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Georgia May Jagger’s Shows Off Her Sweet Booty

April 16th, 2014

Georgia May Jagger

Personally, I don’t find the gap tooth look all that hot (I prefer her in a bikini), but I know a lot of you dudes out there do, so here’s Georgia May Jagger making out with a window for a new lipstick commercial. Which is great and all, but next time they should really get a blogger instead. I don’t want to tell them how to do their jobs or anything, but I know which ad I’d definitely prefer to see.

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Miss Spain Ivette Saucedo’s Got Back

April 16th, 2014

Miss Spain Yvette Saucedo

This perfect booty you’re currently drooling over belongs to Spanish model Ivette Saucedo, who I’ve never heard of before either. But according to my research, she won as Miss Spain at something called the “Queen of the Universe” beauty pageant last year, which sounds pretty made up to me. I don’t blame them though. In fact, making up your own pageant is pretty smart. So I think it’s time to hold the annual Miss Tuna competition too. Only I plan on swapping out the interview portion and evening gowns for two more bikini contests. We’ll be bigger than Miss Universe in no time.

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Nikki Lund And Nikki Leigh Work It

April 16th, 2014

I don’t think anybody out there actually believes that Nikki Lund and Nikki Leigh here just happened to get “spotted” by the paps working out and bending over in sports bras and spandex. If you do, I’ve got a bridge to sell you. That said, I don’t care one bit if these shots are staged, because both of these Nikkis are damn hot, and together they make for one hell of a wrist workout. I’m already out of breath. Enjoy.

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Danica Thrall, Jessica Davies, Melissa Debling, Holly Eriksson Will Blow Your Mind

April 15th, 2014

 Danica Thrall

I know I’ve said it before, but it’s worth saying again: the only thing better than one busty Brit in lingerie is four of them. And luckily, Nuts seems to agree with me, because they got hotties Danica Thrall, Jessica Davies, Melissa Debling and Holly Eriksson together for one giant busty shoot for their latest issue. See, I always have a tough time deciding which one I like best, but fortunately this time we don’t have to choose. Which means I get to save that brainpower for much more important decisions, like where I’m going to nap this afternoon, the couch or the bed. Enjoy.

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Meet Hottie Vanessa Golub

April 15th, 2014

Vanessa Golub

This is the first time I’m doing a post on Vanessa Golub, but after these shots of her doing a sexy swimsuit shoot at the beach, I’m definitely hoping it’s not the last. Because I can’t find out too much about Vanessa, besides the fact that she’s a hot model with an Instagram I could spend hours on, and I have a feeling she could really use the Tuna Bump. But I’m not just doing this out of the goodness of my heart, I’m doing it so hopefully we get to see even more pictures like this in the near future. I figure it’s a win-win. Vanessa gets more gigs, you get more hot beach photoshoots, and I get a very special thank you in my inbox, fingers crossed.

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Taylor Swift’s Got Legs For Days!

April 15th, 2014

Taylor Swift

I can’t speak for any other blogs, but on this site at least, Taylor Swift‘s known more for her killer leg shows than her crappy music. And here she is putting on another great one hanging out with her friend and Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss, who’s known for having a pretty great set of stems of her own. So forget Taylor’s next concert tour, these two should do a worldwide leg wrestling tour instead. I bet it’d sell out in 2 minutes flat. Personally, I’d follow them around like they were the Grateful Dead.

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At Home With Super Cutie Madison Murray

April 15th, 2014

Unfortunately, I still haven’t been able to make Madison Murray here my ex-wife yet, and believe me, I’ve tried. But I guess not every girl always dreamed of moving into my mom’s basement, for some weird reason. Anyway, lucky for the rest of you at least, I did manage to find more pictures of Madison looking super cute at her place. I still don’t understand why she doesn’t want to move in, but after these shots, now I want to buy a General Lee so she can be my Daisy Duke.

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Lake Bell Topless For Esquire

April 14th, 2014

Lake Bell

I don’t know when the trend first started, but normally these days, it seems like the fashion mags have been giving us way hotter photoshoots than any of the so-called American “men’s magazines.” But it looks like that’s finally starting to change, thanks to shots like these from Lake Bell for the May issue of Esquire. I’ve never been a huge fan of Lake in the past, but these pictures are starting to change my mind on that one too. What can I say? All it takes is a nice set of funbags, I’m pretty easy to please.

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Rita Ora’s Cleavage Show At The 23rd Annual MTV Movie Awards

April 14th, 2014

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I may not really care too much about last night’s MTV Movie Awards past the red carpet, but there is at least one major award I’m interested in: Best Cleavage of the Night. And after careful consideration, I’ve decided to give it to Rita Ora here for her awesomely low-cut dress. I’m not sure why they haven’t made this part of the televised show yet, since it’s pretty much the only prize any of us bloggers actually care about, but trust me, it’s totally legit, and Rita can pick up her trophy in my mom’s basement later tonight.

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EXXXOTICA Expo 2014 Disappoints

April 14th, 2014

I figured I’d take a quick break from our regularly-scheduled celebrity hottie programming to bring you pictures from a porn star convention as a little public service announcement. See, I know I’ve said it before, but it’s worth saying again: American porn stars are damn ugly these days, and it’s about time we change that. So to all you wannabe celebs out there, forget trying to break into movies, and start making adult movies instead. Because judging from the competition at the annual Exxxotica Expo in Atlantic City again this year, we could use some exciting new talent in the porn industry way more than we need another bikini model or reality TV star. And FYI, yes, I am available as a sex tape consultant.

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