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Beyonce Bikini Pictures

December 31st, 2008

Here’s Beyonce in a bikini, jet skiing in the Caribbean. You know when they say “If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all” .. well I’m going to stick with that motto because Beyonce’s ass looks nothing like a single lady’s. That ass is definitely in a relationship.

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Beyonce Knowles Pictures

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Beyonce’s Armpits Need A Shave

December 2nd, 2008

Beyonce has joined an elite club here on Hollywood Tuna. Yes, she now has joined the ranks of Tyra Banks and Fergie for girls who forget to shave their armpits. Hair she is, oops, I mean here she is at the New York Premiere of ‘Cadillac Records’ and if you wondering what type deodorant Beyonce uses, you can tell by the white dingleberries that it’s not clear gel. Gross.

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Photos: Wenn

Beyonce Knowles’ Unitard Gets A Workout

November 26th, 2008

Everywhere I look these days Beyonce seems to be there shaking her ass on her “Days of Thunder Thighs” world tour promoting her new album whatever it’s called. Here she is performing on the Today Show in her jiggle proof unitard. That poor unitard’s never worked so hard in it’s life. In a not so distant future we’ll all be wearing unitards, mine’s going to be skin color with a hair patch downÃ‚Â there just to creep people out.

Beyonce Today Show Video 1
Beyonce Today Show Video 2

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Beyonce’s “Groundbreaking” Performance

November 24th, 2008

Not sure if you caught Beyonce‘s performance at the AMAs but if you were wondering why the ground was shaking beneath you last night well there’s your answer. Girl’s thunder thighs reported a 6.0 on the Richter scale. And I’m not talking about my penis here. There was enough jiggling on those legs to cause major aftershocks for days to come.

Beyonce’s American Music Awards Video

Beyonce Flashes Her Curves

November 19th, 2008

Beyonce is starting to get a little full of herself, and so is the silly looking bodysuit/dress she stuffed herself into at Gotham Magazine’s Annual Gala in New York City. This “I am “¦.. Sasha Fierce” alter ego is such a retarded concept. I am”¦. Tuna Douchebag, buy my album. Normally I love a girl in a tight-fitting outfit that highlights her curves but this is ridiculous. Although I’d like to rub my face in those giant round squeezable… earrings.

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Photos: Wenn

50th Annual Grammy Awards Pictures

February 11th, 2008

Carrie Underwood

Fergie

Beyonce Knowles

Rihanna

Tia Carrera

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Beyonce Knowles Breasts & Rihanna’s Breasts Face-off

November 19th, 2007

Beyonce and Rihanna

Here are some pictures of Beyonce and Rihanna at the 2007 American Music Awards. Unfortunately, I hate awards shows so I didn’t watch it, but I should have! It looks like their boobs were competing for my heart.

Photos: Getty

Beyonce Flashes Her Breasts!

August 22nd, 2007

Beyonce has some serious bad luck (or good luck, depending on your perspective). A couple of weeks ago, she took a massive fall down a flight of stairs during a performance, and here she is in Toronto giving her fans a little more “show” than they paid for. Yes, Beyonce‘s top flew up while she was dancing. Unfortunately, you don’t really see much in the video except her embarrassed expression. Anyway, both these mishaps could have easily been avoided, if only Beyonce would stop dancing like a crazy lunatic.

Beyonce Flashes Her Breasts Video

Beyonce Knowles Takes A Fall

July 25th, 2007

Wow, this video of Beyonce Knowles taking a fall during her live set is a classic. At first you might think that it’s part of her routine but unless Beyonce has added some crazy break dancing moves that require you to fall down a staircase head first. I’m pretty sure it isn’t.

Beyonce Knowles Takes A Fall Video

Beyonce Knowles Takes A Fall Video (New Angle)

Beyonce Knowles Bikini Pictures

June 18th, 2007

It’s not often that I do Beyonce Knowles posts. Why? Because ever since the rise of Rihanna, does anyone really care about her anymore? Hell, I don’t even think Jay-Z does. Another reason you don’t get much of Beyonce here on Hollywood Tuna is because she hasn’t been in a bikini. Ah, how quickly things change.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

79th Annual Academy Awards Pictures

February 26th, 2007

Reese Witherspoon

Jessica Biel

Penelope Cruz

Cameron Diaz

As usual, I failed to watch the Oscars. I just can’t bring myself to sit on the couch for 4 hours and watch the same boring speeches over and over. However, the one thing I do like about the show are the arrival photos of our favorite celebs looking fetching in their over priced gowns. So here are some of my favorites. Enjoy.

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Beyonce Is Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Girl?

February 14th, 2007

NEW YORK ““ Another high note for Beyonce ““ the coveted cover shot of this year’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. The singer and now movie star (Dreamgirls) posed on a Florida beach in a yellow-and-pink bikini by House of Dereon, the fashion label she started with her mother, Tina Knowles. There’s also a photo spread inside.”The Dreamgirl As You’ve Never Seen Her,” a cover headline teases.
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Does anyone else find it a bit odd that Beyonce, having a less than perfect body, gets to grace the cover of the Bible of perfect bodies ““ SI’s swimsuit edition. Couple that with the fact that she just happens to have her own bikini fashion label, and has conveniently landed the best bit of promo possible by posing in one of her own designs! She must have paid off all the right people, because that’s the only way I can explain this travesty! Page five maybe, but the cover?

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Beyonce Knowles: Most Desirable Woman 2007

January 31st, 2007

Tally of More Than 8.5 Million Online Votes Designates the Top “Fantasy Girlfriends” Budweiser Select Signs on for Second Year as Presenting Sponsor of the Annual Feature AskMen.com, the Internet’s #1 lifestyle site for men and one of the premier sites in the Fox Interactive Media (FIM) network, today unveiled its 7th annual Top 99 Most Desirable Women list, brought to readers by returning sponsor Budweiser Select. AskMen.com readers cast a record number of online votes this year ““ more than 8.5 million ““ to name the women who best embody the qualities of a “fantasy girlfriend.” BeyoncÃƒÂ© Knowles, the famous singer turned actress, is the #1 Most Desirable Woman of 2007. Screen star Scarlett Johansson is the runner-up and actress Jessica Alba, last year’s #1 Most Desirable Woman, rounds out the top three.
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I’m not sure if Beyonce Knowles‘s people paid Askmen.com to run subliminal “vote for Beyonce messages” on their site, but I can’t see how else she could have been chosen as the most desirable woman on Earth by their readers. Don’t get me wrong, she’s no dog, and I would surely place her on this list”¦ just not anywhere near the top, let alone #1! We all know Scarlett Johansson should have won this. And I can think of two big, round, juicy reasons why she’s much hotter than Beyonce.

Other hotties who made the list: 10) Elisha Cuthbert, 9) Angelina Jolie, 8 ) Maria Menounos, 7) Shakira, 6) Alessandra Ambrosio, 5) Jessica Biel, 4) Adriana Lima, 3) Jessica Alba, 2) Scarlett Johansson

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64th Annual Golden Globe Awards Pictures

January 16th, 2007

Angelina Jolie

Salma Hayek

Beyonce

Jessica Biel

As usual, I didn’t watch the Golden Globe Awards Show. Booooring. Who has the patience to sit through any awards show? Nonetheless, the good thing about these events is that there’s an abundance of pictures of our favorite celebrities. Unfortunately, even with their $50 000 dresses, there’s nothing sexually stimulating about any of them. When are women going to learn that men prefer the less is more approach? You would think millions of years of men drooling over tits and ass would clue them in, wouldn’t you?

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