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Alden Steimle Is Amazing

July 29th, 2016

 Alden Steimle

Pretty sure I’ve warned you guys about Alden Steimle here before. Like how she’s so hot, she’s liable to blow your pants right off. So if you’re smart, you already went ahead and took yours off, just in case. And assuming you aren’t currently being kicked out of wherever you are for public indecency, go ahead and enjoy this latest swimsuit shoot from the blonde hottie.

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Meet Busty Someone Jessica Carrillo

July 29th, 2016

Jessica Carrillo

The Rio Olympics may be shaping up to be a total dumpster fire, but at least one good thing’s come out of them so far: I found out about Jessica Carrillo. According to my sources, this hottie’s a Telemundo reporter, and here she is busting out at NBC’s Olympic social media opening ceremony (whatever the hell that is). Anyway, all I know is, if they handed out medals for giving me pants fires, Jessica would be taking home gold. Enjoy.

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Fake Model Aleert! Hailey Baldwin

July 29th, 2016

Hailey Baldwin

For whatever reason, the Baldwins don’t get nearly as much press as the Hadid sisters, which isn’t fair if you ask me. Because when it comes to rich kid/fake models, Hailey Baldwin is just as talented as anyone else out there. Just look at her on her way into some Hollywood party here. She’s looking good! She just needs to work a little harder at getting the paparazzi to follow her around full-time. Maybe take more long walks in short shorts, or go to pick up coffee in leggings. Listen, I know it’s hard work, but if you want to be a professional hot nobody, you’ve got to take this job seriously.

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15 000 People Play Seven Nation Army

July 29th, 2016

It was cool the first time, but now these concerts are becoming a little lame. And what’s with that drummer? He’s off beat!

Good Thing For Instagram Model Charlotte McKinney’s Boobs

July 29th, 2016

Charlotte McKinney

I know I usually get kinda negative when I write about Charlotte McKinney and say how she’s just a Hooters girl who got lucky, so I’m going to try to be more positive today. Here goes: here’s Charlotte leaving some party in Hollywood putting on a solid leg show, and I’m glad to see her amazing funbags made an appearance too. Especially since they’re both currently distracting me from Charlotte’s so-so face. Damn, I almost made it. Oh well. Better luck next time, I guess.

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Lindsey Pelas Is Killing Snapchat With Her Booty And Boobs

July 28th, 2016

Lindsey Pelas

Sorry Bella Thorne, but Lindsey Pelas is still my #1 favorite Snapchatter after this latest bikini selfie “photoshoot” she posted for her fans (plus this killer bonus booty shot). And if you ask me, these pictures are 20 times hotter than most of the professional bikini shoots I’ve seen lately. Probably because Lindsey knows all her best angles. Yow. Enjoy.

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Meet Busty Kim Tai

July 28th, 2016

Kim Tai

This is my first time doing a post on Kim Tai here, so I don’t know if that bump on her cleavage is a third nipple and I was supposed to use one of those black censored bars on these pictures or what. I tried looking through on the busty hottie’s Instagram to figure it out, but then I got, uh, distracted. So take a look for yourself and see what you think.

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Kristen Stewart Is Zzzz

July 28th, 2016

I’m not gonna lie, I was actually getting a little excited when I heard Kristen Stewart was on the cover of the September issue of Elle. In case you forgot, everyone’s favorite grumpy hipster turned into a legit hottie earlier this year. But these pictures are a total snoozefest. Sorry for the false alarm everyone! Wake me when Kristen joins Snapchat, I guess.

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2016 Miss Teen USA Contestants Are Trouble

July 28th, 2016

Normally, I’m all for beauty pageants — in case you couldn’t tell, I’m a big fan of judging women based purely on their looks. But according to my sources, the age range for Miss Teen USA is 14 to 19, so yeah, let’s just move along. In fact, I’m not really sure why they even hold this competition, unless it’s some kind of elaborate sting operation. Either way, it’s not worth the trouble. Next!

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Lindsey Vonn Works It Good

July 27th, 2016

Lindsay Vonn

Here’s Olympic skier/gold medal-winning hottie Lindsey Vonn at the LA premiere of Bad Moms. And I’m glad to see Lindsey’s enjoying her offseason almost as much as I am right now… Although if you ask me, she should really consider giving up that whole skiing thing to look smoking hot at movie premieres full-time. She’s a total natural.

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