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Kylie Jenner Is Huge Trouble

April 1st, 2015

Kylie Jenner

At first, I thought it would be a pretty funny April Fools’ joke to post these pictures and tell you perverts Kylie Jenner had turned 18. But then I realized that if I did that I probably wouldn’t have any readers left, since I’m pretty sure they don’t allow you to use the Internet from jail. So to reiterate: Kylie is still 17 for another few months, and let’s all just move it along until then.

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Alison Brie Does GQ Mexico

April 1st, 2015

Alison Brie GQ Mexico

I don’t think I’ve done a post on Alison Brie before, and that’s kind of surprising considering she’s got the two most important qualities I look for in a woman: a great set of funbags and a willingness to show them off to a photographer. But better late than never, I guess, so here’s Alison in a new shoot for GQ Mexico. Enjoy.

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Gigi Hadid Has Nice Sweater Mounds

April 1st, 2015

Gigi Hadid

I’ve been a fan of Gigi Hadid for a while now, despite some of her more questionable career choices — like deciding to date that douche Cody Simpson instead of yours truly or not wearing lingerie 24/7. But somehow I didn’t know she had a hot model sister named Bella until now. And while I don’t know too much about her, let’s just hope she doesn’t make the same mistakes her big sister did. She can start by showing up to our first date in lingerie. Call me!

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Doutzen Kroes Swimsuit Pictures Are Amazing

March 31st, 2015

Doutzen Kroes

Normally, whenever I see a hottie like Doutzen Kroes at the beach, I like to make some crack about wanting to take them out motorboating. But I figure it’s probably time to switch it up a bit. Mostly because, for some reason, I still haven’t had anybody take me up on my offer. And seeing these pictures of Doutzen in Miami is giving me a great idea. I forget what this dumb beach paddle ball game is called, but I can think of a whole bunch of other fun ways the two of us could use those paddles. Call me!

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Photos: PacificCoastNews

Hannibal Buress Rips Heckler

March 31st, 2015

The best part of any comedy show is when the comedian tears apart a heckler or a loud obnoxious audience member.

Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Playmate Ever!

March 31st, 2015

Last time I did a post on Charlie Riina here, I promised you perverts that I’d try to find more pictures of the Canadian hottie as often as I could. And since I’m guessing there probably aren’t too many of you out there with an up-to-date subscription to Slovakian Playboy, here’s Charlie’s April cover shoot. I’ve only got the cover for now, because I’m assuming the rest of the pictures were so hot, they made the paper they were printed on spontaneously combust. But stay tuned and hopefully there’ll be a whole lot more where this came from… Fingers crossed.

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Canned Tuna

March 30th, 2015

Madonna Does Taylor Swift! (DLISTED)
Chicks With Huge Gaps (The Chive)

Trevor Noah To Take Over The Daily Show (Lainey Gossip)
Charlotte McKinney Does Side Boob (The Superficial)

Kaley Cuoco Couldn’t Be Any Cuter If She Tried (Fishwrapper)
Alessandra Ambrosio Is White Hot (Moe Jackson)

Amber Rose Topless At The beach (DS nsfw)
Kristen Stewart Gets Leggy And Curvy In Acid Wash Jeans (Popholic)

Shelly Scholten Bikini Pictures Flash Sweet Seat Meat In Malibu (Egotastic)
Rumer Willis Booty Is Awesome (WWTDD)

Zendaya Needs To Work On Her Face

March 30th, 2015

Zendaya

So the good news is that Zendaya here is 18 now, so you perverts don’t have to worry about getting sent up the river for looking at these pictures of the Disney Channel star putting on a leg show at the iHeartRadio Music Awards. But in case your eyes haven’t made it up that far yet, Zendaya could use some serious work on her red carpet face. If you ask me, I think she needs a little one-on-one time with the Tuna… For entirely unrelated reasons. I just figured I’d throw that out there now in case she was reading. Call me!

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Don’t Worry, Kelli Berglund Is Legal!

March 30th, 2015

Kelli Berglund

OK, so I know this probably doesn’t look good: a Disney star at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards. But don’t worry, Kelli Berglund here is 19, I double-checked. That said, just because she’s legal doesn’t mean Kelli isn’t still trouble. Because right now she’s giving me a whole lot of trouble when it comes to keeping my pants on. And I’m only one more “incident” away from Starbucks putting me on their permanent watchlist.

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