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Shannon Elizabeth’s Hotness Comeback

November 13th, 2013

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For some reason, Shannon Elizabeth decided to become a poker player or something instead of a Playboy model after those American Pie movies, which means I haven’t seen her in years. But here she is at some event called “Make Equality Reality” looking pretty good for a chick whose 15 minutes are pretty much up. Anyway, I have no clue what this organization does, but if they’re really interested in equality, they should hook me up with a date with Shannon. It’s only fair, right? I don’t even care that she’s not famous anymore, every hottie should get a chance to spend a night with the Tuna.

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Shannon Elizabeth Posed Nude Once

November 4th, 2010

It’s really kind of sad what’s happened to Shannon Elizabeth, all kinds of people, myself included had really high hopes as to what this hottie would become and now here she is a jaded washed up actress just waiting for another installment in the American Pie franchise. Poor thing. She did Playboy didn’t she? She should have just become a Playboy chick and be done with it, those girls get invited to all kinds of parties and strip club openings… She could have had it made.

     
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Shannon Elizabeth Because She Bores Me

May 28th, 2010

I wish I could say that I finally got some hot pictures of Shannon Elizabeth for you guys, but sadly I don't. The girl is just an all around bore. The only good thing I could possibly see in all of this is that it looks like her boyfriend or husband or dude she's with is a little soft and out of shape, meaning that maybe if I put on a few pounds I might have a chance at banging her. Not that I'm really into it, it's only Shannon Elizabeth after all.    
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A Little Shannon Elizabeth Forgotten Hotness

April 29th, 2010

Here's forgotten hottie Shannon Elizabeth at the Nightmare on Elm Street premiere the other night. She must know someone who worked on the movie to get invited to this thing, that or all the nobodies from The Hills already had plans. Actually she looks pretty damn good if you over look those scary veiny forearms. I'm going to have nightmares of my own tonight.        
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Shannon Elizabeth A Forgotten Hottie

April 14th, 2010

Here's Shannon Elizabeth (remember her?) at some club doing nothing. I have no clue what she does anymore, but she knows how to work a tight pair of jeans and that deserves some attention. Anyway, I think they should make another American Pie movie because Shannon needs to get naked again so we can focus on her two sweet talents.        
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Shannon Elizabeth Hotness Relapse

March 4th, 2010

I can't remember the last time I had Shannon Elizabeth on the site, come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I saw Shannon Elizabeth do anything. Anyhow, here she is out the other night looking pretty decent for a chick who's been out of the spotlight for a decade or so. I think that's all I've got to say about her, how sad. This has always been her problem, she's hot and all but once she's gone, we forget she even existed. Like genital warts.    
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Flashback Hotness With Shannon Elizabeth

December 9th, 2009

I'm kind of annoyed that I have to write a post about Shannon Elizabeth, what has she done in the last decade that deserves being mentioned? Nothing. All she's doing is wasting valuable time I could be spending writing about nipple slips and my pants getting tighter. Besides, most the guys who used to think she was hot are probably dads now spending most of their days answering questions from their children like "Who's that lady daddy?" Nobody son.... Nobody.      
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Shannon Elizabeth Is A Forgotten Hottie

November 17th, 2009

I completely forgot about this Shannon Elizabeth chick, as did pretty much everyone else in the world aside from maybe a few of her friends and family. Here she is at 'The Private LIves Of Pippa Lee' premiere the other night looking a little older but pretty much the same I guess. Wait a minute, this is the same event Blake Lively was at wearing nothing but a jacket and some short shorts. I wonder if Shannon saw her? She's so hot!    
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Shannon Elizabeth: Hottest Squeegee Girl Ever

September 23rd, 2008

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Times are tough for everyone so if Shannon Elizabeth needs to squeegee a few cars to make ends meet, more power to her. But she’s not going to make any money dressed like that, she’s still got a great body she needs to show it off. A white tank top and some short shorts will go a long way towards paying down that mortgage. She could become the Hottest Squeegee Girl Ever if she puts her mind to it.

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Shannon Elizabeth Maxim Magazine Pictures

May 14th, 2008

Shannon Elizabeth Maxim Magazine Pictures

I didn’t watch Dancing With The Stars, even though I said I would because Shannon Elizabeth was in it, but I saw one episode and then realized I wasn’t a 65-year-old grandmother. Anyway, I’m glad she did it because now she’s in Maxim Magazine and who knows, maybe from all the exposure she’ll finally get some more topless film roles in the future. Fingers crossed.

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March 28th, 2008

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I know I said I would when I heard Shannon Elizabeth was going to be on the show, but I haven’t been watching Dancing With The Stars. Truth is, I don’t know what time or day it’s on, and since she has yet to appear topless on it, it’s not worth finding out. Anyway, who really cares about has-been celebrities trying to rejuvenate their careers by doing a waltz, besides middle-aged women with nothing better to do with their lives? When they make a show called F$%cking With the Stars and I’m the Star and Shannon is, well, Shannon, then we’ll talk.

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Shannon Elizabeth Is Dancing Goodness!

February 22nd, 2008

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When I heard Shannon Elizabeth was going to be on Dancing With The Stars I was damn happy! It’s about time she gets some attention from something other than playing poker and being topless in American Pie. Also, it will mark the first time I’ve watch the show since Stacy Keibler was on it. So to all you die hard Dancing With The Stars fans, you better not vote her off or I’ll kick your ass. Don’t ruin my potentially weekly Shannon Elizabeth posts!

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Shannon Elizabeth Needs To Get Naked In Film Real Soon

January 11th, 2007

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It’s always nice to see Shannon Elizabeth pictures. I happen to think she’s one of the hottest pieces of ass playing tournament poker today. Oh wait, she’s the only piece of ass playing tournament poker. Seriously, what the hell is she doing at these events? I mean, these are the best years of her life and sitting at a table with a bunch of beer-guzzling fat slobs isn’t going to help that sick little body of hers.

Now there’s got to be a bad horror flick out there that requires an actress with minimal talent to remove her clothing. And if not, add a nude scene to it. I guarantee you Shannon‘s asking price is not that high.

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August 29th, 2006

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You always see Shannon Elizabeth at various events such as charity functions, poker tournaments and here looking great playing tennis. However, you never see her naked on the big screen anymore and it’s a real shame because she’s undeniably one of the hottest girls out of showbiz. Now being the genius that I am, I’ve been working on a screenplay made specifically for Shannon Elizabeth in which she would play Jessica Alba‘s older sister, and they both would tour the North American strip club circuit in search of their long lost older stripper cousin Krista Allen. Anyway, I haven’t figured out the ending yet but trust me, it will definitely involve a lesbian scene. Unless any of you have a better idea.

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