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Charlize Theron Disappoints

I know these pictures of Charlize Theron are kind of lame. Why couldn’t she wear a pair of low riders so that we could have seen some butt cleavage. This is no way to end the year. Just because she is an Oscar winner, doesn’t give her the right to keep her tight body under wraps. Only a two time Oscar winner gets that privilege. Get with the program.

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Charlize Theron Likes The Dark Chocolate

Here’s Charlize Theron at the US Open Tennis showing us yet again why she’s still one of the hottest chicks in the world. Anyone who can make taking a bite out of ice cream on a stick look so hot should be put in a museum. I’ve seen chicks eat that very same ice cream and it’s pretty disgusting, to be fair they’re normally massive sows, but still there’s a hundred dollar idea, a museum filled with hot chicks. Zanadu.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Charlize Theron Disappoints

Here are some lame pictures of Charlize Theron walking her dog on the beach… I don’t even know why I’m posting them. I guess it’s to express my utter disappointment that she’s not in a bikini. That said, for those of you that have a soft spot or should I say “hard” spot for Charlize, enjoy… otherwise let’s move along.

Photos: Fame

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Charlize Theron In Sexy Leggings

A lot of women can’t seem to pull off the leggings look, they stuff their fat asses in some tights and hope for the best, Charlize Theron is not one of those women. Here she is showing off her cute little butt the way god intended. This is the way to wear leggings, spandex was created to highlight the ass not keep it from knocking over small children, that’s how the scientist at NASA designed it.

Photos: Flynet

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Charlize Theron’s Legs Are Delicious

Here’s Charlize Theron at ‘The Burning Plain’ premiere in Paris the other night, I don’t know who the limp dick old man she’s holding hands with is but I don’t like it one bit. Those long gorgeous legs shouldn’t go to waste. Her dress makes her look a little like those pre-wrapped baked potatoes they sell at my local grocery store, I’d like to tear it open and cover her with some sour cream and bacon bits. Delicious.

Photos: Flynet

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Charlize Theron Makes Everyone Look Good

Charlize Theron is by far one of the hottest women in the world, she’s one of those annoying people who looks good in every pictures no matter what she’s doing whether it’s playing in a waterfall in her bikini or picking up dog shit on the beach. I hate those people. You would think that she’d look terrible in this picture at The Vogue Party with John Galliano dressed as a creepy Mexican homosexual prostitute on her arm…. You’d be wrong.

Photos: Wenn, SplashNewsOnline

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Charlize Theron Is Perfectly Annoying

Charlize Theron is too perfect, it’s annoying, there’s got to be something wrong with her. What is that thing? Is that a mole on her neck? Disgusting! Actually, it looks kind of cute. Big deal, so she’s gorgeous and smart and funny and I bet she can put her legs behind her head, who’s looking for that in a woman anyways?

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Hollywood Tuna: Ass Inspector

I know sometimes it’s hard to tell who the chicks in these paparrazzi pictures are but I have my ways, I’m like a crime scene investigator when it comes to models or celebrities. Each individual has a distinct ass crack like fingerprints or vaginas and after careful examination of these pictures it’s my professional that this is Charlize Theron. Another case solved.

9 more pictures of Charlize Theron here

Photos: Flynet

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Charlize Theron Is Red Hot

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bad picture of Charlize Theron, I’d really really like to see if she looks this good when she wakes up. I know how she feels going through life always looking so perfect, it’s rough for people like her and I. Cabs stop for you at every corner, meals are paid for, cocktails come out of nowhere, fat girls throw themselves at you. It’s brutal. Ã‚Â

Photos: Wenn

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Charlize Theron Is Perfection

Hubba Hubba. Here’s Charlize Theron outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City for an appearance on “The Late Show with David Letterman” to promote her new movie “Hancock.” I have to say, girl is smokin’. She’s absolutely perfect, so perfect that I can’t even look at her sexually anymore because I wouldn’t want to taint her with my filthy imaginition. Damn you Charlize! What are you doing to me?

Photos: INFdaily.com, SplashNewsOnline

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Charlize Theron Is “The Sexiest Woman Alive”

Charlize Theron has an Oscar, a Golden Globe and a Screen Actors Guild award. Now she’s Esquire magazine’s “sexiest woman alive.” Past winners of the title include Jessica Biel, Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson. The issue featuring Theron hits newsstands Oct. 16.
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Well, at least it wasn’t Jessica Biel or Scarlett Johansson, but Charlize Theron is yet another safe, boring choice. Granted she’s pretty, but I wish one of these magazines would do something to shake it up. Like choose… Paula Abdul, just for shits and giggles. I mean, these “sexiest“ issues have become gayer than guys on rollerblades – and you know they’re only made to sell more magazines. But hey, I don’t want to be a spoilsport, so with that said, enjoy these pictures of Charlize Theron, Esquire’s “Sexiest Woman Alive.”

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Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures

With Lindsay Lohan gone, there aren’t any hot young celebrities going to the beach anymore to get me excited. No Jessica Simpson. No Jessica Alba. No Scarlett Johansson. Ya, sure there’s Hayden Panettiere, but only sick perverts gawk at underage girls who are still developing. Anyway, here are some new Charlize Theron bikini pictures from Belize. Yawn! I think I’m going to take a nap.