I had to post this for you guys before I finished off the day. Here’s Mila Kunis looking drop dead sexy in the pages of GQ magazine. You’re welcome. Honestly, can it get any better than shots of Mila sipping a frappuccino in her underwear and a see through top? I’ve never wanted to be a giant inflatable rubber ducky more in my life than I do right now. Lucky son of a bitch!!!
CELEBRITIES > Mila Kunis
In case any of you care, the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards were held last night and someone thought it would be a good idea to invite Mila Kunis along for the ride. I conquer. She’s always been one of my favorite hotties so I may be a little biased, but I think she should be invited to everything. Like my half birthday party I’m having this weekend, it’s a hut tub party so she should probably wear her bikini bottoms… Tops are optional. RSVP.
This is what I like to see, Mila Kunis lounging around in short shorts looking sexy. Obviously these are from some fashion photoshoot, but for the sake of this post I’m going to say that these are shots she took of herself in her apartment and emailed them to me because we’re in love. Next time I want a shot from her cell phone of her in front of her bathroom mirror wearing nothing but her birthday suit. It could happen.
Here are Mila Kunis and Jennifer Lawrence hanging out in their sexy dresses while they get all up in each other business…. In a sexy way of course. I’m not sure who this Jennifer chick is, but Mila is definitely the winner in this hottie head to head. It’s possible that I’ve had a thing for her for quite some time now and might be a little biased, but I can’t help myself, the girl is just hot.
Here’s Mila Kunis looking as hot as ever as she stepped out in New York City last night for Cosmopolitan Magazine’s Fun Fearless Males Of 2011 event. I don’t know what that is, but how come I wasn’t nominated for one of these things? Russel Brand was, what the hell? I’m fun and fearless, at least when it comes to blogging about hot chicks like Mila making my pants tight. That should count for something. Anyhow, who needs awards when I get to sit around in my undies and look at hotties all day? I hope Charlie Sheen considers that winning… Because I don’t.
I had to post these pictures of Mila Kunis, she was the hottest woman at the Academy Awards last night. At least I think she was, I fell asleep a half a dozen times so I can’t be sure. Booze and a slow moving awards show is not a good combination. Anyhow, I’m not all that into fashion, but any dress that shows off this much cleavage is alright with me. She’s not exactly overflowing in the chesticle department, but I’ll take it.
Here’s Mila Kunis at some Hollywood Reporter party last night looking sexy in her little red dress. I love her bitchy looks, it’s hot and a little scary at the same time. I’m not saying that she’s actually a bitch, although that kid from Home Alone might disagree, but I feel like I’m being scolded for not putting the toilet seat down or sleeping with her sister that one time. I love it.
Here’s Mila Kunis looking absolutely amazing walking the streets the other day in her tight jeans and sexy boots. Her face looks a little bloated, like mine does after a night of a dozen gin and tonics, but I can look passed it because that body is so tight. She’s so hot she even the mannequin in the red undies has got a semi. Lucky bastard. I bet he tells all his other mannequin friends he banged her. I would.
I honestly couldn’t help myself from posting these pictures of Mila Kunis doing absolutely nothing the other day in her boring sweater, I tried, but she’s just too cute that I couldn’t do it. I guess I’ve got some sort of Mila Kunis addiction, I can’t help myself, I can’t get enough of her. I’m like one of those fat chicks on those weight loss reality shows who can’t stop eating baked potatoes covered in marshmallows. I’m not going to have a massive heart attack or anything, but I may get carpel tunnel syndrome.
In case any of you are interested, the Screen Actor’s Guild awards were held last night, I don’t care either, but Mila Kunis was invited so it couldn’t have been all that bad. Here she is looking sexy on the red carpet in her classy evening gown. When I die I’d like to be reincarnated as a red carpet so that I can just lie there and look up all these Hollywood hotties dresses all day. I know that sounds perverted, but that’s life. With my luck I’d probably come back as a red carpet at a strip club and constantly be covered in disgusting stripper fluids. If I could have a few drinks I guess it wouldn’t be all that bad.
Jesus Mila Kunis is sexy! I assume you guys already knew that, but wow! I don’t know where this sexy bikini picture is from, but I know where it’s going… Into the tub with me for my afternoon bubble bath, that’s where it’s going. I’ll bring the box of wine. I can’t read any of the gibberish in the article, but I’m hoping that it says something about how this look is going to be the new look for summer and that all you hot chicks out there should rush out and buy a matching leather jacket and bikini combo. I can’t wait.
No really, Mila Kunis is smoking. I wish I was referring to her being smoking hot, but I’m not, unless you think lung cancer is sexy, I’m referring to the fact that she’s having a smoke break with some douche. Lame. I shouldn’t be so hard on the gril, she’s probably just stressed out, she’s a young sexy millionaire, she’s hot as hell, and she gets to play dress up all day for work. Poor thing. Not to mention that her relationship with that kid from Home Alone just fell apart. Call me, I’m a good listener.
Obviously most of you already know that the Golden Globe Awards were held last night, I tried to watch, but half a dozen Gin & Tonics and a long ass awards show don’t seem to play well together. Mila Kunis was there and she decided to look pretty damn awesome for me. Here she is in her sexy evening gown giving me bedroom eyes because she knew I was going to get these pictures, you tease, people are watching. Anyhow, I love her and it’s too bad she didn’t win for that swan movie that nobody saw. Enjoy.
Here’s Mila Kunis continuing her sexy little tour of various celebrity parties or premieres or something, this time wearing a nice white number designed by someone I don’t give a crap about and who probably meant for this to be worn by someone with bigger tater tots, but these will do for now. I don’t care that she’s not all that blessed in the front meat department, she’s one of the hottest chick in Hollywood if you ask me. In case she’s wondering, I am on Twitter and I do accept topless pictures.