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Yesterday I had pictures of supermodel Miranda Kerr looking pretty good dressed as some sort of rocker chick, but those were nothing compared to today’s pictures of her in her hot pink bikini. I hate that Orlando Bloom f@#ker!! I may not make stupid pirate movies or jet-set around the world with the rich and famous, but I make a mean Gin & Tonic and can give hands-free rectal exams. Think about it.

Photos: Fame

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Miranda Kerr: Hot Rocker Chick

These may not be Miranda Kerr bikini pictures, but they’re still pretty f@#king hot. I almost think they’re better than bikini pictures, she’s a supermodel, of course she’s going to look good in a bikini. This outfit looks like she’s filming a scene from an early nineties rock video. I wanted to come up with an obscure band, but I got distracted by Miranda’s boobs. Maybe Collective Soul? Anyhow it’s not important, what’s important is that Miranda Kerr is a hot piece of ass and should be treated as such. Enjoy.

Photos: LFI, Fame

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Miranda Kerr Nude In GQ

Here’s Miranda Kerr teasing in the latest GQ Magazine. I really like the fact that magazines are struggling these days and are finally pushing the envelope by showing more skin. Although, we’ve already seen Miranda topless so covering herself is kind of useless at this point. Enjoy.

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Miranda Kerr Lingerie Pictures Leave Me Speechless

Do I honestly have to write something about this? I think these pictures of Miranda Kerr in incredibly hot pink lingerie speak for themselves. If there are any guys out there who are reading this garbage instead of clicking on the pictures and enjoying some quality time with Miranda, call me and we can discuss the best way for you to come out to your parents.

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Miranda Kerr In A Bra For Bloomingdale’s

These are shots of supermodel Miranda Kerr in her bra for Bloomingdale’s. Honestly, I don’t need to know the reason, she could be doing this to raise money for fat sluts so they can afford to have their tramp stamp tattoos removed from their now massive stretch marked covered lower backs. As long as she’s doing it in a bra I’m all for it. Enjoy.

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Miranda Kerr’s Sweet Booty In A Bikini

Here’s Miranda Kerr in St Barths showing off her supermodel ass while on a yacht. Unfortunately, she’s with her boyfriend. It’s a shame that a young model would get involved with someone so early in her career. Doesn’t she know that falling in love will eventually make you fat? Just ask my ex. She can’t get a date for the life of her because of me. You’re welcome.

Photos: Fame

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Miranda Kerr Does Ralph

Here’s Miranda Kerr in December’s issue of Ralph. It’s obvious that Miranda doesn’t ever take a bad picture but she’s a top supermodel model so it’s expected. Anyway, I have a feeling I’ve seen these pictures before in some Victoria’s Secret catalogue but they may be new. It’s hard to tell when dealing with perfection.

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Miranda Kerr In Sexy Lingerie

After yesterday’s pictures of Marisa Miller backstage at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show I needed more, so like a junkie looking for a fix I searched high and low and found these shots of Miranda Kerr backstage in her sexy little undies. That’s the spot. I don’t know which one of these beauties I find hotter, I think they’re each going to have to come over to my mother’s basement and make a case for their hotness. I’ll defrost a box of wine.

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Miranda Kerr Ruins A See Through Moment

I always thought that supermodels were supposed to be free wheeling anything goes show your boobs at dinner parties kind of girls. Apparently I was wrong. Here’s Miranda Kerr covering up her chest plums on her way to something that none of us care about. Of all the people out there who I think would be comfortable not wearing a bra under a see through tank top, Miranda would be at the top of my list. Just ahead of Pamela Anderson and Perez Hilton.

Photos: WENN.com, Flynet

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Miranda Kerr Needs To Give More Hugs

Here’s Miranda Kerr at the 2009 HUG Award Gala fundraiser. I don’t know why I wasn’t invited to this shindig because if anyone deserves a hug from Miranda it should be me. I’ve been writing about her for years, way before people knew who she was and I’d like to think I’m the reason that she is so popular today. Now I’m not asking for an agent fee (although if any of you ladies need representation, call me) just a simple hug. I’ll make sure to wear loose clothing.

Photos: WENN.com

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Miranda Kerr Bikini Pictures

Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr showing off her tight little body during a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot on the beach somewhere. The picture quality may not be great, but there’s no denying the quality of Miranda’s ass, I’d like to mount it. I didn’t mean that in a sexual way, I simply meant I would like to have it stuffed and mounted above the fireplace so I can admire it every single day. Get your head out of the gutter.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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Miranda Kerr Gets Cheeky For V Magazine

I don’t really know what to tell you about these pictures of Miranda Kerr other than it’s monday and shots of a supermodel’s ass is a pretty good way to start off the week. Imagine, that skinny f@#k Orlando Bloom gets to start everyday off like this. No wonder he’s a movie star. If I started my day with a supermodels ass in my face I’d probably be a congressman or at least drive a really nice car.

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Miranda Kerr Is A Pompous Hottie

Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr at the Caulfield Cup, one of those annoying pompous horse racing events where all the women wear retarded hats for some reason. Luckily for Miranda she’s a gorgeous supermodel who could wear a steaming pile of manure on her head and still look like a million bucks. I’m sure there are perverts out there who would pay to see that.

Photos: Fame

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