Unless you accidentally subscribed to Elle Spain somehow, I’m guessing you probably might have missed these shots of world-class hottie Miranda Kerr in their November issue. But don’t worry, I’ve got the full photoshoot for you guys below, and I’ve even managed to translate some of the interview. My Spanish might be a little rusty, but I’m 99% sure she’s talking about how some of her biggest turn-ons are dudes who live in their mom’s basement and pasty skin. …How do you say “call me” in Spanish?
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I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that most of you dudes out there probably don’t read Women’s Health, so you may have missed this one: Miranda Kerr looking smoking hot on the cover of their latest issue. But don’t worry. You won’t have to sandwich it with a copy of Playboy at the newsstand or ask your girlfriends to buy it for you, because I’ve got the photoshoot for you perverts below. (You’re welcome.)
I’ll never figure out why Victoria’s Secret dropped Miranda Kerr, considering she’s still one of the hottest women on the entire damn planet as far as me and the Little Tuna are concerned. But anyway, the good news is, she’s still getting work and still looking smoking hot, and here she is pretending to be a surfer for some new bikini photoshoot. Enjoy.
For whatever reason, we don’t see nearly as much of Miranda Kerr as I’d like these days, but here’s the smoking hot supermodel and one of my all-time favorites giving us a peek at that sexy stomach of hers. And again, I’d still like to be seeing a whole lot more (skin, that is), but I’ll take what I can get these days.
In case you’ve ever wondered how supermodels like Miranda Kerr keep up their killer bodies, yeah, it’s definitely not from “jogging” on the beach for the paps, no matter how much my sources want to tell me this is a look at one of Miranda’s “workout sessions” with her personal trainer. It is, however, an awesome photo-op, especially thanks to the case of nippleitis Miranda seems to have come down with. So nevermind, I guess these pictures are a great workout after all. Well, for me and the Little Tuna, at least. Enjoy.
I’ll never understand why Victoria’s Secret cut ties with Miranda Kerr, considering she’s still one of the hottest women on the planet as far as I’m concerned. But after seeing her on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar Australia, I’m starting to think maybe it was just time for her to move past modeling lingerie and swimsuits and try something a little more challenging: like modeling her birthday suit. So far, so good, if you ask me. Enjoy.
I used to really dig this hottie advent calendar thing from LOVE Magazine, but after checking out the latest entry from Miranda Kerr, I’ve come to the conclusion that these videos are boring as hell this year. I mean, sure, I love seeing Miranda in lingerie as much as the next dude with a working set of eyes, but I can just go to the archives for that. So why not try something no one’s ever seen before? Like a hottie leg-wrestling a pasty blogger? It’s worth a shot at least. Call me.
According to my sources, these shots of Miranda Kerr practicing her selfie technique are from the Swarovski Star Raising for the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree in New York. But considering how smoking hot Miranda’s looking in these pictures, that’s not the only thing she raised, if you catch my drift… I’m talking about my pants tent, just to be clear. Yow.
According to my sources, the 22nd annual Elle Women in Hollywood Awards were held last night, and one of my all-time favorite hotties Miranda Kerr showed up. But I have to say, I’m a little surprised I wasn’t invited too. I mean, I do more for women in Hollywood than anyone. I give them advice on what to wear (bikinis and/or lingerie and/or nothing), let them know when they need to lose weight or get a boob job, and give great career advice (see: the boob job thing). If that’s not worthy of a lifetime achievement award, I don’t know what is. Oh well. Better luck next year, I guess.
Miranda Kerr may not be a Victoria’s Secret Angel anymore, but she’s still one of the hottest supermodels in the world as far as I’m concerned. And I’m guessing the same goes for anyone else with a working set of eyes. Anyway, here’s Miranda out during Milan Fashion Week, and I’m telling you, this girl would look just as hot wearing a garbage bag as she does in lingerie. Although, if it were up to me, I’d still take the lingerie every time. I guess I’m just old-fashioned like that. Enjoy.
All these years, I’ve been trying to crack the code and figure out how to convince one of these crazy-hot supermodels I’m always writing about to finally date me. And after seeing these pictures of mega-hottie Miranda Kerr with her billionaire boyfriend Evan Spiegel, aka the nerd behind Snapchat, I think I finally figured it out: you need to be filthy rich. That, or the guy’s got all Miranda’s private Snaps saved as blackmail. Either way, I wish I’d thought of it first.
I’ll never understand why Victoria’s Secret dropped Miranda Kerr as one of their Angels, because for my money, she’s still hands down one of the top five hottest women in the world. Here she is helping launch a special collection she designed for Swarovski and that isn’t the only thing those perfect stems of hers are launching right now, if you catch my drift. Yow!
I’m not 100% sure what this latest Miranda Kerr photoshoot is for, and I’m too lazy to look it up. So instead I’m just going to guess. And considering how smoking hot Miranda’s looking here, I’m going to go ahead and assume she’s either become the new brand ambassador for Kleenex or she’s selling a line of hottie-endorsed fire extinguishers. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going to have to go out and pick up more of both after this.
Miranda Kerr showed up in New York yesterday, looking smoking hot as usual and drawing a crowd. Although I bet Miranda would look just as good wearing a garbage bag, and if she’s game, I’d be interested to put that theory to the test. I’ve been strategically ripping holes in a few bags just in case. Call me!