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Audrina Patridge Lack Execution

The thought of The Hills nobody Audrina Patridge wearing a loose fitting tank top over her big fake boobies was a nice one, but the execution just wasn’t there. Mostly because she decided to ruin the whole party by wearing some sort of restrictive tube top like apparatus underneath it to securely fasten any chest luggage. I’m very disappointed in her, this is not how she is supposed to stay relevant.

Photos: Flynet

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Audrina Patridge’s Funbags Need To Be Freed

Here’s my second favorite useless nobody, Audrina Patridge in a rush heading somewhere. There’s nothing better than a women with fake tits on the run. It’s too bad I don’t have video of this in slow motion because that little bag of fun on the right, looks like it wants to be freed. Don’t worry little guy, one day you’ll have your moment when Audrina is strapped for cash.

Photos: WENN.com,Fame

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Audrina Patridge Works It

I’m guessing these are pictures of Hollywood nobody Audrina Patridge on her way to the gym because she’s not exactly looking like someone who’s just had a vigorous workout. Although, she’s a pseudo celebrity so I doubt any of her workouts are very vigorous, it probably involves some ass clenches and some Stuart Smalley self affirmation. “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!”. People do like her fake boobs so close enough.

Photos: WENN.com

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Audrina Patridge Needs To Turn On The Heat

I’m getting kind of sick of nobody Audrina Patridge living up to her nickname by always doing absolutely nothing. Sure she’s wearing a nice tank top which highlight her fake boobies, but a man can’t survive on boob pictures alone, I need substance… Where the f@#k did that come from? Now I’m sure I have the swine flu because I’m talking out of my ass. Who gives a shit what Audrina does as long as she keeps wearing outfits that show off her tight body and big fake boobies. Boobies…. HeHe. I’m cured.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Audrina Patridge’s Sweater Puppies Are Going To Get Scanned

Here’s nobody Audrina Patridge and her fake boobs at the airport the other day in what kinda looks like a see through top. I guess that’s a stretch, but she still looks pretty good. Not as good as she did dressed as a genie for halloween, but I’ll take what I can get. With the new X-ray security screeners that are starting to turn up, some lucky guard is going to get a nice close up little peek at her funbags. Lucky guy.

more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

Photos: Flynet

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I Dream Of Audrina

I have three wishes for Audrina. I wish she’d lose the outfit, sit on my lap and well, you guys know what the third one is. No need to write it out.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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Audrina Patridge Needs Some Tarting Up

Here’s nobody Audrina Patridge doing well, the usual, nothing. I don’t know what compels me to post pictures of this chick, she’s not showing off her fake tits or even wearing a decent outfit, I think she’s hypnotized me with her creepy lazy eye somehow. She’s kinda making a retarded face in the second picture if that means anything to you. I hate my career choice.

Photos: Flynet

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Audrina Patridge In A Hot Little Number

I have to admit that Audrina Patridge is at her absolute hottest when she’s wearing sunglasses and has her mouth shut. Once she opens her mouth and loses the glasses, her upper lip disappears and her lazy eye starts wandering, I lose all sexual attraction. Here she is in a hot little short short jumpsuit looking good enough to eat. I just wish she was showing off her fake boobs, I’m in the mood for some genetically modified white meat.

more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

Photos: Flynet, WENN.com

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Audrina Patridge Because She Hot

Here’s nobody Audrina Patridge on the set of her pretend life in a nice pair of low-rise jeans. She’s not really doing anything, but she’s kinda nice to look at. I keep calling her a nobody to lower her self esteem so that if and when our pretend lives have a cross over episode I may be able to convince her to make the hump with me. I can’t tell if it’s working, but I’ll keep you posted.

more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

Photos: Flynet

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Audrina Patridge’s Boots Are Made For Walkin’

I have to say that I’m impressed with Audrina Patridge, at the Los Premios MTV 2009 at the Gibson Amphitheatre last night, she really tarted herself up for the event. I like it. Any time you can get a chick in thigh high leather boots and not have to pay extra for it is a good night. I bet those things are a bitch to get on and off. I’m picturing baby oil, one of her hot friends and some pliers. Send me the video.

Photos: WENN.com

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Audrina Patridge Gives Us A Sweet View

Here’s Audrina Patridge picking up her mail off the floor while giving us a great view. There’s not much else to say about these pictures, other than I love fake breasts and thank you very much.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Audrina Patridge Puckers Up

Here’s Audrina Patridge showing some leg and plump juicy-kissy lips at the Auto Club Speedway. Alright, that was a joke, we all know Audrina has no upper lip at all. It’s a good effort though. For a second I was having dirty thoughts of me, Audrina and an Altoid. I’m still having dirty thoughts, just not the minty fresh kind…

Photos: WENN.com

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I Want To Know Audrina Patridge’s Girls

Here’s my favorite nobody Audrina Patridge raising more than just breast cancer awareness in a nice see through top asking women to Know Your Girls. Obviously by ‘Girls’ she means boobs, and there’s nothing I would like more than to spend a little time getting to know Audrina’s big fake boobies. Come to think of it I’d also like to get to know her ass. This is a campaign I could really see myself getting behind.

Photos: WENN.com

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Audrina Patridge Ruins A See Through Moment

Here’s Audrina Patridge ruining what could have been a quite nice little see through moment for the two of us. Instead she feels the need to cover her delightfully fake boobs with a bra, what a prude. She needs to vacation in Europe for a summer, loosen up, go topless at the beach and perhaps even have an affair with an Italian woman. After a summer like that, you know she wouldn’t be wearing that bra and the world would be a happier place.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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