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Holly Madison Sucks!

Maybe it’s just my imagination, but there’s something both wholesome and perverted about a Playboy playmate sucking on a lollipop in a little pink dress. Here’s Holly Madison doing her thing on the red carpet at some event the other day that involves her putting things in her sexy little mouth. I don’t care what it is, I’m just glad that someone thought of giving her something to suck on for the cameras. Well done.

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Holly Madison’s Boobs Celebrate Something

Your guess is as good as mine as to what Playboy playmate Holly Madison is celebrating in these pictures, but she’s got on a sweet little outfit so how could I resist putting her on the site. She’s good, she knows that if she puts on a pair of short shorts and some silly short bus socks I’m going to be all over it, and that’s not even taking into account her spectacular fake boobs that I love so much…. Deep down I’m sure they love me too.

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Holly Madison Is Busting Out

Earlier today I mention that Playboy playmates like Holly Madison shouldn’t be wearing outfits that cover up all the good parts. Well, it looks like she listened. Here she is showing off her ample bosom in the kind of outfit you would assume a Playboy chick would be wearing pretty much all the time. I don’t know what game they’re playing, but with Holly as the dealer I would probably bust. Get it? Bust. Because of her big boobs? Alright, I’m done.

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Holly Madison Hides Her Assets

What happened to the days when Playboy playmates like Holly Madison used to dress like sluts with their titties hanging out? Alright so that wasn’t that long ago, but I don’t like seeing these kind of chicks dressed like normal people. It’s like seeing a stripper out in the wild during the daytime… Not cool.

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Holly Madison Has Perfect Form

I don’t watch a whole lot of bowling unless I’m hungover and need a nap, so I don’t really know the proper technique, but I’m pretty sure that Playboy playmate Holly Madison’s form is absolutely perfect. The arch of her back, the position of her legs and the roundness of her impressive bowling balls just look right to me. It doesn’t hurt that she’s wearing a hot little pair of short shorts and knee high gym socks. I’d like to nail a seven ten split. That was supposed to sound sexual. Enjoy.

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Holly Madison’s Amazing God Given Talents

Oh yes! Here’s Playboy playmate Holly Madison in an amazing revealing top at some event over the weekend showing off her God given talents. Obviously when I say God given I mean that God gave us Ethel and Yosef Goldblatt who gave us plastic surgeon Dr Harvey Goldblatt who in turn gave us Holly’s sweet fake front meat. And we here at Hollywoodtuna are forever thankful for that. Amen.

*some names have been changed for the sake of this story

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Holly Madison’s Boobs Like To Party

I always like posting picture of Playboy playmate Holly Madison, not only because she’s hot, but because she almost always invites her trashy friends along. Here she is throwing a party for some chick named Angel Porrino’s 21st birthday. See what I mean about the trashy friends? It doesn’t hurt that she’s blond and has amazing fake boobs and has posed nude and seems kind of stupid but not too stupid that we couldn’t have a conversation but just stupid enough to convince her that I’m a successful congressman in Vegas just for the night before I leave on a three month trade mission to Europe. Did I mention the boobs?

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Holly Madison’s Breasts Are Spectacular

Here’s Playboy bunny Holly Madison at mayor Oscar Goodman’s launch event for the Camp Vegas summer camp. I don’t really know what any of that means, but if there’s some sort of summer camp out there that has Holly as one of it’s camp counselors I want to be there. I have trouble sleeping in bunk beds so she may have to spend the night with me to help me feel safe, and I’m a bit of a night groper so some upstairs work might come into play. Do I need a parent to sign me up or can I do that myself?

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Holly Madison’s Latest Career Move

Now that I’m on the Twitter, my world has been opened up to a whole new level of desperate attention wh%res trying to get themselves noticed. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining. How else would I have these pictures of Holly Madison in her little Hooter’s short shorts and tank top for your enjoyment? I don’t believe the thought of her dressed as a Hooter’s girl is much of a stretch considering most of us figured she’d be working there pretty soon after she and the limp old dude parted ways. Now I’m in the mood for chicken wings.

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Holly Madison Flashes Her Kitty

Wait, did you think I meant Holly Madison was flashing her lady bits? Shame on you, I’m not some sort of smut peddler, this is a good clean site that respects women. You must be so disappointed. Anyhow, here’s the former Playboy playmate at some SPCA event in Vegas having a little trouble containing her little white kitty…. And luckily for us her big fake boobies. Enjoy.

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Holly Madison Has Ball Skills

I’m not a big fan of baseball, unless I want to take a nap, so I’m not sure when the season started, but what better way to kick it off then with some pictures of Playboy playmate Holly Madison in a slutty little baseball uniform. Batter up is right! She’s got pretty good form, I don’t mean throwing out the first pitch, I just mean in general her form is good. Especially around the softball area. He he, so childish. Enjoy.

Photos: Flynet, WENN.com

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Holly Madison’s Boobs Are Finger Licking Good

I don’t know what Holly Madison is promoting or trying to sell or whatever, but I like watching former Playboy Playmates lick whipped cream off of their fingers so here we are. Actually, to be fair, I like watching them lick whipped cream off of pretty much any body part….. Especially if it’s one of my own. We all saw that coming.

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Holly Madison 1, Wind 0

Here’s Holly Madison at the 3rd Annual ‘Smokin’ Hot Bachelorette Auction’, an event I wasn’t invited to because I’m broke. Man, I hope one day this gig pays off! Anyway, Holly is looking as sweet as ever but if only the wind blew a little stronger, it would’ve been a glorious day!