Hollywoodtuna » Bikinis

Jennifer Aniston Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose Again!

Here’s Jennifer Aniston in a bikini vacationing in Cabo. As you can see once again she has attempted the “Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose” and once again she has failed. When are these chicks going to learn how to do it right? Sure Jen’s body is smokin’ but maybe she needs to learn a few yoga moves to improve her technique. Call me. We’ll start off with the downward dog while I do upright crane. That will get your body in proper alignment.

Photos: Flynet

Digg

del.icio.us

Share on Facebook

RSS

---------------------------------------------------------

Sarah Harding Bikini Pictures

Girls Aloud hottie Sarah Harding has been on vacation on the warm sunny beaches of (insert tropical island name here) and has been giving us quite a good look at her sweet bikini body over the last few days. Considering that she’s only popular in England she’s getting a lot of attention. How could she not really? She’s sort of famous and more importantly she’s got a tight little body that looks good enough to eat. This animal print bikini is bringing out my animal instincts, I want to drag her back to my cave. Of course, by cave I mean my mother’s basement.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

Digg

del.icio.us

Share on Facebook

RSS

---------------------------------------------------------

Lorraine Nicholson And AnnaSophia Robb Bikini Pictures

I can honestly say that the only reason I’m posting these pictures of Jack Nicholson’s daughter Lorraine Nicholson in her bikini is because she’s Jack Nicholson’s daughter. She’s got a good body, but she’s not hot at all. I’d say her little fake one armed friend AnnaSophia Robb was much hotter, but I get the feeling she’s pretty young so that sh%t never happened. Anyhow, if you like celebrities kids in bikinis these are for you. Enjoy.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Digg

del.icio.us

Share on Facebook

RSS

---------------------------------------------------------

Katrina Campins Bikini Pictures

Apparently this Katrina Campins chick was on The Apprentice at some point. Honestly, I don’t really give a sh%t what she was on, I’m just glad she decided to stuff those titties into a little bikini and threw on a pair of heels. If the name of Donald Trump’s show was The Secretary, there’s no doubt in my mind she would have won. Better luck next time.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

Digg

del.icio.us

Share on Facebook

RSS

---------------------------------------------------------

Lorraine Nicholson Bikini Pictures

Apparently these are pictures of Jack Nicholson’s daughter Lorraine Nicholson modeling various bikinis for something, probably a fake photo spread her dad set up. I don’t see what the big deal is, apart from a couple of nice tan-lines she’s really not anything special, I see chicks like this every day, but I’m normally stuffing dollar bills in their underwear. She really just looks like your average bar chick who looks a hell of a lot better through the bottom of a bottle of gin. Enjoy.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Digg

del.icio.us

Share on Facebook

RSS

---------------------------------------------------------

Sarah Harding Swimsuit Pictures

Earlier today I had pictures of Girls Aloud hottie Sarah Harding almost flashing her junk getting out of a car in a little skirt. I felt bad that I couldn’t deliver the goods so here are a few shots of her playing in the ocean in her sexy one piece swimsuit. It’s a little weird to say that a one piece can be hot, but I actually really like it. Especially the way it rides up in the front like a reverse wedgie. Hot! I like to spend my summer weekends at the water park sitting at the bottom of the steepest water slide with a few beers and a camera hidden in my trucker cap. Good wholesome fun.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

Digg

del.icio.us

Share on Facebook

RSS

---------------------------------------------------------

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures

I had Alessandra Ambrosio, then Miranda Kerr and now it’s Doutzen Kroes turn to hit the beach in her sexy little bikini. I think they call that a Victoria’s Secret model hat-trick. There’s something about a supermodel in a bikini climbing a wall that intrigues me, I’m not sure what, but something. Actually, I think it’s the supermodel in a bikini part. Whatever it is, I’m glad it’s happening. Enjoy.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

Digg

del.icio.us

Share on Facebook

RSS

---------------------------------------------------------

I Want That Job…

I’d even sell my recently adopted Haitian baby for it. Too soon?

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

Digg

del.icio.us

Share on Facebook

RSS

---------------------------------------------------------

Miranda Kerr Bikini Pictures

Yesterday I had pictures of supermodel Miranda Kerr looking pretty good dressed as some sort of rocker chick, but those were nothing compared to today’s pictures of her in her hot pink bikini. I hate that Orlando Bloom f@#ker!! I may not make stupid pirate movies or jet-set around the world with the rich and famous, but I make a mean Gin & Tonic and can give hands-free rectal exams. Think about it.

more pictures of Miranda Kerr here

Photos: Fame

Digg

del.icio.us

Share on Facebook

RSS

---------------------------------------------------------

Karina Smirnoff Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose

I think this is a pretty good attempt at the Jessica Alba bikini ass pose, but Karina Smirnoff could’ve used a little more arch in her back. I know I’m being picky, but if you’re going to do it, you might as well do it right. Ladies, I give private lessons at my home. Call me

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Digg

del.icio.us

Share on Facebook

RSS

---------------------------------------------------------

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

Just in case those pictures that I posted earlier of Alessandra Ambrosio making sexy faces in a swimsuit weren’t enough, here a bunch more of her at the same shoot, doing what she does best. Being a hot piece. Enjoy.

more pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio here

Photos: Fame

Digg

del.icio.us

Share on Facebook

RSS

---------------------------------------------------------

Karina Smirnoff Bikini Pictures

Here’s Dancing With The Stars’ Karina Smirnoff in what looks like some kind of organized candid photoshoot. Not that I care. I think every celeb should stage their own bikini candids. It’d make my job much easier. I wouldn’t have to spend hours every day looking for something interesting to post. Anyway, it looks like dancing has done Karina’s body pretty good and luckily, all that training didn’t cause her to lose her chesticles. Phew!

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Digg

del.icio.us

Share on Facebook

RSS

---------------------------------------------------------

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sexy Faces

If seeing Alessandra Ambrosio making sexy faces in a swimsuit is your thing (which it should be), then you came to the right place. Here she is at a photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret and all I want to know is where do girls like this hang out? Do they live in sewers and only come out when I’m asleep? I think I need to re-arrange me sleep patterns. Jesus, she’s hot!

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

Digg

del.icio.us

Share on Facebook

RSS

---------------------------------------------------------

Whitney Port Bikini Pictures

I have to say that these pictures of Whitney Port in her bikini are pretty damn impressive. I don’t think she was this skinny in her last set of bikini pictures, I’m proud of her, we can all stand to skip a meal once and a while. Unfortunately, the “soft spots” I used to like seem to have also shrunken a little, which is somewhat disappointing. If only there were some way to rectify the situation, perhaps surgically.

more pictures of Whitney Port here

Photos: Flynet

Digg

del.icio.us

Share on Facebook

RSS

---------------------------------------------------------