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Selena Gomez Needs To Put Both Hands On The Wheel

September 21st, 2018

Selena Gomez

I’m pretty sure this is not the safest driving technique. Selena Gomez needs to put both hands on the wheel… We can’t afford to lose a cutie because she wants to share an Instagram Story. Rather than dance and let go of the wheel, just drive topless. Remember kids, 10-2 at all times.

         
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Elle Fanning Does Japan

September 21st, 2018

Elle Fanning

I’m pretty surprised that Elle Fanning turned out better than her sister Dakota. Not that there was a competition or anything, but I just call it like it is. And it seems like every month she is on some Japanese magazine cover. They love this chick more than rice. I don’t blame them. She cute as hell. Anyway, she just needs to sex it up a tad. I need some leg to get Little Tuna excited.

         
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Instagram Model Hilde Osland Is Unreal

September 20th, 2018

Hilde Osland

I was browsing Instagram this morning and came across Norwegian hottie Hilde Osland. How this girl exist is beyond me? She doesn’t even look human. Can I buy her? This has to be some real life looking sex doll or something. She is just too hot!

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Alexis Ren Is Influential

September 20th, 2018

Alexis Ren

If there is one Instagram hottie you should thank for the millions of copycats, it’s Alexis Ren. She has spawned clones all over the world who want to be just like her. And for that Little Tuna appreciates her work. How much longer can she keep this going? I don’t know. But the Instagram bubble will burst soon. Trust me.

         
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Kimberley Garner Is Amazing

September 20th, 2018

Kimberley Garner

As you know I love Kimberley Garner. I think she’s the most underrated hottie I write about. I know if she would just let me run her career, I would turn her into the star that she deserves to be. So I will just sit back and wait for her Tweet. Let her know fellas.

         
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Kimberley Garner        

Lais Ribeiro Will Burn Your Pants

September 20th, 2018

Lais Ribeiro

Burning Man took place the other week. If you don’t know what that is, it’s some trendy bullsh%t party that happens in the desert and every single hot chick attends and wears slutty clothing. Here is Lais Ribeiro looking like a futurist ho’. Now why can’t this be every day wear?

         
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Lindsey Pelas’ Breasts Will Bust Your Brains

September 19th, 2018

Lindsey Pelas

If only Lindsey Pelas would stop with the 1980s lip liner, she would be one of my favorite big breasted InstaModels. I just hate that crap so much. It makes you look like a clown… A clown I’d like to bang, but a clown nonetheless. Anyway, let’s focus on what’s important and that is her boobs. Enjoy.

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Emily Ratajkowski Topless On Instagram

September 19th, 2018

Emily Ratajkowski

Here is our weekly “Queen Of Instagram” dose. Yes, Emily Ratajkowski posted that picture of her tit out and blurred it. Smart she-devil. She really knows how to mess with her Instagram followers minds. Fortunately, if I want to see her tits, I can just Google it.

         
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