I’ve never watched the show New Girl, but turns out Megan Fox is in it and I didn’t know about it? Is she a guest star? Is she on it full time? Somebody please inform me because I need to know if I should set my DVR.
CELEBRITIES > Megan Fox
I’m not sure why Megan Fox needs a team of like five dudes to hold one umbrella for her on the way into Jimmy Kimmel Live, but I guess she just really doesn’t like getting wet. Which I totally get. It’s the same reason I only shower once a
month week. So hey, maybe me and one of my all-time favorite MILFs have something in common after all! I always knew we were meant for one another. This just finally confirms it.
I know I don’t do posts on Megan Fox as often anymore. But I guess filming movies and parenting her children are more important to her than doing bikini shoots and giving perverts pants fires over the Internet. Go figure. Pretty selfish, if you ask me… That said, there’s no denying Megan’s still one super hot MILF. So here she is on the set of New Girl giving me a pants fire for old times’ sake. I’m still holding out for those bikini pictures though. Fingers crossed.
I guess Megan Fox is still filming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 in New York, because we’ve got another round of behind-the-scenes shots today. Only if you ask me, Megan’s starting to look a little bored in this latest fight scene. And wearing an outfit like this, I don’t blame her. What happened to the whole sexy schoolgirl look? Now that was exciting. Oh well. Here’s hoping they listened to my notes and they’re going to start filming that big bikini trampoline fight soon. That’s a guaranteed pick-me-up. Well, for the Little Tuna anyway.
Now this is more like it… Because after all those lame behind-the-scenes shots of Megan Fox on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 set all covered up, here she is dressed like a sexy schoolgirl to shoot their latest scenes. So there, I guess they did get my rewrite notes after all. In which case, I can’t wait until they shoot that big Jello wrestling fight scene next! I smell an Oscar…
I guess Megan Fox is trying to go incognito or something in this scene, considering this is the most covered-up I think we’ve seen her on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 set. And that’s a shame, because I was really hoping she’d start wearing less and less clothing as the movie went on instead. I’m pretty sure that’s what’s they call “character development.” Oh well, here’s hoping they’re just shooting out of order. Fingers crossed.
Here’s one of my favorite MILFs Megan Fox back in one of her favorite outfits filming the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sequel in New York. But if they knew they were going to keep Megan in the same clothes for half the movie, couldn’t they have picked a little better outfit? You know, like a bikini, or lingerie, or at the very least, short shorts. Maybe in the next one, instead of robbing banks or destroying New York, the bad guy could just steal all Megan’s clothes. Although that would actually make him the good guy… Now there’s a great twist. I always knew I should’ve become a screenwriter.
When I first saw these, I got all excited, because I thought maybe Megan Fox and I have something in common and she never changes her clothes either. But turns out, they’re just more behind-the-scenes pictures from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sequel, and not a sign that me and this perfect MILF are meant to be together. Oh well. A blogger can dream.
You can thank the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sequel for these latest shots of Megan Fox‘s MILF booty in tight jeans, because they’re still shooting in New York. And at this rate, I hope they never stop, because I’m enjoying all this weekly MILF hotness. Anyway, I don’t know what the plot is on this one, but here’s hoping it involves Megan saving the day by getting in a bikini. Hey, it’s no less believable than a bunch of talking turtles saving the city. And it’s way hotter too.
I guess they’re still filming the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sequel in New York, because here’s some more behind-the-scenes shots of Megan Fox from the set. And don’t get me wrong, she’s looking good, but I sure hope the movie gets a lot more exciting than this. Forget talking in an alley. I’ve still got my fingers crossed that Megan’s character is going to have to infiltrate a pool party at a trampoline factory. Actually, forget the turtles too. What if Megan just fought the bad guys in a Jello wrestling tournament? It’s not too late to rewrite the script, is it?
Apparently they’re shooting a second Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie now, which is good news, because I keep saying that Megan Fox should be getting more work and for some reason, she still hasn’t taken me up on my sex tape idea. Go figure. I mean, sure, I guess the script is a little unrealistic… It’s probably easier to buy 6-foot-tall talking mutant turtles than a hottie like Megan hooking up with a pasty blogger. But hey, at least we still get to enjoy some sexy tongue action from Megan either way. I’ll take it.
I don’t know about where you guys live, but it’s been freezing out near me this week. And I guess the same goes for Megan Fox, at least judging from the case of nippleitis she’s currently got going on these pictures. And all of a sudden, it’s starting to feel a whole lot warmer in here. At least in my pants region, anyway. Thanks Megan!
Ever since Megan Fox had a kid, she disappeared. However, here she is for some new campaign showing off her amazing figure and firm MILF booty. I’m super impressed and because there is a video that goes along with these pics, I can assure you her body was minimally photoshopped.
OK, so I know these are just pictures of Megan Fox loading her trunk after a trip to Whole Foods and not a sexy lingerie shoot for a major magazine, but trust me, after the last few yawn-worthy posts I’ve done on Megan, this is more like. Because at least we’re getting treated to a few shots of her MILF booty in a pair of tight jeans. And it’s good to see Megan’s got a little junk in her trunk again, and no, I’m not talking about that mom SUV.