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Mariah Carey’s Globes Are Golden

I promised myself I wouldn’t make any shitty jokes about the women at The Golden Globes and their sweet “Golden Globes”, but these pictures of Mariah Carey….. Come on! I wish I was clever enough to come up with something else, but really, I’m having a lot of difficulty concentrating right now. With boobs like hers staring at you every day, it’s no wonder her husband always has such a big smile on his face.

Photos: WENN.com, SplashNewsOnline, Fame

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Mariah Carey Shows Off Her Front Meat

Here’s Mariah Carey at the 2010 Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala last night. Man that title is a mouthful. You know what else is a mouthful?… Mariah Carey’s delicious front meat now with extra fat. I joke a lot about Mariah putting on hundreds of pounds, but really as long as most of it goes to those big fat boobies I really don’t give a crap, it’s not like I spend a lot of time looking at her face. Enjoy.

Photos: WENN.com

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Mariah Carey’s Fat Booty In Aspen

I see that Mariah Carey took her fat ass diva show to Aspen over the weekend. Here she is stuffed tightly into a pair of jeans and slutty cowgirl boots giving the locals a good look at her massive posterior. I’ve never been to Colorado, but I hear it’s got a lot of beautiful scenic views…. This is not one of them.

Photos: Fame

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Mariah Carey’s Fat Cleavage For Unicef

Here’s Mariah Carey at The 2009 Unicef Snowflake Ball. Knowing that Unicef is all about world hunger, I’m pretty sure Mariah and her fat boobies could feed a small 3rd world country. Not sure if silicon is toxic or not but if you’re starving I guess you’ve got to make do with what you get.

Photos: WENN.com

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Mariah Carey Is Busting Out Of Her Dress

Mariah Carey appeared on Letterman the other night and once again she stuffed her fat boobies into a skin tight dress. I know many of you guys love Mariah with all this extra junk, and to be honest when we get pictures of mostly her upper half, I do too. She looks very comfortable. I want to use her as a pillow and a cup holder.

Photos: Fame

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Mariah Carey Swimsuit Pictures

Here’s tubby Mariah Carey stuffed tightly into a couple of weight inappropriate swimsuits for what looks like her latest music video. This has got bad news written all over it. If she’s not careful rolling around in the sand like that, the locals are going to cover her in wet towels, clear her blow hole and roll her back into the ocean. Beached whales are a common occurrence this time of year.

Photos: WENN.com, SplashNewsOnline, Fame

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Mariah Carey Is So Fat She Can Barely Walk

Mariah Carey was on Leno last night and she almost fell flat on her fat ass. I guess she’s not used to supporting all that extra weight, especially the upper front load… so I can understand the equilibrium problem. Anyway, I’m not complaining, but I think that dress she is wearing is a few sizes too small and it can barely contain all that junk. It’s time for her to go shopping!

Mariah Carey On Leno Video

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Mariah Carey Is A BBW Angel

Despite some occasional drunken evidence to the contrary I’m not into fat chicks, even if they are what the chubby chasers call BBW’s (big beautiful women), so these pictures of Mariah Carey dressed as an angel for halloween aren’t doing anything for me. It’s a good effort, with the lingerie and all, but this is one angel that would fall from heaven at an insanely high velocity. Look out below. At least her boobs look good.

Photos: Fame

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Mariah Carey Squeezes Into A Pair Of Daisy Dukes

Here’s chubster Mariah Carey squeezing herself into a pair of Daisy Dukes as if she was still in her twenties. I guess the only good thing about Mariah gaining weight is that the buttons on her shirt are holding on to their lives so that they don’t expose her fake guns. It’s the first time I want a girl to be 5 lbs heavier…

Photos: Flynet

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Mariah Carey’s Breasts Are PHAT!

Last week I mentioned that Mariah Carey seems to have put on a lot of weight in all the wrong places. I think I may have misspoken, because here she is at the screening of ‘Precious’ looking more than a little top heavy. Sure her ass looks kinda huge and she’s got thighs that could crush the life out of a water buffalo, but her tits look awesome and that’s all that really matters.

Photos: Fame

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Mariah Carey Hides Her Fat In Black

Here’s Mariah Carey out promoting her new fragrance ‘Forever’ at Macy’s the other day. I have to say that all the perfume in the world won’t cover up the fact that she looks like she’s put on about fifty pounds, and not in the good spots. At least she’s very clever about wearing her stealth like black outfit, I can hardly tell that her ass looks massive, she’s like a ninja. A really large ninja.

Photos: Fame, Flynet

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Mariah Carey’s Fat Cleavage

Here’s Mariah Carey and her big fat cleavage at a Toronto International Film Festival cocktail party before the screening of some movie called ‘Precious’. I don’t really give a shit about the movie but I’m glad that Mariah managed to stuff those big things into her little dress because big boobs plus a tight dress equal half a boner for this guy. It looks like she’s smuggling a couple of babies across the border in that thing. Hot.

Photos: WENN.com

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Mariah Carey Is A Fatty

Poor Nick Cannon didn’t know what he got himself into when he married an older woman like Mariah Carey. As I’m sure most of my married readers already know wives tend to get a little bigger than you signed on for as time goes by, that’s why they invented divorce. He would have been better of marrying pornstar Mary Cary, if he’s going to deal with a chubby sloppy drunk might as well get one that’s a whore in bed, besides, the drugs and gang bangs might actually help keep her weight in check.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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