Here’s the hottest mess ever, Josie Maran, at the Planet Green premiere. I’ve been calling Josie a hot mess for some time but that’s because whenever she heads out she never gets done up and yet she always looks amazing. Seriously, imagine waking up next to her… It’d be like winning the lottery, every day.
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What do you get when you put Josie Maran, Kristin Cavallari, Christina Milian and Rumer Willis altogether in their bikinis? The new OP publicity campaign. In my opinion, if you have Josie Maran there’s really no need to have any other girls alongside her but I’m not complaining though. Kristin and Christina make pretty good sidekicks. Rumor on the other hand, I guess she was there to market to the ugly people.
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If my memory serves me correctly, these Josie Maran bikini pictures were for an issue of Shape Magazine that came out a while ago. The reason I’m posting them though is because now we’ve got the whole set, not just the ones they published in the mag. Also, recently we’ve seen Josie looking like a hot mess at several events, so these bikini pictures are a reminder of just how hot she really is when all done up. Or in this case, done down, depending how you want to look at it. Anyway, no matter the situation, it’s downright scary how this girl can never look bad.
It seems as if every time Josie Maran goes out to an event she never does her hair or puts any effort in what she wears. Who the hell does she thinks she is? Just because she’s prettier than every other woman in the room doesn’t mean she shouldn’t have to try. Right ladies? OK, I said that to make you girls feel better about yourselves. Like I said before, it’s not Josie‘s fault your ugly! Blame your parents.
Here’s Josie Maran in a terrible outfit with little or no make up and bed head at “The Business of Being Born” premiere in Hollywood. And yet she’s still looking hotter than most women who spend hours doing themselves up before heading out. Now I bet all you ladies must hate her right now, but don’t! Hate your parents! After all they’re the ones to blame for being so ugly.
Here is a blast from the past: Josie Maran at The 11th Hour premiere looking just as good as when she was on top of the modeling world. I honestly don’t know what happened to her career, but I think dating David Blaine may have had something to do with it. Being a magician and all, he’s good at making things – even careers – disappear, including his own! Anyway, it’s good to see her back in the public eye. Let’s just hope Criss Angel doesn’t get his dirty little mitts on her next.