Megan Fox doesn’t post a lot on Instagram, but when she does, she sure makes it count. Here is her latest booty post and as you can see this MILF has still got it. Anyway, she must be coming out with a movie or new TV show because all of a sudden we are seeing plenty of her, which is great news for us!
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Somehow we went almost a full year without any new Megan Fox hotness, but now the leggy MILF’s making a major comeback, because we just got our second set of lingerie pictures in the same week. There’s even a killer video to go along with it. Anyway, I don’t know how this is happening. I just know I like it. A lot. And I have a feeling you pervs will too. So enjoy. And here’s hoping Megan can keep this up.
I know it’s been a while since I’ve done any new posts on Megan Fox, but that’s just because the actress was too busy “having a second kid” to do any new sexy photoshoots. I know, pretty selfish, right? Anyway, the good news is, she’s finally done with all that, and back to doing what she does best: giving us perverts a five-alarm pants fire over the Internet. It’s about damn time.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but in case you didn’t hear, Megan Fox is pregnant again. Which is terrible timing, because she’s also got a new movie coming out this week, which usually means weeks of
press and red carpets and talk shows excuses to drool over new pictures of Megan looking smoking hot. But that’s all ruined now, and if you ask me, that’s pretty selfish of her. Thanks a lot, Megan.
Bad news, fellow perverts. According to my sources, Megan Fox got knocked up again. Which is just selfish, if you ask me. I mean, she already earned MILF status, so what other possible reason could there be to have another kid? I just don’t get it. Anyway, here she is taking her other two little brats to the farmers’ market and if I’m going to look on the bright side here, at least we’ll get to watch Megan’s baby bumps grow over the next few months. And no, I’m not talking about her stomach. What kind of a sicko do you think I am?
I’ve never watched the show New Girl, but turns out Megan Fox is in it and I didn’t know about it? Is she a guest star? Is she on it full time? Somebody please inform me because I need to know if I should set my DVR.
I’m not sure why Megan Fox needs a team of like five dudes to hold one umbrella for her on the way into Jimmy Kimmel Live, but I guess she just really doesn’t like getting wet. Which I totally get. It’s the same reason I only shower once a
month week. So hey, maybe me and one of my all-time favorite MILFs have something in common after all! I always knew we were meant for one another. This just finally confirms it.
I know I don’t do posts on Megan Fox as often anymore. But I guess filming movies and parenting her children are more important to her than doing bikini shoots and giving perverts pants fires over the Internet. Go figure. Pretty selfish, if you ask me… That said, there’s no denying Megan’s still one super hot MILF. So here she is on the set of New Girl giving me a pants fire for old times’ sake. I’m still holding out for those bikini pictures though. Fingers crossed.
I guess Megan Fox is still filming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 in New York, because we’ve got another round of behind-the-scenes shots today. Only if you ask me, Megan’s starting to look a little bored in this latest fight scene. And wearing an outfit like this, I don’t blame her. What happened to the whole sexy schoolgirl look? Now that was exciting. Oh well. Here’s hoping they listened to my notes and they’re going to start filming that big bikini trampoline fight soon. That’s a guaranteed pick-me-up. Well, for the Little Tuna anyway.
Now this is more like it… Because after all those lame behind-the-scenes shots of Megan Fox on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 set all covered up, here she is dressed like a sexy schoolgirl to shoot their latest scenes. So there, I guess they did get my rewrite notes after all. In which case, I can’t wait until they shoot that big Jello wrestling fight scene next! I smell an Oscar…
I guess Megan Fox is trying to go incognito or something in this scene, considering this is the most covered-up I think we’ve seen her on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 set. And that’s a shame, because I was really hoping she’d start wearing less and less clothing as the movie went on instead. I’m pretty sure that’s what’s they call “character development.” Oh well, here’s hoping they’re just shooting out of order. Fingers crossed.
Here’s one of my favorite MILFs Megan Fox back in one of her favorite outfits filming the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sequel in New York. But if they knew they were going to keep Megan in the same clothes for half the movie, couldn’t they have picked a little better outfit? You know, like a bikini, or lingerie, or at the very least, short shorts. Maybe in the next one, instead of robbing banks or destroying New York, the bad guy could just steal all Megan’s clothes. Although that would actually make him the good guy… Now there’s a great twist. I always knew I should’ve become a screenwriter.
When I first saw these, I got all excited, because I thought maybe Megan Fox and I have something in common and she never changes her clothes either. But turns out, they’re just more behind-the-scenes pictures from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sequel, and not a sign that me and this perfect MILF are meant to be together. Oh well. A blogger can dream.
You can thank the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sequel for these latest shots of Megan Fox‘s MILF booty in tight jeans, because they’re still shooting in New York. And at this rate, I hope they never stop, because I’m enjoying all this weekly MILF hotness. Anyway, I don’t know what the plot is on this one, but here’s hoping it involves Megan saving the day by getting in a bikini. Hey, it’s no less believable than a bunch of talking turtles saving the city. And it’s way hotter too.