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Tila Tequila Classes Up The Fake Breasts

April 26th, 2012

I haven’t seen Tila Tequila in a while, I just assumed she was at some rehab center getting her act together or working as a “hostess” at a strip club, but she’s actually looking really good. Here she is all cleaned up and looking hot at a party she was invited to for some reason. Hmmm, I think she might be a little TOO cleaned up for my taste. Big fake breasts shouldn’t be covered up in a sober businesswoman dress. Such a waste. Someone get her a drink.

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Tila Tequila Classes Up The Chesticles

December 14th, 2011

We don’t see as much of Tila Tequila as we used to, I guess she’s finally sobered up, but that doesn’t mean that her nice fake breasts aren’t out there breaking hearts. Here she is all dolled up at some event looking pretty respectful actually. As respectful as you can with giant stripper breasts falling out of your dress. I like it. I have a friend getting married soon, I wonder if she’ll be my plus one.

Tila Tequila Singing In a Tight Top

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Tila Tequila’s Lame Foxy Boxing

November 8th, 2011

It looks like Tila Tequila’s career has finally taken off, here she is at one of those lame Foxy Boxing events where two chicks in little outfits pretend to fight each other with oversized gloves in front of a crowd of sad dudes hammered on $14 beers. She’s hit the big time. If you’ve got five and a half minutes to spare you can watch the lame video below. They even added in punching sound effects to make it more authentic. So lame.

Photos: Fame

Tila Tequila Struts Her Stuff

August 5th, 2011

What could possibly be better on a friday afternoon than some pictures of an attention seeking asian hottie strutting her stuff on the streets? Here’s Tila Tequila showing off her tight body in a hot pink dress while she casually walks along the sidewalk on a sunny day. I wish more chicks would walk around like this, shaking the goods and slowly undressing. Hot.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Tila Tequila Gets Sexy For Howard

July 28th, 2011

I almost forgot all about my favorite asian Tila Tequila, where the hell has she been hiding? Here she is looking pretty sexy outside the Sirius Radio studios before an appearance on Howard Stern. It’s nice to see that she hasn’t gotten all fat or pregnant or anything like that. Shouldn’t she be in porn by now? I bet Howard got her to talk about her vagina.

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Tila Tequila Drops Some Massive Fake Cleavage

June 7th, 2011

I’ve had a pretty good run of celebrity cleavage pictures up on the site so far today, so I figured why not keep the streak going with some shots of my favorite maniac asian Tila Tequila dropping some serious cleavage. Yes please. There’s nothing in this world I love more than half exposed fake breasts attached to insane fake lesbian women on the red carpet. Thank you Tila, thank you.

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Tila Tequila Is A Tightly Wrapped Package

June 2nd, 2011

It’s been a while since I’ve seen my favorite big chested lunatic asian chick Tila Tequila, so I’m kind of glad that I’ve come across these shots of her nice little body wrapped up in a tight pink dress outside something called the Celebrity Charity Tabloid Roast. I don’t know what that is or why Tila Tequila would be invited, but it happened. The pictures seem a little out of focus, but that’s pretty much how I imagine this chick goes through life anyway so I’m keeping it. Enjoy.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Tila Tequila Rocking A Tube Top

March 22nd, 2011

So Tila Tequila was invited to some party or something last night, don’t ask me why, but she wore kind of a sexy one piece tube top thingy so I’m alright with it. I’m alright with it because places those big plastic chesticles front and center. How would a chick without massive fake boobs wear something like this? The thing would just fall right down to her ankles. Luckily weird not in that situation. Enjoy.

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The Tila Tequila Hotness Continues

January 27th, 2011

I still can’t get over how good Tila Tequila is looking these days. Yesterday she was looking really together and hot at the premiere of The Mechanic and now here she is looking even hotter posing for the paparazzi in front of her equally hot sports car. I don’t know wether to be jealous of Tila for having such a nice car or of the car for getting to have Tila sit on it’s lap and play with it’s “gearshift” all the time. Tough one.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Tila Tequila Cleans Up Pretty Nicely

January 26th, 2011

I’m kind of impressed with these pictures of Tila Tequila, she looks pretty good, clean and sober and pretty damn sexy. I have no proof that she’s actually clean and sober, I’m just saying she looks good, she could be as high as a kite for all I know. Anyhow, here she is at some premiere last night in her little white dress. She looks good and all, but what I liked about this chick was that she would always wear trashy outfits with her fake boobs hanging out. I miss that girl.

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Tila Tequila And Her Fancy Breasts

December 13th, 2010

Here’s everyone’s favorite attention whore Tila Tequila leaving rocker Dave Navarro’s apartment the other night in her blue Lamborghini. I’m shocked that a woman of her class and stature would be associated with a rock star and turn up at his apartment late at night. What a hussy, I expected more from this chick…. Actually that’s a lie, I expected a whole lot less from this maniac. Her boobs look good though.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Tila Tequila’s Sweet Asian Hotness

December 2nd, 2010

I’m happy to see that my favorite attention whore Tila Tequila seems to have landed back on her high heeled feet after whatever her latest craziness is, I’m just assuming there’s something, because she was invited to some sort of party the other day. I’m even happier to see that she brought her fake asian boobs along with her. She’s actually been looking really good lately, it feels weird saying that, but I wouldn’t be ashamed to go out to dinner with this Tila…. I’ll even pay.

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I’m Thankful For Girls Like Tila Tequila

November 25th, 2010

So It’s that time of year again when we go around the table and give thanks for the things that we love. I’m thankful for hoochies like Tila Tequila who will do pretty much anything to get attention in a crowd, without them we wouldn’t have things like wet t-shirt contest, mud wrestling, fake lesbianism, ladies night, belly shots and unwanted pregnancies. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

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Tila Tequila’s Got Good Looking Cleavage

November 24th, 2010

I haven’t had Tila Tequila’s fake boobies on the site in a long time, so I’m happy to see that she’s still not afraid to let them all hang out for the cameras every chance she gets. Not that it really takes her much convincing to show them off. It’s also nice to see her looking kinda good for a change, not so I’ll stab you in the face crazy-eyed… I wouldn’t send this one back to the agency.