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Salma Hayek’s Cleavage Show Is Amazing

May 18th, 2015

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Apparently Salma Hayek was listening when I said she needs to start showing the goods again, because this is more like it: she busted out some vintage cleavage for the premiere of some movie called Carol at Cannes. And now that I know I’ve got the busty MILF’s attention, I’ve got a few more quick requests for her: 1) she should take a bikini vacation with the paps after this, and 2) instead of taking that loser husband of hers, she ought to take a real man blogger like yours truly. I really don’t think that’s too much to ask, do you?

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Salma Hayek Needs To Show The Goods

May 15th, 2015

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Salma Hayek‘s given us a ton of red carpet hotness over the years, so whenever I hear there’s new pictures of Salma at a premiere, I expect to see some epic cleavage. But here she is at Cannes for her new movie Tale of Tales and I’ve gotta say, Salma’s a little more covered up than I’d hoped. Then again, I was hoping for her to show up in a bikini… But hey, a guy can dream, right?

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Where Is Salma Hayek’s Cleavage Show?

April 21st, 2015

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I know I’ve been talking up women’s magazines a lot lately and pointing out how they always seem to have hotter shoots than any of the so-called “men’s magazines.” But here’s Salma Hayek at the Women Magazine Awards in Madrid, and don’t get me wrong, she looks great and all, but where’s that famous cleavage of hers? It’s practically Salma’s trademark. All I know is, I hope she wears something a lot better to this year’s Men’s Magazine Awards… You know, assuming that’s a real thing and not just something I made up. And I really hope it is, because otherwise, I’m going to have a tough time waiting until next year’s Oscars or Golden Globes to see Salma’s massive funbags again.

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Salma Hayek’s Cleavage Show

January 12th, 2015

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I’m always a fan of the big award shows, even though I’ve never been invited to one (hint hint). Because no matter how boring they get, they’re always a good excuse for a bunch of hotties to compete to see who can drop more red carpet cleavage. It’s one of my favorite annual traditions. So here’s perennial favorite Salma Hayek at the InStyle and Warner Bros. Golden Globe afterparty. And while she didn’t win for Best Globes this year (that award goes to J-Lo), she should know that it’s an honor just to be nominated for this made-up, arbitrary award determined by a perverted blogger. So congratulations Salma! And better luck next year.

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Rihanna And Salma Hayek Make A Cute Couple

December 12th, 2014

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Here’s a lesbian fantasy I wasn’t expecting to see any time soon: Rihanna and Salma Hayek. According to my sources, Salma showed up for Rihanna’s first annual Diamond Ball benefit. And while I know it’s just their first year, I’ve got a couple suggestions for next time: if they really want to make this event a success, first off, they should institute a strictly-enforced, lingerie-only dress code. And second, they should invite yours truly. I’m a big hit at parties. Stop laughing. That wasn’t a punchline.

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Salma Hayek Is Busting Out Big Time

November 11th, 2013

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Here’s Salma Hayek at the 2013 BAFTA Awards and as you can see she brought her two big friends along with her and it appears that they want to join the festivities too because they are trying to escape that tight dress. I say let those babies have a good time on their own. Seriously, give them some room to breathe, make friends and eventually end up in the hands of a semi-successful celebrity blogger.

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Salma Hayek’s Booty Gets Exposed!

October 24th, 2013

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Usually whenever I do a post on Salma Hayek, I spend most of my time on her massive funbags, and forget all about her booty. Take yesterday, for instance. But not anymore. Because thanks to an assist from Mother Nature and a well-placed paparazzi, we got a sneak peek at Salma’s booty while she was filming her new movie. They might as well just give them the Oscar right now.

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Salma Hayek’s Cleavage Would Look Great In IMAX

October 23rd, 2013

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Every so often I post pictures from movie sets, but it’s pretty rare that they actually make me want to see the movie. But after these shots of Salma Hayek and her trademark cleavage on the set of her new movie How to Make Love Like an Englishman, I’ll be there to see it opening day. Preferably in IMAX. I’ve even got a great idea for the sequel, we can call it How to Make Love Like a Blogger. OK, you’re right, I guess that’s more of a short film.

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Salma Hayek’s Cleavage Saves Face

July 1st, 2013

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If I ran a fashion show, I’d never invite Salma Hayek, because how’s anybody supposed to keep their eyes on the runway with funbags like that around? Anyway, I know Salma’s getting up there these days, so thank God for that cleavage, because her face is looking pretty tired. I think Salma ought to go for a jog or something, watching those things bounce always seems to perk me up. Hey, it’s worth a try at least. Just make sure to bring a camera crew along, you know, for posterity or whatever.

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Salma Hayek Busts Out The Fashionable Cleavage

January 22nd, 2013

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I’m not sure what fashion show Salma Hayek was attending in these pictures, and I don’t really care about looking it up. Somehow I’m guessing you guys won’t lose any sleep over it. Instead, let’s focus on what’s really important here: Salma’s awesome cleavage. Forget the runway, I’d want front row seats to those any day of the week. Anybody out there know a guy who can hook me up? I’m willing to pay above face value.

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Salma Hayek’s Globes Are Winners

January 14th, 2013

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With all the cleavage on display at the Golden Globes last night, it’s hard to pick just one winner. I know people say this every year, but all the nominees were truly amazing. I’d love to motorboat each and every one of them. But if I had to choose the Globes of the Night, it’d have to go to Salma Hayek. Cleavage this consistently awesome deserves some kind of a lifetime achievement award. Let’s make it happen people.

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Salma Hayek Brings You The Boom

October 10th, 2012

I have to stay, I’m a little disappointed in Salma Hayek here. For a movie called Here Comes the Boom, you would think she’d bring a bit more boom to the red carpet than this. Maybe I’ve been spoiled, but Salma must just be trying to stay relatively covered up to drum up anticipation. I’m sure her cleavage is the best part of the movie. And you never want to give away the best part before people go see it. Clever.

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Salma Hayek Gives Oliver Stone A Great View

September 19th, 2012

So Oliver Stone got caught staring at Salma Hayek‘s massive cleavage at the Savages photocall, but can you blame him? Salma’s boobs are so big they’ve got their own gravitational pull, and our eyes are powerless against it. It’s a good thing I can touch type. Otherwise, you probably never would’ve even seen this post.

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Salma Hayek’s Breasts Are At It Again

June 13th, 2012

I had some awesome cleavage shots of Salma Hayek on the site yesterday, she’s quite voluptuous you know, and I enjoyed them so much that I thought I would look for some more. Here she is on the set of some movie in which the producers have clearly put an emphasis on very large breasts…. It sounds amazing. I can’t wait for the scene where she goes for a jog in the pouring rain, then bumps into someone like Kate Upton carrying a big tub of baby oil. You know you’d watch it.

     
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