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It seems that Pamela Anderson spent most of her Memorial Day weekend in a bikini lounging on the beach with some douche half her age. I can't blame the guy, I bet he grew up hearing stories from his father about Pamela's great tits bouncing around on Baywatch and now can't believe he gets to motorboat them whenever he feels like. Lucky bastard. Come on, I know she's old but you'd still make the hump with her if you had the chance. Related Articles: Pamela Anderson's Boobs Will Never Let Us Down Pamela Anderson's Nipple Is Making A Break For It Pamela Anderson's Ass Makes Things Disappear Pamela Anderson Has Two Big Flaws Photos: Flynet, Fame
Here’s a little Pamela Anderson in a bikini to celebrate Memorial Day. Seeing as today is the day that commemorates U.S. men and women who died during military service, I felt it was fitting to commemorate Pamela Anderson’s body, which has aged and been butchered by years of plastic surgery. All us men know what her body provided us for many years, so let’s give Pamela one last one eyed salute. Happy Memorial Day, don’t drink and drive. Related Articles: Pamela Anderson's Nipples Never Sleep Pamela Anderson's Nipple Is Making A Break For It Pamela Anderson's Vagina Has A Life Of Its Own Pamela Anderson Has Two Big Flaws Photos: SplashNewsOnline
Pamela Anderson took her old lady strip show to Austria over the weekend, here she is "performing" during ‘Let Love Flow’ at the 17th annual Life Ball at Vienna City Hall. I'm not really sure what this event is supposed to be but Pamela Anderson's big fake tits walking around with what I think the kids refer to as a boom box is not exactly my idea of a good time. I guess every stripper needs a gimmick, there must already be a chick that fires ping pong ball out her vagina. more pictures of Pamela Anderson here Related Articles: Pamela Anderson's Nipples Never Sleep Pamela Anderson's Nipple Is Making A Break For It Pamela Anderson's Vagina Has A Life Of Its Own Pamela Anderson Has Two Big Flaws Photos: WENN.com
Here's ultra cougar Pamela Anderson busting out of her outfit as she arrives for the grand opening of the Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club and Prime 333 steakhouse in New York the other day. These white booty shorts and cleavage busting top are nothing new, they seem to have become her signature menopausal lady outfit. Not that I'm complaining, this is exactly how I like my strippers, a little mentally unstable and with massive fake tits. Related Articles: Pamela Anderson's Nipples Never Sleep Pamela Anderson's Nipple Is Making A Break For It Pamela Anderson's Vagina Has A Life Of Its Own Pamela Anderson Has Two Big Flaws Photos: WENN.com, PacificCoastNews
For some reason designer Vivienne Westwood thought that having a washed up old lady like Pamela Anderson model for her during her show at Paris Fashion Week would be a good idea. Unfortunately Pamela's massive boobs had plans of their own and one of her lopsided nipples decided to make an appearance. Is anyone really surprised this happened? I have the same problem with my testicles, actually not the testicles themselves, I have an abnormally large sack, damn thing just won't stay in my speedo. 17 more pictures of Pamela Anderson here Related Articles: Pamela Anderson's Nipples Never Sleep Pamela Anderson's Nipple Is Making A Break For It Pamela Anderson's Vagina Has A Life Of Its Own Pamela Anderson Has Two Big Flaws Photos: Flynet, Wenn
Some lucky bastard got to dress up Pamela Anderson‘s amazing old lady boobs and take them out to dinner the other night in Beverly Hills. Look at those things!! They’re like to ripe cantaloups ready to be juiced.Ã‚Â Thankfully Pamela’s years of experience have taught her to be careful getting out of a Rolls Royce, the last thing we need to see are some upskirt pictures of Pamela Anderson’s well used beef wallet. Sick!
What the hell is Pamela Anderson thinking? Her kids have to be at an age now where they use the internet and understand what people are saying about their mother. I can’t even imagine this was my mom, sure the breast feeding would have been good times but for the most part it would just be embarrassing. Here she is on the runway for Richie Rich show during New York’s Fashion Week. I may not be an expert on fashion, I still wear zubaz pants, but even I know that nobody is going to wear this gold bathing suit to the supermarket. Ã‚Â
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First we had some Megan Fox pictures from when she was younger, and now these vintage Pamela Anderson modelling shots from back in the day – before her body and face were butchered to death. Hmm… I even think those are her real tits too. If so, they were pretty nice! Sure, making them bigger made her more money but was it really necessary? HA! Of course! You think for one second I’d be against getting bigger boobs? Blasphemy.
Earlier today Pamela Anderson showed off in some saggy ass bikini pictures so why not give us a look at the fake tits and flabby belly front side. I’m not saying she’s fat but at her age skin starts to become all soft and saggy, touch your grandma’s arm if you don’t believe me, it might be time to bring the old body in for some routine maintenance. Apparently she’s heading to Australia for the Aussie Millions professional poker tournament. Feel free to add your own “I’d like to poker” joke here.
Looking at this picture you might think this is Tara Reid, but no, it’s not. It’s what Tara Reid is supposed to look like in 25 years. It’s actually Pamela Anderson in all her hanging onto youth by a thread glory with her latest douchebag. Anyway, he better be careful and buckle up, because I’m getting a disease just looking at her.
I make fun of Pamela Anderson quite a bit for wearing pretty much nothing but short shorts, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. Here she is leaving some restaurant the other night showing us just how to pull off the classy, dinner time short shorts by adding a see through top. I’m not an expert, I haven’t seen a real woman’s breast in months, but I think one of her nipples is making a Ã‚Â break for it. Ã‚Â
I know everyone has their favourite outfit to wear. Mine is my Spiderman t-shirt with a pair of tight baby blue polka-dots silk boxers that show off my bulge. There weren’t any polka-dots when I first bought them, but after 3 years of working at home”¦ well, you can use your imagination as to how they got there. Anyway, I don’t know how many times I’ve seen Pamela Anderson in a white t-shirt, white short shorts and a pair of Uggs. Today she tried to jazz it up by wearing a black bra but I think it’s time Pamela gets with the times and finds a new wardrobe. Something a little more age appropriate. And maybe, just maybe, if she does that I may consider donating my baby blues to someone who can enjoy them just as much as I have.