I know I usually rail on how men’s magazines are actually more like women’s mags these days, but the good news is places like WSJ Magazine are picking up the slack. Yes, that’s right, we’ve got the good people at The Wall Street Journal to thank for these shots of Charlize Theron in her underwear. According to my sources, they’re in the April issue, which means you can pick up a copy and pretend to actually be a real adult for once. Nobody has to know you’re just reading it for the pictures.
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So according to my sources, this shot of Charlize Theron wearing nothing but a bed sheet is from W Magazine‘s February issue, part of some special spread celebrating the year’s best performances. And, for once, I have to agree — this picture is hands down the best thing I’ve seen Charlize do in months, if not years. Bravo.
We don’t see too much of Charlize Theron anymore these days now that she’s gone clinically insane (aka started dating that human cigarette butt Sean Penn). But luckily she’s still as hot as ever, judging from these behind-the-scenes shots of her latest Esquire photoshoot. I’m guessing eating that orange isn’t part of the shoot, but damn, it should be. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone look this sexy eating fruit since Sofia Vergara and that banana. See? Who says my memory is terrible? Now, what were we just talking about?
I don’t know what’s gotten into Charlize Theron lately. For a while there, it was like she totally dropped off the hottie map, but now she’s dating Sean Penn and doing sexy “classy” photoshoots like this one with Terry Richardson for the latest issue of GQ. To be honest, I could do without that first one, and actually, the second one too. Not because I’m not digging these shots, I just wish they’d hired me instead. I keep telling you guys, my phone takes great pictures.
I’m having a hard time remembering the last time I did a post on Charlize Theron, not because she isn’t still pants-meltingly hot (as you can see, she definitely is), but because she hardly ever shows much skin anymore. I guess because she’s a “real” actress or some crap like that. Anyway, so I was pretty pleased to come across these pictures of her doing a sexy photoshoot in Miami. And even though I’m not a big fan of the short hair on Charlize, I am a fan of the bikini on her. So enjoy.
I woke up this morning with a hankering for some pseudo-erotic pictures of a hottie, so I’m glad I found these pictures of Charlize Theron getting all hot and bothered. I assume that they’re shots promoting some sort of movie she’s in, they always have an ulterior motive, but she’s wearing sexy dominatrix costumes so who gives a damn. I’m not into bondage or any of that weird internet sex stuff, but I’d happily let Charlize tie me up and have her way with me if she wanted.
Now this is how you match up cleavage with a hot face, no need to divert your eyes on this one. Here’s super hottie Charlize Theron outside the Letterman studios yesterday dropping a pretty impressive cleavage bomb. So what if she doesn’t have massive breasts, sometimes smaller is better, it’s all what you do with them. And what Charlize is doing with them is stirring up some naughtiness down under. You know what I’m talking about don’t you. Naughty girl.
Apparently the GQ Men Of The Year Awards were held last night in London and once again yours truly didn’t even get an honorable mention. It’s a conspiracy to keep me down, I know it. Anyhow, I’m not bitter because as usual a lot of hot women were there looking for rich husbands and I’ve got the shots for you. Here’s Charlize Theron looking gorgeous in her sweet low cut top and retard pants. I mean mentally challenged pants. Enjoy.
I don’t really know why I’m giving Charlize Theron any space on my silly website, she hasn’t done anything exciting in a long time. I think she showed us her boobs in a movie once like a decade ago. Whooptidoo!!! If I knew how to use photoshop I might take the time to paste her naked top half on her sexy leather pant wearing lower half and call them Charlize Theron topless pictures, but I think I’m going to take a nap instead.