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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Casual Hotness

May 2nd, 2013

Because Victoria’s Secret doesn’t only make lingerie and bikinis, they also have boring regular clothes for some reason, here’s Alessandra Ambrosio mostly covered up for a photoshoot in the streets. Now obviously I wish they’d stuck with the usual Victoria’s Secret wardrobe here, but luckily Alessandra is so damn hot she could be modeling garbage bags and still cause widespread pants fires.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Hot Hipster MILF

April 22nd, 2013

So I guess I can rest easy knowing that I’ll never be a hipster, because I didn’t realize Coachella was still going on this weekend. But here’s one of my favorite MILFs Alessandra Ambrosio out teaching her kid how to become a future annoying hipster d-bag. Knowing how impressionable kids are, I was going to complain that Alessandra didn’t take her to a Victoria’s Secret convention over the weekend instead, but then I got lost in that booty peeking out of Alessandra’s shorts and all was right in the world again. What can I say? I’m easily distracted by supermodels in short shorts. It’s my Kryptonite.

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Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio And Candice Swanepoel Are Sexy Supermodel Hippies

April 15th, 2013

I’m not really a fan of music festivals. Last time I went to one, I’m pretty sure I caught some kind of fungus that started growing in between my toes. However, if there were girls that looked like Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel at the festival, I’d be willing to catch an STD. Anyway, here they are at Coachella looking like
super hot hippies.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Getting Old, But Still Hot

April 11th, 2013

It was Alessandra Ambrosio‘s birthday the other night, and apparently one of my all-time favorite MILFs is turning 32. Which I’m pretty sure is 50 in model years. I always have trouble with the conversion. Either way, I think it’s about time for Alessandra’s mid-life crisis to kick in. And ditching this dude for a certain celebrity blogger is the perfect place to start. Buying a convertible is too cliche.

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Alessandra Ambrosio And Candice Swanepoel Are Working It On Extra

March 14th, 2013

I guess Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel didn’t appreciate me calling them dinosaurs in my last Victoria’s Secret post, because here they are appearing on Extra with that lucky bastard from Saved By the Bell looking hot as ever. So I apologize, but listen, I can’t make every Victoria’s Secret model happy. I’d still be willing to try though. Start forming a line outside my bedroom door and I’ll see what I can do.

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Finally, They Got It Right!

March 13th, 2013

It finally happened! After years of complaining, Victoria’s Secret models actually showed up wearing their product to promote a new collection for once. Must be my lucky day. Because here’s hotties Candice Swanepoel, Karlie Kloss and Alessandra Ambrosio wearing bikinis for Victoria’s Secret 2013 Swim Collection. Of course, it’s not 100% perfect because Karlie’s still wearing her shirt like the fat kid at the pool. Don’t worry Karlie, go ahead and take it off. I’ll make sure the other models don’t make fun of you.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

March 12th, 2013

Every time I see new pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio at work, I have no clue how this woman could possibly be a mom, let alone have had two kids. MILF of the Year doesn’t even do her justice. The way Alessandra’s going, she’s gunning for the title of Hottest MILF of All-Time. It just blows my mind. A mom this hot should be scientifically impossible, but hey, I’m more than happy for Alessandra to keep proving me wrong.

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More Amazing Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

March 8th, 2013

Someone up there must like me, because I’ve got even more awesome Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures for you guys today. And by up there, I mean the Victoria’s Secret big shot in his private plane that keeps ordering more bikini photoshoots of Alessandra. You know, I do so much promotion for these guys, I should be on their payroll. I’d come cheap too, I’ll work for dates with supermodels. Now, let’s talk about my first paycheck…

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Adriana Lima And Alessandra Ambrosio Make A Great Pair

March 8th, 2013

Because the only thing better than one ridiculously hot Victoria’s Secret supermodel showing off her booty in leggings is two ridiculously hot Victoria’s Secret supermodels doing that same thing, here’s Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio posing together for a photoshoot. And what’s probably the best lesbian fantasy we’ve ever had on the site. Honestly, I don’t know how anyone’s going to top this, unless someone figures out a way to get three supermodels in there. Fingers crossed.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sweet Bikini Pictures

March 7th, 2013

My favorite MILF model Alessandra Ambrosio was back doing another bikini photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret, and I guess she was still in the mood after it wrapped up, because she also did some impromptu posing for the lucky paparazzi following her afterwards. And hey, if Alessandra wants to keep this thing going, she’s welcome to swing by my place. The light in my bedroom is really flattering.

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Alessandra Ambrosio In Sexy Lingerie

February 11th, 2013

So I had to put Alessandra Ambrosio on notice last time for wearing baggy sweatpants, and I’m glad to see she listened to me. Because this is definitely more like it. I still think Alessandra could be making better wardrobe choices here though. Everybody knows you don’t wear anything under a hand-bra.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Needs To MILF It Up

February 6th, 2013

Here’s our reigning MILF of the Year Alessandra Ambrosio out wearing baggy sweats, and if she wants to keep the title for another year, hopefully this doesn’t become a common occurrence. As a blogger, I consider myself something of a sweatpants expert, and even I put on real pants to go to the store. So right now, Alessandra’s just a supermodel MILF taking a day off, but if she isn’t careful, next thing we know she’ll be just another soccer mom going to Walmart.

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More Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

February 1st, 2013

As much as I liked those Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures we had earlier, there’s just no comparison when it comes to paparazzi candids versus Victoria’s Secret photoshoots. Luckily though, because it’s my site and I can do what I want, we don’t have to choose between the two. You can get both. Because what better way to end the week than with a double-dose of the reigning MILF of the Year in a bikini? So enjoy, and keep your fingers crossed there’s a lot more where these came from. A guy could get used to this.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

February 1st, 2013

Now this is exactly what I’m looking for from Alessandra Ambrosio beach pictures. No stupid kids, no husband, just Alessandra standing around in a bikini looking super hot. But even though I’m glad this MILF got her alone time, it looks like she needed a hand taking pictures of herself. Good thing this Good Samaritan paparazzi was there to help us both out.

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