According to my sources, Miranda Kerr just touched down in Tokyo in these shots, and everyone’s trying to figure out how the super-hot supermodel managed to look this good after taking a 17-hour flight halfway around the world. But that’s easy: she’s one of the hottest women in the world. I bet Miranda would look just as smoking hot after living in a pile of pizza boxes for 36 hours. And if she ever wants to put that to the test, I’d be happy to make some more room in my mom’s basement. Call me.