I have absolutely no idea why Geri Halliwell tweeted this picture of herself in her bra at the recording studio, but over the years, I’ve learned not to question things like this. It’s better to just sit back and enjoy it. Besides, I know what’s it like to have a job you can do in your underwear. It really helps the creative process, something the people at the Starbucks near my house clearly don’t understand as well as Geri.
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It looks like Spice Lady Geri Halliwell has decided to turn back the clock with a little old school hotness. Here she is posing in her, I guess you can call it iconic, union jack dress she made famous as part of one of the world’s most annoying girl bands. This brings back some good memories. I think that she actually looks better now, her face is much better, she seems more confident and her body is pretty damn tight for a woman her age. Maybe I’ll slip into my plaid shirt and grunge jeans, or whatever the hell I was wearing back in the early nineties, and the two of us can hit the sack. Call me.
I’m not sure when I’m supposed to stop posting pictures of former Spice Girl Geri Halliewell, I mean she’s getting up their in age, sooner or later her looks have got to go right? Isn’t that how it works with women? Anyhow, here she is looking pretty sexy in her short skirt and high boots at a George Michael concert last night. Random. I still think she’s getting better and better looking with age. She must some sort of special anti-aging face cream…. I’ll let you make up your own silly jokes.
I’m not sure I would consider these the hottest pictures I’ve ever seen of former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell, she used to wear some hot cheesy latex outfits back in the nineties, but for a woman her age she’s held together pretty nicely. Here she is walking through Heathrow airport in her sexy little Spice Girl dress and knee high socks giving me a pretty decent nostalgia chub. Well done lady. I’d still hit it.
I don’t know what these pictures of Geri Halliwell are from, I’m not an investigative reporter or anything, but she looks like she’s wearing a wedding dress. Not that it matters, if she’s going to be showing off this much cleavage, she could be wearing her high-school prom dress. Actually, I’d like to see her in her prom dress, it would probably be all tight and 80’s looking. Hot. I really like Geri now, she just keeps getting better with age. She’s tanned, in shape and ready to show off the goods. Keep it up.
I think that of all the Spice Girls Geri Halliwell is the only one that has gotten better looking with age. Here she is out doing a little shopping in Cannes, looking hotter than ever. Wait, she’s in Cannes? Where the hell are the bikini pictures on some rich dude’s yacht? Hotties like Geri don’t go to the south of France and not prance around in their bikinis on some rich dude’s giant boat…. Not on my watch. Get to it, I’ll wait.
It’s a holiday and I’m supposed to be half in the bag on crappy light beer by now, but I thought it wouldn’t be the fourth of July without some pictures of a British chick hanging out in a bikini. Here’s Spice Lady Geri Halliwell with her sweet big breasts falling out a little bikini. Well done. Time to hit the water.
Fresh from her little bikini getaway, everyone needs a bikini getaway from time to time, here’s Geri Halliwell walking the red carpet at some event the other night. That in and of itself isn’t all that exciting, but when you throw in the fact that she’s doing it in a tight short dress it makes the experience a whole lot better. How come there aren’t video paparazzi? I don’t mean those turds who ask stupid questions while they chase away celebs at the airport, I mean high definition video of hot chicks like Geri walking the red carpet in little outfits… In slow motion…. From the point of view of an ant. You heard it here first. #copyright.
After she slipped a nipple in her bikini the other day, I thought I’d bring you some cleaned up more wholesome shots of Geri Halliwell in her bikini this time. Here she is dancing the Macarena on some rich dude’s yacht. That’s more like it. I think it’s the frills on her bikini bottoms that are what’s doing it for me. Although, there’s nothing wholesome about those fat breasts. Shake them for me. Naughty.
I absolutely love these pictures of Geri Halliwell, I think they might be her best yet. The former Spice Girl was hanging out in her bikini on a yacht the other day, which isn’t anything new, but when she decides to change bikinis she just does it right there. Awesome. Here she is having a little trouble containing those nice breasts of hers. Obviously I can’t show it because I’m such a family friendly site, but you can check out the the shot of her nipple falling out HERE. Enjoy.
Alright so Spice Lady Geri Halliwell isn’t hanging out in a bikini like most of the women I’ve had on the site today, but she’s fondling her big breasts like a champ so I thought I should throw her in for you guys. Did she get new breasts or something? She can’t seem to keep her hands off those things. Not that I blame her, I’d be all over myself if I had those things. I would start every day with some sexy jumping jacks and finish things off with a sweet wet T-shirt contest… I’d always win, get drunk and take advantage of myself.
I gotta say that I’m constantly amazed at how good Geri Halliwell looks for a woman her age. Amazing. Here she is at some event last night with a couple of bikini chicks as accessories. Everyone should have half naked ladies with them at all times. It really is impressive though, even with younger attractive women wearing bikinis on either side of her she still looks the hottest out of the trio. I wish I was a rich old dude with my own yacht so I could take a stab at her. One of these days.
I happen to like an older chick in age inappropriate outfits, so these pictures of Spice Lady Geri Halliwell in her sexy schoolgirl costume are right up my alley. Not that I’m a pervert or anything, but cougars dressed as teenagers? Come on! How could anyone not want to take a peek at that freak show? It’s not really that bad, she’s dressed as one of those good schoolgirls who wear tights and don’t hike up their skirt the second she walks off school property. I hated those girls. Although, I bet Geri puts out. Call me.
I understand that Spice Lady Geri Halliwell is getting up there in age and may sometimes get confused, I get it, in my old age I sometimes forget how many Gin & Tonics I’ve had. It happens to all of us, but someone needs to explain to her that the kids today aren’t wearing their cut off denim shorts this way anymore. Alright, maybe some dudes in a West Hollywood still are, but that doesn’t make it right. I like everything else, I just need to see some short shorts. Make it so.