I was all set to ignore these pictures of Paris Hilton shopping in Milan with her latest rich douche boyfriend, because as far as I can tell, her 15 minutes of fame are pretty much up. But then I scrolled through and saw that she made sure to bend over and give the paparazzi some thong action. So nevermind, I never should have doubted Paris or her ability to stay famous via a well-timed wardrobe malfunction. All you ladies out there should be taking notes. This is the work of a true pro.