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Katya Aristova Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

January 19th, 2017

Katya Aristova

Here’s today’s hot Russian InstaBabe for you guys: Katya Aristova. Now, other than the fact that she’s got one of the best booties I’ve seen in weeks, I don’t know much about her, since I don’t speak Russian. And also, I’m too lazy to use Google Translate and/or do more than 10 seconds of research. But do any of you guys know how to say “I’m a very important and well-respected journalist, so please date me for a green card” in Russian? I’m, uh, asking for a friend.

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Lindsey Pelas’s Huge Knockers Will Blow Your Pants Off

January 19th, 2017

Lindsey Pelas

Remember how all those Samsung Galaxies started randomly catching on fire a while back? Well, I think I might have finally figured out why. See, I’m pretty sure it must have had something to do with Lindsey Pelas and her busty Snapchat selfies. Because they’re so hot, my whole pants region just jumped up a few hundred degrees. So enjoy these, but just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy. Yow!

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Make A Mouth Cloud

January 19th, 2017

Here is something you really never needed to learn.

Valenti Vi Is Possibly The Hottest Russian Alive!

January 18th, 2017

Valenti Vi

I know I’ve been posting a lot of hot Russians lately, but I think I’ve finally found us the hottest Russian of them all in Valenti Vi. Of course, I’ll have to double-check some of those old posts just to be sure. And since I can only work 30-45 seconds at a time, it’ll probably take me all afternoon. Maybe even all night if I’m lucky. I’d better get started.

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Future Ex-wife Ekaterina Zueva’s Hottness Returns

January 18th, 2017

Ekaterina Zueva

Last time I did a post on Ekaterina Zueva, I gave the Russian hottie one of the biggest honors on the Internet, naming her my next future ex-Mrs. Tuna. (Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a joke.) Anyway, judging from this latest photoshoot, it looks like I definitely made the right choice. So enjoy the pictures, but just remember, I already called dibs.

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Ekaterina Zueva

Estella Is Skinny Goodness

January 18th, 2017

Normally when I find a new hot model for us all to drool over, I’ve got at least a little info to go with the pictures. You know, like where she’s from, maybe a few of her hobbies, her full name. This time? Yeah, I’ve got none of that. Just a seriously leggy photoshoot and the fact that this hottie goes by Estella. And you know what? That’s good enough for me. Enjoy.

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Talking Kitty

January 18th, 2017

Ok, so he has a limited vocabulary.

Emily Ratajkowski Works It On Instagram

January 18th, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski

In case any of you out there were still wondering how Emily Ratajkowski managed to break the 10 million follower mark on Instagram, I think this video she just posted ought to give you a pretty good idea. It’s just a few seconds of her feeling herself in lingerie while listening to Nicki Minaj’s “Feeling Myself,” but it’s already been watched over 3 million times. And I’m pretty sure I’m responsible for at least 500,000 of those views.

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Ellie Martin’s Hotness Returns

January 17th, 2017

Ellie Martin

I didn’t know much about Ellie Martin the first time I introduced you guys to the Instagram hottie. But after doing some more research, I just found out something pretty important. No, it’s not what Ellie’s looking for in a guy, or her taste in men bloggers. It’s that she’s got a brand-new bikini photoshoot for us all to drool over. See? I told you it was important. Enjoy the new info.

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Ariana Grande Works Instagram Good

January 17th, 2017

Ariana Grande

I don’t get Ariana Grande. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’d still invite her over for a nice tuna sandwich sometime, but she’s got such weird style for a young hottie. And don’t even get me started on the cat ears. But here’s a couple shots of Ariana actually dressing like a professional pop star hottie for once, and if you ask me, it’s a pretty good look for her. Here’s hoping she keeps it up.

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