I’ve always said that there’s no better way to end another long work week than with pictures of smoking hot supermodels wearing as little clothing as possible. So here’s Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell and Alessandra Ambrosio getting naked for a few “artsy” black-and-white shots for Mariano Vivanco. Supposedly, it’s part of some new photography book he’s releasing called “Portraits Nudes Flowers.” And I’ve never been a big reader, but I might have to make an exception for this one.
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Here’s my all-time favorite supermodel/MILF Alessandra Ambrosio at something called the Global Gift Gala in Spain giving us all the gift of her perfect MILF cleavage. And it’s just what I always wanted. How’d she know? Oh right, probably because I ask for more of it at least once a week. Either way, it’s much appreciated. So enjoy.
I guess Alessandra Ambrosio was actually listening when I said that she needed to spice things up. Because it can’t just be a coincidence that she all of a sudden decided to take a bikini vacation, right?Anyway, I guess I don’t really care why my #1 favorite MILF’s back in a bikini again, I’m just glad that she is. Not to mention that she brought her fellow smoking hot supermodel Ana Beatriz Barros along with her instead of just her kid.
Don’t get me wrong, I love Alessandra Ambrosio as much as the next pervert with a working set of eyes. But here she is barely trying during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Berlin, and if Alessandra wants to stay my MILF of the Year for the fifth year running, I’m going to need a little more effort than this. Like, say, another wardrobe malfunction, or topless photoshoot, or even just a trip to the beach with the paparazzi and their zoom lenses. I really don’t think I’m asking for too much here.
I guess Alessandra Ambrosio must’ve heard me when I said that Jessica Alba was making a serious push for 2016 MILF of the Year status… Because between the ridiculously hot cleavage and leg shows she put on at this amfAR fundraiser event in Cannes, these pictures officially settle the debate: Alessandra’s not just the #1 MILF of the year, she’s the hottest MILF of all-time. Yow.
If there’s any better combination of words in the English language than “Alessandra Ambrosio nip slip,” I haven’t found it yet. And that’s exactly what I’ve got for you guys today after the world’s hottest MILF happened to have a wardrobe malfunction during her latest photoshoot. We’re just lucky the paps were there to catch the whole thing. Enjoy.
It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my #1 favorite MILF supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio, but luckily this new swimsuit shoot popped up and I didn’t have to call the authorities and file a missing hottie report. Mostly because according to the cops, that’s apparently not a real thing, and they threatened to arrest me if I kept wasting their time complaining about bikini pictures. So really, Alessandra totally saved the day with these. Phew. Enjoy.
According to my sources, Alessandra Ambrosio is supposed to be modeling footwear in this latest photoshoot of hers, but to be honest, I didn’t even notice she was wearing shoes the first, second or third time I looked at these pictures. So maybe you’d say this isn’t the most successful ad campaign, but I don’t know, it’s definitely working for me and the Little Tuna. Yow!
I don’t know what supermodels have to do with music, but my mom always taught me to never look a gift horse in the mouth. And my #1 favorite MILF Alessandra Ambrosio showing up to last night’s Grammys looking this smoking hot definitely qualifies as an amazing gift. It’s just too bad that some other lucky bastard got to unwrap it at the end of the night. Still, enjoy!
Apparently it’s Alessandra Ambrosio‘s turn to do one of these boring LOVE Magazine advent shoots now, and don’t worry, I’ve got the video for you below. Although if you ask me, it’s sort of a waste of this MILF’s talents. I mean, if she’s willing to do softcore porn like this, why not just go all in and film that sex tape I’ve been bugging her about for years? It would’ve been the best Christmas gift she ever could’ve given us.
I’m not sure what Alessandra Ambrosio went on Extra to promote here (and I’m way too lazy to look it up). But as far as I know, she doesn’t have any new projects coming up, unless we’re talking more bikini photoshoots. Still, I’ll take any excuse to get more pictures of my all-time favorite MILF, especially when she’s looking this good and leggy. So here’s hoping Alessandra sticks around all week as a guest host or guest hottie, or whatever they want to call her. …I know, I don’t get why no one’s made me a TV producer yet either. Clearly I’m a natural.
I’ve got some big news, turns out the #1 hottest MILF of all-time and our reigning MILF of the Year Alessandra Ambrosio made the cover of Maxim‘s December issue. And as you can see, she did most of the photoshoot modeling my favorite outfit of hers: her birthday suit. But more importantly, apparently Maxim‘s able to show bare butts now. If you ask me, this calls for a celebration. But apparently I’m banned from shooting off pants fireworks in Starbucks. Those prudes.
In case you weren’t sure why Alessandra Ambrosio here has been my MILF of the Year for three years running, first off, I think you should probably make an appointment to get your eyes checked. And second, just take a look at this latest beach photoshoot of hers. See, while some moms out there are taking their kids to school (boo) or spending quality time with the family (who needs it?), Alessandra understands what’s truly important in life: posing in bikinis for perverts like you and me. Looks like we’re making it four years in a row. Congrats Alessandra!
Now that her big Halloween party is over, look like our #1 favorite MILF Alessandra Ambrosio is back to her usual mom routine. Only with Alessandra, that’s actually the good news. Because instead of picking the kids up from soccer practice or something boring like that, her usual involves walking around in leggings for the paps. Which means it’s time for me to get back to my weekly routine too: drooling all over my keyboard until I get kicked out of another Starbucks. Enjoy.