So apparently Tila Tequila is on Celebrity Big Brother this year, so I guess her phone sex business isn’t going so well. And I can’t say I’m surprised. It’s not like Tila’s voice is her best attribute, if you catch my drift. Anyway, I don’t know how much time she can take off, but at least it’s a job you can do from anywhere. Hopefully even the Big Brother House, fingers crossed. I just got my mom to let me use her credit card.