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Just In! Kimberly Stewart’s Sister Ruby Is Hot!

July 30th, 2007

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If you needed a reason to like Kimberly Stewart, I’ve finally found one. She has a hot sister and her name is Ruby. I didn’t know it was even possible for the Stewart gene pool to produce such a beautiful specimen but today I was proved wrong. I mean, between Kim and her brother Sean, who would have thought? Anyway, let’s hope this new discovery puts an end to what little celebrity Kim has and gives it all to Ruby. A new Hollywood Tuna sweetheart!

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Kimberly Stewart Is Not The Sexiest Spectacle Wearer

April 16th, 2007

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Kimberly Stewart shows her Hot Legs – and her great shape in designer undies. In fact, she could belt out her dad Rod’s hit, Do Ya Think I’m Sexy. The 27-year-old was launching Specsavers annual awards to find the UK’s sexiest spectacles wearers.
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So some European optician chain called Specsavers has hired Kimberly Stewart to be the face for their company, and promote this contest. I guess Paris Hilton was unavailable? Actually I could run down a list of every B-list bimbo known to man, and I’d have to guess that none of them could take the gig either. Why else would you hire an unknown party girl such as Kim to promote your crap unless she was the only one who applied? As you can tell, I don’t really appreciate a complete nobody (she doesn’t act, doesn’t sing, doesn’t have sex tapes, doesn’t get naked, doesn’t get into catfights, doesn’t crash her car) getting paid to promote something. It’s like seeing the Hollywood Tuna seal of approval on a package of baby diapers. Completely useless.

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April 11th, 2007

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I guess FHM has officially run out of hot women to feature in their magazine. Well what else am I supposed to think when I open it up and find Kimberly Stewart and her bird face staring back at me?? Fine, I’ll admit she does look a tad better than usual in these pics, and by better of course I mean she looks like a high mileage German porn queen, who’s seen more penis than a Chinese urinal. Sadly, I’d still date her.

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WTF!!! Kimberly Stewart: World’s Most Eligible Bachelorette!?

February 27th, 2007

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Kimberly Stewart has been voted the world’s most eligible bachelorette by FHM magazine. The 27-year-old blonde, the daughter of rocker Rod Stewart, topped the poll voted for by FHM magazine readers. The leggy hell raiser saw off stiff competition from former ‘Baywatch’ babe Carmen Electra, who came second, and Britain’s Princess Beatrice, 18, who claimed third position.
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Either the readers of FHM have terrible taste in women, or Rod Stewart is getting so sick of Kimberly Stewart lounging around the house all day long doing nothing, that he paid to have her on top of this bogus list to help find her a man. These are the only two scenarios that could explain how Kimberly could come in at #1.

The survey was based on wealth as well as looks, which could explain why Jenna and Barbara Bush, the 25-year-old twin daughters of US President George W. Bush, polled in 17th and 18th place respectively.

Ok I’ll admit the Kim is rich, but strikes out big time in the looks department! Don’t believe me? Have a look at this, this and this. The only list she should be topping is the one which ranks celebs most likely to be mistaken for scarecrows. Anyway, at least Carmen Electra came in second, so here’s some of her hotness to clear Kim from your memory banks.

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