I still don’t understand what you sickos see in this untalented porn star, but hey, if fat, annoying moms are one of your weird fetishes, who am I to judge, right? So here’s Kim Kardashian‘s latest “artsy” photoshoot, with her wearing nothing but body paint in the desert, and even if you’re not a Kim fan, you have to at least appreciate how much hard work went into this. I bet some poor intern had to spend days Photoshopping these.
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Even though I think Kim Kardashian is completely gross, I know some of you perverts still have a thing for this untalented porn star. So here she is at the LACMA 2015 Art+Film Gala in LA, and I think this is the first time I’ve ever wished a red carpet outfit wasn’t see-through. Still, I’m sure the whole pregnant tranny look must be working for at least one or two of you sickos out there, so enjoy, I guess?
Sorry guys, but I’ll never understand what you sickos see in Kim Kardashian. Here’s the chubby porn star/mom in the 10th anniversary issue of C California Style Magazine, whatever the hell that is. And even topless and Photoshopped, yeah, I still don’t get it. Oh well. At least I know some of you weirdos out there like this stuff, so enjoy, I guess?
I know a lot of you sickos out there still like Kim Kardashian, even though I can’t stand the porn star and her fat ass. But I also know there are people who like Blimpie subs, and that’s just as gross as far as I’m concerned. Basically, there’s no accounting for taste is what I’m saying. So I’m sure some of you will dig these pictures of Kim crawling around on a pile of dirt for System Magazine. And if that’s your thing, enjoy, I guess?
Even though I don’t get the appeal, I know a lot of you weirdos out there still like Kim Kardashian for some reason, so here’s a few pictures of the world’s most famous porn star getting topless for the June issue of Vogue Brazil. And according to my sources, Kim’s pregnant again, which means that fat ass of hers is going to get even fatter in a couple months. So there, now you sickos have something to look forward to. Enjoy these until then.
Here’s the world’s most famous porn star Kim Kardashian at a book signing for her new “book” Selfish, aka her Instagram page in hardcover. And I’m sorry, but I still just don’t get Kim’s appeal. Especially after these latest pictures. It’s like while Bruce Jenner is becoming a woman, Kim’s becoming a man. (Save the hate mail — I already know I’m a fat loser who should get out of my mom’s basement. She tells me at least once a day.)
This is great. While 99% of celebs cover their face from the paps in this exact same situation (including Kim’s sister Kendall Jenner just yesterday), instead here’s Kim Kardashian covering her booty, so the paparazzi can’t get their money shot. Now, I know a lot of you sickos out there actually enjoy this porn star’s fat ass, but trust me, we dodged a bullet here. Because it must be pretty rough if Kim’s covering up for once. We all know she isn’t usually this shy about showing off her big booty. Especially around cameras. So on behalf of me and my stomach, thanks Kim. We owe you one.
Here’s the world’s most famous porn star Kim Kardashian doing what she does best: distracting me from how annoying I think she is with those massive funbags of hers. According to my sources, she’s headed out to dinner in New York or something here. But I’m pretty sure none of you perverts care about the details when it comes to Kim’s cleavage, so just enjoy.
I know most of the blogging world is still talking about the latest idiotic stunt Kanye pulled at the Grammys, but here at HollywoodTuna, we’re more interested in the real story: how Kim Kardashian is going to make sure we all start paying attention to her again instead. So here she is “shopping” in New York, aka busting out those giant MILF funbags of hers for the paps. And I’d complain about what an annoying, attention-seeking nobody Kim is, but you know, it’s still giant MILF funbags and all. And I’ll take those over Kanye any day.
Here’s one of the world’s most famous porn stars Kim Kardashian busting out those giant MILF funbags of hers for a good cause during a celebration for World AIDS Day. And she even brought her mom along too. Isn’t it great to see people in the porn business get serious about AIDS awareness? Especially when they’re major players like Kim and her mom.
Here’s Porn Star and BBW, Kim Kardashian showing off her fat boobies at her 34th birthday party. I’m surprised that Kim is only 34, because with all the work she has done to her face, I thought she was closer to 40. In any case, I really don’t care about this chick and the only reason I posted her was because some of you are big time chubby chasers. So Enjoy.
Here’s douchebag Kanye West with porn star Kim Kardashian and as you can see, Kim’s ass has gotten so big that it’s now disgusting. How anyone finds this attractive is beyond me. Before any of you start sending me hate emails, let me make one thing clear; I’m a big booty lover! However, this is not healthy and don’t tell me it is. What you see here is borderline diabetic! Now let’s move along!
Man, as much as I love to rag on Kim Kardashian, I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due: she may be a chubby, annoying, fame-hungry porn star, but she definitely knows how to dress. Here she is out during Paris Fashion Week, and all I know is, if more moms dressed like this to go for a walk with their children, I wouldn’t have to lie anymore when chicks ask me if I like kids. So enjoy and just be glad motherhood isn’t cramping Kim’s style one bit.
I know I like to rag on Kim Kardashian a lot, but I will say this, the porn star MILF definitely knows how to dress. Here she is in Paris for Fashion Week, and even though I don’t know much about fashion, I do know that this outfit must be pretty special. Because it’s currently doing the impossible: making me actually enjoy seeing pictures of Kim for once. Bravo.