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Luna Castilho Will Blow Your Mind

September 30th, 2014

Luna Castilho

You guys know that, as a cynical, jaded blogger, there isn’t a whole lot I believe in. But I’ll admit I’m a sucker when it comes to love at first sight. And I fell hard for Brazilian model Luna Castilho the first time I saw her, or more accurately, saw that perfect booty of hers. So enjoy these latest bikini shots from Luna, but just remember, I called dibs.

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Emily Ratajkowski Busts Out For Cosmo

September 30th, 2014

In case you hadn’t noticed (and if you didn’t, you should probably get your eyes checked), Emily Ratajkowski and her lucky funbags are everywhere these days. She’s even busting out in the November issue of Cosmopolitan Magazine, which is going to make waiting at line in the grocery store way more fun this month. Anyway, I’m still waiting for Emily to thank me for making her such a big star though. Don’t get me wrong, these pictures are a good start, but a few topless thank-you selfies wouldn’t hurt either.

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Big Boob Catfight: Jordan Carver Vs. Melanie Mueller

September 29th, 2014

Turns out the biggest fight this weekend wasn’t whichever dudes were rubbing up against each other for the UFC, it was between busty German celebs Jordan Carver and Melanie Mueller here. Here they are showing off their big guns at the weigh-in and you can watch the video of the two going at it below. I still say Jello wrestling would’ve been a way better idea, and more of a fair fight. Oh well. Maybe for the rematch. I’ll even supply the venue and kiddie pool.

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Bryana Holly Ass-umes Position

September 29th, 2014

Bryana Holly

Warning: you’re going to want to make sure you know where your nearest fire extinguisher is, because these latest pictures of Bryana Holly are hot enough to cause an instant pants fire. Now, I’m still waiting to hear back from Bryana on whether she’ll make me the luckiest blogger on Earth and agree to make a sex tape with me. Oh, and I guess marry me too, but until that day, it’s pictures like these that make all this waiting well worth it. Yow.

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Sadie Robertson Is Trouble

September 29th, 2014

Sadie Robertson

I didn’t recognize the name Sadie Robertson, so I did some research and found out that she’s on Dancing with the Stars this season. Then I also found out two more things that ought scare off you perverts: first, she’s only 17, and second, she’s one of the kids on Duck Dynasty. So considering I’m pretty sure her family owns more guns than I do Kleenex boxes, let’s all just stay out of trouble and move it along.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s World-class Cleavage Show

September 29th, 2014

Emily Ratajkowski

As you probably remember (because I remind you pretty much every chance I get), I first introduced you degenerates to Emily Ratajkowski before she got naked for Robin Thicke and became an A-list model. Anyway, now she’s apparently a movie star too, and here she is at the premiere of Gone Girl in New York showing off her world-class cleavage. So there you have it ladies, an endorsement from the Tuna works after all. You don’t even have to date me first, but it’s still strongly recommended. Just think how big Emily could’ve been.

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Jessie J’s Booty Puts On A Show

September 29th, 2014

I guess Jessie J hasn’t been liking all the attention I’ve been giving to Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora lately, because here’s the British pop star putting on one hell of a performance in London to remind us all that her booty can put on a pretty good show too. I’m still not convinced it’s enough to put Jessie in the Top 5 booties in the music business, but I’m willing to accept front row seats to her next concert and/or a private show in my mom’s basement before I make my final decision.

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Emily DiDonato’s Sexy Crazy Eyes

September 26th, 2014

Emily DiDonato

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Emily DiDonato in anything other than a bikini before, but turns out she cleans up pretty nice, judging from this latest sexy photoshoot of hers. I also never realized she had such a crazy eyes thing going on before, but again, it’s the bikini factor. It makes me unable to pay attention to anything else. Hmm, maybe I’d better go back into the archives and see what else I might’ve missed. This could take a while.

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Amanda Cerny Gets A Food Facial

September 26th, 2014

Since you know how I’m always on the lookout for hot videos, here’s a good one for you guys today: my Twitter girlfriend Amanda Cerny getting covered in ice cream sundae in slow-mo. And yup, it’s about as awesome as it sounds, but it just proves that hot babes with huge Instagram and Twitter followings don’t have a lot of pull when it comes to videos, and that they’re not real celebrities. I mean, this video only has a little over 5,000 views! It’s still definitely worth a watch though. And hopefully now after getting the patented Tuna Bump, it’ll grow. And then Amanda can thank me by making a sequel with me in my mom’s basement. So get watching everybody, the video’s below.

Jordan Carver And Her Big Boobs Get In The Ring

September 25th, 2014

Jordan Carver

It’s been a while since we’ve seen German model/actress Jordan Carver and those epic funbags of hers, but here she is getting nice and sweaty in promo shots for some upcoming Celebrity Boxing match with a German TV host, according to my sources. I’m not really sure why the promoters chose actual boxing over Jello wrestling, which seems like it’d be way more fun for everybody involved. But I do know that whoever Jordan’s up against is in serious trouble, considering just looking at these pictures almost knocked me right out. Yow.

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