I know I’ve been a little down on Mariah Carey lately, but after seeing her host a party at the 1OAK Nightclub in Las Vegas, I take it all back. Yes, including that time I compared her to a beached whale. Because as long as she’s busting out that meaty cleavage of hers, I’m still a Mariah fan. Anyway, according to my sources, Mariah’s got a regular show in Vegas these days, and you might think that means she’s officially washed-up or something. But as far as I’m concerned, she’s still the Mariah I fell in love with back as a Little Tuna. From the neck down, at least.