Here’s the world’s hottest MILF supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio showing off her new swimwear line, ále by Alessandra, in a killer new bikini photoshoot. If you ask me though, these pictures should come with a warning or something: “Results not typical.” Because otherwise, there’s going to be a whole lot of disappointed husbands and boyfriends out there. So spare yourself the letdown and just enjoy these instead. It’s cheaper too.
CELEBRITIES > Alessandra Ambrosio
Alessandra Ambrosio, aka the world’s hottest MILF, showed up at amfAR’s Milan Fashion Week Gala over the weekend, taking a well-deserved break from the #1 most important thing in her life. And no, I don’t mean taking care of her little brats. What kind of a sicko do you think I am? I meant showing up at the beach in a bikini. I know it’s not always an easy job, but trust me, it’s extremely rewarding. For me and the Little Tuna, at least.
Here is Alessandra Ambrosio and her hot friends at the “Unitas Gala Against Sex Trafficking” event and speaking of sex trafficking I could make a fortune if I was able to pimp out these chicks. Now before you ladies get upset with that comment just remember Victoria’s Secret does it. So what if they do it legally. What’s the difference?
Here’s my #1 favorite MILF of all-time Alessandra Ambrosio putting on a grade-A bikini show in Greece. And some of you might be wondering how I know for sure it’s Alessandra, considering you can barely see her face under that giant hat, but I’d recognize that perfect supermodel booty anywhere. It’s burned into my brain from all those hours spent with my nose an inch away from my computer screen. See Mom? I always knew that’d pay off eventually.
OK, so I know it’s not another topless photoshoot, but there’s still a lot to like about these pictures of my #1 MILF Alessandra Ambrosio out running errands — namely that she looks just as smoking hot as ever and that there aren’t any little brats tagging along to distract from that. I’ve always said it’s important for hot MILFs to get some quality me time. And by me time, I’m talking about time with yours truly, obviously. Luckily, I never have plans. Call me, ladies!
Just in case any of you degenerates out there are still wondering why I’m always calling Alessandra Ambrosio the greatest MILF of all-time, first, you should probably go in for an MRI to make sure your brain is functioning properly, and second, you need to check out this latest photoshoot of Alessandra’s. Because somehow she managed to make a shoot for mom jeans hands-down one of the hottest things I’ve seen all year. In fact, I’m pretty sure these pictures need to come with a warning label: “results not typical.” Otherwise, there’s going to be some pretty disappointed moms and dads out there. Especially the dads.
Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio showing why she’s our reigning two-time MILF of the Year (and maybe even three-time, but I can barely remember what I had breakfast, let alone back that far). See, because even though Alessandra’s just walking around LA in a pair of tight jeans, she still manages to just as smoking hot as most of her fellow models do on their bikini photoshoots. And after all these years, I still don’t know how she does it, I just hope she never stops.
See? I keep telling you guys that an endorsement from the Tuna goes a long way. Because first I name Alessandra Ambrosio our MILF of the Year for 2014, and then she lands the cover of Vogue Brazil. And I take full credit, obviously. I mean, it’s either that or the fact that she’s one of the hottest models to ever come out of the country. But who’s counting? Just shut up and enjoy the bonus dose of MILF goodness. You’re welcome, everyone.
Now that Alessandra Ambrosio‘s got the 2014 MILF of the Year title locked up, it looks like she’s going for Supermodel of the Year next with this latest super-hot beach shoot. Although I should probably remind her that this title is way more competitive, between Nina Agdal, Xenia Deli and all the other hotties I post on a regular basis. In fact, I think the only way to decide this year is by which one comes up with the best bribe. What? It’s only fair.
Whatever you do, nobody tell Alessandra Ambrosio that she’s already got the 2014 MILF of the Year title all locked up. Because I’d hate to see her coast with mom jeans and oversized sweaters the rest of the way. Especially when she’s still delivering red carpet hotness like this at the 19th annual ACRIA Holiday Dinner in New York. Although if Alessandra keeps this up much longer, I’m going to have to ask for a new pair of sweatpants for Christmas. Yow.
Alessandra Ambrosio and Behati Prinsloo both showed up to put on leg shows on Extra the other day, and the only way the resulting lesbian fantasy could’ve gotten any better is if Maria Menounous was still hosting the show instead of that lucky bastard from Saved By the Bell. Or if Alessandra and Behati were both wearing lingerie and having an on-air pillow fight. I’d also add if yours truly had been the Tuna in this supermodel sandwich, but I’m trying to keep my fantasies a little more realistic these days.
After that epic cleavage she dropped at the Latin Grammys, Alessandra Ambrosio got back to basics today with some good old-fashioned leggings shots. And somehow my favorite MILF managed to look just as smoking hot leaving the gym in spandex as she does all cleaned up for a big, fancy event. So I think we might as well call what we’ve known for months now: that Alessandra is clearly the MILF of the Year once again. Because I’m sorry, but I just don’t see how anybody’s topping this. That said, to all you MILFs out there, please don’t stop trying.
Oh man. Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio dropping some serious cleavage (along with my jaw) at the 15th annual Latin Grammy Awards. And see, this is why Alessandra is the hands-down favorite to take home MILF of the Year for like the fifth year in a row, and why we should probably just get it over with and start calling her the hottest MILF of all-time from now. Anyway, I would’ve said that these pictures dropped my pants too, but those prudes in Starbucks already warned me once this week.