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Mariah Carey Swimsuit Pictures

Here’s tubby Mariah Carey stuffed tightly into a couple of weight inappropriate swimsuits for what looks like her latest music video. This has got bad news written all over it. If she’s not careful rolling around in the sand like that, the locals are going to cover her in wet towels, clear her blow hole and roll her back into the ocean. Beached whales are a common occurrence this time of year.

Photos: WENN.com, SplashNewsOnline, Fame

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Mariah Carey Is So Fat She Can Barely Walk

Mariah Carey was on Leno last night and she almost fell flat on her fat ass. I guess she’s not used to supporting all that extra weight, especially the upper front load… so I can understand the equilibrium problem. Anyway, I’m not complaining, but I think that dress she is wearing is a few sizes too small and it can barely contain all that junk. It’s time for her to go shopping!

Mariah Carey On Leno Video

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Mariah Carey Is A BBW Angel

Despite some occasional drunken evidence to the contrary I’m not into fat chicks, even if they are what the chubby chasers call BBW’s (big beautiful women), so these pictures of Mariah Carey dressed as an angel for halloween aren’t doing anything for me. It’s a good effort, with the lingerie and all, but this is one angel that would fall from heaven at an insanely high velocity. Look out below. At least her boobs look good.

Photos: Fame

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Mariah Carey Squeezes Into A Pair Of Daisy Dukes

Here’s chubster Mariah Carey squeezing herself into a pair of Daisy Dukes as if she was still in her twenties. I guess the only good thing about Mariah gaining weight is that the buttons on her shirt are holding on to their lives so that they don’t expose her fake guns. It’s the first time I want a girl to be 5 lbs heavier…

Photos: Flynet

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Mariah Carey’s Breasts Are PHAT!

Last week I mentioned that Mariah Carey seems to have put on a lot of weight in all the wrong places. I think I may have misspoken, because here she is at the screening of ‘Precious’ looking more than a little top heavy. Sure her ass looks kinda huge and she’s got thighs that could crush the life out of a water buffalo, but her tits look awesome and that’s all that really matters.

Photos: Fame

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Mariah Carey Hides Her Fat In Black

Here’s Mariah Carey out promoting her new fragrance ‘Forever’ at Macy’s the other day. I have to say that all the perfume in the world won’t cover up the fact that she looks like she’s put on about fifty pounds, and not in the good spots. At least she’s very clever about wearing her stealth like black outfit, I can hardly tell that her ass looks massive, she’s like a ninja. A really large ninja.

Photos: Fame, Flynet

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Mariah Carey’s Fat Cleavage

Here’s Mariah Carey and her big fat cleavage at a Toronto International Film Festival cocktail party before the screening of some movie called ‘Precious’. I don’t really give a shit about the movie but I’m glad that Mariah managed to stuff those big things into her little dress because big boobs plus a tight dress equal half a boner for this guy. It looks like she’s smuggling a couple of babies across the border in that thing. Hot.

Photos: WENN.com

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Mariah Carey Is A Fatty

Poor Nick Cannon didn’t know what he got himself into when he married an older woman like Mariah Carey. As I’m sure most of my married readers already know wives tend to get a little bigger than you signed on for as time goes by, that’s why they invented divorce. He would have been better of marrying pornstar Mary Cary, if he’s going to deal with a chubby sloppy drunk might as well get one that’s a whore in bed, besides, the drugs and gang bangs might actually help keep her weight in check.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Mariah Carey’s Boobs Are Back!

After the pictures I posted earlier today of Mariah Carey dressed as a dude on the set of her new video ‘Obsessed’ hiding her big fat boobies, it’s nice to see her back as her old self in a little cleavage busting dress. This is more like it, my crotch is no longer confused, it can tingle and draw blood from the rest of my body without feeling uneasy about itself. I’m just glad they’re back.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Mariah Carey Is A Dude

This is one of the most retarded things I’ve ever posted on the site, Mariah Carey dressed as a dude filming a music video outside the Plaza Hotel in New York City on Monday. Whoever thought this one up needs to be retired from the business, she dresses up as a doorman and as an annoying fake white thug douche that I’m sure we’ve all met at the mall several times. At least this ones got some fat boobs under there. Women dressing up as men never works, just look at Pink.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Mariah Carey And Her Fat Boobies

Here’s Mariah Carey putting on the hoochie while filming her new music video. I have to admit she looks pretty good here because I was a little worried for a while that when she got married she’d put on some weight which she did, but it went to all the right places. There’s nothing better than adding a breast size of some healthy fat on top of fake tits.

Photos:SplashNewsOnline, Bauer-Griffin, Flynet

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Mariah Carey Shows Some Cleavage

Here’s Mariah Carey at Heathrow Airport showing just enough cleavage to make this post exciting. That is if you’re a virgin or married and haven’t had sex in years because you no longer have an interest in your wife. I feel for you guys and that’s why I do the site. You’re welcome.

Photos: Flynet

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Mariah Carey’s Lowriders

Here’s Mariah Carey and her low hanging cleavage at the Apollo Theater 75th Anniversary Gala the other night. For a chick with fake tits she sure has some serious titty flaps, I bet when she runs down the stairs it sounds like she’s being chased by a guy in flip flops, or like she’s a nerd in a movie from the 80’s getting a slow round of applause after beating up a jock, or like a fat break dancer doing the worm. You see where I’m going with this.

Photos: WENN.com

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