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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty Is Hard At Work

June 23rd, 2017

I probably don’t need to tell you guys that Emily Ratajkowski has a pretty tough life, constantly posting bikini pictures on social media while traveling the world pretending to be an actress/model and pretending to pay attention while rich dudes try to impress her or invite her out on their yacht. So I’m glad to see she took a little time off to take a vacation from all that hard work and just relax and post more bikini pictures on social media. She earned it.

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Bryana Holly Bikini Goodness

June 23rd, 2017

Bryana Holly

I know I like to rag on all the so-called men’s mags out there and point out how their photoshoots aren’t even half as hot as the ones from the fashion mags these days, but according to my sources, this pants-melting bikini shoot from one of my favorite Insta-hotties Bryana Holly is for Maxim Australia‘s July issue. And I take it all back. Maybe it’s just American men’s mags that suck. Good to know!

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Alison Brie Does Playboy

June 23rd, 2017

Alison Brie

OK, so I know this probably isn’t what you perverts were hoping to see when you heard Alison Brie did Playboy. And believe me, I’m just as disappointed as you guys. But Playboy isn’t what it used to be back in the day, and I guess they just aren’t important enough anymore to convince hotties like Alison to actually get naked for their photoshoots. And if you think I’m just talking all this smack as some kind of reverse psychology, you’re exactly right. Here’s hoping it works.

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Rita Ora’s Funbags Are Legendary

June 23rd, 2017

Rita Ora

I’ve never heard of some magazine called #legend before, but they managed to convince a hot nobody like Rita Ora to pose for their June issue, so they must be pretty big, right? It’s not like Rita would pose for just anyone with a camera and a website. (Believe me, I’ve tried.) But if these guys really want to put together a #legendary photoshoot, next time, it shouldn’t involve Rita wearing this many clothes. Just a little constructive criticism.

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Instagram Model Bella Hadid With Another Unqualified Model

June 22nd, 2017

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I’m used to getting frustrated by whatever new Bella Hadid “photoshoot” we get, but I’m sorry, this latest one is just nuts. I’m not even sure who’s less qualified to be a professional model here, Bella or the greasy-looking dude she’s posing with. But hey, I guess this is what passes for modeling these days. Sad.

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Lily James Does GQ

June 22nd, 2017

Lily James

I know I’m supposed to stay up-to-date on all the latest hotties, but first off, with so many wannabes and Instagrammers out there, it’s not easy. And second, I’m lazy. Anyway, point is, I can’t tell you a whole lot about Lily James here, but apparently she was on Downton Abbey, which I never watched, because while I have a thing for busty British reality TV nobodies, that doesn’t mean I actually watch British TV. But I’ve gotta say, after this GQ photoshoot, I’d have no problem seeing more of Lily. Lots more. Enjoy.

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Paris Jackson Is Now A Model Too

June 21st, 2017

Paris Jackson

So, according to my sources, Paris Jackson is officially the latest rich kid with famous parents to try to trick everyone into taking them seriously as a professional model. And I’d make fun of her for it, but I figure it’s probably difficult to grow up normal when your dad’s Michael Jackson. And really, becoming a professional wannabe celebrity is about as normal as it gets for a Hollywood rich kid. So congrats.

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Elsa Hosk Belongs in Lingerie

June 20th, 2017

Elsa Hosk

I figure if the fashion industry is going to keep trying to shove fake models at us and pretend they’re just as good as the pros, I should probably at least attempt to remind you guys what a real supermodel looks like every once in a while. So here’s a few new lingerie pictures from professional pants fire Elsa Hosk. I think you’ll agree there’s no substitute for the real thing. Yow.

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Lily Collins In A Swimsuit Is Good News

June 20th, 2017

Lily Collins

I guess Lily Collins got bored of pretending to be an actress, and decided she might as well try to use her rich and famous dad to get her a better/easier gig. Because here she is pretending to be a bikini model for some new photoshoot. And honestly, I think it’s a good call. Lily’s actually got some real promise. I’m definitely enjoying watching this GIF on repeat way more than watching any of her movies.

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