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Ariana Grande Is Red Hot

March 28th, 2017

Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande is a hot chick. Sure she may have had major amounts of cosmetic surgery because she looks nothing like her childhood photos. But that’s OK because it’s not like I’m marrying her and having children. I don’t have to worry that my child will look like a monster and nothing like her mom. That’s the problem when you date a chick who has had a lot of work done, which is pretty much every social media star and celebrity. How do you explain to your ugly kid, that mommy is a fake and when you grow up you can have all the plastic surgery too. Anyway, just be careful when a dealing with a chick who has been under the knife. Maybe use a condom.

         
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Love Magazine Too

March 28th, 2017

Alessandra Ambrosio

OK, so the Kendall Jenner Love Magazine video was a complete fail, and I was hoping that this Alessandra Ambrosio would be better, but I stopped watchign the video after 5 seconds when I realized once again they took a hot chick in a bikini and tried to make it arty. F#ck off! What’s wrong with millennials. Just take the girl, get her on her hands and knees, a$$ up and call it a day! Simple, yet effective!

         
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Christen Harper Is A Hottie You Should Know

March 28th, 2017

Christen Harper

As you guys probably know, one of my favorite things to do at work is to find new hotties for us all to drool over. As for my other favorite thing… I’m pretty sure I can’t type it out. This is still a family site, after all. Anyway, point is, I want you guys to meet my latest find, Christen Harper. I don’t know much about her just yet, but after this killer lingerie shoot, I can already tell I’m going to be a big fan. Enjoy.

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Madison Beer Does The Thumb On Lips Pose

March 28th, 2017

Bella Thorne and Miley Cyrus have the tongue out pose, Madison Beer is working on her signature move and that is placing her thumb on her big juicy lips. It works for me. However, I think if she wants to take her social media career to the next level, she going to have to incorporate the tongue too. Her male fans need the money shot every once in a while. It’s what keeps me us following.

         
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Anya “Snow Cherry” From Russia Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

March 27th, 2017

Anya

Once again, I stumbled upon a Russian Instagram model who looks like every other Russian model, but is fine as f%$k. Meet Anya and she doesn’t have a last name, that is until now. Anya Tuna. I like how it sounds and I think once I save enough money, she will be mine. Anyway, check her out and enjoy her little catwalk.

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Becky G Does 17!

March 27th, 2017

I have no clue who this low budget Selena Gomez is, but she goes by the name Becky G and here she is in Seventeen Magazine. Don’t worry though, Becky is 20-years-old which makes it safe for us to go out and buy a copy. That is if you’re sad and pathetic because these pictures are tame as f%@k!. Anyway, hoping the next time I post her she is in much less clothing,

         
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Emily Ratajkowski’s “Dork Alert” In A Bikini

March 27th, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski

It’s funny when an Instagram model, who is a solid 7 with a 10 body snaps “Dork Alert” as if she really believes that. Clearly, Emily Ratajkowski hasn’t been around many dorks in her lifetime. I think it’s time she heads to a comic convention and learns what average dorks look and act like. She should call this dork, I’d be her date!

         
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Raica Oliveira Will Blow Your Pants Off

March 24th, 2017

Raica Oliveira

I can’t remember if I’ve already introduced you perverts to Raica Oliveira before, and I’m too lazy to look it up, but I also can barely remember what I did last week, so that’s not too surprising. I guess my mom was right. Sitting with your nose pressed up against your computer screen 40 hours a week really does rot your brain. But either way, you’re definitely going to want to spend some quality time with this sexy new photoshoot from the Brazilian super-hottie, so go ahead and get your face right up against that screen. Trust me, 30-45 seconds won’t hurt. …At least, I don’t think. Enjoy!

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Raiding Josephine Skriver’s Instagram

March 24th, 2017

Josephine Skriver

What’s hotter than having Josephine Skriver and Elsa Hosk as a main photo for a post? I spent some time inspecting Josephine’s Instagram and came up with this gem. I suggest you guys do the same and take an hour to go through each and everyone of these pics. Enjoy.

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Instagram model Celine Farach’s Tongue Tease

March 24th, 2017

Celine Farach

No clue who this chick Celine Farach, but she’s another one of those Instagram model tongue teasing babes. Ladies, you do realize when you take pictures of yourself with your tongue out, the first thing men think about is giving you a money shot. So unless you want a cyber bukkake, keep the tongue in your mouth.

         
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