Here’s another downright amazing set of pictures from one of my current favorite hotties Daniela Lopez Osorio. In fact, I’m pretty sure that the Colombian model’s latest bikini shoot is so good, it’s even hotter than the surface of the sun… At least I think. I’m a blogger, not an astrophysicist, remember?
CELEBRITIES > Bikinis
I’m still waiting for Rachel Barnes to take me up on my generous offer to handle all her sunscreen needs, and I’m starting to think it’s not going to happen… But luckily, that hasn’t stopped her from doing more smoking hot bikini photoshoots like this one. Anyway, I’m not sure who’s responsible for putting Rachel’s sunscreen on these days, but whoever it is, I think they missed a spot, because after a close visual inspection, I see a tan line on that otherwise perfect booty. See, who says us bloggers don’t have good attention to detail?
As you guys know I love supermodels, that said here is Shanina Shaik modelling swimsuits in Miami. Obviously, she’s a hot piece but for a 24-year-old her body is looking a little soft. Don’t get me wrong, I’d be more than happy to wake up next to that, but I think Shanina’s best modelling days are far behind her. Hopefully, she made enough money so that she doesn’t have to work ever again and if not, she’s welcome to move in with me and my mom. I’ll take care of her as long as she doesn’t get any softer than this.
Christina Milian hit the beach in Miami the other day and thankfully she called the paparazzi to take pictures of her juicy booty. Without them present, it would be a wasted opportunity for some easy press. Anyway, I remember her to be a lot firmer, but nonetheless at my old age, I’ll appreciate whatever I can get.
If I’ve learned anything from motivational posters with pictures of cats on them, it’s that you can do whatever you want, as long as you put your mind to it. So forget this blogging crap, because I just found my dream job: being Yara Khmidan‘s personal bikini adjuster. Sure, I may not have much previous experience, but I’d be happy to start out with an internship and learn on the job. So, where do I apply?
I know that Rachel Hilbert isn’t exactly a household name just yet, but for my money, she’s one of the hottest Victoria’s Secret models out there right now. Here she is in Miami modeling a number of different bikinis for the new Victoria’s Secret Pink collection, and I’ve gotta say, I’m impressed. She’s clearly very talented. Although I’d love to see Rachel tackle something a little more challenging next time, like the double hand-bra. Or better yet, the black censored bar. That’s always been a personal favorite of mine.
Bella Thorne is turning 18 in less than a month and what better way to celebrate by doing an inappropriate photoshoot for Flaunt magazine at 17. I’m not sure if biting your lip is considered a sexual act, but I’m just going to end the post here because I don’t want to get in trouble. Let’s move along, we have 22 more days left.
It has been a long time since we’ve done a post on Ashley Kirk and hopefully if she keeps coming out with photoshoots like this, she’ll become a regular here on Hollywood Tuna. Anyway, make sure to go through each and every one of these pics, they’re so hot your pants will explode.
Photos: Enrique Romero
I’ve done a couple posts on this blonde hottie Alexis Ren by now, but I think this latest beach shoot of hers might just be her hottest one yet. Now I know a few of you might be wondering how I can possibly determine something like that, and actually, I have a very scientific method for keeping track. See, I time how long it takes for my pants to come off, and it looks like Alexis and I just set a new record. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I’m being kicked out of another Starbucks… Some people apparently just don’t appreciate science.
We’ve got just under a month to go until Bella Thorne turns 18 and we can actually enjoy all these bikini pictures she’s always posting on Instagram instead of pretending to be outraged at her parents for not keeping a closer eye on her… Wait, did I say pretending? Uh, let’s just move it along before I say anything else potentially incriminating.
Here’s my favorite pair of bikini bloggers Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman at the beach in Miami. And you know, for a long time, I wasn’t sure if these two could technically be considered “bloggers.” Because even though they’ve got their own site, everybody knows all us bloggers are allergic to the sun, water and fresh air. But then I remembered that there’s always an exception to the rule, and also, that I don’t really care either way, because they’re both seriously smoking hot. Enjoy.
I love watching a game of beach volleyball as much as the next
sports fan pervert, but you’re probably going to want to move it along here. Because even though Kelli Berglund is over 18, her Disney Channel co-star/beach volleyball teammate Paris Berelc isn’t. And before you try to argue that you’re just a huge volleyball fan, trust me, nobody’s buying it.
According to my sources, it’s time for the Miss America pageant to start up again, and apparently they held the preliminaries for my favorite part of the contest last night: the bikini portion. Anyway, I still don’t understand why the Miss America people have never asked me to be a judge, considering I have years of experience judging hotties in bikinis, but in my professional opinion, Miss Wyoming Mikaela Shaw is hands down the best out of this bunch. Enjoy.
Here is Instagram model Bryana Holly pretending to be a model for some photoshoot. Don’t get me wrong, if this hot piece walked by me, I’d probably have a pant explosion, but let’s be real, she’s no supermodel. Adriana Lima is a supermodel. Candice Swanepoel is supermodel. Bryana Holly is a hot chick who managed to date the right guy and get a huge social media following.