I can’t remember the last time I did a post on Shakira. To be honest, I kind of forgot all about the Colombian pop star. But after seeing her shaking her hips on the cover of Cosmopolitan Chile for this leggy photoshoot, my pants region is ready to party like it’s 2005 all over again. Here’s hoping this is the start of a serious comeback.
CELEBRITIES > Shakira
Maybe it’s just been a while since I’ve done a post on Shakira, but I’m pretty sure the singer’s boobs have grown since the last time I saw her. And I’m seriously impressed. There can only be two reasons for a jump like this: she’s either pregnant or had work done. And fingers crossed on the boob job, because that means this change for the better will be permanent.
I can’t remember the last time I had Shakira on the site, I think she was wearing some awesome golden underwear at the time, but she was invited to some sort of soccer awards show and she brought along her sweet latina cleavage so I thought I should bring her back. I always thought she was a little chesticularly challenged, she’s downright busty in these shots. She must have invested in one of those magical push up bras. Money well spent.
Shakira works her booty
I almost forgot that Shakira was still around, I haven’t seen her since she sang that annoying wa-ka wa-ka afro-latina World Cup song. Regrettable. Anyhow, now she’s reappeared in this sexy DVD promo shot wearing a hot little pair of golden underwear. Much better. I also included a compilation video of some of her best booty shakes. You’re welcome. Who gives a crap about a DVD promo shot?
Shakira Booty Shake Compilation
I wasn’t aware of this, but apparently Shakira still does concerts from time to time. Here’s the Colombian hottie shaking her money maker down in Brazil at Rock in Rio 2011. It’s nice to see that she’s still packing that hot little thing into some sexy spandex pants. Obviously these pictures don’t really do the whole thing justice, you need to see the hottie shaking her booty in action to really appreciate it, so I’ve got a video of the concert for you below. You’re welcome.
After seeing tennis star Serena Williams’ giant man-ish body completely destroying a perfectly good bikini, I needed something really hot to burn that image out of my mind, so I was really thankful to find this picture. Here’s Shakira showing off her incredible tight body in a hot little one piece swimsuit and some weird boots. She looks like she’s about to film an aerobics video from the 1980’s. So hot.
I get that pictures of a hottie like Shakira shaking her ass during a concert aren’t exactly as exciting as seeing her actually shake her ass in person, but it’s going to have to do for now. Use your imagination, that’s what I’ve been doing for the last twenty-five minutes. Only in my mind she’s not wearing those silly pants, she’s dressed as a Playboy bunny and she’s serving me a delicious cocktail while she shakes her little rabbit tail for me. Good times.
I feel like I’ve seen these pictures of Colombian hottie Shakira shaking her ass on stage in a tight pair of pants before, but I really can’t be bothered to check. Anyhow, I guess video would have been better, but I’m far too lazy to find that kind of thing so you’ll just have to use your imagination. It looks like her boots and pants are all one piece. Awesome. I should invite her over to mother’s place, she’s got a strict ‘no boots allowed in the house’ policy.
It’s been a while since I’ve had Shakira on the site, so I’m really glad to see that she’s still shaking her ass somewhere in the world in tight little outfits. Here she is on stage showing off her amazing body in some tight ass pants like the ones Sandy wore in Grease. Hot and nostalgic. I’m actually really glad that skin tight pants and knee high boots have become the new look for chicks, now when I spend my afternoons watching college girls walk up and down stairs at the mall it’s worth it. Time well spent.