I don’t really have a good reason to post these pictures of Penelope Cruz promoting her new Pirates Of The Caribbean movie in Madrid the other day, she’s not giving me a look at any cleavage or anything. She’s actually covering up all the good parts with a weird jumpsuit. What kind of adult wears a jumpsuit? What a let down. I guess I’m just going to have to look at her face and her beautiful eyes. I kinda like it. It normally costs extra to look the girls in the eye.