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Hayden Panettiere Is Looking Mighty Tasty

May 15th, 2013

Here’s everyone’s favorite little person Hayden Panettiere showing off her little cleavage at Entertainment Weekly and ABC’s Upfronts party — yet another fancy celebrity party I wasn’t invited to. That was probably a smart move though. Knowing me, I would’ve spent half the party trying to play peekaboob with Hayden, and the other half asking if she’d let me pick her up. I know short people love that.

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Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pictures

May 13th, 2013

Here’s my favorite little midget Hayden Panettiere showing off her cute body in bikini while vacationing in Miami. As you all know Hayden recently got engaged so it’s only a matter of time before she starts having kids and ruining that tight physique. That said, enjoy the hotness while it lasts.

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Hayden Panettiere’s Got Her Period!

April 26th, 2013

In case you needed any more convincing that Vine is stupid, here you go. Because this is what you get: a really “funny” six-second video of an angry Hayden Panettiere on her period. Just great. So keep up the good work, guys. I see a bright future for you making awful Internet videos that nobody will watch. Your family must be so proud.

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Hayden Panettiere’s “Ultimate Swimsuit Issue”

April 3rd, 2013

After Monday’s bikini pictures, we’ve got even more Hayden Panettiere goodness today, this time from Glamour. The cover says it’s their “Ultimate Swimsuit Issue,” but that’s gotta be a typo. Don’t get me wrong, these pictures of Hayden are great, but my ultimate swimsuit issue would include a couple more models sharing a lot fewer swimsuits. I guess these women’s mags don’t understand men as much as they claim to.

Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pictures For Easter Monday

April 1st, 2013

Finally, Hayden Panettiere has answered my prayers and decided to show off her new funbags while celebrating the resurrection of Christ in Miami this weekend. Speaking of resurrections, I’m celebrating the resurrection of my man bone while enjoying these Hayden bikini pictures. I must say, the doctor who did the work on her chesticles did a wonderful job. Amen!

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Hayden Panettiere Still Hasn’t Been Crushed

March 25th, 2013

So I didn’t realize that my favorite little person Hayden Panettiere was still dating heavyweight boxer and certified giant Wladimir Klitschko, but the two of them were seen at the Miami Heat game together the other day, so I guess he hasn’t accidentally crushed her yet. It’s just a matter of time though. So in order to keep Hayden safe, she’s more than welcome to crash at my place. I may not be as tall as this dude, but I’m big where it counts: in the bedroom. I just got my California king bed delivered.

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Hayden Panettiere Gets A Little Boost

March 11th, 2013

Here’s everyone’s favorite little person Hayden Panettiere at PaleyFest for some event honoring her show Nashville. Now, I’m guessing she wore those big shoes to help make up for what she lacks in height, but that’s a rookie move. Hayden should’ve just brought out the cleavage instead. Everyone knows that makes you look much taller. It always helps me grow a few inches at least.

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I Want To Play With Hayden Panettiere’s Puppies

February 20th, 2013

Huh, I never knew that my favorite little person Hayden Panettiere was a dog lover, but now that I do, it changes my whole perception of her. I might even stop making fun of her for being so short… Nah. Anyway, I think me and Hayden should set up a play date for our dogs to get to know each other. I’d love to take her to the dog park and play with those puppies. We’ll just have to get someone else to watch the dogs.

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Hayden Panettiere Wins Best New Funbags!

January 14th, 2013

Everyone’s favorite little person and one of our Top Ten Babes of 2012 Hayden Panettiere continued to show why she deserved a spot on the list by dropping some of her new and improved cleavage at the Golden Globes last night. I didn’t really watch the telecast, so I don’t know how it played out — did Hayden win for Best New Funbags? If not, I’m demanding a recount. And I want to personally oversee the results.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2012 – #9 Hayden Panettiere

January 3rd, 2013

Hayden Panettiere

Our favorite little midget Hayden Panettiere earned a spot in our Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2012 list because not only does she have a new hit show Nashville, she has a new set of fabulous funbags. I believe this was Hayden’s best career move yet, and I can’t wait for the day she exposes them for all of us to see.

Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2012

10- Micaela Schaefer
9- Hayden Panettiere

Hayden Panettiere 2012 Recap

Hayden Panettiere Is A Sexy Vampire

December 19th, 2012

As far as I can tell, this shoot is for Chain Gang LA, which is apparently Hayden Panettiere‘s hipster jewelry company. But that still doesn’t explain why she’s wearing those dumb vampire teeth. When you’ve got Hayden in a bikini in a bathtub, there’s no need for any gimmicks. It just draws the attention away from the more important stuff — like what’s hanging below Hayden’s neck. And I’m not talking about any lame necklaces.

Hayden Panettiere Busts Out In A Bikini For Esquire

December 12th, 2012

Man, everybody’s favorite midget Hayden Panettiere is really making a serious comeback these days. It seems like she’s everywhere. And now here she is showing off the goods in Esquire. There’s even video of her telling a “funny” joke, or something like that. I didn’t laugh, but that’s only because my mother always told me it wasn’t polite to laugh at little people.

Hayden Panettiere’s Fake Boobs Are Popping Out Of Nashville

December 3rd, 2012

Finally, we get a better look at Hayden Panettiere‘s new funbags. Here are some screencaps from the TV series Nashville and if there are still any doubters out there that don’t believe Hayden had her breasts enhanced, here is proof. Anyway, I really have to start watching this show. Hayden’s talents are busting through big time!

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Hayden Panettiere Keeps Covering Up Her New Bongos

November 19th, 2012

So Hayden Panettiere showed up to the 40th Anniversary American Music Awards the other night, and that must’ve been a little awkward. I wonder if anyone told her that she’s not actually a country music star, she just plays one on TV. Oh well. If Hayden wants, she’s more than welcome to come over to my place and pretend to be a musician. I’m sure we could make some beautiful music together. I know I’d love to get my hands on those new bongos of hers.

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