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Elyse Knowles Will Blow Your Pants Off

November 30th, 2016

Elyse Knowles

Now that Thanksgiving’s over, we’re officially headed towards winter here in the US, and that sucks. Not because I want to be able to go outside or anything — I’m a blogger, remember? — but because it means fewer beach trips for hot nobodies. But I’ve got good news: it may be getting colder here, but it’s going to be summer soon Down Under. So here’s Aussie model Elyse Knowles doing a killer bikini photoshoot, and here’s hoping she keeps this hotness coming all winter long.

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Monica Orlanda In A Bikini Is Amazing

November 29th, 2016

Monica Orlanda

Now that Thanksgiving’s over and you’re done eating turkey and elbowing old ladies out of the way at Walmart for half-price TVs, I’ve got something we can all actually be thankful for: this amazing bikini photoshoot from busty hottie Monica Orlanda. I don’t know much about Monica — maybe she’s Romanian? — but I do know she’s got a killer body. And that’s more than enough for me. Enjoy.

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Bryana Holly’s InstaBooty Belongs In A Bikini

November 21st, 2016

Bryana Holly

I know I post of a lot of professional Instagram wannabes/pretend bikini models on this site, but for my money, Bryana Holly here is hands down one of the hottest. And no, I’m not just saying that because I’m still trying to convince her to go on a date with me. I’d also be perfectly fine with a one-night stand. I’m not picky. Call me!

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Instagram Model Alexis Ren Is Hard At Work Being A Wannabe Real Model

November 17th, 2016

Alexis Ren

Listen, I like Alexis Ren. A lot. She’s probably one of my favorite fake models out there. But I don’t know why she’s so determined to try to become a real model. Being a professional Instagram hottie is a totally respectable job. Plus, she can still call herself a “model” if she wants. Sort of like how I call myself a “writer” when I meet women. Sure, nobody believes it, but that doesn’t stop me. And it shouldn’t stop Alexis either.

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Genevieve Morton’s Boobs Are Need Some Motorboating

November 15th, 2016

Genevieve Morton

Genevieve Morton has always been one of the bustiest of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models out there. Which means she’s also always been one of my favorites. And here she is with a brand-new bikini photoshoot that just confirms that she’d definitely be my first choice to take motorboating. See, I’ve never been a very strong swimmer, but I’d definitely feel much safer around Genevieve and those giant personal floatation device of hers. Yow.

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Bella Thorne Bikini Booty Snaps

November 8th, 2016

In case anybody out there still doesn’t believe that Bella Thorne is the hardest-working Snapchat hottie in the business, I’m betting this latest round of pictures should change that. See, here she is giving her fans some of her signature tongue action at 2:30 AM, not to mention delivering one of the best booty Snaps I’ve seen in months. I don’t know if they give out Nobel Prizes for Snapchat yet, but if/when they do, Bella’s a lock. Yow.

         
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Miranda Kerr And Her Fit Body Belongs In A Bikini

October 21st, 2016

Miranda Kerr

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that most of you dudes out there probably don’t read Women’s Health, so you may have missed this one: Miranda Kerr looking smoking hot on the cover of their latest issue. But don’t worry. You won’t have to sandwich it with a copy of Playboy at the newsstand or ask your girlfriends to buy it for you, because I’ve got the photoshoot for you perverts below. (You’re welcome.)

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Gisele Bundchen Does A Bikini And Tom

September 30th, 2016

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In case you forgot, Tom Brady is still on “vacation” from the Patriots for another week, and while that hasn’t exactly been good news for New England fans, it’s great news for all us perverts fans of his MILF wife Gisele Bundchen. Because that means she’s on vacation too, and the paparazzi managed to catch some of her best angles. It’s just a shame that Brady’s suspension is almost up. Here’s hoping he gets caught for something again, and soon.

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Yara Khmidan Is Amazing

September 15th, 2016

Yara Khmidan

Here’s one of my favorite bikini hotties Yara Khmidan back with another smoking hot photoshoot. And if you don’t know anything about Yara, I suggest you get to know this Ukrainian hottie better ASAP. And no, I don’t mean by looking her up on Google, I mean by pressing your nose up against your computer screen while you click through these pictures. Trust me, it’ll be worth every second.

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Charlotte McKinney And Her Huge Knockers Hit The Beach

September 8th, 2016

Here is Charlotte McKinney in a little bikini at the beach. Besides her delicious ginormous breasts, for an “Instagram Supermodel” she is looking a little doughy. I think I can help. Charlotte, come to my mom’s basement and while you do some deep knee bends, I will motivate you by motorboating your huge knockers.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Insta Booty Gap

August 29th, 2016

Emily Ratajkowski

You know how last time I did a post on Emily Ratajkowski, I said she wasn’t made to wear clothes? Well, here’s proof. Here’s a few of the supermodel hottie’s latest Instagram pics that prove once and for all that Emily should be wearing a bikini 24/7. Unless she wants to mix things up with lingerie or nothing at all every once in a while. That works too. Enjoy.

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Meet Hottie Sarah Tilleke

August 23rd, 2016

Sarah Tilleke

I don’t think I’ve done a post on Sarah Tilleke here before, which means most of you are probably seeing this smoking hot Aussie model for the first time right now. And you know how they say you never forget your first time. So I don’t know about you guys, but I have a feeling this beach photoshoot is going to be burned into my brain for the rest of the day. You’re welcome in advance.

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Nina Agdal’s Booty In A Bikini Is Amazing

August 18th, 2016

Nina Agdal

It’s already mid-August, which means summer’s almost over, and we’ve got to make sure to make the most of what’s left. So stop whatever you’re doing and make sure to enjoy this great bikini photoshoot from Nina Agdal, AKA one of the world’s hottest bikini models, for SI’s Summer of Swim. I figure it’s hot enough to last me until at least the end of summer this sentence. Enjoy.

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Charlotte McKinney Busting Out Of A Bikini

August 15th, 2016

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Alright, so I know I like to rag on Charlotte McKinney and call her a fake supermodel or whatever, but any time a busty hottie comes down with a serious case of nippleitis at the beach, it’s major news as far as I’m concerned, no matter who’s involved. So make sure to check back for more updates on this very important breaking story, while I press my nose up against my computer screen looking for, uh, clues. Or something. Enjoy.

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