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Rachel Cook Is Bikini Perfection

December 14th, 2017

Rachel Cook

I keep forgetting that Rachel Cook is just a professional Instagram model with a huge following, and not a Victoria’s Secret hottie. Which is just crazy to me. I don’t get how the Jenners and Hadid sisters can get hired for those gigs, and a total smokeshow like Rachel can’t. It’s everything that’s wrong with the modeling business these days.

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Jasmine Tookes Heats Up GQ South Africa

December 14th, 2017

Jasmine Tookes

Apparently Jasmine Tookes made the cover of GQ South Africa this month, and I’m not going to lie, it’s making me pretty jealous right now. Not only are their men’s mag covers way better than ours (they get Victoria’s Secret hotties, we get whatever dude has a comic book movie coming out), but they also just reminded me it’s summer there right now, while I’m currently freezing my ass off in my mom’s basement. Oh well. At least these pictures ought to help warm us up.

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Hunter King Is Working Her Boobies For Social Media

December 13th, 2017

Hunter King

I’ve been waiting for Hunter King here to finally realize what I’ve been saying for years — if she wants to become a big star, she doesn’t need a hit sitcom or a part in a major blockbuster movie. All she needs to do is start dedicating more of her time to posting hot pictures on Instagram. It’s Hot Nobody 101. Anyway, I’m glad to see she’s finally starting to listen. This is definitely a step in the right direction.

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Margot Robbie Is A Wonderland

December 13th, 2017

Margot Robbie

I know I don’t do enough posts on Margot Robbie on this site, but it’s not my fault! It’s hers for spending too much time being a real actress and not just a professional Instagram model who acts on the side. Anyway, the good news is, she’s got a new movie coming out, which means she did this photoshoot for Wonderland Magazine. It’s not a five-alarm pants fire, but hey, it’s better than nothing, so enjoy.

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Kimberley Garner Is Amazing

December 12th, 2017

Kimberley Garner

I’ve always loved Kimberley Garner, she’s one of my original future ex-wives, but if you ask me, Instagram and Snapchat are the best thing that could’ve ever happened to her. Because it allowed her to go from hot leggy nobody/wannabe British tabloid celeb to a professional Insta-hottie and Snapchat model. And she’s a total natural. Yow!

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Doutzen Kroes Booty Jumps For Love

December 12th, 2017

Doutzen Kroes

Looks like LOVE has finally run out of fake models for their daily hottie Advent videos and we’ve finally reached the real supermodel portion of the month with this video of Doutzen Kroes jumping rope in slow-mo. And I’m a big fan, although maybe they should’ve saved this idea for a model with a little more in the funbag department. Either way though, it definitely got me working up a sweat. Enjoy.

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Sara Sampaio’s Sweet Booty

December 12th, 2017

Sara Sampaio

One of these days, Victoria’s Secret is going to finally have to pass the torch (or I guess the million-dollar bra) from Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio to a new generation of hotties, and whenever that day comes, I vote for Sara Sampaio to become the new face booty of the company. She’s perfect for it.

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