I know I spend a lot of time covering Insta-nobodies and professional Snapchat models on this site, so I figure every once in a while I should give you guys a quick reminder of what an actual real-life supermodel looks like. So here’s a new round of pictures from the world’s hottest MILF/Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio. Just be careful with these. They’re so hot, they might ruin you for Instagram models forever.
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Last time we saw Alessandra Ambrosio, she was putting on a booty show with her hot friends on some rich dude’s yacht. And I’m happy to report that it looks like my all-time #1 favorite MILF is still on that bikini vacation of hers, judging from this latest round of Insta-hotness. Unless this is just Alessandra’s full-time job now, traveling around to different tropical destinations and posing for Instagram pictures. Damn. And here I thought my job was good…
I’ve always said that the only thing better than one hottie in a bikini is three of them. So here’s Alessandra Ambrosio and her hot friends out relaxing on some rich dude’s boat. And that reminds me, I really need to look into getting a boat of my own. Whatever it takes to get me one step closer to getting a supermodel on my dinghy.
I know Alessandra Ambrosio is Brazilian, but you’ve got to hand it to her, she sure knows how to celebrate the Fourth of July right: here she is hanging out in a bikini with her hot friends, doing yoga on a yacht, and posing fully naked with an American flag. I guess some people are pissed about that last one, but personally, me and the Little Tuna have never felt more patriotic. USA! USA!
Sure Alessandra Ambrosio may not be American, but her supermodel fake boobs look made in the USA.
Last I checked, Alessandra Ambrosio was 36, which is pretty much retirement age in supermodel years. And oh yeah, she’s also got two kids. But somehow her body still looks just as good as it did 15 years ago. I don’t know how she does it, but at this rate, Alessandra’s going to do the impossible for a supermodel and/or mom: stay an instant pants fire into her 40s. And I for one wish her luck.
I keep saying how good Alessandra Ambrosio looks for her age, and how the super-hot MILF isn’t in any danger of losing her spot as the world’s hottest supermodel anytime soon. But I guess she’s got to be at least a little worried about getting older, because here she is giving the camera some topless tongue action just like the kids do. I know lots of moms try to act their kids to look “cool” and “with it.” Only difference is, when Alessandra does it, it actually works. Enjoy.
Just in case any of you guys didn’t believe me yesterday, when I was saying how Alessandra Ambrosio is still hands-down one of the hottest women in the supermodel biz, I’m pretty sure this photoshoot she did for Narcisse Magazine ought to settle that argument once and for all. You’ve heard of a mic drop? Well, pretty sure this counts as a pants drop.
I’m pretty sure Alessandra Ambrosio has to be in her mid-to-late 30s by now (which is practically triple digits in supermodel years). Plus she’s got two kids. So you’d figure her A-list supermodel days are pretty much over. But then I see a photoshoot like this one and realize that Alessandra’s still got at least 10 years left. Even if I’ve only got about 30-45 seconds. Enjoy!
I know I do a lot of posts on Instagram models on this site, mostly because you can always rely on them to put up new bikini pictures 24/7 and that’s pretty key for a bikini blogger like yours truly. But today I want to take a little time to celebrate a real hottie, someone who’s been delivering us serious bikini goodness for years now and isn’t showing any signs of slowing down: Alessandra Ambrosio. See, hot wannabes come and go, but hot supermodels are forever. Or at least until they hit 40, anyway.
I know that usually whenever I do a post on Alessandra Ambrosio, I tend to focus on the fact that she’s a mom. The world’s #1 hottest MILF, but still. So for a change, let’s forget her kids for once and focus on the fact that Alessandra is also still hands down one of the hottest models in the world. And this latest swimsuit shoot of hers just proves it. Enjoy.
I’m guessing most of you perverts out there probably don’t have a subscription to GQ Brazil, but don’t worry, I’ve got you. Because trust me, you’re definitely not going to want to miss this cover shoot Alessandra Ambrosio just did for their latest issue. In fact, I’m pretty sure this is one of the hottest photoshoots we’ve ever seen from the MILF supermodel. So you’d better enjoy these pictures while you can, because I don’t think you’re getting your hands on a copy of this magazine in the US any time soon. I’m pretty sure there’s laws against importing dangerous materials. And this is definitely a major five-alarm pants fire. Wow.
Here’s my #1 favorite MILF Alessandra Ambrosio posing with one of my first supermodel crushes Isabeli Fontana in a new photoshoot. And I know they’re both wearing a whole lot more clothing than I’m used to seeing on either of them, but considering we’ve still got two of my all-time Top 5 Brazilian hotties together in one photoshoot, I’d say this is still a pretty great lesbian fantasy, lingerie or no lingerie. Enjoy.
I know we don’t usually see Alessandra Ambrosio wearing this much clothing. Normally, we’re used to seeing the #1 hottest MILF of all-time in a bikini (which is how she got to #1 of all-time status in the first place). But it’s good to get a little variety every once in a while. And besides, Alessandra’s hot enough that she’d be an instant pants fire no matter what she’s wearing. So enjoy this new photoshoot from the Brazilian super-hottie. And don’t worry, I guarantee we’ll see her back in a bikini soon.