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Kim Kardashian’s View Doesn’t Suck

Here’s Kim Kardashian getting a good look down her top at some sweet cleavage while out rollerblading the other day. When we do it she gets all mad, but it’s fine for her to sneak a peek. What a hypocrite! I noticed she’s not wearing any protective gear, I guess that’s because she’s already got enough padding. That was my mandatory fat ass joke. All kidding aside, I’m pretty sure that if I was Kim and had boobs and an ass like hers, I probably wouldn’t leave the house very often. Get it? Because I would be exploring my body in ways that would make my dead ancestors blush up in heaven. You get it.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Kim Kardashian’s Useless Booty At The Mall

If you wondering where all the Charmin toilet paper went, it’s still stuffed in Kim Kardashian’s ass. Here’s she is celebrating some fashion thingy at The New Westfield Culver City mall. I’m not sure if they have stores that specialize in plus size booties there, but I guess Heidi Montag was busy that day.

Photos: Fame

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Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass Is A Punching Bag

I’ve always said that Kim Kardashian’s big ass should be used as a punching bag and now it has. Kim and her family took to the boxing ring for a charity bout against the highest bidders to raise money for something or rather. The fight almost didn’t happen after Kim’s brother got beat up first and most of the family pussied out including her pregnant sister. I would pay to fight Kim, but it would have to be Greco Roman wrestling and we’re both oiled up. Call me.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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Kim Kardashian Is Busting Out Of Her Halloween Costume

Halloween is over so I know it’s a little annoying to post more pics of celebrities in their stupid costumes, but for some reason I missed out on these pictures of Kim Kardashian busting out of her Princess Jasmine costume. She looks like she’s on the set of a bad porno, and not a good bad porno if that makes any sense, an actual bad porno with very little banging and far too much dialogue. Kinda like her sextape. Her tits look good though.

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Kim Kardashian Turns 29… Again!

Here’s Kim Kardashian celebrating her 29th birthday…. Again! I get the feeling this chick is going to be turning 29 for the next five years or so. This time she’s stuffed her big ass into a nice red dress and headed out to dinner with the family. She looks pretty good, like she’s lost a little weight. I guess sitting between her sisters Broadzilla and the obese preggers one means poor Kim doesn’t get much to eat at the dinner table. I’ve got something she can snack on, but It’s not very filling.

more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

Photos: WENN.com, Flynet

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Kim Kardashian Pumps It

It’s no secret that if you’re a celebrity and relatively hot, you’ll get Tuna time if you’re caught pumping gas. Yes, it’s a fetish of mine… And that’s what we have today; Kim Kardashian working her fat ass at a local service center. Somehow I think these pictures are staged because girl is wearing more makeup than a drag queen, or maybe it’s a low budget photoshoot. Who knows?! Anyway, Kim did give us a profile shot of the booty and her gas pumping technique seems pretty solid. So all is good in Tuna Land.

Photos: Fame

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Kim Kardashian Does FHM Magazine

I feel like I’ve seen these photos of Kim Kardashian in the latest FHM before. Not sure if they’re recycled but I’m pretty damn sure they’re Photoshopped. Anyway, I hate doing posts on this useless celebrity, especially when she’s not showing her famous fat ass. What the hell am I supposed to write about?

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I Wonder If Letterman Tapped That Ass Too?

Now that Dave Letterman has admitted to being blackmailed for 2 million dollars and come clean about having a few affairs with some of his employees, he can get back to work hitting on his big assed guests. Obviously I’m not going to put up a picture of Letterman so here’s Kim Kardashian arriving at the show giving her fans a huge peek at her very special talents. You know Dave wants to bang her. Pass it on.

more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

Photos: Flynet

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Kim Kardashian Likes To Suck

I’m not ashamed to say that I kinda like Kim Kardashian’s big ass, just as I’m not ashamed to say that I like listening to Seal while I make angry love to myself, it’s kinda hot and still somewhat disturbing. Anyhow, here’s Kim demonstrating her strong oral skills and, I have to say, flashing some very talented cleavage while doing so. I think that this could possibly the most flattering picture of Kim’s big ass ever taken, she should make it her christmas card.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass Needs Some Attention

It’s no secret that Kim Kardashian has a big ass but these pictures of it stuffed into a little grey dress are leaving me speechless, the only thing that comes to mind is Dayum!!! Unfortunately I’m a white guy wearing day old boxer shorts in my mom’s basement so I can’t really pull that shit off but you see where I’m going with this. I would like to work that thing like it’s a punching bag, film it and watch it in super slow motion. Hot.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Kim Kardashian: How Much?

I don’t know how Kim Kardashian’s career has been going these days because here she is out walking the streets in an acid washed jean jacket, short skirt and a slutty pair of heels like cheap 90’s hooker. I say cheap hooker because a classy one would at least have a flyer or something and wouldn’t have to resort to trolling the streets like a crackhead. I just wish there were less pictures of her walking and more shots of her picking up change or ting her shoe. I guess that sweet big ass costs extra.

20 more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

Photos: Fame, WENN.com

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Kim Kardashian Is On The Prowl

Here’s newly single Kim Kardashian ho’ing it up in some f-me boots while club hopping. All the fat booty lovers must be jumping for joy now, waiting for their chance to get sat on. But don’t get too excited just yet, Kim works fast and will be suffocating a new man in no time. And I don’t mean with her big ass, but by her neediness for attention. Let’s not forget her sex tape.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Kim Kardashian Has An Ass Like A Bull

Kim Kardashian finally got a job at some Bullrun Rally. Hey, it’s better than working at KFC. I don’t know what the hell this event is, but since I don’t see any bulls in any of these photos, I guess she’s playing is the bull… one that many of you I think would like to ride. Saddle up on that fat ass and enjoy fellas.

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Photos: WENN.com

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Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Cleavage

Here’s Kim Kardashian and her big ass at the premiere of ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’ looking pretty good trying her best to show off a little cleavage. I’t not a bad try but stick to what you know. Ass. I’m guessing that as Kim’s body ages her ass is going to have it’s own revenge of the fallen. Because it’s fat. And going to sag. Anyone?

Photos: WENN.com, Fame

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