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Here's Sienna Miller in Italy showing off her tight little bikini body. I know many different publications call Sienna a slut, as if it's a bad thing. Personally, a slut that looks this good is my ideal woman. I just wish the girl would whore around my neighborhood. Unfortunately, the one's willing to sleep with me, I either have to pay for or they're fat.

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Rotten Tuna: Sienna Miller

April 16th, 2009

Following an especially late night out at the Groucho club the other night, Sienna Miller was spotted early the next day looking a little worse for wear. I like hungover or drunk hot chicks, their guard is normally down and they may actually give me the time of day. I'm not quite sold on the scrawny legs though, I thought I had chicken legs, but those things look like rarely used senior citizen legs. I know this is supposed to be a Rotten Tuna post but I'd still kinda like her to wrap those long pipe cleaners around my head. Related Articles: Sienna Miller's Got Sweet Little Cleavage Sienna Miller Gives Us A View Keira Knightley And Sienna Miller Don't Work Sienna Miller's Got Sweet Little Cleavage Photos: Flynet

Sienna Miller Had A Little Too Much To Drink

January 15th, 2009

In case you’ve never seen pictures of Sienna Miller looking drunk off her ass, well here she is leaving Groucho Club in London. Wait a sec… of course you’ve seen Sienna hammered, when is she not? But on a more serious note, when am I going to be at the club that she’s at to take advantage of her when her inhibitions are down? Don’t judge, it’s the only way I can get lucky.

10 more pictures of Sienna Miller here

Photos: Wenn, Flynet

Keira Knightley And Sienna Miller Don’t Work

December 1st, 2008

You would think that getting two gorgeous women like Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller together for the British Indie Film Awards would be pretty hot. You’d be wrong. I know the whole spirit of independent film is doing artsy crap on a low budget but that doesn’t mean you have to get together with your girlfriends, have a few bottles of wine and make your own dresses. You’re not poor people.Ã‚Â Ã‚Â If you were poor people you’d have to replace wine with bags of glue and dresses with tampons.

Sienna Miller Gives Us A View

September 9th, 2008

Every good homewrecker knows that they have to keep their body tight or else their man friend will go back to his wife and kids, that’s homewrecking 101, Sienna Miller is a good example of this. Here she is leaving her pilates class with her sweet little cleavage in tow. I’ve never done pilates but the idea of a sweaty Sienna Miller flopping around on the floor is enough to make any man leaveÃ‚Â his wife.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline, PacificCoastNews

Sienna Miller’s Got Sweet Little Cleavage

September 4th, 2008

Everyone keeps calling Sienna Miller a slut for breaking up marriages like it’s a bad thing. Personally, if I was an unhappily married man and Sienna came on to me, I’d be thanking the Lord for giving me the opportunity to get in between her sweet little cleavage. And I’m sure many of you married men would agree. Even those that are in satisfying relationships, Sienna would just make us a whole lot more satisfied. Right fellas?