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Beyonce Knowles’ Cleavage Smells Expensive

Here’s Beyonce Knowles launching her new line of perfume called Heat at Macy’s in New York City the other day looking pretty fierce. Am I using that right? I’m a straight white guy over the age of twenty-five so I’m not sure of the lingo. Anyhow, I’ve always wanted to know what Beyonce’s cleavage smelt like and now for $49.99 I can find out. Wait fifty bucks? F@#k that! I could buy one of her old bras on Ebay for less than that.

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Beyonce Knowles’ Got Cleavage

Here’s Beyonce performing at a concert in Japan, showing off her majorly pushed up cleavage. This is a Beyonce I can get used to… if this were 2002. If she would’ve pulled stunts like this more often, I’m pretty sure Rihanna would’ve never existed and be the #1 R&B/pop singer. That said, thanks Beyonce for giving us Rihanna. Good effort though.

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Beyonce Knowles Secret Bikini Pictures

I like a good wet T-shirt contest as much as the next guy but this is pretty lame. Here’s Beyonce in Miami the other day going for a dip in her clothes like she just made the swim from Cuba. What’s she hiding under there a third nipple? She’s obviously wearing a bikini, let’s have a look. I guess it’s not that odd, I went swimming in my clothes once but I was ten and had the chicken pox. Grow up.

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I’m Obsessed With Beyonce’s Breasts

Obviously the title to this post is pretty lame but the message comes across the way I had hoped, they can’t all be award winners. Anyhow, here’s Beyonce at the Obsessed premiere the other night showing off a couple of her many talents. I’m not going to see this movie because the images in my head of Beyonce and Ali Larter catfighting are much hotter than anything a film maker could produce. I’ll give you a hint, there’s a midget and at least on stick of butter involved.

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Beyonce Knowles’ Diva Takeover

Beyonce isn’t messing around now that Rihanna is more or less in hiding and keeping a lid on her relationship with that piece of trash woman beater. Here she is leaving a store in Soho looking like the Beyonce of old and regaining her #1 DILF status (Replace the M In MILF with D for Diva). Hopefully Rihanna makes a wise decision and dumps that chump and gets back to being the hot ass that she is. You can’t make it so easy for Beyonce, that’s just giving up. No one likes a quitter.

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Beyonce Knowles In A Swimsuit For LA Confidential

Beyonce was trying her best to be sexy on the latest cover of LA Confidential Magazine and it worked. Personally, I think Beyonce’s time in the hottie spotlight burnt out a long time ago, but this is a pretty hot shoot; I’m digging the whole swimsuit/cleavage action. I guess since Rihanna has been staying out of the public eye (and for good reason) Beyonce seized the opportunity to redeem herself. Good job.

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Beyonce’s Nipple Slip At The Oscars

Just when you thought the Oscar’s didn’t provide us with any “real entertainment”, along comes a nipple slip of Beyonce performing with Hugh Jackman. That’s what I’m talking about! The Academy Award’s weren’t a complete bust!

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Beyonce Bikini Pictures

Here’s Beyonce in a bikini, jet skiing in the Caribbean. You know when they say “If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all” .. well I’m going to stick with that motto because Beyonce’s ass looks nothing like a single lady’s. That ass is definitely in a relationship.

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Beyonce’s Armpits Need A Shave

Beyonce has joined an elite club here on Hollywood Tuna. Yes, she now has joined the ranks of Tyra Banks and Fergie for girls who forget to shave their armpits. Hair she is, oops, I mean here she is at the New York Premiere of ‘Cadillac Records’ and if you wondering what type deodorant Beyonce uses, you can tell by the white dingleberries that it’s not clear gel. Gross.

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Beyonce Knowles’ Unitard Gets A Workout

Everywhere I look these days Beyonce seems to be there shaking her ass on her “Days of Thunder Thighs” world tour promoting her new album whatever it’s called. Here she is performing on the Today Show in her jiggle proof unitard. That poor unitard’s never worked so hard in it’s life. In a not so distant future we’ll all be wearing unitards, mine’s going to be skin color with a hair patch downÃ‚Â there just to creep people out.

Beyonce Today Show Video 1
Beyonce Today Show Video 2

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Beyonce’s “Groundbreaking” Performance

Not sure if you caught Beyonce’s performance at the AMAs but if you were wondering why the ground was shaking beneath you last night well there’s your answer. Girl’s thunder thighs reported a 6.0 on the Richter scale. And I’m not talking about my penis here. There was enough jiggling on those legs to cause major aftershocks for days to come.

Beyonce’s American Music Awards Video

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Beyonce Flashes Her Curves

Beyonce is starting to get a little full of herself, and so is the silly looking bodysuit/dress she stuffed herself into at Gotham Magazine’s Annual Gala in New York City. This “I am “¦.. Sasha Fierce” alter ego is such a retarded concept. I am”¦. Tuna Douchebag, buy my album. Normally I love a girl in a tight-fitting outfit that highlights her curves but this is ridiculous. Although I’d like to rub my face in those giant round squeezable… earrings.

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50th Annual Grammy Awards Pictures

Carrie Underwood

Fergie

Beyonce Knowles

Rihanna

Tia Carrera

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Beyonce Knowles Breasts & Rihanna’s Breasts Face-off

Beyonce and Rihanna

Here are some pictures of Beyonce and Rihanna at the 2007 American Music Awards. Unfortunately, I hate awards shows so I didn’t watch it, but I should have! It looks like their boobs were competing for my heart.