When I woke up this morning all I wanted to look at was a crappy Twitpic of some reality TV has-been and her never-was nobody friends taking a hike in the Hollywood hills. Thanks to Ashley Tisdale my wish has been granted. Here she is with some douche and Hilary Duff’s sister nobody cares about going for a hike yesterday. Whooptidoo! At least she’s got an awesome little body on her and wore a perfect outfit to show it off. I bet she’s flexible.
CELEBRITIES > Ashley Tisdale
I can’t believe that after all these years I’m still writing posts about this Ashley Tisdale chick, her fifteen minutes of reality TV fame have got to be done by now. My life really hasn’t turned out the way I had hoped. Anyhow, here she it out on the town in her little dress with her hot little friends like she’s some sort of celebrity. Silly girl. She’s so boring, I hate myself for adding to her celebrity, but I’ll do anything to make a few bucks. Enjoy.
Here are Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale on their way back from a sexy girls trip to Mexico together. I don’t know for a fact what happens on a girls trip, but my imagination is running wild. How many beds did their room have? Who went first when it came time to rub suntan lotion all over each other. Someone needs to explain this to me. I don’t know if you saw the pictures of these two cuties hanging out together on the beach in their bikinis, but it was pretty hot.
Maybe saying that Ashley Tisdale did something to make herself relevant again is a little bit of a stretch, I didn’t know she was ever relevant, but all I meant was that she almost flashed us her lady junk as she got out of her car in a little skirt which may or may not have made her somewhat relevant for about two minutes while you perverts read this post. That’s it. Unfortunately she didn’t and she isn’t. Better luck next time.
I hate it that I’m reduced to putting up pictures of Ashley Tisdale, I don’t even know what makes her sort of famous, but there’s really nothing else out there. I would have settle for pictures of Hilary Duff feeding the parking meter or even AnnaLynne McCord doing that annoying thing where she blows kisses to the camera, I hate when she does that crap, that’s how desperate I am. Anyhow, at least Ashley decided to wear some tight latex pants…. I guess it’s better than nothing.
I’m not usually that into orange chicks, Lindsay Lohan is pretty good I guess, but I kinda like these pictures of Ashley Tisdale. The white little dress really make her orange legs pop. Here she is out the other night with some douche celebrating whatever it is orange people celebrate instead of Christmas. I didn’t mean for that to sound racist, I’m just not all that familiar with orange peoples customs and traditions around the holidays. Why is this chick on my site again?
I’m not great with calendars, unless they’re filled with pictures of big breasted hotties lying on the beach I don’t need one, but I’m pretty sure Halloween was over about a month ago, so why the hell is Ashley Tisdale wearing a slutty chick costume? I guess I shouldn’t be upset about it, the question should be why the hell aren’t more chicks wearing this kind of thing? I like it, there’s a college down the street that I think should adopt this as their uniform.
I just want to point out that I still don’t really know what makes Ashley Tisdale a celebrity and therefore worthy of pictures on my very exclusive site, but she obviously has a few connections so here she is. It’s not the end of the world to have a youngish chick showing me her little booty in some tight pants. Did everybody here that? I am more than willing to receive your pictures via Twitter… Must be over eighteen, I”m talking to you Miley.
I like to think that this site is on the forefront of celebrity blogging, at least that’s what I keep telling myself before I go to bed, but I’m not sure that Ashley Tisdale really qualifies as a celebrity. I’m still not really sure why people keep taking her picture, but I’ve already put them up so there’s no turning back now. Besides, she’s wearing some nice little shorts that show off her legs and those giant sunglasses cover up her mousy face so I guess it’s alright.
I can’t tell if Ashley Tisdale is wearing a bikini or not, I think she is, but her silly half see through dress is covering up all the good parts. I hate it. If you’re going to hang out in your bikini at some douche pool bar at least give us a look at the goods. I don’t really know why I’m getting upset about this, it’s Ashley Tisdale, who gives a crap…. I think it’s the principle, we don’t other w omen out there to think this is alright.