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Beyonce Topless In Out Magazine

April 10th, 2014

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I haven’t done a post on Beyonce in forever, but that’ll change real fast if she keeps doing sexy photoshoots like this one for Out Magazine. Not to nitpick or anything though, but it’s my professional opinion that her handbra technique could use some work. I’m guessing she’s just a little rusty these days. But I’d be more than happy to give her a quick refresher course. Just FYI, I’m a very hands-on teacher.

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Beyonce Gets Bootylicious At The Grammys

January 27th, 2014

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OK, so nevermind. Apparently something worth mentioning actually did happen at the 56th annual Grammys last night: music’s newest MILF Beyonce opened the show with one hell of a booty-shaking performance. I’ve got the video for everybody who missed it below, but if you ask me, the pictures are actually even better. See, now you don’t have to keep pausing and squinting through all that dry ice. Also, you don’t have to mute the pictures. You’re welcome.

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Beyonce’s Bootilicious Hotness Comeback!

December 23rd, 2013

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I haven’t done a Beyonce post in ages, but here she is at the release party for her new self titled “Visual Album” in a super hot futuristic outfit. Damn, that is one sweet backside pic. If she keeps dressing like this, I might actually start listening to her music. Anyway, hopefully there will be more photos like this come.

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Beyonce Bikini Pictures For H&M

April 16th, 2013

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Now that Beyonce‘s officially a MILF, it was just a matter of time before we got to see her in a bikini photoshoot. It must be some celebrity rite of passage, like buying a massive house you’ll never use or killing a poor person because you can. Anyway, here’s Beyonce paying her dues for H&M, so enjoy these. Because if you ever get the chance to see Beyonce in a bikini up-close, it’s because you’re about to be hunted on her private island, not because you won the lottery like Jay-Z’s manager told you.

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Beyonce Works It Good

February 13th, 2013

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I didn’t watch her halftime show at the Super Bowl, because I was busy attending to more important matters — like waging war against my liver — but I’m glad to see the Beyonce MILF tour is in full effect. And here she is at its latest stop, the New York premiere of something called Beyonce: Life Is But A Dream. Which is apparently some new HBO documentary about her kick-ass life. We get it: you’re insanely rich, famous and hot, and this is the closest any of us will ever get to you. But if she’s going to rub it in our faces, at least she did it with cleavage.

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Beyonce Works It Good In GQ

January 10th, 2013

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Wow, after checking out these pictures of Beyonce in GQ, I’m pretty sure we missed a serious contender for MILF of the Year. Where was this all of 2012? Anyway, I don’t really get the point of the football helmet or poses, but I’d sure love to play a little two-hand touch with Beyonce. And since I’m pretty sure Jay-Z could buy this site 10 times over and turn it into a blog about adult diapers, by two-hand touch, I mean play patty-cake with Beyonce and their wonderful kid. Obviously.

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Beyonce Knowles’ Breasts Got Milk

October 17th, 2011

I’ve never found pregnant chicks very sexy, at least not until Hilary Duff got all knocked up and gorgeous in her sexy booty shots, but I’ve always had a thing for sweet big pregnant lady breasts. Here’s Beyonce giving us a sneak peek at what sort of sexy transformation we can expect from those tasty sweater mounds of hers. That Jay-Z character is going to have a fun few months. Lucky bastard. Mega-rich rap stars get all the breaks. Anyhow, so far I like the way this pregnancy is shaping up.

     
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Beyonce Slips A Little Sideboob

April 25th, 2011

You would think that pictures of Beyonce in overalls would be completely awful, and you’d be right on most days, but today seems to be special. Here she is flashing more than just a smile in her sexy one piece. Sideboob shots can sometimes be sort of weird looking, like a fat dude on a bicycle, but these are looking good. I wouldn’t have expected this kind of thing from Beyonce, she’s normally so careful, she must be slipping in her old age. I like it.

     
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Beyonce Shows Off Her Powerful Thighs

April 15th, 2011

Here’s Beyonce filming some scenes for an upcoming video of hers in a weird yellow outfit, I’ll never understand these kind of get ups. Anyhow, she’s showing off her nice thick thighs so it’s not all that bad. She’s got a pretty solid base there, she looks like she’d be tough to push over. Maybe she should join one of those lingerie football teams, I’m sure they can use a tough linebacker.

     
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Beyonce Knowles Bikini Pictures… I Think

August 24th, 2010

It's a little difficult to tell, but these really are pictures of Beyonce hanging out on a giant yacht in her bikini. It's her trust me. Sadly the picture quality is absolute garbage, but you get the idea. Boobs, oversized earrings and big ass hair just scream Beyonce. Anyhow, I've been looking at these pictures too long, I feel like I've got beer goggles on, I bet when I look at them later they're going to be shots of some fat chick on a dingy.    
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Beyonce Knowles’ Cleavage Smells Expensive

February 4th, 2010

Here's Beyonce Knowles launching her new line of perfume called Heat at Macy's in New York City the other day looking pretty fierce. Am I using that right? I'm a straight white guy over the age of twenty-five so I'm not sure of the lingo. Anyhow, I've always wanted to know what Beyonce's cleavage smelt like and now for $49.99 I can find out. Wait fifty bucks? F@#k that! I could buy one of her old bras on Ebay for less than that. more pictures of Beyonce Knowles here    
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Beyonce Knowles’ Got Cleavage

October 20th, 2009

Here’s Beyonce performing at a concert in Japan, showing off her majorly pushed up cleavage. This is a Beyonce I can get used to… if this were 2002. If she would've pulled stunts like this more often, I’m pretty sure Rihanna would've never existed and be the #1 R&B/pop singer. That said, thanks Beyonce for giving us Rihanna. Good effort though.    
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Beyonce Knowles Secret Bikini Pictures

July 1st, 2009

I like a good wet T-shirt contest as much as the next guy but this is pretty lame. Here's Beyonce in Miami the other day going for a dip in her clothes like she just made the swim from Cuba. What's she hiding under there a third nipple? She's obviously wearing a bikini, let's have a look. I guess it's not that odd, I went swimming in my clothes once but I was ten and had the chicken pox. Grow up.        
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I’m Obsessed With Beyonce’s Breasts

April 24th, 2009

Obviously the title to this post is pretty lame but the message comes across the way I had hoped, they can't all be award winners. Anyhow, here's Beyonce at the Obsessed premiere the other night showing off a couple of her many talents. I'm not going to see this movie because the images in my head of Beyonce and Ali Larter catfighting are much hotter than anything a film maker could produce. I'll give you a hint, there's a midget and at least on stick of butter involved. 17 more pictures of Beyonce Knowles here Related Articles: Beyonce's Armpits Need A Shave Beyonce Knowles' Unitard Gets A Workout Beyonce's "Groundbreaking" Performance Beyonce Flashes Her Curves Photos: Flynet

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