Turns out I may have been a little premature in calling Irina Shayk‘s Agent Provocateur video the best commercial ever last week. Because it looks like it’s got some serious competition for that title now thanks to this ad Miranda Kerr just did for Reebok. Remind me again why Victoria’s Secret fired this chick? Oh right, because they’re nuts. Anyway, go ahead and watch the commercial below and enjoy. Then feel free to rinse and repeat as many times as needed.
CELEBRITIES > Miranda Kerr
I know that most of you are probably still waking up from your turkey hangover right now, but trust me, one look at these pictures of Miranda Kerr wearing a seriously skimpy bra for I-D and you’ll be ready to go. And by that I mean, ready to go lock yourself in your aunt’s bathroom for long enough that the entire family starts wondering if you’re okay. Anyway, I don’t know if this bra is some kind of Black Friday half-off special or what, but it definitely gets the Tuna stamp of approval. Fingers crossed, but I think we could be witnessing the future of lingerie right now. Enjoy.
I don’t normally pay attention to celebrity gossip, because I’m usually too busy napping on the couch, or doing literally anything else, but I’m pretty sure I heard that Miranda Kerr‘s officially a free agent again. Which means now there’s no excuse for why we can’t be together. You know, other than the fact that she doesn’t know who I am, and probably doesn’t date bloggers who live in their mom’s basement. Still, I’m gonna focus on the positives here, and take this cover shoot for Self Magazine for what it is: a sign that maybe she’s lowered her standards. So you guys enjoy the pictures, while I go tell my mom she’s got to move out.
I’m sure Victoria’s Secret knows what a huge mistake they made in dropping Miranda Kerr, but just in case they’re still in denial, these pictures of the always amazing model at the Romeo & Juliet afterparty ought to do the trick. And it’s fitting that she went to see Romeo & Juliet too, because that story always makes me think of me and Miranda. Two young lovers that can’t be together, because I’m a blogger and she’s a famous model, and more importantly, because she’s completely unaware of my existence. Pretty romantic stuff, right?
Miranda Kerr‘s one of those models that I love no matter what she’s wearing, she could do a photoshoot on top of a pile of garbage and I’d still need to change into a new pair of sweatpants afterwards. But this one of her posing as Italian porn star-turned-politician Ilona Staller aka Cicciolina for V Magazine might be one of her best. I just wish she’d taken this tribute all the way and released a sex tape to go along with it. It’s not too late though. I’ll be on call 24/7 in case Miranda changes her mind.
I don’t know what Victoria’s Secret was smoking when they decided to drop Miranda Kerr, but I bet they’re kicking themselves now looking at these pictures of Miranda rocking short shorts like the super-hottie she is. Either that or they’re just doing the same thing as the rest of us. And it’s definitely not kicking ourselves, though I guess it still qualifies as a form of self-abuse. So enjoy, but go easy, fellas.
In case you guys forgot to pick up your copy of the Vogue Korea July issue at the newstand this morning, here’s the big highlight: this killer Miranda Kerr photoshoot. I don’t really get the hipster sports theme, personally, I prefer supermodel shoots to have more of a lingerie in bed theme. But hey, different strokes for different folks I guess. Anyway, this is just further proof that Victoria’s Secret is crazy for letting Miranda go, because she’s so hot she even makes knee pads look good. Now that’s talent.
I’m pretty sure that Victoria’s Secret made a huge mistake dropping Miranda Kerr because here she is in a little video for KORA organics skin products and just her face alone has caused me to have a serious pant fire. Not many chicks can do that just by staring into a camera. I challenge anyone to watch this clip and not be blown away! Even you ladies!
I think Victoria’s Secret made a huge mistake in letting Miranda Kerr go because as you can see from these pictures of her at the MET Gala, she is still one of the hottest pieces in the business. Also, by far the best dressed of the evening. However, I do see a flaw in her outfit. They forgot to cut out the material that covers her breasts. It looks out of place. Wouldn’t you agree?
I’m not really a fan of music festivals. Last time I went to one, I’m pretty sure I caught some kind of fungus that started growing in between my toes. However, if there were girls that looked like Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel at the festival, I’d be willing to catch an STD. Anyway, here they are at Coachella looking like
super hot hippies.
It’s been at least a couple weeks since I’ve done a post on Miranda Kerr, which is way too long if you ask me. So here she is in a photoshoot for Mango looking her usual awesome supermodel self. And while I’m obviously digging the outfits here because Miranda would look good wearing just about anything, I can’t be the only one who was hoping that their “spring collection” included crotchless shorts and handbras, right?
I know I sound like a broken record, but honestly, if Victoria’s Secret really wanted to publicize their big launches, they’d get their Angels into the lingerie. Because as good as Miranda Kerr and Behati Prinsloo look here launching the new “Fabulous” collection, it’d be 100 times better in lingerie. But then again, I guess just about everything would be improved with supermodels wearing lingerie — morning commutes, business meetings, walking to the store. So really, I guess I should be upset that girls like Miranda and Behati forget their lingerie all the time, not just here.
Not that it comes as much of a surprise to my regular readers, but Miranda Kerr somehow always looks hot, no matter what she’s wearing or where she is. She could be in a cardboard box under the freeway and she’d still look like a million bucks. Anyway, case in point, here’s Miranda getting off a plane rocking a pair of tight jeans and looking her usual supermodel self. I bet she just woke up too. I love this woman.
So here’s Miranda Kerr in another pair of super tight jeans for some photoshoot. Now, I know it’s not the best shoot we’ve seen of her recently (this one is), but I found that if you enlarge the pictures and squint, you can make out that Miranda has a case of nipple-itis coming on. Don’t worry if you didn’t catch it, that’s why they pay me the big bucks. I’m an expert at diagnosing this kind of thing.