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Alicia Vikander Gets Sexy For Elle Magazine

August 16th, 2017

Alicia Vikander

I’m not sure if you guys remember, but back in the day, I predicted that Alicia Vikander here would be a huge star. And well, now here’s the Swedish actress on the cover of Elle‘s September issue. So yeah, looks like my prediction came true. Then again, I also predicted I’d have my own place and a supermodel wife by now, but hey, one out of two ain’t bad!

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Gender Neutral Halsey Does Playboy

August 16th, 2017

I guess Playboy must really be hurting for “celebrity” models these days, because that’s the only reason I can think of for why they asked former up-and-coming pop star/hottie Halsey to pose for them for their latest issue. It’s not like she’s a major draw or household name or anything. And yeah, I’m sorry, but if you ask me, they could’ve picked any Insta-hottie/professional “influencer” at random and this shoot would’ve turned out 20 times hotter. Oh well. There’s always next issue.

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Elsa Hosk And Friends Will Blow Your Pants Off

August 15th, 2017

Elsa Hosk

Because the only thing better than one world-class hottie in lingerie is a whole bunch of them, here’s Elsa Hosk and a couple of her supermodel co-workers pretending to be the world’s hottest cowboys. But actually, now that I think about it, there is one more thing that would make these pictures even better: if these hotties had a blogger to ride. Giddy up!

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Emily Ratajkowski Is Working Her Instagram Hard!

August 15th, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski

Like I said the other day, I’m surprised Emily Ratajkowski is still playing the social media game and not married to some billionaire. She better hurry up and snag one because she is now 26, and in hot chick years, that is way up there. We should all pray for her. There is nothing sadder than a hot chick at 30, still showing her tits on the web.

         
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Hailey Clauson In Sexy Lingerie

August 15th, 2017

Hailey Clauson

I still don’t know how or why Hailey Clauson isn’t a bigger name in the modeling business. With pictures this good, she should be twice as famous as either one of the Hadid sisters! The only thing I can think of is that Hailey hasn’t tried hooking up with a C-list bikini blogger yet (no matter how many times I’ve offered). And I mean, sure, it probably won’t do anything, but on the other hand, Hailey can’t know for sure until she tries, right? Call me!

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Gigi Hadid Can’t Beat Bella

August 15th, 2017

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I guess the Hadids must’ve gotten some kind of two-for-one deal on foreign fashion magazine covers, because first Bella did Chinese Elle last week, and now here’s Gigi Hadid with her very own photoshoot in Vogue Korea. It’s a little tough for me to pick which sister did it better, mostly because neither of them are very good models, but if I had to choose, I guess I’d go with the one who wore less clothes. Congrats, Bella!

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Nicola Peltz Belongs In A Bikini

August 14th, 2017

Nicola Peltz

I feel like it’s been a while since we’ve heard from Nicola Peltz, but back in the day, she used to be one of my favorite up-and-coming blonde nobodies. Anyway, I don’t know what she’s been up to lately, but I guess her acting career didn’t take off quite like Nicola and her agent hoped. On the plus side, it looks like she’s definitely got a promising future as a professional Insta-hottie and/or millionaire arm candy, and I wish her all the best pursuing those careers. As long as she keeps posting more of these amazing bikini pictures, that is.

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Charlotte McKinney’s Sweet Busty Bikini Pose

August 14th, 2017

Charlotte McKinney

I know most of you will probably look at these new bikini updates from Charlotte McKinney and just assume that everyone’s current favorite busty nobody is on vacation or something. After all, she’s taking selfies on a yacht in a bikini, right? Wrong. This is Charlotte hard at work. How else do you think she could afford to take a luxury beach trip on a professional Instagrammer salary? Those boat rentals ain’t cheap. Which means she’s either with some rich sugar daddy or some bikini company’s footing the bill. Either way, I say it’s clearly worth every penny. So enjoy.

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Bella Hadid Does SuperELLE Good

August 11th, 2017

Bella Hadid

I’ve never heard of SuperELLE before, but according to my sources, Bella Hadid did this leggy photoshoot for the Chinese fashion mag’s upcoming fall issue. Now, if you ask me, this whole thing sounds kind of made up, which makes it pretty perfect that they hired a fake model like Bella. A knockoff supermodel for a knockoff version of ELLE. I just wonder who paid who, and how much.

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