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Meet The New Miss Universe

January 27th, 2015

Paulina Vega

According to my sources (and, well, these pictures), the new Miss Universe has been crowned. And once again, those chump judges didn’t go with my pick. But I’m going to let it slide this time, because I’ve got to admit, they made a pretty good call with Miss Columbia Paulina Vega here. I mean, you can’t really go wrong, although I still wish they had included “Willingness to Date a Pasty Blogger” as one of their judging criteria. Maybe next year.

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How To Be A Male Porn Star

January 27th, 2015

How To Be A Male Porn Star

Ever wondered what it took to become a male porn star? Well, here are some tips from the pros.

Monika Pietrasinska Lingerie Pictures Will Blow Your Mind

January 27th, 2015

I know it sounds pretty easy to just sit around and post pictures of hotties in lingerie all day, but I’m telling you guys, this job is a lot harder than it looks. I mean, take this photoshoot from Polish model Monika Pietrasinska, for instance. Sure, it’s obvious that these pictures are hot enough to cause widespread spontaneous pants combustion, but it still took me a good 45 minutes just to get them up on the site. Granted, 44 of those minutes were spent drooling over them while trying to remember just what the hell it was I was supposed to be doing, but still…

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Natasha Galkina Because She Is Amazing!

January 26th, 2015

Natasha Galkina

Ever since I first came across Natasha Galkina, I’ve been totally obsessed with the Russian model/actress. And after this latest shoot, I think you can probably see why I can’t get enough of this hottie. So let’s hope she keeps these shoots coming, because one look at these pictures, and I’m willing to bet you’re all hooked too. Enjoy.

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2015 AVN Awards Took Place

January 26th, 2015

2015 AVN Awards

In case you didn’t notice from all the red carpet pictures I’ve been posting lately, it’s awards season again. And not just for Hollywood either. Because the 2015 AVN Awards were held over the weekend to celebrate the best in the porn business. And if I know my readers, I’m betting you perverts recognize more of these actresses than the ones at last night’s SAG Awards. So enjoy seeing your favorite porn stars all dressed up for their big night. It’s a little like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs — sure, it’s cute and all, but you can just tell it’s not natural.

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Ariel Winter Is Big Big Trouble

January 26th, 2015

Ariel Winter

I’m pretty sure that Ariel Winter is still only 16, so no matter how much she looks like the next Sofia Vergara here, you’re going to want to ignore these pictures of her at the SAG Awards and just move it along. Unless, of course, you want to be nominated for the Best New Inmate Award at your local penitentiary next year. …I didn’t think so.

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Isabell Klem And Her Juicy Booty

January 26th, 2015

Meet Isabell Klem. I haven’t been able to find out much about her, like where she’s from, or what her stance is on dating guys who live in their mom’s basements. But I do know that seeing this hottie in lingerie is enough to give me a pants fire in 3 seconds flat. And that’s good enough for me. I think I’m ready to get down on one knee and propose. I just need to figure out Isabell’s Twitter handle.

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Katelyn Pascavis For The Weekend

January 23rd, 2015

Katelyn Pascavis

This is the first I’m hearing of Katelyn Pascavis, but I think I’m already in love with the hot model. Because this is one seriously great shoot. So if you’ll excuse me, I need to go “research” Katelyn in private. Because I want to find out everything there is to know about my latest future ex-wife — specifically, the number of bikini selfies she has on her Instagram. Wish me luck.

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Terra Jo Wallace In Crazy-hot Lingerie

January 23rd, 2015

Terra Jo Wallace

I have a tough time keeping up with all the different no-name hotties I post on this site, so I didn’t remember Terra Jo Wallace here right away. And unfortunately, saying she’s the one who looks crazy-hot in lingerie and ignored all 500 of my Twitter marriage proposals doesn’t exactly narrow it down. So I think I’d better spend a couple minutes (or hours) committing these pictures to memory, for next time. After all, this could be my future ex-wife we’re looking at, if she ever says yes.

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Dog Swims 12ft Underwater

January 23rd, 2015

Being a dog lover, I sometimes spend hours on YouTube viewing videos of them. This pooch is awesome.

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