I know there’s probably a whole generation of little perverts out there who have no idea who Pamela Anderson is, or care that she was the hottest woman alive for most of the ’90s. And that’s really depressing. But for those of you that are old enough to remember Pam’s glory days, check out this new lingerie photoshoot the OG busty blonde did for Coco de Mer and give your pants region a blast from the past.
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Look, I love Pamela Anderson as much as the next dude who was alive in the ’90s. But even I’ve got to admit that the original busty blonde’s hottie days are numbered now that she’s in her late 40s and there’s a whole new generation of young perverts out there who have no clue who she is. The good news is, Pam’s not going out quietly, so enjoy this latest sexy photoshoot from her for old times’ sake. I don’t how many of these she’s got left.
Most people like December because they like going skiing or giving presents, but I’m not one of those people. But if there’s one thing that keeps me from going full Grinch, it’s LOVE Magazine‘s annual video advent calendar, where they get a new hottie to do a sexy video for every day of the month. Today’s stars my original #1 favorite busty blonde Pamela Anderson dancing around the kitchen in lingerie and twerking on a cake, and I don’t know about you guys, but I can already feel my
heart pants growing three sizes. Enjoy.
Here’s the original busty blonde Pamela Anderson looking just as busty as ever on her way out of some fancy LA restaurant none of us could ever afford. Now, some of you may look at these pictures and point out that Pam’s finally starting to show her age, but to paraphrase Dazed and Confused, this is exactly what I love about her: Pam keeps getting older, but those giant funbags of hers stay the same age. Enjoy.
I know Pamela Anderson‘s got to be getting up there these days, but I’ll always have a special place in my
heart pants for the original busty blonde, and luckily she’s still considered famous enough to warrant being creeped on by paps with zoom lenses. So here’s Pamela hanging out in a bikini and her body is looking every bit as awesome as ever. I’m not sure which is a more impressive technological feat: these high-tech cameras or Pam’s ageless bikini body. I do know which I’d rather spend an afternoon fooling around with though.
It’s been a while since I’ve been able to get excited over a Pamela Anderson photoshoot, but looking at this new Mario Testino shoot is like going back in time. This is vintage Pam, and I’m loving it. Clearly, I’ve got to hire whoever did the Photoshopping. I could really use his expertise before my next high school reunion. For some reason, nobody believes that I’m dating Nina Agdal and Kate Upton at the same time.
Because there’s nothing cougars love more than sitting poolside in bikinis and luring in the next guy, here’s Crystal Hefner, Coco Austin, Pamela Anderson and Gretchen Rossi celebrating the grand opening of their new hunting grounds, the Sapphire Pool and Day Club in Las Vegas. And yeah, I know Crystal isn’t really a cougar, but she sure looks like one even though she’s only 27. So I guess we should consider this a trial run until her meal ticket leaves her all his money in a few years and she officially becomes one. I’d better start practicing to become a pool boy now.
So here’s Pamela Anderson competing on the Dutch version of some show called Dancing on Ice, because, well, she obviously needs the money, and her funbags still look great in skin-tight outfits. Pamela may not be much of a celebrity anymore these days, but I guess it’s still a win-win for both of them — at least until she falls and breaks a hip. I hope they’re insured. Pam’s not as limber as she used to be.
I haven’t done a post on Pamela Anderson in a long time because she’s an old lady who still thinks she’s a sexy young woman in her prime. Here she is at some whale defense event, which is a noble cause, but I’m not loving those pre-arthritic legs. If anything her wetsuit should be covering her body from the waist down because her funbags are only a few years old and are still holding up.
The only pictures of Pamela Anderson I’ve seen in the last few years have been shots of her walking around with her kids and the occasional bikini picture, so this photoshoot comes as a bit of a surprise. Here’s the busty blond bombshell showing off her still impressive body in some sexy lingerie shots. I’m kind of impressed. I like that they use a very diffused lens on the camera, almost like she’s slightly blurry. Wise choice.
I think it’s been a while since I’ve had any pictures from a Pamela Anderson in lingerie, actually I think it’s been a while since anyone’s asked to take pictures of Pamela Anderson in lingerie, but I’ve always had a soft spot for the old bird so I thought I’d throw her a bone. Here she is looking sexy in some conveniently blurry underwear pictures. She actually still looks pretty damn good for a woman her age, it’s amazing what people can do with photoshop.
Apparently someone thought it would be a good idea to throw Pamela Anderson into something called the Big Boss House, which is basically an Indian knock-off of Big Brother but in Mumbai. I guess she’s go nothing else going on in her career so why the hell not? Besides, where Pamela goes so too do her massive boobies so it’s a win win for everyone. Enjoy.
Halloween has been over for long enough now, I have a celebrity slut costume hangover to prove it, so I’m a little annoyed with these pictures of Pamela Anderson dressed up as somebody relevant. Ha! See what I did there. Awesome. Anyhow, she’s busting out some nice boobage in a little t-shirt so I thought I’d share it with the rest of you pervs. You’re welcome.
Now that she’s gotten quite a bit older, I thought that I’d be over Pamela Anderson’s big old fake boobies, but I really don’t think that I am. Here she is at the premiere of some movie I guarantee she has nothing to do with looking pretty hot for a woman her age. Honestly, those boobs and I have been through a lot over the years both good and bad, so I’m not ready to let them go. I’d miss them too much.