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Audrina Patridge Wears Short Shorts

January 22nd, 2014

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Because she’s still technically famous enough to be followed by the paparazzi, here’s Audrina Patridge out shopping. And I’m seriously glad there were cameras around to capture this momentous occasion, considering Audrina was wearing one of my favorite outfits: a pair of Daisy Dukes. I also would’ve been just as happy if she had on leggings, a bikini or lingerie, but hopefully if these paps keep following Audrina around long enough, we’ll be able to get all four and complete the set.

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Audrina Patridge’s Hotness Is Still Somewhat Relevant

January 14th, 2014

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Yes, Audrina Patridge got all dressed up and went to an awards show this weekend. No, it wasn’t the Golden Globes. Turns out it was something called the 12th Annual Gem Awards Gala. Anyway, I’d make fun, but A) I wasn’t invited to either, B) Audrina’s looking pretty good here, and most importantly, C) I’m still hoping she’s going to accept my invitation to the 1st Annual Hollywood Tuna Motorboating Awards being held in my mom’s basement next Sunday. Fingers crossed.

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Audrina Patridge Works A Bikini For Fitness Gurls Magazine

January 8th, 2014

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Because it’s been way too long since we’ve seen her posing for an actual professional photoshoot and not just at some D-list event or birthday party for a convenience store chain, here’s Audrina Patridge for something called Fitness Gurls Magazine. Never heard of them, but they managed to do something I’ve been trying to do for years: get Audrina in front of a camera in a bikini. I guess it probably helps to have a real magazine and an office that isn’t in your mom’s basement, but how was I supposed to know Audrina was going to start getting selective all of a sudden?

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Audrina Patridge Works It In A Sexy Leather Dress

December 10th, 2013

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People make fun of Audrina Patridge, myself included, but the girl’s clearly smart. I mean, she’s the only former Hills hottie that still gets regular coverage on my site, which means she must be doing something right. Case in point: here she is hosting her own Las Vegas casino party in a tight leather dress, and making me forget all about the fact that she’s not actually famous anymore. Like I said, smart.

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Audrina Patridge Topless In The Fourth Period

September 30th, 2013

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I’ve seen a lot of handbras over the years, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a hockey glove bra before like the one Audrina Patridge is wearing here for some magazine called The Fourth Period. It’s not bad, but it offers way too much coverage for my liking. If they wanted to stick with the hockey theme, why not go with pucks? Or even better, a hockey net. Clearly this is why I need to go into the photoshoot consulting business.

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Audrina Patridge Is Proving Her 15 Minutes Aren’t Up Just Yet!

September 26th, 2013

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Because Audrina Patridge never met a red carpet she didn’t like, here she is running out the clock on her 15 minutes by attending the premiere party for NBA 2K14. I’m not sure how Audrina even finds out about these C-list events in order to show up to them, but I have a theory: she’s like Beetlejuice, say her name three times on a red carpet and she magically appears. Feel free to go ahead and test it out in your bedroom when you get home. It’s worth a shot, right?

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Audrina Patridge’s Sexy Belly Show

July 29th, 2013

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I know a lot of people like to make fun of Audrina Patridge, myself included, but I still love her. Especially when she goes out showing off her sexy belly like this. I’m not sure what lame event Audrina’s headed to here, but I’d like to invite her to something much cooler: the official after-party in my bedroom. Quick, somebody get me a red carpet and a few paparazzi, and I’ll tell my mom to get lost for a couple hours.

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Audrina Patridge Is Almost See Through

July 12th, 2013

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It’s been a pretty busy week for Audrina Patridge. First she had to show up to 7-Eleven’s 86th birthday party, and now here she is out somewhere mingling with un-famous people. And you thought you had a rough couple days. Anyway, I’m guessing that’s why she forgot to forget to wear her bra under this see-through top. I’ll let it slide this time, but if Audrina wants her 15 minutes to keep going, she’s gotta pay more attention next time.

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I’ve Got A Slurpee For Audrina Patridge

July 10th, 2013

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I know I like to make fun of Audrina Patridge for always showing up to lame events nobody cares about, but I’m not going to do that here. Because everybody knows there’s no hotter event in Hollywood this month than 7-Eleven’s 86th Birthday Party. Whoo. I hope they at least gave Audrina a coupon for 2-for-1 taquitos or something to go along with the free Slurpee, because she definitely brought her A-game with this leg show. Enjoy.

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Audrina Patridge Can’t Keep Her Dress From Rising

May 23rd, 2013

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Here’s Audrina Patridge on her way to some event, or maybe a timeshare talk that promised a free dinner, I’m not really sure. Either way, it’s always nice to see Audrina again, even if I don’t really understand what she’s doing in these pictures. The whole point of wearing a tight short dress is so that it rides up. Stop pulling it down. You’re supposed to save that for the top of your dress. Clearly she’s got this all backwards.

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Audrina Patridge In Leggings Keeps Her Career Alive

May 8th, 2013

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I don’t know what Audrina Patridge has been up to lately, but we’ve been seeing even less of her than usual these days. And that’s too bad, because she’s always done a good job of keeping those 15 minutes of hers going with a well-timed cleavage or leg show. So in the interest of helping Audrina keep her career alive, here she is in a pair of leggings. And if this doesn’t do the trick, I think it might be time for the two of us to talk sex tape. Call me, I’m willing to help out any way I can.

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Audrina Patridge Knows How To Dress

March 29th, 2013

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I know that I used to rag on Audrina Patridge for being willing to show up to a 10-year-old’s birthday party as long as it had a red carpet and a photographer, but now I realize I might’ve been a little too hard on her. Maybe it’s just because we haven’t seen her in a while, or because she’s currently busting out of her top at whatever lame benefit gala this is, but I think I was taking Audrina for granted. We shouldn’t be making fun of her for showing up at boring no-name events, we should be thanking her for using her cleavage to make them more exciting. Lesson learned.

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