I think this might be the first time I’ve ever creeped a dog’s Instagram before, but trust me, after seeing today’s InstaBabe Yovanna Ventura you’ll understand. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I want to see as many pictures of this Miami model and her perfect booty as I can find. In fact, the only knock on Yovanna is that apparently according to my sources, she used to date that loser Justin Bieber. But hey, no one’s perfect, right? Because otherwise, Yovanna comes pretty damn close.
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I’m pretty sure Arielle Kebbel hasn’t become a household name just yet, even after that post I did on her earlier this month and everything. And that’s a shame, because the actress is definitely a babe. I figure she still just needs to find her breakout role. And lucky for her, seeing her at PaleyLive: An Evening with UnREAL gave me a great idea for a new hit TV show. We’ll call it An Evening with The Tuna and Arielle can be my first guest. Or maybe my only guest, depending on how things go. Call me!
I posted this chick yesterday and you guys loved it. Here she is twerking in Time Square. I will forever be a her fan!
Listen up perverts, because here’s today’s latest InstaBabe: Ana Cheri. And trust me, if you’re not following this busty hottie on Instagram yet, you’re going to want to get on that ASAP. Because Ana’s delivering so much epic hotness on a daily basis, I’m pretty sure she’s officially considered one of the top 10 contributors to global warming. Yow. Enjoy.
Well, I guess now we know why Gigi Hadid wouldn’t agree to go on that bikini vacation with me. Because apparently she’s too busy shacking up with some Jonas Brother… Anyway, I’m not a teenage girl, so I don’t know which one this is, but it doesn’t matter. I don’t see what this loser has that I don’t. You know, besides millions of adoring fans, piles of money and his own place. Whatever. I guess Gigi hasn’t heard that my mom’s basement has its own door. So she wouldn’t even need to sneak out the window. I mean, c’mon, I don’t really know how I can sell it better than that.
Look, I’ve tried to like Charlotte McKinney. I’ve ignored the fact that she’s just not that hot and focused on her massive funbags instead. I’ve even been digging her last few photoshoots. But this video she did for Cosmo complaining about her giant boobs just isn’t doing it for me. Especially considering they’re pretty much the only reason Charlotte got famous in the first place. Sorry guys, I just don’t get it.
I thought everybody boycotted Miss USA this year, after Donald Trump went and said a whole bunch of even more stupid sh#t than normal. But I guess not, because here’s Miss USA 2015 Olivia Jordan getting paraded through New York on one of those double decker sightseeing buses. Anyway, she seems hot, but it’s hard to say if Olivia really deserves the crown without having seen the swimsuit competition. Is it too late to demand a do-over?
If you’ve been paying attention the last couple years, it’s probably not news to any of you that Danica McKellar, aka Winnie from The Wonder Years, got hot. But here she is at the Hallmark Channel Summer TCA 2015 Party looking all grown up, and making me wish she was the girl next door in real life too. Instead of that psycho cat lady. Man, my mom’s really got to get some new neighbors…