica Alba Is A MILF To Die For

August 20th, 2014

Jessica Alba

You might want to start bringing a spare pair of pants with you to work this week, because it looks like Jessica Alba‘s recent hotness press tour is just getting started with these shots of her at the LA premiere of Sin City: A Dame To Kill For. Because after this, we’re guaranteed even more MILF goodness at the NY premiere and all the European premieres. I haven’t locked down a date for the star-studded premiere in my mom’s basement yet, but fingers crossed.

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Alyssa Arce Will Blow Your Mind

August 20th, 2014

Alyssa Arce

Meet Alyssa Arce. This is the first time I’ve done a post on the Southern hottie, but I think I’m already in love. You can fall in love at first sight through your pants, right? Anyway, according to my research, Alyssa’s a Playboy Playmate, which is great news, and she partied on a yacht with Justin Bieber or something recently, which is not so great news. I mean, what’s that teenage lesbian got that I don’t? You know, besides millions of dollars and fans and a yacht. Whatever. I’d still love to take Alyssa motorboating some time. And we wouldn’t even have to leave my bedroom. Call me!

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