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Heidi Montag Is A New Mom

This post is one of the most annoying posts I’ve ever had to write, it combines two of the most obnoxious couples living on earth today. Here’s Heidi Montag and Douche dressed as Jon and Kate Gosselin. Hilarious right? What’s even more annoying is the fact that they aren’t going anywhere, they just walked out to their driveway to get their f@#king picture taken. Idiots! Although I wouldn’t mind trying to impregnate Heidi’s version of Kate.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Heidi Montag: Sexy Streetwalker Part 2

The fall has been pretty good so far, we haven’t seen much of Heidi Montag, until now. Here she is with her fake boobs on the set of her phony reality show dressed in a sexy streetwalker outfit, possibly for halloween, but more likely testing the waters for her future career path. I absolutely hate myself for posting this garbage, celebrity bloggers need to boycott her and her douche nozzle husband. They’re like those annoying bumps you find on your testicles, if you just ignore them eventually they go away.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Heidi Montag: Sexy Streetwalker

I’d like to completely forget about Heidi Montag but it’s hard to when she keeps pulling these types of antics. Here she is on her way to lunch looking like a streetwalker. I’m not going to lie, it’s pretty hot and being the religious person that I am (like Heidi), I think it would be a blessing for her to meet me wearing that same outfit at a public rest area so I can make a donation to her church.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

Here’s Heidi Montag and her douche in some more staged bikini pictures still trying to push her shitty PG-13 issue of Playboy. This shot of her ass is more exciting than the entire Heidi spread. It’s pathetic. I can’t believe I’m posting these two idiots again, I cry myself to sleep every time this happens, if Heidi didn’t have a tight little body and some sweet fake tits I wouldn’t have anything to do with her. Sadly that’s not the case and who am I to resist a retard with big fake titties?

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

Heidi Montag performed at the Miss Universe pageant yesterday, and as predicted she made a complete fool of herself. She can’t dance, she can’t sing (she was lip syncing) and her song “Body Language” is up there as one of the worst of all times. The only thing good about her appearance at the Miss Universe pageant are these bikini pictures that were taken while she was in the Bahamas. Sure they’re staged, but so is her whole life and for some reason we keep following it. I hate myself for it, but the chick is in a bikini and that’s better than a kick in the ass.

Heidi Montag’s Miss Universe Performance Video

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Heidi Montag Prepares To Be Humiliated

By the time you read this (I wrote this before the show), the 2009 Miss Universe will have aired and Heidi Montag will have already been humiliated. It’s too bad she’s a no talent, useless piece because she look pretty damn tasty here at the rehearsals. Anyway, maybe she’ll surprise us. HA! Stay tuned…

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Heidi Montag Promotes Her Uselessness

Here’s ~~Macaulay Culkin~~ Heidi Montag out promoting her lame Playboy spread the other day, I wanted to crop out as much of the douche as possible but the f@#ker is good he knows to stay close to his meal ticket. At least she gives us some good ass shots but it’s sad that she’s showing more tit in this dress than she did in any of her boring Playboy pictures. Big fake tits should be shared with the world not hidden away like they’re made of gold. Golden boobs? Hot stuff.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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Heidi Montag To “Perform’ At The Miss Universe Beauty Pageant

Donald Trump must be absolutely desperate because he’s hired Heidi Montag, of all people, to “perform’ at the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant this weekend. I guess if you like retards lip-singing then tune in. I’m disappointed in the Donald, if you’re going to hire Heidi for a performance you should make sure that it’s a small affair, maybe half a dozen friends of yours in a classy motel room with water pistols filled with baby oil not all over network television. You would think he’s learned his lesson by now.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Heidi Montag Playboy Pictures

So this is the moment we all couldn’t care less about; Heidi Montag in Playboy. You’d think this useless piece of white trash meat would easily get naked for a magazine that features naked women. Nope. I seriously don’t know how this got by Heff, I mean who would pay an irrelevant blond bimbo money to NOT get naked for the cameria. I’m dumbfounded. Even I can pull that off without cash.

more pictures of Heidi Montag here

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Heidi Montag’s Playboy Cover

Here’s Heidi Montag at the ‘G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra‘ premiere showing off her new Playboy cover. This would be interesting to me if she actually posed naked, but from what I hear she isn’t, so once again she ‘s completely useless. Also, why in the world is she covered in dirt?! Shouldn’t she be covered in something else, something white? That’s the real dirt she doesn’t want to share with you…

more pictures of Heidi Montag here

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Heidi Montag Wears Heather Graham’s Dress

Is Heidi Montag crazy? Ok, that’s a stupid question, but what the hell is she doing wearing Heather Graham’s dress? Didn’t she learn from Kristin Cavallari?! Anyway, I think this outfit has to be retired because no one will be able to do it justice like Heather did, especially not this imbecile.

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Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

I don’t know if you guys are watching “I’m a Celebrity, Get me out of Here”, but I’m sure you heard about all the douchery that Heidi Montag and Spencer were involved in. Before the show, I never heard either of them speak and I didn’t realize that Heidi is such a God freak! I’m all for religion, but Heidi seems like the type that has turns to it because she has blown so much man meat in her day to get to where she is, that now she feels the need to spread the gospel or whatever you call it. It. Anyway, here she is enjoying her last days in Costa Rica in a bikini after leaving the show because she was too ill to continue. Poor girl…

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Heidi Montag Nude In Playboy

Well, People magazine is reporting that Heidi Montag will bare it all for September’s issue of Playboy Magazine. It’s about time this useless piece of trash does something worthwhile with her life. I’m actually looking forward to it and I think it’s a step in the right direction for her. Next step, Sex Tape.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Heidi Montag Has Downed Much Bigger Scorpions

I know what you guys are thinking: Please let that Scorpion be real! But let me tell you even if that was a live one, it wouldn`t have an effect on Heidi Montag. I’m sure she’s taken much worse down her mouth to get into the industry that her body has built up enough resistance to protect her from a measly scorpion. Here she is taking photos before leaving to the jungle for the tv show`I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here`. Good news, we won`t have to see or hear from her and her douche husband for some time.

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