I don’t really have a good reason to post these pictures of Penelope Cruz promoting her new Pirates Of The Caribbean movie in Madrid the other day, she’s not giving me a look at any cleavage or anything. She’s actually covering up all the good parts with a weird jumpsuit. What kind of adult wears a jumpsuit? What a let down. I guess I’m just going to have to look at her face and her beautiful eyes. I kinda like it. It normally costs extra to look the girls in the eye.

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I’m not one to encourage women to have children, those little punks really know how to ruin a chick’s body, but have got to say that if for some reason they do squeeze out a little pisspant the upside is definitely their big new mom breasts. Here’s >Penelope Cruz out the other day showing off her massive mommy jugs. I would be willing to pay alot of money to get my hands on those things, that kid is one lucky son of a bitch. Enjoy it while you can.

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Here's Penelope Cruz looking all hot and bothered at some photocall for the movie Nine the other day. She's saucy, I love her. Look at the way she bites her lip, like she just thought back to the experimenting she did with a sorority sister while traveling through Europe one summer during her college years. I wish I could go back in time and be a fly on that wall. Can flies get boners? Cause this fly certainly would. Enjoy. more pictures of Penelope Cruz here     Related Articles: Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures Penelope Cruz's Hot Sister Monica In A Bikini Penelope Cruz's Breasts Look Much Bigger! Penelope Cruz's Sister Is Hot! Photos:Bauer-Griffin

Here's Penelope Cruz at the premiere of Nine the other night looking hot in red. She hasn't been looking the same lately, still hot but somethings a little different. I think she's had a little to much exposure to the Javier Barden, I hear that can do strange things to woman and goats. I think she needs to come to my mother's basement for a little detox. I'm very thorough. more pictures of Penelope Cruz here     Related Articles: Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures Penelope Cruz's Hot Sister Monica In A Bikini Penelope Cruz's Breasts Look Much Bigger! Penelope Cruz's Sister Is Hot! Photos: WENN.com, Flynet

Here's Penelope Cruz at the London premiere of Nine last night looking spectacular, as always, showing off some sweet Spanish cleavage. I love this woman. I want her to yell obscenities at my in Spanish while she slaps me around with a stocking filled with tangy lime Jell-o. Don't get all worked up, I hear this is a very common practice in Spain, everyone does it. I'm just kidding, it gives me a boner. What can I say?     Related Articles: Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures Penelope Cruz's Hot Sister Monica In A Bikini Penelope Cruz's Breasts Look Much Bigger! Penelope Cruz's Sister Is Hot! Photos: WENN.com

Here's Penelope Cruz walking through a parking lot the other day. I know, pretty boring right? And yet she somehow manages to make the whole thing look sexy, like she's walking down the catwalk. It may just be my imagination but her boobs look like they've gotten bigger. I have to be imagining things, next she'll become even more beautiful and interested in throwing herself at the first celebrity blogger that comes her way. Call me.       Related Articles: Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures Penelope Cruz's Hot Sister Monica In A Bikini Penelope Cruz Brings Out The Heavy Artillery Penelope Cruz's Sister Is Hot! Photos: SplashNewsOnline

Here's Penelope Cruz outside the Late Night With David Letterman studios yesterday showing us that she may have been out of the spotlight since winning her Academy Award, but she hasn't lost a beat when it comes to hotness. The girl is just too naturally sexy for her own good. I haven't lost a beat for at least twenty minutes when it comes to looking at her boobs in that dress... Get it? Gross, I know. more pictures of Penelope Cruz here     Related Articles: Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures Penelope Cruz's Hot Sister Monica In A Bikini Penelope Cruz Brings Out The Heavy Artillery Penelope Cruz's Sister Is Hot! Photos: WENN.com, Flynet

Penelope Cruz is filming a new movie “Nine” and from the looks of this shot, I’m proud of the direction she is taking her film career in. And speaking of directions, I think we all know which direction we would like to take... Related Articles: Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures Penelope Cruz's Hot Sister Monica In A Bikini Penelope Cruz Brings Out The Heavy Artillery Penelope Cruz's Sister Is Hot! Photos: Bauer-Griffin

This is a tough one, both Monica and Penelope Cruz are hot as hell so putting them up against each other in this battle of the hot sisters breaks my heart. Penelope has been looking good for years and the two of us have a connection, she doesn't know about it but we do. But I think that Monica would be more fun, she's got something to prove, she'd be more eager to please. I'm calling this one a tie, if the sisters really need a winner we can all get together and they can each plead their case to me in my hottub. Related Articles: Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures Penelope Cruz's Hot Sister Monica In A Bikini Penelope Cruz Brings Out The Heavy Artillery Penelope Cruz's Sister Is Hot! Photos: Flynet