I’m too lazy to look it up and double-check (also, that would eat into valuable pants-around-my-ankles time), but I’m pretty sure this latest Gisele Bundchen photoshoot is for some shoe company. And I’ve never really understood why these companies get a hot supermodel like Gisele to model their shoes. I mean, yes, she’s super leggy, but the last thing I’m looking at right now is her feet. Complete waste of money, if you ask me.
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In case you forgot, Tom Brady is still on “vacation” from the Patriots for another week, and while that hasn’t exactly been good news for New England fans, it’s great news for all us
perverts fans of his MILF wife Gisele Bundchen. Because that means she’s on vacation too, and the paparazzi managed to catch some of her best angles. It’s just a shame that Brady’s suspension is almost up. Here’s hoping he gets caught for something again, and soon.
Gisele Bundchen e o marido, o jogador de futebol americano Tom Brady, estão de férias em Positano, na Itália. Os dois estão curtindo uns dias a dois e, nesses cliques do TMZ, o casal almoça junto e toma um pouco de sol do lado de fora da casa deles, de folga. Eles curtem os dias off de Brady da NFL, que está suspenso de quatro jogos pelo seu time, o Patriots. #giselebundchen #tombrady
As you guys know, I’ve never been that big a fan of Gisele Bundchen, but at least the paps made sure to capture the Brazilian supermodel’s best angle in these shots. And actually, if you hate Tom Brady, then these pictures work on two levels — either you get to enjoy Gisele’s sweet supermodel booty, or it just looks like he’s making out with Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I call that a win-win.
Good news: looks like yesterday’s less-than-impressive Gisele Bundchen booty shots were just taken from a bad angle after all. Because I’ve gotta admit that the Brazilian supermodel’s best asset is looking a whole lot better in this light and these latest bikini pictures. Of course, I’ll obviously need to take a much closer look to be able to tell for sure. And moving my nose any closer to the screen just isn’t an option. I’m already starting to go cross-eyed. Clearly, I’m going to need to take a hands-on approach.
I’ve never been a huge fan of Gisele Bundchen, but I’ve always thought that her booty was by far her best angle. At least that way, she doesn’t remind me so much of Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. But while I like a good supermodel booty shot as much as the next red-blooded pervert, Gisele’s has seen better days than this. So here’s hoping these latest bikini shots are just taken from a bad angle or something, because if that goes, so does any hope of me getting a pants fire going.
See, now this is exactly what I was talking about with Gigi Hadid: here’s Gisele Bundchen showing us how it’s done by putting on a solid leg show at the Chanel No. 5 event in New York. I haven’t always been the biggest fan of Gisele in the past (well, unless she’s been in a bikini), but I still think that supermodels everywhere could learn a lot from her. Namely that as long as you’ve got a great lower half, it doesn’t matter if you sometimes look like Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
So I’ve got some good news and some bad news for you guys today. The good is that Gisele Bundchen is back at the beach in a bikini. The bad is that she didn’t try to attempt the Jessica Alba bikini booty pose again. But not to worry, because we’ve still got some nice shots of that supermodel booty of hers. I’ve never been a huge fan of Gisele’s, but I’ve always thought that was her best angle. So enjoy.
Score another one for man’s best friend, because this pooch was able to do something that none of the rest of us will probably ever be able to accomplish in our lifetimes: get a supermodel on all fours. But as sweet as these latest Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures are, you’ll notice that she made one crucial mistake in attempting the famous Jessica Alba bikini ass pose. Everybody knows you’re supposed to do it facing the cameras, not pointed away from them. I guess it’s true what they say, you really can’t teach old models new tricks.
It’s got to have been at least a couple years since we’ve had a new set of bikini pictures from Gisele Bundchen on the site, because according to my sources, she went and did something crazy like “have a second kid.” Anyway, I’m happy to report that the supermodel MILF finally got back to work here by looking super-hot in bikinis at the beach, and I expect her to start putting in a lot more hours at the office moving forward. Because that’s going to help both of us pay the bills. Enjoy.
So The Wall Street Journal Magazine apparently held their annual Innovator Awards last night, and despite all my groundbreaking contributions to the field of celebrity blogging, I wasn’t nominated or even invited. I’m not gonna lie, at first I was a little pissed, but it all made sense when I saw these pictures of Gisele Bundchen. Whoever made this dress deserves to be there way more. After all, they’re the geniuses that make what I do possible. Bravo.
Don’t know if you guys noticed, but I haven’t done a post on Gisele Bundchen since last year. And that’s because she was on Tuna maternity leave. But now that she’s had her second kid, it looks like she’s back to being a supermodel MILF again. That didn’t take long. I’m still not her #1 fan, but these pictures are pretty good. At least from behind she doesn’t look like Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Well folks, it’s a sad day, but it looks like Gisele Bundchen is gonna be leaving us for a little while now that she’s pregnant. But don’t worry, I’m sure she’ll come back better than ever. These supermodels always seem to. So consider this post a going-away present to Gisele before she heads off on maternity leave. OK, now back to business: time to find a new hot chick who loves lying around in bikinis to take Gisele’s place for a few months. Ladies, feel free to send me your applications via email or Twitter.
Someone thought it would be a good idea if I posted a few pictures of Gisele Bundchen hanging out on the beach in her bikini. Someone was frikin’ right!!! Here’s the supermodel superhottie giving us a nice peek at her amazing bikini booty while on vacation. That’s it princess, work it. At least I think she’s on vacation, this just could be how millionaire supermodels spend their tuesdays for all I know. So jealous. Anyhow, she’s hot, she’s half naked and she’s amazing. Enjoy.
It’s not hard to see that Gisele Bundchen and skin tight lycra yoga pants go together pretty damn well. Here she is leaving the gym showing off that amazing supermodel physique of hers. I would love to watch this beauty do some of the hot yoga I’ve been hearing about, obviously she’s gonna have to wear some booty shorts and a sports bra or something… I wouldn’t want her to overheat.