I don’t know what to say about these Chloe Sevigny bikini pictures, other than I wished they were Chloe Grace Moretz bikini pictures. Anyway, there’s not much to see here. Let’s move along.
In case you missed Denise Schaefer the last time I did a post on her, trust me, you’re not going to want to miss this. Because the Peruvian model’s latest bikini shoot is so damn hot, I’m going to have to take a long, cold shower in order to get any more work done today. We’re talking 30-45 seconds, even. So wish me luck, and enjoy.
I was wondering why we hadn’t seen Paulina Gretzky in a while, considering the serious hottie was on pace to become a Hall of Fame professional Instagram model with all the sexy bikini selfies she was dropping on a regular basis. And turns out, it’s because the Great One’s hottie daughter went and had a kid. But the good news is she’s finally back to work again and from the looks of it, better than ever. Enjoy!
Warning: this is your weekly reminder that Bella Thorne is still under 18 for another month and a half (well, technically 47 days, but who’s counting?). So unless you want to be sharing footlongs with the Subway guy in prison, I’d ignore Bella’s latest Instagram bikini pic and just move it along, perverts.
Good news, fellow perverts: my favorite Italian showgirl Laura Cremaschi is back at the beach and showing off that perfect bikini booty of hers again in Miami. And you know, as much as I love this job, these pictures have got me seriously considering a career move… So if Laura’s ever looking for a personal wedgie assistant, I’d be happy to lend a hand. I’ve got years of experience and everything.
According to my sources, these pictures of Christina Milian hitting the beach in a bikini aren’t part of an early birthday present for her favorite blogger, they’re actually filming scenes for Christina’s new TV show Grandfathered. And I don’t know a single other thing about it, but if they can make this into a weekly occurrence, I can guarantee the show’s going to be a big hit. Hell, it might even win an Emmy. Because this is definitely must-see TV.
Just when I thought I knew every busty British nobody worth knowing, I came across these pictures of Elena Clarke at the beach. According to my sources, Elena’s a singer, dancer, actress and model, but with a bikini body this good, if she keeps taking regular beach trips with the paps, Elena’s going to be able to add “future ex-Mrs. Tuna” to that resume pretty soon. Fingers crossed.
I’m sure Rita Rusic doesn’t like it when I call her an old bag all the time, but to be fair, I’ve always called her the sexiest old bag in the world, and that’s got to count for something, right? Anyway, here’s the cougar hottie back at the beach in Miami, and according to my sources, Rita’s 55 years old these days, but who cares? If you ask me, she’s still hotter than most nobodies half her age. Enjoy.
We don’t get them very often (or nearly as often as I’d like), but the great thing about Katie Cassidy bikini pictures is that they always seem to come in waves. So enjoy these shots of the Arrow actress at the beach in Miami for now, because it’s a good bet we’ll be getting even more as the week goes on. Here’s hoping anyway.
Here’s a hottie for you guys out there who love tattoos — or just crazy-hot women in bikinis. So in other words, all of you. Because this shoot that Samantha Knoxx just did for The Moon Cult is so hot, it’s practically guaranteed to have you cranking your AC up a little higher, and if you’re smart, looking into buying something from The Moon Cult for your girlfriend. It
probably definitely won’t make her look as good as Samantha here, but hey, it’s a start.
Here’s a set of pictures pretty much guaranteed to blow your pants off: a bikini photoshoot from Florida-born model Hailey Outland. This is the first time I’m seeing Hailey, but I have a feeling this hottie has got a bright future ahead of her. I mean, she’s already mastered two of the toughest moves in modeling: the hand-bra and getting a blogger to drool all over his keyboard. OK, fine. Maybe that last one isn’t that tough. But still, wow. Enjoy.
Here’s another set of killer bikini pictures from French hottie Deborah Mace. And according to my research — aka my scrolling through her Instagram — my future ex-wife just became the new spokesmodel for Haagan-Dazs. Which doesn’t make any sense to me, because Deborah’s so hot, I don’t see how she’d be able to pose with a pint of ice cream without melting it into a puddle. Although on the other hand, I guess the pictures would still look pretty tasty no matter what.
The second I saw these pictures of Elle Evans at the beach, I knew I knew this perfect booty from somewhere, I just couldn’t remember where. But it turns out the smoking hot model/actress was in the “Blurred Lines” video with Emily Ratajkowski, which explains why I don’t remember her, considering my mind pretty much shuts down anytime we see Emily topless. But if you ask me, I think Elle has what it takes to become just as big as her co-star. All she needed was a little Tuna Bump. Enjoy.