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Flashback Hotness With Shannon Elizabeth

I’m kind of annoyed that I have to write a post about Shannon Elizabeth, what has she done in the last decade that deserves being mentioned? Nothing. All she’s doing is wasting valuable time I could be spending writing about nipple slips and my pants getting tighter. Besides, most the guys who used to think she was hot are probably dads now spending most of their days answering questions from their children like “Who’s that lady daddy?” Nobody son…. Nobody.

Photos: WENN.com

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Shannon Elizabeth Is A Forgotten Hottie

I completely forgot about this Shannon Elizabeth chick, as did pretty much everyone else in the world aside from maybe a few of her friends and family. Here she is at ‘The Private LIves Of Pippa Lee’ premiere the other night looking a little older but pretty much the same I guess. Wait a minute, this is the same event Blake Lively was at wearing nothing but a jacket and some short shorts. I wonder if Shannon saw her? She’s so hot!

Photos: WENN.com

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Shannon Elizabeth: Hottest Squeegee Girl Ever

Times are tough for everyone so if Shannon Elizabeth needs to squeegee a few cars to make ends meet, more power to her. But she’s not going to make any money dressed like that, she’s still got a great body she needs to show it off. A white tank top and some short shorts will go a long way towards paying down that mortgage. She could become the Hottest Squeegee Girl Ever if she puts her mind to it.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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Shannon Elizabeth Maxim Magazine Pictures

I didn’t watch Dancing With The Stars, even though I said I would because Shannon Elizabeth was in it, but I saw one episode and then realized I wasn’t a 65-year-old grandmother. Anyway, I’m glad she did it because now she’s in Maxim Magazine and who knows, maybe from all the exposure she’ll finally get some more topless film roles in the future. Fingers crossed.

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Unless She’s Topless, Shannon Elizabeth Isn’t Worth It

I know I said I would when I heard Shannon Elizabeth was going to be on the show, but I haven’t been watching Dancing With The Stars. Truth is, I don’t know what time or day it’s on, and since she has yet to appear topless on it, it’s not worth finding out. Anyway, who really cares about has-been celebrities trying to rejuvenate their careers by doing a waltz, besides middle-aged women with nothing better to do with their lives? When they make a show called F$%cking With the Stars and I’m the Star and Shannon is, well, Shannon, then we’ll talk.

Photos: Flynet

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Shannon Elizabeth Is Dancing Goodness!

When I heard Shannon Elizabeth was going to be on Dancing With The Stars I was damn happy! It’s about time she gets some attention from something other than playing poker and being topless in American Pie. Also, it will mark the first time I’ve watch the show since Stacy Keibler was on it. So to all you die hard Dancing With The Stars fans, you better not vote her off or I’ll kick your ass. Don’t ruin my potentially weekly Shannon Elizabeth posts!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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Shannon Elizabeth Needs To Get Naked In Film Real Soon

It’s always nice to see Shannon Elizabeth pictures. I happen to think she’s one of the hottest pieces of ass playing tournament poker today. Oh wait, she’s the only piece of ass playing tournament poker. Seriously, what the hell is she doing at these events? I mean, these are the best years of her life and sitting at a table with a bunch of beer-guzzling fat slobs isn’t going to help that sick little body of hers.

Now there’s got to be a bad horror flick out there that requires an actress with minimal talent to remove her clothing. And if not, add a nude scene to it. I guarantee you Shannon’s asking price is not that high.

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Sharapova Has Nothing On Shannon Elizabeth

You always see Shannon Elizabeth at various events such as charity functions, poker tournaments and here looking great playing tennis. However, you never see her naked on the big screen anymore and it’s a real shame because she’s undeniably one of the hottest girls out of showbiz. Now being the genius that I am, I’ve been working on a screenplay made specifically for Shannon Elizabeth in which she would play Jessica Alba’s older sister, and they both would tour the North American strip club circuit in search of their long lost older stripper cousin Krista Allen. Anyway, I haven’t figured out the ending yet but trust me, it will definitely involve a lesbian scene. Unless any of you have a better idea.

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Carmen Electra And Shannon Elizabeth: A Hot Pair?

Last week, it was rumoured that Carmen Electra was dating Jamie Foxx, but I’d like to think that she’s dating Shannon Elizabeth because the thought of them having hot steamy lesbian sex (with me in the middle of course) would make headlines all across the globe. It would also revitalize Shannon’s slumping career. Don’t think it’s not possible. Carmen is known for being attracted to very femine guys like Prince and Dave Navarro, and not someone as manly as Ron Jeremy, so it would only make sense for her to hook up with a girl. I’m sure most of you guys would agree.

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I’d Take Them All Out To Buger King”¦

Hell, I’d even pay.

*Girls I’d take out to Mc Donald’s click here

Shannon Elizabeth, Vanessa Minnillo, Joanna Krupa and Leeann Tweeden @ Maxim Magazine’s 100th Issue Celebration

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Shannon Elizabeth Ruins A See-Through Moment

I’ve seen Shannon Elizabeth’s breasts on many occasions. Yes, I have had the pleasure of examining them first hand…in American Pie (my TV screen is not far from the couch). So it baffles me that she would show up to a poker event wearing a see-through shirt with her nipples covered up with tape. It’s a bad look. You know what isn’t a bad look? Shannon Elizabeth’s nipples through a shirt.

Shannon Elizabeth With The Pussycat Dolls

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Warning! Don’t Pose Next To Shannon Elizabeth

What I find interesting about Fergie & Shannon Elizabeth posing together at Fergie’s birthday celebration is that Shannon looks like a bum and yet she is still hotter than Fergie and most women. You know there aren’t many girls that can pull that look off. Trust me, I’ve seen plenty of squeegee kids in my day. Personally, I find Shannon to be a sexier grown up version of Jessica Alba. Basically, she’s Jessica Alba after adolescence.

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Shannon Elizabeth Needs To Be Used

I wish Shannon Elizabeth had a little more acting ability because I’d love to see more of her. She’s absolutely gorgeous. Please someone do me a favor and cast her. I don’t care if it’s a small role in a major motion picture or a lead role in a television show. Whatever it is (preferably of the adult nature), just make sure she wears less clothing than what she wears to these events.

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I Challenge Shannon Elizabeth

I know that Shannon Elizabeth is a pretty good poker player. It’s easy to be good when you’re financially secure. That’s why I’m calling her out for a heads up match. The winner will donate $10 000 to a charity of their choice. The only catch is that she must play naked. It’s the only way she can beat me.

More Shannon Elizabeth Pics Here Here Here and Here

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