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Heidi Montag’s Cleavage Show Returns

May 15th, 2015

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According to my sources, here’s Heidi Montag at the 3rd annual Reality TV Awards, which is something I didn’t realize existed until 30 seconds ago. But I’m glad it does, because otherwise, we wouldn’t have had a chance to see that even though Heidi’s 15 minutes of fame may be long over, her cleavage is still going strong. And I figure that ought to buy Heidi at least another 30 seconds of fame. Maybe even 45 if I’m going for a new personal best.

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WTF Happened To Heidi Montag’s Hotness?

March 20th, 2015

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So much for that triumphant hotness comeback of Heidi Montag‘s that I predicted a while back… It looks like that lasted even shorter than Heidi’s 15 minutes of fame. Because after seeing her at WE tv’s The Evolution of Relationship Reality Shows red carpet, I’m not sure what’s sadder — what’s happened to one of my former favorite hot nobodies, or that someone dedicated a whole night to celebrating her and her loser husband’s lame reality shows. Either way, let’s just move on. This whole thing is way too depressing.

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Heidi Montag Makes A Hotness Comeback

January 6th, 2015

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It’s been a long time since I’ve had Heidi Montag on the site, but it looks like my former favorite busty nobody’s 15 minutes aren’t up yet. Because here she is heading into a taping of The Today Show and as far as I know, it wasn’t as an audience member. Anyway, I’m not sure what Heidi’s up to these days and I don’t care enough to look it up, but if this hotness comeback keeps up, we could be seeing a lot more of her in the future. Preferably the part from Heidi’s shoulders to her stomach. Fingers crossed!

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Heidi Montag’s Cleavage Comeback!

September 2nd, 2013

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Here’s my former favorite nobody Heidi Montag out celebrating her loser husband’s 30th birthday at Crazy Horse III. Because you always invite your wife along to your birthday party at the Vegas strip club, right? Anyway, I know it’s been a while since we’ve seen Heidi, but I didn’t realize her and that d-bag were still married. I guess I always assumed that it was just a sham for the cameras, like pretty much everything else they did. But now I finally understand why she kept ignoring my attempts to ask her out. Shh, let me have this.

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Heidi Montag Is A Busty Stripper

October 22nd, 2012

Here is Heidi Montag hosting the Crazy Horse Gentlemen‘s Club’s 3 year anniversary and she made sure to bring along the girls.I guess you have to when you are making appearances at strip clubs. I don’t think she performed, but I’m pretty sure in a couple of years she’ll graduate to being a full fledged adult entertainer. Fingers crossed.

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Heidi Montag’s Breasts Make An Appearance

May 22nd, 2012

Remember Heidi Montag? She was that chick who had a TV show for fifteen minutes, then went crazy with all the plastic surgery and dropped off the face of the earth. Memories. Anyhow, here she is getting into a car yesterday. I don’t really have anything else to say about her, she doesn’t do anything now, but of her hundred or so surgeries those big fake breasts are my favorite. Good to see you again girls, looking good.

     
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Heidi Montag’s Big Breasts Are Back

September 19th, 2011

I haven’t seen pictures of Heidi Montag in a really long time, a glorious lady-douche free long time, but it looks like she’s back. Here she is at some event over the weekend, I don’t know why anyone would invite her to anything anymore, looking as natural as ever. I think she might want to head to her plastic surgeon for a tune up, things aren’t looking right. I guess it’s alright, nobody ever really looks at her face anyway. The boobs look like they’re holding up pretty nicely and that’s all that matters.

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Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures…. Sort Of

June 20th, 2011

It’s been a long time since I’ve had pictures of Heidi Montag on the site, she’s been in hiding ever since that whole… Actually I don’t know why she’s been in hiding. Normally when she’s out of the spotlight for this long it’s because she’s having some major reconstructive surgery, but she looks pretty much the same to me. Anyhow, here she is at some pool party in Las Vegas over the weekend showing off… Well showing off nothing considering she’s not even in a bikini. What the hell? Who goes to a pool party with fake breasts and doesn’t whip them out? What a waste. Wait… I’ve got the bikini pictures here…. That’s more like it.

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Heidi Montag’s Sweet Sweater Muffins

April 5th, 2011

Alright so this is a little better from Heidi Montag, she’s not completely back to her old self, but at least she’s trying to make some sexy faces while she wolfs down her lunch. I’m still not seeing the big fake breasts though and that’s going to be a problem because without them Heidi is just some washed up overly surgically enhanced blond bimbo and who wants to see that…. Actually, that sounds pretty good.

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Heidi Montag Needs To Make A Comeback

April 5th, 2011

I haven’t seen Heidi Montag in a long time and I have to say that it’s actually been kind of nice not dealing with all of her nonsense, but I’m not afraid to admit that I’ve missed her big old fake breasts. Here she is out the other night in her sexy boots and jeans….. Something’s missing though. Where the hell are the man made goodies? This is probably why she hasn’t been on the site in so long. If you’re going to make a Hollywoodtuna comeback, the best way to do it is to bust out the big guns. Let down.

     
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Heidi Montag Busts Out The Big Guns

November 1st, 2010

I’m not really surprised that Heidi Montag is dressed up as a trashy blond bimbo for Halloween, this kind of costume really suits her and her personality, but I am kind of shocked that she’s covering up her big fake cleavage with her hair extension. What a waste. Don’t get me wrong, I still like it and we still get an awesome side peak at those things, but if you’re going to do it, do it right.

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Heidi Montag Flashes Her Plastic Lady Junk

September 22nd, 2010

I really hate myself for doing this, but here's Heidi Montag and her douche pretend on again off again husband back together again in some completely staged pictures of them walking in the ocean. When are these two going to leave us alone? Nobody gives a crap about what they're up to, just live out your lives in Costa Rica or wherever the hell they are now and be done with it. Just to be clear, the only reason I'm posting pictures of these morons is because we can see up Heidi's dress..... That's it. Oh and I like her big boobies.      
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Heidi Montag’s Boobs At The Zoo

September 16th, 2010

I'm annoyed with myself for posting so many pictures of Heidi Montag this week, especially the ones that include her retarded husband, but I love her big new boobs so I can't help myself. They're like crack to me, I can't get enough of them. Here they are stuffed nicely into a little tank top while she takes them on a day trip to the zoo. Can you believe she was thinking about having these things removed? We almost had to call in the authorities to lock her up in an insane asylum.      
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