I know what you fellas are thinking and if you’re thinking what I’m thinking then you should seriously get your head examined. You sick pervert. Clearly, Alessandra Ambrosio is cooling herself off and not being sexually suggestive in this photoshoot. She is a classy lady and should be treated as such.
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How do you look at these pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio and then go home and have sex with your wife or girlfriend? I swear what is the point? To me it is so depressing to even think about. It’s a good thing none of my girlfriends ever read this site or else I’d be in a lot of trouble.
I’ve been doing this site for years, and posting super-hot pictures of the super-hot Alessandra Ambrosio for almost as long, but after checking out this latest round of pictures from the Victoria’s Secret model/MILF, she’s still just as smoking hot as she was back in the day, even though she’s 37 now. And I figure at this rate, if she can keep it up, Alessandra’s hotness is going to outlast me and this site. Along with everything else in the known universe. Yow.
I don’t know how much longer Alessandra Ambrosio‘s modeling career is going to last, considering I just double-checked and she just turned 37 today (which I guess makes this post her birthday present). Anyway, I know that’s practically a dinosaur in supermodel years, but Alessandra is so damn hot, I’m sure she’s got another few years, or decades left. In fact, she’ll probably end up being Victoria’s Secret’s first GILF.
I’m not sure why Alessandra Ambrosio is thanking her fellow Victoria’s Secret Angel Lily Aldridge for this red bathing suit she’s wearing. I guess she must’ve given it to her? And if that’s the case, I think the rest of us should probably be thanking Lily too. Because Alessandra is looking downright red-hot in it. Although I’m still waiting for her to try on that see-through invisible bikini I sent her. Rude!
There’s few things better in life than pictures of a smoking hot supermodel like Alessandra Ambrosio. But
friendship pictures of a bunch of smoking hotties is one of them. So I want you guys to enjoy this latest set of pictures of Alessandra and the rest of her hot friends. I don’t think they’re all professional supermodels, but I do know they’re all super hot. And that’s good enough for me. Here’s to (hot) friends.
I’m not sure if Alessandra Ambrosio is spending all winter in her native Brazil, or if she’s just using that Victoria’s Secret money of hers to hop from beach to beach, and I don’t care. As long as she’s in a bikini and posting on Instagram, Alessandra could be at an indoor pool in St. Paul, Minnesota and still make the place seem like a tropical paradise.
Good news: Alessandra Ambrosio is back for a bonus LOVE Advent video, only this time, the video’s a whole lot better. I mean, OK, so it still looks like it was directed by somebody who forgot these videos are supposed to be about the hot models and not the stupid props or budget FX, but whatever, this time, she’s a sexy space hottie now, instead of a sexy biker. And it’s working for me. So just enjoy.
I don’t want to shock you guys here, but I’m not exactly a big geography buff. So pretty much the only things I know about Brazil are that it’s in South America, they love soccer, and their biggest export is smoking hot bikini models. So here’s Brazilian supermodel super-hottie Alessandra Ambrosio in Brazil posing with a few of her hot friends on the beach, and yeah, I think we’ll take the whole bunch. How much?
Another day, another lame LOVE Advent video. This time, it’s Alessandra Ambrosio pretending to be a sexy biker, and I just checked and it was directed by the same guy who did yesterday’s stinker, Doug Inglish. The one making the good videos is Phil Poynter. And I just don’t get it. First they let him ruin an Irina Shayk video, and now Alessandra Ambrosio’s? Who gave this guy a camera and access to hot supermodels? I could make a better video with my phone and one hand down my sweatpants.
Alessandra Ambrosio has been a total hottie for as long as I can remember (although considering I have the memory of a goldfish, maybe that’s not saying much). Anyway, point is, she’s had two kids, she’s 36 now, which is practically ancient in supermodel years, and she’s still a five-alarm pants fire. I don’t know how she does it, I just hope she’s able to keep it up.
I don’t know which 20-year-old assistant told Alessandra Ambrosio to tag this pic with the word “Basic” as some kind of prank, but it’s not funny. When you’re one of the top 10 hottest women in the world, you’re anything but basic. But hey, I guess Alessandra’s still getting used to this whole Instagram modeling thing and hasn’t figured out all the lingo yet. Or, more importantly, that you should never block half a lingerie picture with some annoying filter. That’s just Insta-hottie 101.