I’ve got some big news, turns out the #1 hottest MILF of all-time and our reigning MILF of the Year Alessandra Ambrosio made the cover of Maxim‘s December issue. And as you can see, she did most of the photoshoot modeling my favorite outfit of hers: her birthday suit. But more importantly, apparently Maxim‘s able to show bare butts now. If you ask me, this calls for a celebration. But apparently I’m banned from shooting off pants fireworks in Starbucks. Those prudes.
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In case you weren’t sure why Alessandra Ambrosio here has been my MILF of the Year for three years running, first off, I think you should probably make an appointment to get your eyes checked. And second, just take a look at this latest beach photoshoot of hers. See, while some moms out there are taking their kids to school (boo) or spending quality time with the family (who needs it?), Alessandra understands what’s truly important in life: posing in bikinis for perverts like you and me. Looks like we’re making it four years in a row. Congrats Alessandra!
Now that her big Halloween party is over, look like our #1 favorite MILF Alessandra Ambrosio is back to her usual mom routine. Only with Alessandra, that’s actually the good news. Because instead of picking the kids up from soccer practice or something boring like that, her usual involves walking around in leggings for the paps. Which means it’s time for me to get back to my weekly routine too: drooling all over my keyboard until I get kicked out of another Starbucks. Enjoy.
Here’s one of the best things I saw all weekend: instead of taking her little brats trick-or-treating or something lame like that, the world’s hottest MILF Alessandra Ambrosio got dressed up like a sexy devil and hosted her own Halloween party. Now that’s a woman who’s got her priorities in order. Take note, moms.
Here’s the world’s hottest MILF supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio showing off her new swimwear line, ále by Alessandra, in a killer new bikini photoshoot. If you ask me though, these pictures should come with a warning or something: “Results not typical.” Because otherwise, there’s going to be a whole lot of disappointed husbands and boyfriends out there. So spare yourself the letdown and just enjoy these instead. It’s cheaper too.
Alessandra Ambrosio, aka the world’s hottest MILF, showed up at amfAR’s Milan Fashion Week Gala over the weekend, taking a well-deserved break from the #1 most important thing in her life. And no, I don’t mean taking care of her little brats. What kind of a sicko do you think I am? I meant showing up at the beach in a bikini. I know it’s not always an easy job, but trust me, it’s extremely rewarding. For me and the Little Tuna, at least.
Here is Alessandra Ambrosio and her hot friends at the “Unitas Gala Against Sex Trafficking” event and speaking of sex trafficking I could make a fortune if I was able to pimp out these chicks. Now before you ladies get upset with that comment just remember Victoria’s Secret does it. So what if they do it legally. What’s the difference?
Here’s my #1 favorite MILF of all-time Alessandra Ambrosio putting on a grade-A bikini show in Greece. And some of you might be wondering how I know for sure it’s Alessandra, considering you can barely see her face under that giant hat, but I’d recognize that perfect supermodel booty anywhere. It’s burned into my brain from all those hours spent with my nose an inch away from my computer screen. See Mom? I always knew that’d pay off eventually.
OK, so I know it’s not another topless photoshoot, but there’s still a lot to like about these pictures of my #1 MILF Alessandra Ambrosio out running errands — namely that she looks just as smoking hot as ever and that there aren’t any little brats tagging along to distract from that. I’ve always said it’s important for hot MILFs to get some quality me time. And by me time, I’m talking about time with yours truly, obviously. Luckily, I never have plans. Call me, ladies!
Just in case any of you degenerates out there are still wondering why I’m always calling Alessandra Ambrosio the greatest MILF of all-time, first, you should probably go in for an MRI to make sure your brain is functioning properly, and second, you need to check out this latest photoshoot of Alessandra’s. Because somehow she managed to make a shoot for mom jeans hands-down one of the hottest things I’ve seen all year. In fact, I’m pretty sure these pictures need to come with a warning label: “results not typical.” Otherwise, there’s going to be some pretty disappointed moms and dads out there. Especially the dads.
Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio showing why she’s our reigning two-time MILF of the Year (and maybe even three-time, but I can barely remember what I had breakfast, let alone back that far). See, because even though Alessandra’s just walking around LA in a pair of tight jeans, she still manages to just as smoking hot as most of her fellow models do on their bikini photoshoots. And after all these years, I still don’t know how she does it, I just hope she never stops.
See? I keep telling you guys that an endorsement from the Tuna goes a long way. Because first I name Alessandra Ambrosio our MILF of the Year for 2014, and then she lands the cover of Vogue Brazil. And I take full credit, obviously. I mean, it’s either that or the fact that she’s one of the hottest models to ever come out of the country. But who’s counting? Just shut up and enjoy the bonus dose of MILF goodness. You’re welcome, everyone.
Now that Alessandra Ambrosio‘s got the 2014 MILF of the Year title locked up, it looks like she’s going for Supermodel of the Year next with this latest super-hot beach shoot. Although I should probably remind her that this title is way more competitive, between Nina Agdal, Xenia Deli and all the other hotties I post on a regular basis. In fact, I think the only way to decide this year is by which one comes up with the best bribe. What? It’s only fair.