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Brooke Hogan Is Cougar-ish

March 31st, 2009

It seems that ever since Linda and Hulk Hogan broke up Linda has been looking pretty good for her age, here she is out flashing her big mom boobs in Miami the other day. Wait a second, I'm being told that this is actually Brooke Hogan. WTF? I soiled myself in disgust. I thought Brooke was supposed to be young and attractive in a manly transexual kind of way. She looks like a cougar on the prowl for some young man meat to feed on. Whatever, I still think her mom boobs are nice. Related Articles: Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures Brooke Hogan Is A Pole Dancer Brooke Hogan's Legs Can Crush You Brooke Hogan Is A Schoolgirl In Hooker Boots Photos: SplashNewsOnline

Brooke Hogan Is A Pole Dancer

March 16th, 2009

Oh Boy! This is not going to be pretty. When I think of Brooke Hogan and Pole Dancing good thoughts don't exactly come rushing into my head. The images that do come to mind are memories from a couple of summers ago when I was in Greece and there was some sort of tranny stripper show at some club on the beach. Except that dude looked more like a woman than Brooke does. Related Articles: Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures Brooke Hogan And Her Breasts Hit The Beach Brooke Hogan's Legs Can Crush You Brooke Hogan Is A Schoolgirl In Hooker Boots Photos: SplashNewsOnline

Brooke Hogan Hangs With An Ex-Con

March 10th, 2009

I haven't seen Brooke Hogan in a while and I'm a little disappointed to see her fraternizing with known criminals, even if it is her brother and former prison mangina Nick Hogan. I thought she was trying to make it in the music business, why does she still look like a dude? I guess as a condition of Nick's release he has to help Florida's manatees cross the dangerous Miami streets. At least he's doing his part for America's wildlife. Related Articles: Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures Brooke Hogan And Her Breasts Hit The Beach Brooke Hogan's Legs Can Crush You Brooke Hogan Is A Schoolgirl In Hooker Boots Photos: SplashNewsOnline

Brooke Hogan’s Legs Can Crush You

January 19th, 2009

These pictures of Brooke Hogan out exercising her massive legs aren’t all that special, you’d think she’d at least flash us some sports bra or something. I don’t want to say anything too insulting, I’m pretty sure she could suck the life out of me with those legs. She’d probably finish me off with her dad’s patented leg drop. I’d still like it.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

Brooke Hogan Takes Her “Friends” Out Shopping

January 14th, 2009

When I first saw these pictures of Brooke Hogan and her fake boobs out for a walk with some friends in Miami I seriously thought they were of her mom. When did Brooke get so old looking? And who’s her friend in the jean shorts and cowboy boots? Anyhow, her face may look old and haggard but her tits don’t look a day over seventeen. I think the girls should hug.

Brooke Hogan Goes Shopping With Her Funbags

December 19th, 2008

Hmm… it looks like somebody is lacking media attention. Here’s Brooke Hogan shopping with her fake tits hanging out. Usually, I’d make fun of her looking like a dude but seeing that it’s winter and most celebs are covering up, this is the best set of candid chesticles I’ve seen all week. Sad.

Brooke Hogan Is A Schoolgirl In Hooker Boots

November 10th, 2008

A few years ago I went to look at an apartment I was interested in renting and when I got to the door a dude with huge fake tits dressed as a woman answered, It was more than a little uncomfortable. That’s exactly how I feel right now looking at these pictures of Brooke Hogan hosting a sexy schoolgirl party in her tranny prostitute get up. Awkward.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

Brooke Hogan Loves Showing Off Her Boobs

October 2nd, 2008

I remember when I was a kid and got a new bicycle I used to take it everywhere and show it off to all my friends, Brooke Hogan seems to be doing the same thing with her new breasts. Here she is at some fashion show giving us a peek at her old lady cleavage. I can’t blame her for showing them off, if I just got new tits I’d jump on my new BMX and do bunny hops for all my friends.

Photos: Wenn

Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures

September 15th, 2008

I can’t believe I’m saying this but Brooke Hogan actually looks a little less manly in these bikini pictures, at least from the neck down. Here she is playing around in the surf with her boyfriend. I didn’t know she had a boyfriend, I’m not one to judge but I guess some guys like dudes with big tits.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

Brooke Hogan And Her Breasts Hit The Beach

August 8th, 2008

Did Brooke Hogan have more work done? Her face is less hulkish than normal, and for the first time she actually looks like a lady. I’m not sure if these thoughts are caused by the serious hangover I have right now but if they are, I apologize. It’s just the booze talking.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

Brooke Hogan’s Breasts Are Huge And So Is The Rest Of Her

July 15th, 2008

Here’s Brooke Hogan showing off her big fake titties at the pool. As much as I hate to admit it, Brooke is looking damn hot between her neck and her belly button. The rest of her is way too much Hulkamania for my taste, but I know some of you guys like a girl with meat. So for those of you who do, chew on these Brooke Hogan bikini pictures.

9 more pictures of Brooke Hogan in a bikini here

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

Brooke Hogan Maxim Magazine Pictures

June 26th, 2008

Brooke Hogan is in next month’s Maxim Magazine for some odd reason. Usually, men’s magazines are supposed to have pictures of sexy women, not average-looking muscular dudes. I’ll admit though, if you stare long enough at Brook’s fake tits it’ll almost make you forget about the Hulkish resemblance.

Check out the video shoot here.

Brooke Hogan’s Ass Gets Some Hulk Lovin’

April 29th, 2008

Well, nothing says I love you like rubbing your daughter’s ass.

Photos: INFdaily.com

Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures

April 28th, 2008

Here are some new Brooke Hogan bikini pictures for all you Hulkamaniacs out there. Personally, Brooke doesn’t do anything for me. Never has, never will! And these pictures aren’t helping her cause at all. Her father, on the other hand, changed my life for the better. Because of him I train, say my prayers, take vitamins, be true to myself, true to my country and be a real American. Brooke should have listened to her dad too.