It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my #1 favorite MILF supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio, but luckily this new swimsuit shoot popped up and I didn’t have to call the authorities and file a missing hottie report. Mostly because according to the cops, that’s apparently not a real thing, and they threatened to arrest me if I kept wasting their time complaining about bikini pictures. So really, Alessandra totally saved the day with these. Phew. Enjoy.
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According to my sources, Alessandra Ambrosio is supposed to be modeling footwear in this latest photoshoot of hers, but to be honest, I didn’t even notice she was wearing shoes the first, second or third time I looked at these pictures. So maybe you’d say this isn’t the most successful ad campaign, but I don’t know, it’s definitely working for me and the Little Tuna. Yow!
I don’t know what supermodels have to do with music, but my mom always taught me to never look a gift horse in the mouth. And my #1 favorite MILF Alessandra Ambrosio showing up to last night’s Grammys looking this smoking hot definitely qualifies as an amazing gift. It’s just too bad that some other lucky bastard got to unwrap it at the end of the night. Still, enjoy!
Apparently it’s Alessandra Ambrosio‘s turn to do one of these boring LOVE Magazine advent shoots now, and don’t worry, I’ve got the video for you below. Although if you ask me, it’s sort of a waste of this MILF’s talents. I mean, if she’s willing to do softcore porn like this, why not just go all in and film that sex tape I’ve been bugging her about for years? It would’ve been the best Christmas gift she ever could’ve given us.
I’m not sure what Alessandra Ambrosio went on Extra to promote here (and I’m way too lazy to look it up). But as far as I know, she doesn’t have any new projects coming up, unless we’re talking more bikini photoshoots. Still, I’ll take any excuse to get more pictures of my all-time favorite MILF, especially when she’s looking this good and leggy. So here’s hoping Alessandra sticks around all week as a guest host or guest hottie, or whatever they want to call her. …I know, I don’t get why no one’s made me a TV producer yet either. Clearly I’m a natural.
I’ve got some big news, turns out the #1 hottest MILF of all-time and our reigning MILF of the Year Alessandra Ambrosio made the cover of Maxim‘s December issue. And as you can see, she did most of the photoshoot modeling my favorite outfit of hers: her birthday suit. But more importantly, apparently Maxim‘s able to show bare butts now. If you ask me, this calls for a celebration. But apparently I’m banned from shooting off pants fireworks in Starbucks. Those prudes.
In case you weren’t sure why Alessandra Ambrosio here has been my MILF of the Year for three years running, first off, I think you should probably make an appointment to get your eyes checked. And second, just take a look at this latest beach photoshoot of hers. See, while some moms out there are taking their kids to school (boo) or spending quality time with the family (who needs it?), Alessandra understands what’s truly important in life: posing in bikinis for perverts like you and me. Looks like we’re making it four years in a row. Congrats Alessandra!
Now that her big Halloween party is over, look like our #1 favorite MILF Alessandra Ambrosio is back to her usual mom routine. Only with Alessandra, that’s actually the good news. Because instead of picking the kids up from soccer practice or something boring like that, her usual involves walking around in leggings for the paps. Which means it’s time for me to get back to my weekly routine too: drooling all over my keyboard until I get kicked out of another Starbucks. Enjoy.
Here’s one of the best things I saw all weekend: instead of taking her little brats trick-or-treating or something lame like that, the world’s hottest MILF Alessandra Ambrosio got dressed up like a sexy devil and hosted her own Halloween party. Now that’s a woman who’s got her priorities in order. Take note, moms.
Here’s the world’s hottest MILF supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio showing off her new swimwear line, ále by Alessandra, in a killer new bikini photoshoot. If you ask me though, these pictures should come with a warning or something: “Results not typical.” Because otherwise, there’s going to be a whole lot of disappointed husbands and boyfriends out there. So spare yourself the letdown and just enjoy these instead. It’s cheaper too.
Alessandra Ambrosio, aka the world’s hottest MILF, showed up at amfAR’s Milan Fashion Week Gala over the weekend, taking a well-deserved break from the #1 most important thing in her life. And no, I don’t mean taking care of her little brats. What kind of a sicko do you think I am? I meant showing up at the beach in a bikini. I know it’s not always an easy job, but trust me, it’s extremely rewarding. For me and the Little Tuna, at least.
Here is Alessandra Ambrosio and her hot friends at the “Unitas Gala Against Sex Trafficking” event and speaking of sex trafficking I could make a fortune if I was able to pimp out these chicks. Now before you ladies get upset with that comment just remember Victoria’s Secret does it. So what if they do it legally. What’s the difference?
Here’s my #1 favorite MILF of all-time Alessandra Ambrosio putting on a grade-A bikini show in Greece. And some of you might be wondering how I know for sure it’s Alessandra, considering you can barely see her face under that giant hat, but I’d recognize that perfect supermodel booty anywhere. It’s burned into my brain from all those hours spent with my nose an inch away from my computer screen. See Mom? I always knew that’d pay off eventually.