Remember Heidi Montag? She was that chick who had a TV show for fifteen minutes, then went crazy with all the plastic surgery and dropped off the face of the earth. Memories. Anyhow, here she is getting into a car yesterday. I don’t really have anything else to say about her, she doesn’t do anything now, but of her hundred or so surgeries those big fake breasts are my favorite. Good to see you again girls, looking good.

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I haven’t seen pictures of Heidi Montag in a really long time, a glorious lady-douche free long time, but it looks like she’s back. Here she is at some event over the weekend, I don’t know why anyone would invite her to anything anymore, looking as natural as ever. I think she might want to head to her plastic surgeon for a tune up, things aren’t looking right. I guess it’s alright, nobody ever really looks at her face anyway. The boobs look like they’re holding up pretty nicely and that’s all that matters.

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It’s been a long time since I’ve had pictures of Heidi Montag on the site, she’s been in hiding ever since that whole… Actually I don’t know why she’s been in hiding. Normally when she’s out of the spotlight for this long it’s because she’s having some major reconstructive surgery, but she looks pretty much the same to me. Anyhow, here she is at some pool party in Las Vegas over the weekend showing off… Well showing off nothing considering she’s not even in a bikini. What the hell? Who goes to a pool party with fake breasts and doesn’t whip them out? What a waste. Wait… I’ve got the bikini pictures here…. That’s more like it.

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Alright so this is a little better from Heidi Montag, she’s not completely back to her old self, but at least she’s trying to make some sexy faces while she wolfs down her lunch. I’m still not seeing the big fake breasts though and that’s going to be a problem because without them Heidi is just some washed up overly surgically enhanced blond bimbo and who wants to see that…. Actually, that sounds pretty good.

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I haven’t seen Heidi Montag in a long time and I have to say that it’s actually been kind of nice not dealing with all of her nonsense, but I’m not afraid to admit that I’ve missed her big old fake breasts. Here she is out the other night in her sexy boots and jeans….. Something’s missing though. Where the hell are the man made goodies? This is probably why she hasn’t been on the site in so long. If you’re going to make a Hollywoodtuna comeback, the best way to do it is to bust out the big guns. Let down.

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I’m not really surprised that Heidi Montag is dressed up as a trashy blond bimbo for Halloween, this kind of costume really suits her and her personality, but I am kind of shocked that she’s covering up her big fake cleavage with her hair extension. What a waste. Don’t get me wrong, I still like it and we still get an awesome side peak at those things, but if you’re going to do it, do it right.

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I really hate myself for doing this, but here's Heidi Montag and her douche pretend on again off again husband back together again in some completely staged pictures of them walking in the ocean. When are these two going to leave us alone? Nobody gives a crap about what they're up to, just live out your lives in Costa Rica or wherever the hell they are now and be done with it. Just to be clear, the only reason I'm posting pictures of these morons is because we can see up Heidi's dress..... That's it. Oh and I like her big boobies.       Related Articles: Heidi Montag Nude In Playboy Heidi Montag Needs To Get Nailed Heidi Montag Needs A Pearl Necklace For Her Birthday Heidi Montag Checks Out Her Melons Too. Now That's Original. Photos: PacificCoastNews

I'm annoyed with myself for posting so many pictures of Heidi Montag this week, especially the ones that include her retarded husband, but I love her big new boobs so I can't help myself. They're like crack to me, I can't get enough of them. Here they are stuffed nicely into a little tank top while she takes them on a day trip to the zoo. Can you believe she was thinking about having these things removed? We almost had to call in the authorities to lock her up in an insane asylum.       Related Articles: Heidi Montag Nude In Playboy Heidi Montag Needs To Get Nailed Heidi Montag Needs A Pearl Necklace For Her Birthday Heidi Montag Checks Out Her Melons Too. Now That's Original. Photos: PacificCoastNews

We all know that everything about Heidi Montag is fake, fake hair, fake marriage, fake divorce, fake sextape and amazing fake boobs. So it shouldn't come as much of a surprise that I'm guessing these pictures of her in the ocean struggling to keep her bikini top on are also fake. Luckily, when a chick with massive fake boobs like Heidi pretends that her bikini top is falling off in the surf.... It's pretty damn hot. I've never been this jealous of an ocean before.         Related Articles: Heidi Montag Nude In Playboy Heidi Montag Needs To Get Nailed Heidi Montag Needs A Pearl Necklace For Her Birthday Heidi Montag Checks Out Her Melons Too. Now That's Original. Photos: PacificCoastNews

I'm not going to comment on any of this Heidi Montag Spencer Douchebag Costa Rican divorce/sextape crap, everything they do is complete BS and it annoys the balls out of me, but I have to admit I like her big fake boobs so here they are. It's nice to see them out and about again. To be honest this doesn't even really look like Heidi, I wouldn't be surprised if she's some stripper douche hired to impersonate her, nobody can really remember what she truly looks like anyway. Either way she's got nice honkers.     Related Articles: Heidi Montag Nude In Playboy Heidi Montag Needs To Get Nailed Heidi Montag Needs A Pearl Necklace For Her Birthday Heidi Montag Checks Out Her Melons Too. Now That's Original. Photos: PacificCoastNews

Ever since her fake marriage came to an end or her fake divorce started, I can't keep the publicity stunts straight anymore, Heidi Montag has wanted us all to know just how sad she's pretending to be. I don't know what's going on anymore, either way she wants us to know that she's down in the dumps so she sent us these completely natural and un-staged pictures of her hanging out in her bikini drinking a cocktail by the pool of her private Costa Rican villa. I don't see anything unnatural about these pictures at all... Except for those amazing tits of course.     Related Articles: Heidi Montag Nude In Playboy Heidi Montag Needs To Get Nailed Heidi Montag Needs A Pearl Necklace For Her Birthday Heidi Montag Checks Out Her Melons Too. Now That's Original. Photos: PacificCoastNews

Apparently, as part of Heidi Montag and Spencer McDouche's fake divorce settlement they had to exchange dogs outside, in front of the paparazzi, shirtless and/or pantless. I'm not a legal expert, but I've watched enough Law & Order to know that this seems a bit odd. Partly because everything they do is bullsh#t, but mostly because no self respecting judge would sign off on an agreement that had Heidi NOT going topless. Have you seen those massive fake boobs? Common sense dictates that those things should be exposed at all times. Come on.     Related Articles: Heidi Montag Nude In Playboy Heidi Montag Needs To Get Nailed Heidi Montag Needs A Pearl Necklace For Her Birthday Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures Photos: PacificCoastNews