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Maggie Rawlins Belongs In A Bikini

March 21st, 2017

Maggie Rawlins

I never heard of Maggie Rawlins, but here she is modeling for Beach Bunny Swimwear. Obviously she is hot, but she looks like every other model on Instagram, which makes me wonder how much do these chicks actually earn when they are all so interchangeable. Back in the day we had a handful of top models, but now with social media every swimwear or fashion company can hire a chick for peanuts. Anyway, let’s forget about the economics of being a model, it’s not important and let’s focus on those titties. Amen.

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Vita Sidorkina Because She Is Amazing

March 20th, 2017

Vita Sidorkina

You want hot! I’ve got hot for you. Russian sensation Vita Sidorkina. I don’t know much about her, but I do know in Russian “Vita” means tug and “Sidorkina” means Kielbasa. Who would name their daughter that? Crazy world we live in.

         
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Kate Upton Is The 2017 ‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Issue Cover Model

February 15th, 2017

After weeks of those super-hot teaser videos, the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has finally been released, and Kate Upton got the cover — again. That makes it three times for the busty blonde. And to celebrate, they apparently made three different covers so you can “collect them all” or something. But since no one would actually ever do that, I’ve got all three for you here, so you can enjoy them all without looking like a big weirdo for buying an armful of the same damn magazine. You’re welcome in advance.

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Josephine Skriver Belongs In A Bikini

February 14th, 2017

Josephine Skriver

Since I’m such a good guy (stop laughing, I haven’t gotten to the jokes yet), I figured I’d get my loyal readers something nice for Valentine’s Day: like this brand-new set of bikini pictures from supermodel/total pants fire Josephine Skriver. And actually, if you’re ever stuck for a present, this works for pretty much every occasion, birthdays, Christmas, housewarming parties. So enjoy, and you’re welcome.

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Emily Sears Does Maxim Good

February 1st, 2017

Emily Sears

I know I usually like to rag on these so-called mens’ magazines for doing boring photoshoots. But that must not apply to the international versions. Because trust me, there’s definitely nothing boring about this latest shoot Aussie super-hottie Emily Sears did for Maxim Australia‘s February issue. If anything, the only problem I’ve got with these pictures is that there’s not twice as many of them.

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Elyse Knowles Is One Hot Knowles!

February 1st, 2017

Elyse Knowles

So before you ask, no, Elyse Knowles has no relation to Beyonce. But what this Australian hottie does have is one seriously amazing bikini body. Anyway, I know she’s not as a big of a name in North America as she is Down Under, but I’m telling you, if Elyse keeps delivering smoking hot photoshoots like this, I can pretty much guarantee she’ll be the world’s most famous Knowles in no time.

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Daniela Lopez Osorio Belongs In A Bikini

January 16th, 2017

Daniela Lopez Osorio

I just heard on the news that today is supposed to be “Blue Monday,” AKA the most depressing day of the year. So I figured I’d do my part to help put you guys in a better mood this morning by posting this massive bikini photoshoot from Colombian hottie Daniela Lopez Osorio. One look at these and I guarantee you’ll be feeling better in no time. You’re welcome.

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Maria Menounos Bikini Pictures

January 2nd, 2017

Maria Menounos

Ever since Maria Menounos left Extra, I’ve been waiting to see what she would do next. Maybe her and her perfect Greek booty would get their own spinoff. Or a reality show. But then she went and did something even better: becoming a professional Instagram bikini model. She hasn’t quite gotten the hang of the whole “posting 24/7” thing yet, but she’s got the rest of it down, like the hot wannabe reading list. Just a little constructive criticism, Maria might wanna consider upgrading that fiancé though. Like, say, for a very influential and well-connected blogger. I think it could really do wonders for her new career. Call me!

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Izabel Goulart’s Booty Is Amazing

December 27th, 2016

Izabel Goulart

Christmas may be over, but it’s still the holidays, which means, chances are, most of you guys are probably sitting in an airport right now, or a train station, or crashing in your mom’s basement like yours truly. Point is, wherever you are, you’re probably not in some gorgeous tropical location taking a bikini vacation with Izabel Goulart. So here’s the next best thing: a bunch of pictures and an Instagram video from the Victoria’s Secret babe. Just press your nose up against the screen, get the weirdo sitting next to you to make a few seagull noises and spray water in your face (if they’re not doing that already), and it’ll be just like you’re really there. Enjoy!

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Kara Del Toro Belongs In A Bikini

December 21st, 2016

Kara del Toro

Every year, I keep waiting for one of my Twitter girlfriends or future ex-wives to get me a Christmas present, and every year, I don’t get a single dirty selfie sent to my inbox for the holidays. It’s like these ladies don’t even know I exist or something. I know, crazy, right? So anyway, this year, I decided to get myself something for the holidays instead, and since I’m such a nice guy (stop laughing), I figured I’d share it with you guys too. So here’s a new bikini photoshoot from Kara Del Toro. I think you’ll agree, it’s the perfect present for any occasion. You’re welcome.

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Hailey Clauson Belongs In A Bikini

December 9th, 2016

Hailey Clauson

Let’s be honest: 2016 pretty much sucked. But thanks to Esquire Mexico, it looks like we’ll be kicking off 2017 right. Because they got one of my new favorite busty blondes Hailey Clauson to do the cover of their 2017 Swimsuit Edition, and these are hands down some of the hottest pictures I’ve seen all year. Here’s hoping they turn this into a monthly thing.

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Elyse Knowles Will Blow Your Pants Off

November 30th, 2016

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Now that Thanksgiving’s over, we’re officially headed towards winter here in the US, and that sucks. Not because I want to be able to go outside or anything — I’m a blogger, remember? — but because it means fewer beach trips for hot nobodies. But I’ve got good news: it may be getting colder here, but it’s going to be summer soon Down Under. So here’s Aussie model Elyse Knowles doing a killer bikini photoshoot, and here’s hoping she keeps this hotness coming all winter long.

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Monica Orlanda In A Bikini Is Amazing

November 29th, 2016

Monica Orlanda

Now that Thanksgiving’s over and you’re done eating turkey and elbowing old ladies out of the way at Walmart for half-price TVs, I’ve got something we can all actually be thankful for: this amazing bikini photoshoot from busty hottie Monica Orlanda. I don’t know much about Monica — maybe she’s Romanian? — but I do know she’s got a killer body. And that’s more than enough for me. Enjoy.

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