The idea of a show filled with hot skinny chicks fighting it out to be the next top model and hosted by a former supermodel seems like a good one. However, I don’t know how many seasons ‘America’s Next Top Model‘ has been on the air for but I’m pretty sure the show hasn’t produced one top model and judging from the new castmates it never will. Here are a few random nobodies at this seasons launch party.

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Tyra Banks is known for being a little bit crazy but what’s really crazy is that I am actually going to admit that she looks pretty hot in these pictures. The ‘Oprah in Training’ was spotted out the other day in a sweet see through dress ruined only by the annoying bra she decided to wear. Oprah would never let that shit fly, if Oprah’s going to do something she does it one hundred percent braless. I hope Tyra has learned a valuable lesson.

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I don’t know whether or not to take this video of Tyra Banks being interviewed by the New York Times seriously because she explains all the different ways a model has to know how to smile. I’m hoping she’s joking because let’s be honest, as long as you’re hot, tall, and know how to stand you can be a model. And even if you’re not tall you can still be a model. You’re just going to get pigeon-holed to car magazines or my site. Anyways, Tyra is crazy but you have to admit, girl has some nice tatas. I just wish she didn’t open up her mouth. Unless”¦

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Alright so I hate writing about this woman because she makes me very uncomfortable, but here’s Tyra Banks at a taping of her showing having women burn their bras in their bras. I don’t know why they’re doing this since it’s not the 60s, but instead of burning bras they should all just jump in the fire themselves out of shame for following this nutjob. Now that’s liberating!

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Here’s a recent clip of Tyra Banks from her show teaching women everywhere how to pee without touching the toilet seat. I’m not joking; they actually aired this totally unnecessary tutorial. Like women need Tyra to teach them how to pee! Anyway, I couldn’t watch he whole thing. For some reason Tyra just makes me very uncomfortable. The girl is creepy.

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In honor of Black History Month, Tyra Banks celebrated the 10th anniversary of her being the first black model to grace the cover. She recreated the photos while wearing the same swimsuit using the same photographers.

I’m not 100% convinced this photo shoot was only meant to celebrate Black History Month. Having Tyra re-enact her crowning achievement at precisely the same time the whole world seems to be calling her fat is a little too convenient in my books. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not taking anything away from the picture. She looks good considering 10 years have passed since the original, and I will come out and say it: Tyra Banks is not fat. She’s just desperate for ratings for that crappy show of hers.

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A Letter From Tyra:

Have y’all,

Then I remembered my flight back from Australia. Why did that flight attendant look my thighs and butt up and down — and say, “Thank God! Thank God! They’re liars!!!” I just wasn’t getting it. I told myself I didn’t care, but I was having trouble sleeping that night so I got outta bed, went over to my computer, and Googled myself. This time I typed in “TYRA FAT” — and child, I had NO idea what was about to pop up on that screen. (continue)

This latest ploy by Tyra Banks to get more viewers to her crappy show just goes to show you how much she wants to be Oprah, but is really just a lesser version of Ricki Lake. Oprah enthralled a whole nation of fat housewives by focusing episode after episode on her fluctuating weight, so why can’t Tyra Banks? I’ll tell you why. People love Oprah, and at last check, Tyra Banks is regarded as being a raving maniac. Face it Tyra, those fat bikini pics in question definitely show that you put on a few pounds. I’m sure that on Feb. 1st you’ll show up with the best body money and starvation can buy, but it won’t change a thing. People will still write nasty things about you. You’re annoying and no diet can fix that.

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At first it was Tyra Banks’ moustache, and then it was her hairy armpits and now I don’t know what it is but whatever she’s doing it’s freaking me out. Must get away from computer!

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