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Charlize Theron Should Wear Bikinis More Often

March 20th, 2014

I’m having a hard time remembering the last time I did a post on Charlize Theron, not because she isn’t still pants-meltingly hot (as you can see, she definitely is), but because she hardly ever shows much skin anymore. I guess because she’s a “real” actress or some crap like that. Anyway, so I was pretty pleased to come across these pictures of her doing a sexy photoshoot in Miami. And even though I’m not a big fan of the short hair on Charlize, I am a fan of the bikini on her. So enjoy.

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Mistress Charlize Theron For W Magazine

July 19th, 2012

I woke up this morning with a hankering for some pseudo-erotic pictures of a hottie, so I’m glad I found these pictures of Charlize Theron getting all hot and bothered. I assume that they’re shots promoting some sort of movie she’s in, they always have an ulterior motive, but she’s wearing sexy dominatrix costumes so who gives a damn. I’m not into bondage or any of that weird internet sex stuff, but I’d happily let Charlize tie me up and have her way with me if she wanted.

     
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Charlize Theron Drops A Cleavage Bomb

December 9th, 2011

Now this is how you match up cleavage with a hot face, no need to divert your eyes on this one. Here’s super hottie Charlize Theron outside the Letterman studios yesterday dropping a pretty impressive cleavage bomb. So what if she doesn’t have massive breasts, sometimes smaller is better, it’s all what you do with them. And what Charlize is doing with them is stirring up some naughtiness down under. You know what I’m talking about don’t you. Naughty girl.

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Charlize Theron Drops Some Bony Cleavage

September 7th, 2011

Apparently the GQ Men Of The Year Awards were held last night in London and once again yours truly didn’t even get an honorable mention. It’s a conspiracy to keep me down, I know it. Anyhow, I’m not bitter because as usual a lot of hot women were there looking for rich husbands and I’ve got the shots for you. Here’s Charlize Theron looking gorgeous in her sweet low cut top and retard pants. I mean mentally challenged pants. Enjoy.

     
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Charlize Theron Works Her Leather Pants

April 20th, 2011

I don’t really know why I’m giving Charlize Theron any space on my silly website, she hasn’t done anything exciting in a long time. I think she showed us her boobs in a movie once like a decade ago. Whooptidoo!!! If I knew how to use photoshop I might take the time to paste her naked top half on her sexy leather pant wearing lower half and call them Charlize Theron topless pictures, but I think I’m going to take a nap instead.

     
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Charlize Theron’s Booty Needs Work

September 2nd, 2010

I don't have Charlize Theron on the site very often, but when I do she's either bending over giving us a good look at her booty, heading to the gym in spandex or sucking erotically on a frozen treat. Today she decided to choose walk around in spandex, kind of a let down, but it wasn't my decision. She's an attractive woman, if you're going to do it... Do it! Don't cover yourself up in a cap and dumpy t-shirt, stand up straight, stick your chest out and own it.      
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Charlize Theron’s Amazing Short Short Pose

May 17th, 2010

For the most part Charlize Theron isn't doing anything exciting in the pictures, who gives a crap about her getting groceries, but just when you thought all hope of a chubby was lost she bends over in her little short shorts and makes everything alright. I don't know who invented short shorts, probably some French dude, but I'm pretty sure this is exactly what he had in mind when he did. That or he needed a wider range of motion while he and his boyfriend rode their bicycle built for two around town. It doesn't matter what the reason, I'm just glad that Charlize got her hands on a pair. Enjoy. more pictures of Charlize Theron here    
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Charlize Theron Gets My Blood Pumping

February 11th, 2010

I've been feeling a little fat these last few days, I think it has something to do with all the ice cream sandwiches I've been eating in bed, whatever the reason I've decided to start working out. Well, not actually working out per se, but at least looking at pictures of celebrity chicks working out. I'm starting slow with these shots of Charlize Theron in her little outfit jogging across the street... I'm exhausted.      
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Charlize Theron Disappoints

December 29th, 2009

I know these pictures of Charlize Theron are kind of lame. Why couldn't she wear a pair of low riders so that we could have seen some butt cleavage. This is no way to end the year. Just because she is an Oscar winner, doesn't give her the right to keep her tight body under wraps. Only a two time Oscar winner gets that privilege. Get with the program.      
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Charlize Theron Likes The Dark Chocolate

September 15th, 2009

Here's Charlize Theron at the US Open Tennis showing us yet again why she's still one of the hottest chicks in the world. Anyone who can make taking a bite out of ice cream on a stick look so hot should be put in a museum. I've seen chicks eat that very same ice cream and it's pretty disgusting, to be fair they're normally massive sows, but still there's a hundred dollar idea, a museum filled with hot chicks. Zanadu.        
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Charlize Theron Disappoints

August 18th, 2009

Here are some lame pictures of Charlize Theron walking her dog on the beach... I don’t even know why I’m posting them. I guess it’s to express my utter disappointment that she’s not in a bikini. That said, for those of you that have a soft spot or should I say “hard” spot for Charlize, enjoy... otherwise let’s move along.        
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Charlize Theron In Sexy Leggings

July 31st, 2009

A lot of women can't seem to pull off the leggings look, they stuff their fat asses in some tights and hope for the best, Charlize Theron is not one of those women. Here she is showing off her cute little butt the way god intended. This is the way to wear leggings, spandex was created to highlight the ass not keep it from knocking over small children, that's how the scientist at NASA designed it.        
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Charlize Theron’s Legs Are Delicious

March 3rd, 2009

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Here’s Charlize Theron at ‘The Burning Plain’ premiere in Paris the other night, I don’t know who the limp dick old man she’s holding hands with is but I don’t like it one bit. Those long gorgeous legs shouldn’t go to waste. Her dress makes her look a little like those pre-wrapped baked potatoes they sell at my local grocery store, I’d like to tear it open and cover her with some sour cream and bacon bits. Delicious.

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Charlize Theron Makes Everyone Look Good

November 18th, 2008

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Charlize Theron is by far one of the hottest women in the world, she’s one of those annoying people who looks good in every pictures no matter what she’s doing whether it’s playing in a waterfall in her bikini or picking up dog shit on the beach. I hate those people. You would think that she’d look terrible in this picture at The Vogue Party with John Galliano dressed as a creepy Mexican homosexual prostitute on her arm…. You’d be wrong.

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