Forget that lame 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. If you guys want to see what a real supermodel looks like, here’s a reminder: I just found this classic 1988 shoot from Cindy Crawford. And I know a lot of you are probably too young to remember, but back in the day, famous supermodels were actual models, not just fake Instagram ones. So enjoy the Thursday throwback. Because if you ask me, this is still the hottest thing I’ve seen in years.
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According to my sources, Cindy Crawford turned 50 earlier this year, which is well past retirement age for any normal supermodel. But Cindy’s no normal supermodel. She still looks better at 50 than most Instagram wannabes half her age. And it looks like she passed her good genes onto her daughter Kaia Gerber too. But just be careful, because apparently Kaia’s only 14. I guess not looking your age just runs in the family.
I don’t know how much longer Cindy Crawford can keep this up, but my former favorite supermodel of all-time is still looking pretty damn good as she inches closer to 50 and becoming Hollywood Tuna’s first official GILF. Anyway, here she is hosting something called the VIP OMEGA dinner, and I’m sure I’m not the only one who was a little disappointed that Cindy’s ageless cleavage wasn’t on the menu. Because I’m willing to bet it’s still mighty tasty.
I don’t know how Cindy Crawford still looks just as hot these days as she used to back when I was just a little Tuna drooling over her in Sports Illustrated, but I’m loving it. It’s like some kind of genetic miracle or something. And I really hope the future ex-Mrs. Tuna can look half this good at Cindy’s age. Not because we’ll still be together, that’s crazy talk, but because hopefully then I’ll be able to find someone else to pay her alimony. Fingers crossed.
There’s no way Cindy Crawford should still look this hot at 48, it’s like some kind of genetic miracle or something, but right now this Omega Watches shoot is really taking me back to all those great afternoons spent locked in the bathroom enjoying Cindy’s pictures. Ah, the good old days. Although I guess it’s nice to see that not too much has changed all these years later. For either of us.
Sorry guys, I think these might be some of the most disappointing bikini pictures ever. Not only is Cindy Crawford with that lucky bastard husband of hers, but she’s also pretty covered up, and they’re crummy quality. Somebody get this pap a new telephoto lens. Anyway, hope I didn’t ruin Christmas. But if you block out the dude and focus on the cleavage, you should still be able to enjoy them. Which is at least more than you can say about that XL itchy sweater your aunt got you.
I know Cindy Crawford isn’t quite what she used to be, but c’mon, she’s 47 and still looks amazing. I think I finally understand what people mean when they say somebody’s aging gracefully — that cleavage of hers doesn’t look a day over 25. Anyway, here’s Cindy proving she’s still got it at the Great Gatsby premiere at Cannes. So enjoy, for nostalgia’s sake.
I know that Cindy Crawford‘s getting up there these days, but somehow she’s still looking just as hot as ever. Here she is out for a bike ride with her family and, more importantly, a nice tight pair of leggings. So go ahead and be jealous of that lucky bastard she calls a husband all you want. Personally, I’m way more jealous of that bicycle seat right now.
These are the most disappointing bikini pictures ever taken! Here are Stacy Keibler and Cindy Crawford in their bikinis on vacation together and these are the shots the Paps managed to get? I’m going to cry myself to sleep tonight. Such a shame!
Some women just seem to keep getting better with age, and Cindy Crawford is definitely one of them. Here she is just out walking around, and giving us a nice view of her lower half in some tight jeans. It’s like looking at the legs that time forgot. For all you ladies out there wondering what Cindy’s secret is, I heard it’s her daily regime of hooking up with a blogger. So if you want to try this new miracle anti-aging trick for yourself, just email me, I’m currently accepting new patients.
In the mood for some supermodel ice-cream lickage? Here is Cindy Crawford spending time with her family at the Malibu Chili Cook-off while giving hot oral to the luckiest cone ever. What I’d do to trade places… Speaking of hot chicks and ice-cream, you should check out the sexiest ice-cream lady ever over here. And if you’re ever in Miami, tell her I say hi.
It’s that time of year again when I get sloppy hammered at all kinds of Christmas parties and celebrity hotties all head south for a sexy holiday beach vacations. I love it. Here’s former supermodel Cindy Crawford hitting the sunny sands in her well hidden bikini. She obviously still looks pretty hot so I don’t know why she’s so covered up, I guess at her age she’s afraid of those sun wrinkles I see advertised all the time during Jeopardy. What a shame.
I always find it amazing how some women just seem to age better than others. Here’s Cindy Crawford showing all you older birds out there how it’s done. I don’t really know how old she actually is, I mean as far as supermodels go, she’s older than god, but she still looks amazing. I wouldn’t mind a little over the sweater action… you know, for nostalgia. Call me.
I know, I know enough with the stupid puppy jokes, but to be fair technically Cindy Crawford and Joanna Krupa really are showing off their puppies this time. Sadly not the good kind that we were all hoping for, but I’m a dog owner and I’m a sucker for hot chicks with dogs so tough luck. Besides any time you get pictures of these two hotties together, it can’t be all that bad. Now show us your puppies…. You know which ones I’m talking about. Nice try.