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Salma Hayek Busts Out The Fashionable Cleavage

January 22nd, 2013

I’m not sure what fashion show Salma Hayek was attending in these pictures, and I don’t really care about looking it up. Somehow I’m guessing you guys won’t lose any sleep over it. Instead, let’s focus on what’s really important here: Salma’s awesome cleavage. Forget the runway, I’d want front row seats to those any day of the week. Anybody out there know a guy who can hook me up? I’m willing to pay above face value.

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Salma Hayek’s Globes Are Winners

January 14th, 2013

With all the cleavage on display at the Golden Globes last night, it’s hard to pick just one winner. I know people say this every year, but all the nominees were truly amazing. I’d love to motorboat each and every one of them. But if I had to choose the Globes of the Night, it’d have to go to Salma Hayek. Cleavage this consistently awesome deserves some kind of a lifetime achievement award. Let’s make it happen people.

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Salma Hayek Brings You The Boom

October 10th, 2012

I have to stay, I’m a little disappointed in Salma Hayek here. For a movie called Here Comes the Boom, you would think she’d bring a bit more boom to the red carpet than this. Maybe I’ve been spoiled, but Salma must just be trying to stay relatively covered up to drum up anticipation. I’m sure her cleavage is the best part of the movie. And you never want to give away the best part before people go see it. Clever.

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Salma Hayek Gives Oliver Stone A Great View

September 19th, 2012

So Oliver Stone got caught staring at Salma Hayek‘s massive cleavage at the Savages photocall, but can you blame him? Salma’s boobs are so big they’ve got their own gravitational pull, and our eyes are powerless against it. It’s a good thing I can touch type. Otherwise, you probably never would’ve even seen this post.

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Salma Hayek’s Breasts Are At It Again

June 13th, 2012

I had some awesome cleavage shots of Salma Hayek on the site yesterday, she’s quite voluptuous you know, and I enjoyed them so much that I thought I would look for some more. Here she is on the set of some movie in which the producers have clearly put an emphasis on very large breasts…. It sounds amazing. I can’t wait for the scene where she goes for a jog in the pouring rain, then bumps into someone like Kate Upton carrying a big tub of baby oil. You know you’d watch it.

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Salma Hayek Busts Out The Heavy Artillery

June 12th, 2012

It seems that every time I see Salma Hayek, her breasts keep getting bigger. Is it my imagination? I’m not complaining, she’s always had some of the best breasts in the business so if they happen to be getting larger I’m all for it. Here she is on the set of something, showing off not only a substantial amount of cleavage, but a pretty nice little spandex booty shot. That’s a two for one special I’d be willing to pay for.

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Salma Hayek Sweet Profile Hotness

June 1st, 2012

Obviously Salma Hayek was busty to begin with, how else did she make it in Hollywood, her acting? But ever since she squeezed out a human from her vagina, those breasts seem to have gotten even better. I know that women’s, and some men’s, can swell up after giving birth, but I always thought they just went back to normal. Apparently Salma is one of the lucky ones. If I were her kid I’d kick and scream and put up such a fight so that she would breast feed me for as long as possible. Like until college.

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Salma Hayek’s Breasts Save Face

May 21st, 2012

I’m not going to make any stupid jokes about all the hot women and their cans at the Cannes Film Festival, that’s pretty hacky, but I am going to say how much I’d like to have Salma Hayek smother me with her big breasts. Here she is on the red carpet showing off those very special talents. Although, aside from her amazing latina cleavage, she’s kinda showing her age. Not cool. I had Carmen Electra up on the site earlier and she didn’t look this old, and I actually think Salma is younger than Carmen, so why is she looking so old? Ah yes, she squeezed a human being out of her vagina…. Kids are the worst.

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Salma Hayek Drops Some Awesome Cleavage

October 25th, 2011

I don’t know if any of you saw Salma Hayek on Letterman last night, but the woman is still amazing. I watched the whole thing in slow motion, it took about thirteen minutes, but it was totally worth it. Here she is outside the studios dropping a very nice, very large amount of Latina cleavage. Perfection. I just want to strip down and dive in their head first.

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Salma Hayek Hides The Big Guns

October 6th, 2011

I know these aren’t the best pictures you’ll ever see of Salma Hayek, let me rephrase that, these probably aren’t the best pictures of Salma Hayek’s big beautiful breasts. Salma actually looks alright for a woman her age, but those big sweater mounds are hidden too well for my taste. At least give us a profile shot or a cleavage peak. Something. I’m not sure what else to say, I’m disappointed in you woman. And leave the old dude at home next time, nobody needs to see that.

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Salma Hayek Cleavage Is Awesome

September 27th, 2011

It’s kind of strange, because the world doesn’t normally work like this, but I think that Salma Hayek is one of those abnormalities where she’s gotten even hotter after giving birth. I know it’s hard to wrap your head around, but I truly believe it. I can’t be the only one who thinks this. Here she is at some press junket the other day showing us that she’s still got it. Especially when it refers to gorgeous massive cleavage. Amazing! Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I’ve still got it too…. Yes, in this case it refers to the chubby I’ve had since I started writing this post. Enjoy.

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Salma Hayek Show’s Off Some Sweet Cleavage

September 5th, 2011

Here’s Salma Hayek showing off her delicious mom cleavage. There’s not much else to say other than I’d like to play a little game I like to call motorboat with those things. Anyway, it’s Labor Day and I am hung over so don’t expect brilliant posts today. Enjoy.

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Salma Hayek Struts Her Stuff

June 24th, 2011

I haven’t had Salma Hayek on the site in a long time, so what better way to welcome her back than with some shots of the Latina hottie strutting her stuff in a short skirt and some fancy heels. I’m kind of impressed, I thought she had let herself go after squeezing out that rich dude’s kid. I guess not. I’ve always been a big fan of that sweet big front meat so I especially like how she’s highlighted the girls. Well done lady. Now jump up and down or touch your elbows behind your back please.

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Salma Hayek European Cleavage Vacation

June 3rd, 2011

I think that Salma Hayek is one of those weird exceptions where she actually looks like she may have gotten hotter after giving birth to her kid. Strange. She’s always had an ample bosom, but they just seem a whole lot more inviting these days. Here she is dropping some impressive tarted up cleavage at some party over in Europe the other day. Those Europeans always get the best boob shots. I don’t know if they motorboat over their, but someone should really introduce them to that American tradition. I would be more than willing to demonstrate if Salma would assist me.