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Ariel Winter Needs To Hire me

September 23rd, 2016

Ariel Winter

I thought I had a good job, getting to write about hotties in bikinis from my couch in sweatpants 5 days a week, but turns out there’s an even better gig out there: getting paid to apply makeup to Ariel Winter‘s booty. I didn’t even realize that was a thing, let alone something you could do for money. So, where do I send in my resume?

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Iryna Ivanova Is Hard At Work Showing Her Boobs

September 23rd, 2016

Iryna Ivanova

I love that Snapchat has officially become the new place for busty hotties to show off their funbags for their fans. And here’s a few of my favorite Snaps from my new favorite social media star Iryna Ivanova. I still haven’t figured out how hotties make any money off this thing, but as long as the pictures keep coming, I’d be happy to get out my checkbook for Iryna anytime. How much?

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Madison Beer Is Still Trouble

September 22nd, 2016

Madison Beer

I don’t want any of my loyal readers getting into trouble (mostly because I don’t think you’re allowed to use the Internet from prison), so here’s a reminder that Madison Beer is still serious trouble for another few months. Which means you’re going to want to take a page from Madison here and just keep it moving. Next!

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Lindsey Pelas’ And Her Massive Bazookas

September 22nd, 2016

Lindsey Pelas

I know Snapchat is huge these days and all the celebs and wannabe hot nobodies use it, but as far as I’m concerned, there’s only one hottie who can give Bella Thorne a run for her money as the #1 Snap-model. And that’s Lindsey Pelas here. I know this busty blonde is also a real professional lingerie model, but if you ask me, her Snapchat is still hands down her best work. See for yourself below.

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Instagram Model Cara Delevingne Does PUMA

September 22nd, 2016

Cara Delevingne

I don’t really get what people see in Cara Delevingne. I mean, sure, she’s got a good body, but you could say the same thing about every single Instagram wannabe out there. And they don’t get major modeling contracts. Anyway, here’s Cara modeling workout gear for Puma and I don’t know, maybe I just like Cara better when she’s modeling in fewer layers.

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Instagram Model Rachel Cook Is A Girl You Should Know

September 21st, 2016

Rachel Cook

I’m always trying to stay up-to-date on all the latest hotties out there, so trust me when I say that Rachel Cook here is definitely one worth keeping an eye on. She’s not a household name just yet, but expect that to change if this Instagram hottie keeps doing professional photoshoots this good. And if you’re not following her yet, what are you waiting for? Get on that now, and thank me later.

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Bella “One Face” Hadid Spreads It

September 21st, 2016

Here’s Bella Hadid spreading her legs for some new spread in W Magazine, and I guess I need to apologize for saying Bella’s not a real model. I mean, just look at this: 8 pictures and she’s making the same damn face in every single one. Now that’s impressive. I don’t even think I could do that by accident.

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Romee Strijd Is Amazing!

September 20th, 2016

Romee Srijd

I know I like to rag on mens’ magazines like Maxim and point out how the fashion mags usually put out better, hotter photoshoots than they do. But I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due, and this latest photoshoot from Dutch Victoria’s Secret model Romee Strijd is one of the hottest things I’ve seen from any magazine in months. Well done, guys. It’s just too bad we have to wait a whole nother month for the next one.

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Brother Helps Brother

September 20th, 2016

Poor dude was close to finishing the race when he collapses and then his brother who was in second helps bring him home. That’s some brotherly love.

Ariel Winter Busts Out Big Time

September 20th, 2016

Ariel Winter

There’s few things I love more in this world than seeing a busty hottie stuffed into a tight dress, so here’s Ariel Winter busting out at some post-Emmy reception in Hollywood. And as great as her cleavage is looking, I was just thinking how it could be even better if she hadn’t gotten that boob reduction a while back. Oh well. At least these still look like they’d make for pretty great pillows, as is.

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Top Is See Through

September 20th, 2016

I always have to be careful when I write about Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, since she’s dating engaged to Jason Statham and that dude could beat me up with both arms tied behind his back. So all I’m going to say about these pictures of the smoking hot model at some jewelry event in London is how great she looks, even though that top of hers is see-through in all the wrong places, and that she needs to dump that bald loser and marry/divorce me instead. Whoops. Couldn’t help myself. Whatever. It’ll totally be worth eating through a straw for a couple months as long as she says yes.

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