I’m not gonna lie, I’ve been worried about Hayden Panettiere ever since my favorite little person went and did something completely reckless and selfish — aka having a kid with that Russian giant. And it looks like I was right to be concerned, because here she is out in New York looking mighty thick and eating at Subway. That’s just not right… But the good news is, it’s not too late to turn it around. 30-45 seconds of cardio a day with yours truly and we’ll get Hayden back to her normal tiny size in no time. Or at the very least, ruin her appetite. Call me!