The only letters I understand here are “Megan Fox” and “Esquire” and honestly? That’s more than good enough for me. I’ll take more of Megan’s hotness comeback however we can get it, even if it means tracking down photoshoots she did for Esquire Russia. I know we’re supposed to hate Russia and everything right now, but it’s hard to stay too mad at them after this. Enjoy.
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Megan Fox has been making a serious hotness comeback lately thanks to Frederick’s of Hollywood. And here she is on Instagram modeling something from their new holiday collection of lingerie that won’t look half as good on your wife or girlfriend as it does on this A-list MILF. Anyway, unfortunately, Megan doesn’t post on Instagram much, but when she does, she makes sure she gets paid for it. Smart girl. Now where do I sign up to sponsor some hand-bra selfies?
In case you guys missed it, Megan Fox is in the middle of a major hotness comeback these days. And the best part is, I’m pretty sure she’s given up on the whole acting thing to focus on her true calling: looking smoking hot in lingerie. So here’s her latest video for Frederick’s of Hollywood, and here’s hoping this is just the start of Megan’s transition from MILF to supermodel.
I don’t know when Megan Fox decided to make an official hotness comeback, I’m just glad she did. Because she’s finally back to being the hottie we all know and love, instead of the pretend actress we put up with to get her Maxim bikini pictures or whatever. Point is, here’s Megan doing a new lingerie shoot for Frederick’s of Hollywood, and here’s hoping there’s a lot more where these came from. Enjoy.
Megan Fox doesn’t post a lot on Instagram, but when she does, she sure makes it count. Here is her latest booty post and as you can see this MILF has still got it. Anyway, she must be coming out with a movie or new TV show because all of a sudden we are seeing plenty of her, which is great news for us!
Somehow we went almost a full year without any new Megan Fox hotness, but now the leggy MILF’s making a major comeback, because we just got our second set of lingerie pictures in the same week. There’s even a killer video to go along with it. Anyway, I don’t know how this is happening. I just know I like it. A lot. And I have a feeling you pervs will too. So enjoy. And here’s hoping Megan can keep this up.
I know it’s been a while since I’ve done any new posts on Megan Fox, but that’s just because the actress was too busy “having a second kid” to do any new sexy photoshoots. I know, pretty selfish, right? Anyway, the good news is, she’s finally done with all that, and back to doing what she does best: giving us perverts a five-alarm pants fire over the Internet. It’s about damn time.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but in case you didn’t hear, Megan Fox is pregnant again. Which is terrible timing, because she’s also got a new movie coming out this week, which usually means weeks of
press and red carpets and talk shows excuses to drool over new pictures of Megan looking smoking hot. But that’s all ruined now, and if you ask me, that’s pretty selfish of her. Thanks a lot, Megan.
Bad news, fellow perverts. According to my sources, Megan Fox got knocked up again. Which is just selfish, if you ask me. I mean, she already earned MILF status, so what other possible reason could there be to have another kid? I just don’t get it. Anyway, here she is taking her other two little brats to the farmers’ market and if I’m going to look on the bright side here, at least we’ll get to watch Megan’s baby bumps grow over the next few months. And no, I’m not talking about her stomach. What kind of a sicko do you think I am?
I’ve never watched the show New Girl, but turns out Megan Fox is in it and I didn’t know about it? Is she a guest star? Is she on it full time? Somebody please inform me because I need to know if I should set my DVR.
I’m not sure why Megan Fox needs a team of like five dudes to hold one umbrella for her on the way into Jimmy Kimmel Live, but I guess she just really doesn’t like getting wet. Which I totally get. It’s the same reason I only shower once a
month week. So hey, maybe me and one of my all-time favorite MILFs have something in common after all! I always knew we were meant for one another. This just finally confirms it.
I know I don’t do posts on Megan Fox as often anymore. But I guess filming movies and parenting her children are more important to her than doing bikini shoots and giving perverts pants fires over the Internet. Go figure. Pretty selfish, if you ask me… That said, there’s no denying Megan’s still one super hot MILF. So here she is on the set of New Girl giving me a pants fire for old times’ sake. I’m still holding out for those bikini pictures though. Fingers crossed.
I guess Megan Fox is still filming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 in New York, because we’ve got another round of behind-the-scenes shots today. Only if you ask me, Megan’s starting to look a little bored in this latest fight scene. And wearing an outfit like this, I don’t blame her. What happened to the whole sexy schoolgirl look? Now that was exciting. Oh well. Here’s hoping they listened to my notes and they’re going to start filming that big bikini trampoline fight soon. That’s a guaranteed pick-me-up. Well, for the Little Tuna anyway.
Now this is more like it… Because after all those lame behind-the-scenes shots of Megan Fox on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 set all covered up, here she is dressed like a sexy schoolgirl to shoot their latest scenes. So there, I guess they did get my rewrite notes after all. In which case, I can’t wait until they shoot that big Jello wrestling fight scene next! I smell an Oscar…