I can’t remember the last time I did a post on Heather Graham (and I’m way too lazy to bother looking it up), but I know her and her funbags are getting up there in years, which means she’s probably too old to use Snapchat. But she showed up in this shoot for Lefair Magazine, whatever the hell that is, and me and the Little Tuna sure are glad to see her again. Anyway, here’s hoping she makes their cover every month from now on, because I could get used to this.
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Here’s one of those moments where a picture may be worth a thousand words, but a video would easily be worth a thousand pants fires: it’s Heather Graham taking her killer cougar funbags out for a run. And according to my sources, this was for the TV show Angie Tribeca, which is even better news, because it means we’ll actually get to see this in action pretty soon. Hopefully in glorious slo-mo. Fingers crossed!
Heather Graham is just one of those women that seems to keep getting better with age. I mean, I know she’s 45 now, and normally that’s way past retirement age for a career hottie on this site, but instead, Heather’s still looking better than most women half her age. Which is why she’ll always be one of my favorite cougars and have a special place in my heart — or at least until her looks finally fade and/or she gets fat. For now though, more please!
Heather Graham is one of my favorite cougars. Here she is filming her new TV show ‘Studio City’. I have no clue what it’s about, but I am guessing it’s about a 45-year-old hot piece of a$$ who discovers that her father is a drug dealer to the stars. Alright, I cheated and looked that up.
OK, sure, that’s a pretty bad joke, but it’s got nothing on this terrible outfit Heather Graham wore to the Tribeca Film Festival for the premiere of some movie called Goodbye To All That. I mean, where’s her trademark cougar cleavage? See, this is what happens when you get too famous and you’re surrounded by nothing but yes men who won’t tell you when you’re about to make a huge mistake, like not dropping any cleavage for a movie premiere. Which is why Heather needs to hire me as her red carpet wardrobe consultant. I promise I’d never let her leave the house in something like this. Although if I had my way, we’d never leave the bedroom either.
Here’s one of my favorite ageless hotties Heather Graham out looking just as awesomely busty as ever. And according to my trusty sources, she’s leaving some vegan restaurant here. I don’t know about you guys, but I could never be a vegan, due to my serious cravings for that juicy front meat of Heather’s. …Sorry, it’s almost lunch time and I guess I’m getting distracted. Just ignore me and go ahead and enjoy the great cougar cleavage.
Here’s ageless hottie Heather Graham heading in to film a segment on Extra. Honestly, I don’t know how she’s stayed looking this good for this long, but whatever it is, Heather really ought to consider donating her body to science. Or to me, for that matter. I mean, I’m sure both me and those scientists could make really good use of it, but I’d probably enjoy it a whole lot more.
One of the things I love about Heather Graham is that it doesn’t matter how old she gets, she still looks just as good now as she did when I first started posting pictures of her. It’s nice to know that at least some things will always stay the same. So here’s Heather at the Roberto Cavalli Fashion Show putting on a pretty impressive leg and cleavage show of her own, and continuing to remain completely unaware of my existence, just like she has from Day 1. OK nevermind, I guess I hoped at least one or two things would’ve changed with Heather over the years. Oh well. Enjoy.
It’s always good to switch things up every once in a while. And even if you don’t buy that, it’s how I’m justifying the fact that even though Heather Graham isn’t showing off any of her usual cleavage in these shots, she’s still putting on a pretty solid leg show in sexy knee high socks. Anyway, here’s Heather filming on the set of her new movie My Dead Boyfriend. So… she’s single then? Sounds like a pretty uplifting movie to me.
In case you needed any more proof that Heather Graham‘s hotness is probably going to outlast us all, here’s her and her 43-year-old cleavage leaving a hotel and still looking better than most hotties half her age. So with that said, I’d like to invite Heather to join me in my
mom’s basement underground bunker next time there’s a big storm. Because that cleavage of hers obviously has a better shelf life than most canned goods. I know it’d keep me going for a while.
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m loving all this Heather Graham hotness we’ve been seeing lately. It’s like we’re back in 1999 again. Anyway, I know that Heather’s getting up there these days, but as you can probably tell from these bikini pictures, her body is still in vintage form. And if she’s being photographed at the beach with Ken Jeong, then you know that the only thing dropping with age is her standards. If this keeps up, in a couple months, I might actually have a chance. Cross your fingers for me.
Looks like the Heather Graham Hangover 3 cleavage tour has gone worldwide, because here’s the chestically-blessed hottie at the movie’s European premiere. I know Part 3 is supposed to be the last Hangover movie and all, but now I’m kinda hoping they scrap that plan and just keep these movies coming. Not because I think it’s going to be any good, but because any excuse to see two straight weeks of Heather Graham’s cleavage is a worthy investment as far as I’m concerned. Besides, don’t they just bang these scripts out in a couple days anyway? At that rate, we should be able to get another movie just in time for the holidays. Let’s make it happen people.
Here’s Heather Graham at the Hangover 3 premiere, and after all these years, she’s still got some of the best cleavage in the business. It’s just amazing. One of these days, somebody ought to give Heather a lifetime achievement award for all the crappy movies she’s saved with those wonderful things. I’d do it myself, but Heather has been ignoring my invitations for years. Apparently she only goes to “real” awards shows, and not the ones I set up in my mom’s basement. I just don’t get it.
Heather Graham is like a fine wine. She gets better as she ages. Here she is in the latest Maxim Hot 100 Issue and proving that she can still cause pant fires across the nation. Turns out Miley Cyrus was Maxim’s choice for hottest girl of the year, which is a pretty solid pick, but let’s see if Miley looks as good as Heather when she’s 43. Doubtful!