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Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures

After posting pictures of Rihanna’s creepy loose thighs I needed something to help me un-see that image so here’s Ashley Tisdale in her bikini in Cabo. This is a good formula to remember after witnessing something as tragic as inner thigh cellulite. Quickly head to HollywoodTuna and find pictures of a young woman who is sort of a celebrity but not really and clear your mind by enjoying pictures of her in her little bikini. Think of it as a chick sorbet meant to cleanse the palette. You’re welcome.

more pictures of Ashley Tisdale here

Photos: Flynet

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures

Here’s Britney Spears in a bikini while vacationing in.. ya you guessed it by the direction of her nipples; Australia! Other than her poorly placed baby feeders, Britney is almost worthy of “MILF” status. I would’ve never thought a year ago, I’d be saying that, but I’m glad she turned herself around because it is much easier to write about her ass, than her f$#ked up psychological problems.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures

I never get tired of seeing Jennifer Aniston’s hot cougar body in a bikini because let’s be honest, her face isn’t her best asset. Unfortunately, these pictures kind of suck since she is covering up her best ass-et making it difficult for me to judge. I need a little more somethin’ somethin’ to get the creative juices flowing. Let’s hope more pics are made available soon!

more pictures of Jennifer Aniston here

Photos: Flynet

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Carrie Amstutz Bikini Pictures

I can honestly say that I have no idea who this Carrie Amstutz chick is, to me she’s just another girl in a bikini, but apparently she’s on the reality show Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami…. Never f@#king heard of it. I didn’t know there was another reality show, I just thought they had the Keeping Up With Fat Ass And The Other Two and that was it. I guess I’m out of the loop. In any case, this Carrie bird has a nice tight little body on her so hopefully we’ll be seeing more of her. By more of her I mean her boobs. But you already knew that.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures

I’m being told that these are pictures of Marisa Miller teaching the girls on America’s Next Top Model how to pose on the beach in their bikinis. Thank you Jesus! Maybe if we’re lucky, next time she’ll teach them about French kissing and the proper way to apply baby oil to get just the right shine. This could become a fifty disk DVD box set, How To: With Marisa Miller, teaching women to do everything from slow roast a ham to waxing their lady business. For just four easy payments of $99.99 it could be yours. I’d buy it.

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Christina Ricci Bikini Pictures

Here’s Christina Ricci in a bikini while vacationing in Miami. I really want to like these pictures but the boy hair cut just throws me off. It’s like I’m looking at myself in the mirror when I was 15. Not only that, I remember Christina having much bigger breasts and to see them this small is a disappointment.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, SplashNewsOnline

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Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Nasty!

I told you there’d be more Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures coming our way, all those years living under powerlines must have made me psychic. I think these pictures are better, she’s making some nasty faces and getting down and dirty in her skimpy bikini. I knew I was going to say that. I should start reading women’s fortunes, just send me a picture of your boobs and I’ll tell you what the future will bring. For a small fee of course.

more pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio here

Photos: Fame

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

All sorts of hotties seem to be shooting their bikini calendars these days, I guess it’s so they’ll be ready for the christmas holidays, this is one of the hottest so far. Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio striking some erotic poses on the beach somewhere. In these tough economic times I thought I’d give you a sneak peek, that’s the kind of guy I am. That and the fact that Alessandra is so hot I”m always going to post pics of her. I’m sure there will be more. I’ll keep you posted.

more pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio here

Photos: Fame

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Emanuela de Paula Bikini Pictures

I’ve never heard of Emanuela de Paula before today, but after seeing these pictures of her sweet ass in a bikini posing for Victoria’s Secret, I think she may be the next up and coming “supermodel”. I can speed that process up if she would send me some personal candids or better yet, date a really cool blogger. HA! That’s an oxymoron… I kid myself.

Photos: Fame

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Miranda Kerr Bikini Pictures

Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr showing off her tight little body during a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot on the beach somewhere. The picture quality may not be great, but there’s no denying the quality of Miranda’s ass, I’d like to mount it. I didn’t mean that in a sexual way, I simply meant I would like to have it stuffed and mounted above the fireplace so I can admire it every single day. Get your head out of the gutter.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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Julia Roberts Bikini Pictures

Here’s Julia Roberts on the set of her new movie Eat, Pray, Love, Suck or something like that. It doesn’t matter, the point is she’s wearing a bikini and I’m not feeling any love in my pants. Has she past her prime or have I lost all sensation from the waist down? Either way I’m not impressed. I’m sure they’ll fix up the shots in post production and she’ll end up looking pretty hot, but until then I’m giving this film two and a half limp penises.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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Jessica Jane Clement Bikini Pictures

Here’s British nobody Jessica Jane Clement in Cyprus with some punk who can’t seem to take his hands off of her. I don’t blame him though but only amateurs with lame tattoos aim for the titties. If I was with her, she’d be sprawled naked on the beach and I’d be cleaning the sand out of every sweet orifice on that hot little body with my… well you know where I’m going with this. No need to go in detail.

more pictures of Jessica Jane Clement here

Photos: Flynet

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Best Job In The World!

Here are some behind the scenes shots of Marisa Miller in her bikini during some photoshoot. I don’t know who the chick in the black bikini is, but I’m jealous of her, she’s got one of the best jobs ever. Where else can you hang out on the beach all day in your bathing suit adjusting supermodels bikini bottoms and get paid for it?Although if I had this job I really wouldn’t want to be wearing a bathing suit. Boners at work can be somewhat inappropriate.

Photos:Bauer-Griffin

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures

Here’s Britney Spears in a bikini while vacationing in Mexico. Besides the hair and being crazy and all, her body looks pretty damn good. I guess extensive touring has done her well. Now if only I can get my girlfriend a record contract and booming sales, maybe I can get her on Britney’s fitness program. Unfortunately, she has no talent. I’m going to pay for that aren’t I?

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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