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Ariel Winter Just Keeps Sl%tting It Up

May 23rd, 2017

Ariel Winter

I don’t know how many more seasons Modern Family has left, but I guess Ariel Winter must be trying to start figuring out what she’s going to do once the show is over. Because here she is attempting to be a bikini model for Refinery29. And don’t get me wrong, she’s definitely got the body funbags for it, but personally, I still like her Instagram modeling better.

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Madison Beer Is Already A Professional Hottie

May 22nd, 2017

Madison Beer

Madison Beer‘s only been 18 for a couple months now, but she’s already a major hottie. And I guess we shouldn’t be too surprised considering all that time she spent practicing her selfie game as a teenage troublemaker. Still, I didn’t expect her to be this much of a pants fire this fast. At this rate, I’m going to burn through my entire sweatpants collection before the end of the year. And it’ll be totally worth it. Yow!

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Amber Heard Gets Wet

May 19th, 2017

Amber Heard

Here’s one for all you nerds out there: according to my sources, these shots of Amber Heard are from the new Aquaman movie. I’m not sure who she’s playing, because I’m too lazy and I’m not a total loser, but I’m sure you guys will send me hate mail about how I should’ve immediately recognized that’s FishGirl or whoever. Anyway, on the plus side, even if you don’t care about comics, this is still some solid Amber Heard cleavage, so there’s something we all can enjoy.

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Emily Ratajkowski Topless Is How She Belongs

May 18th, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski

According to my sources, the Cannes Film Festival kicked off last night, and for some reason because she’s totally a serious actress now and not just another Insta-wannabe, Emily Ratajkowski is there. And honestly, I don’t really care what Emily was doing there. As long as she shows up topless, I bet she gets invited wherever she wants. I know she’s got a standing invite to Tuna HQ.

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Disgusting Plastic Old Lady Kylie Jenner Does Flaunt Magazine

May 18th, 2017

Kylie Jenner

Look, I can handle Kendall Jenner pretending to be a model. At least she’s hot. But I don’t understand why people are still booking Kylie Jenner for gigs. She reminds me way too much of her gross older sister. And no, I’m not talking about Kim. The other, even chunkier one. Anyway, here’s Kylie doing a photoshoot for Flaunt Magazine, and I guess maybe they were doing some kind of special issue on teenagers who’ve already had way too much plastic surgery and look like 40-year-old cougars? It’s the only thing that makes sense.

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Peyton List Works Her Instagram Good

May 18th, 2017

Peyton List

I know I’ve done a couple posts on Peyton List before, but in case you forgot who she is, here’s a few new bikini pictures for a quick refresher on the super cute blonde. Oh, and she’s also apparently some Disney Channel star, but don’t worry, she’s 19. (I double-checked.) So enjoy the Insta-hotness, and here’s hoping Peyton’s career turns out like the rest of the former Disney hotties out there: with some kind of naked picture scandal in the next year or two. Fingers crossed!

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty On A Boat

May 17th, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski

You know, I realized something the other day: I spend so much time focusing on Emily Ratajkowski and her perfect funbags on this site, that sometimes I forget to focus on the rest of her body too. Including that killer booty of hers. But luckily, Emily made sure to remind me what I’ve been missing out on with her latest Instagram posts. And me and the Little Tuna received the message loud and clear. Yow.

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Joanna Halpin Will Blow Your Pants Off

May 17th, 2017

Joanna Halpin

I haven’t done a post on Joanna Halpin here in at least a year, but it’s not her fault. As you can see, the British hottie is a total pants fire. Problem is, there’s just so many other hot nobody models out there, it’s tough to stay on top of them all. So if Joanna really wants to stand out, she’s going to have to do something no other hottie has ever done: AKA acknowledge my existence and/or agree to go on a date with me. Ball’s in your court, Joanna.

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