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I don’t know about you guys, but I’m loving the fact that Sports Illustrated decided to make videos to go along with their Swimsuit Issue this year. And it seems like we’re getting a new video of some hot supermodel dancing around in bikinis every single day. (It’s like what those lame LOVE Advent videos should’ve been.) Anyway, here’s Kate Bock for you guys today. And trust me, you’re probably going to want to watch this one on repeat. Enjoy.
Meet Zoe Cross. I don’t know much about this hottie besides the fact that she’s a model and that she’s from Australia, which means she was pretty much born to wear a bikini. But just in case you still had any doubts, this beach photoshoot of hers definitely confirms that. Yow! Anyway, here’s hoping we get to see a lot more of Zoe where these came from. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’d love to spend a few days visiting her Down Under, if you catch my drift. (I’m talking about her lower half, just to be clear.)
I don’t know much about Diana Melison here — well, besides the obvious, like the fact that she’s a walking five-alarm pants fire. But I managed to tear myself away from “researching” her Instagram long enough to learn that the Russian hottie’s also an actress. And that’s great news, because I just came up with the perfect movie idea for her. See, it’s about a Russian model who falls in love with a pasty American blogger, and I’m pretty sure it’s going to be the next great Hollywood romance. Like 50 Shades. Only good. Call me!
Last time I introduced you guys to Casie Dunstan, I pointed out that it was a crime that a hottie this smoking only had 9,500 Instagram followers. So I figured I’d check back in a week later and see how she was doing post-Tuna Bump. Looks like she’s up to 11,800 now, which isn’t bad. But I still think that number could go way higher. Hmm. Maybe a high-profile fling with a D-list blogger might help. I mean, it couldn’t hurt, right? Call me!
I know Spring Break is coming up in a few weeks, but in case you can’t afford your own beach vacation this year (or you’re just allergic to sunlight and fresh air, like me), here’s the next best thing: a new bikini photoshoot from South African hottie Jessica Lee Buchanan. And the best part? This way, you can stare for as long as you want and no one’s going to call you a perv. Well, unless you’re taking your pants off at work. I’ve never worked in an office before, but I’m pretty sure that’s not allowed. Prudes.
–WWE Divas make my pants explode
–Aida Yespica in a little bikini
–Jessica Biel works the streets
–Kristen Stewart gets leggy
–Kendall Jenner’s classy hotness
–Guy who hacked Jennifer Lawrence photos gets nine months
–Charlotte McKinney’s and her massive bazookas. Bam!
–Yoga pant lover!
I know I’ve introduced you guys to Sofia Jamora here before, but just in case you need a quick refresher, here you go: she’s a professional Instagram model that’s trying to make it as a real model. Hmm. I guess that didn’t really narrow it down much, huh? Oh well. I guess just stare at Sofia’s latest photoshoot for a while and try to burn her killer bikini body into your memory. It probably won’t work, but at least you’ll enjoy doing it. Good luck.
So I was doing my daily Instagram
creeping research earlier, and came across something I wanted to share with you guys: meet Diana Dollmatova. I can’t tell you much about this busty Russian, but I already think I’m in love. My palms are all sweaty, my heart’s racing and my pants region is overheating. If that’s not love, I guess I don’t know what is.
Yesterday, I posted a video of Bo Krsmanovic playing in the snow with Hailey Clauson for the 2017 SI Swimsuit Issue, even though I didn’t really understand what dog sledding has to do with hotties in swimsuits. Luckily, Bo made a second video, and this one may not be as creative as the last one, but it definitely makes a lot more sense. So here’s Bo rolling around topless on the beach. Some things are classics for a reason.
I’m pretty sure Emily Ratajkowski is the most successful Instagram model of all-time, but just in case it’s not official yet, I figure this latest round of bikini pictures probably ought to clinch it. And that’s the thing I love most about Emily: she knows what
us perverts her fans want (AKA a never-ending string of bikini and/or lingerie shots), and she knows how to deliver. Enjoy.
As you guys know, one of my main goals with this site is to help my readers stay up-to-date with all the latest hot models out there. Well, that and to score dates with them for me and the Little Tuna, but so far, that one’s proving a lot harder than I thought. But anyway, I want you all to meet Georgia Grace Martin. I can’t tell you much about this blonde hottie because I’m too lazy to look her up, but hopefully I’ll be able to tell you guys more after we go on our first date.