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Ashley Tisdale Works On Her Skills

Here’s Ashley Tisdale demonstrating her oral capabilities on a lucky little ice cream cone the other day. Stupid ice cream is getting more action than I am, I bet it doesn’t even have it’s own blog. Anyhow, technically these are pictures of Ashley in a bikini, not great pictures of her in a bikini, but she’s definitely wearing one under there somewhere. What a tease. She’s a nobody too, she should be walking around topless to get my attention. I hate myself.

Photos: Flynet

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Ashley Tisdale Dares Wear Short Shorts

Here’s nobody Ashley Tisdale out and about in a pair of denim short shorts and I think a see through top, I can’t see any nipple so I can’t really be sure. What a waste. Anyhow, I think that’s all I have to say about this crap, girl doesn’t do anything interesting and she’s not as hot as Sophie Monk so I don’t know what to tell you. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still throw her a hump, but that says more about me than her so we’re not really getting anywhere. Just try to enjoy the pics.

Photos: WENN.com

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Ashley Tisdale Looks Good For A Change

Here’s Ashley Tisdale bustin’ a move in her little short shorts and sports bra on the set of something called Hellcats. I don’t know what that is, but I get the feeling that the words straight to DVD will be involved. Anyhow, I’m actually a little surprised that Ashley looks this good. I can’t believe I just said that, she’s normally down right ugly, but this time is different for some reason. I must be distracted by the outfit or all the ‘White Russians’ I’ve been drinking.

Photos: Flynet

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Ashley Tisdale Is Not Attractive

Ashley Tisdale is by no means an attractive woman, she’s actually pretty ugly if you ask me, so I’m not sure why I’m posting pictures of her in her period outfit. I’m still a little sick and after looking at this post I’m pretty sure I drank way too much cough medicine before deciding this was a good idea. I guess it’s too late now, at least if there were some ass shots we’d have something good to look at, those boobs are more like sip-sacks than funbags. So disappointing.

Photos: WENN.com

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Orange You Glad To See Ashley Tisdale?

Ashley Tisdale is what I’d like to call a 5 beer girl. Maybe a 4 depending on my mood. I dig the hooker boots, the legs and the tight body but the orange skin really highlights the ugliness of her face. I know that’s a little cruel but I have to call it like it is. Please don’t email me and complain about my taste because I would have sex with pretty much anyone on this site, but in my make believe blogging world where I can bang just about anyone I want, Ashley is at the bottom of the list.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Ashley Tisdale’s Best Side

Ashley Tisdale isn’t exactly one of the worlds top beauties, her face is downright ugly, but she’s got a good little body on her so I’m featuring her good side for most of this post. Besides, I like women’s asses in jeans, who doesn’t? Even when it’s attached to a mousy looking nobody I’m going to take a look. Hell, even if it’s attached to a mousy looking nobody’s mom I’m going to take a look. That’s just the kind of person I am. Enjoy.

Photos: Flynet, WENN.com

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Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures

After posting pictures of Rihanna’s creepy loose thighs I needed something to help me un-see that image so here’s Ashley Tisdale in her bikini in Cabo. This is a good formula to remember after witnessing something as tragic as inner thigh cellulite. Quickly head to HollywoodTuna and find pictures of a young woman who is sort of a celebrity but not really and clear your mind by enjoying pictures of her in her little bikini. Think of it as a chick sorbet meant to cleanse the palette. You’re welcome.

Photos: Flynet

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Rotten Tuna: Ashley Tisdale

I don’t really know what look Ashley Tisdale is going for with this outfit, but if it’s shabby homeless crazy lady I think she’s nailed it. She even dressed up her rat in a dog suit, how cute. Whatever it is, it’s not working. For some reason I find she looks like Emilio Estevez, but not as handsome I can’t be the only one.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Ashley Tisdale Is Blond

For you guys who like blonds over brunettes, you’ll be pleased to know that Ashley Tisdale has dyed her hair blond which I believe was a smart move. Not only do blonds have more fun than brunettes, it acts as ugly-girl camouflage. Now I’m not saying Ashley is ugly, she’s just not the hottest mouseketeer there was. Anyway, I couldn’t care less about her mousy face, she’s got a tight little body and that’s all you need in my books… and a full set of teeth of course.

Photos: WENN.com

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Ashley Tisdale In Sexy Tight Jeans And High Heels

Here’s Ashley Tisdale heading out with British pop singer Jay Sean, wearing tight jeans and hooker heals. I’ve never heard of the guy, but maybe he’s going to help her with her failing music career… Ha! As if! I’m sure his only intentions are to help her remove those tight jeans off her skinny legs while promising her a hit song… at least that’s what I say to the models that want to get on the site. I’ll help make you famous. Unfortunately, it hasn’t worked yet…

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Ashley Tisdale Is Hot In Tights

Here’s Ashley Tisdale overacting when she ran into some douche on the street the other day. Nobody’s buying this bullshit, people don’t get this excited to see each other unless they’re 3 years old and one of them is ‘Dora the Explorer’. At least she’s wearing a nice pair of tights, but if you’re going to wear leggings, make sure the paps get a shot of the ass because that’s what HollywoodTuna wants to see. I’ll let it slide this time princess.

Photos: WENN.com

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Ashley Tisdale Needs A Hand

Here’s one of my favorite nobodies Ashley Tisdale having a hard time picking up some change off the floor in her tight acid washed jeans and hooker heels. Who would have thought picking up a few cents could be so difficult? I guess that’s the price of looking good, about thirty five cents. Not that I’m complaining, I love watching hot girls do mundane everyday activities like checking the oil in their sports cars, shaving their legs in the shower or protecting their skin at the beach by rubbing suntan lotion on their ample bosom. Obviously I observe all this through a telescopic lens, I’m not some sort of creep.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Ashley Tisdale Works It

Here’s Ashley Tisdale performing live on stage at “The Americana Galleria”, pretending to have a music career. I bet my left testicle that she was lip syncing and probably can’t hit a note without auto-tune, but really… who cares?! She’s kind of hot from the chin down and I’m digging the outfit, although it would look better in the back seat of my car. If she insists on singing then, she is more than welcome to use my mic. It’s a hand held one.