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Paris Hilton Attempts A Booty Pose For V Magazine

March 5th, 2014

Now that she’s not famous anymore, I don’t do too many posts on Paris Hilton these days. But then I saw this shoot she did for the March issue of V Magazine and believe it or not, but it’s surprisingly decent… Well, as long as you don’t count that booty shot. Because even though Paris will always be my favorite porn star, she’s got even less meat in that department than she does in the front. Don’t get me wrong though, I’d still be willing to take a bite – after taking all the proper precautions, of course — but it’d probably end up being more of a nibble.

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Paris Hilton Is Chilly!

February 3rd, 2014

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I know that I’ve liked to rag on Paris Hilton in the past for not having any talent, but I’m also willing to admit when I was wrong. And after seeing these pictures of her at something called the Leather & Laces party, I was definitely wrong. Because it takes an awful lot of talent to come down with a case of nippleitis through leather. So congratulations Paris, and to fully apologize, I’d like to offer to take you out motorboating. Just let me get my safety goggles first so I don’t lose an eye.

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Paris Hilton Works It Good

January 24th, 2014

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I try not to do too many posts on Paris Hilton any more, since she’s pretty much irrelevant these days, but it’s kind of hard to ignore her when she’s dressed like this. What can I say? I’m powerless against dresses that show this much skin, and Paris’ body was never the issue for me. Anyway, here she is at some pre-Grammy party hosted by P Diddy, so go ahead and enjoy my lack of willpower.

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Paris Hilton May Be Irrelevant, But Her Bikini Instagrams Aren’t

December 4th, 2013

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Yes, that’s right. I’m not only posting bikini pictures from Paris Hilton‘s Instagram, I’m even enjoying them too. See, as much as I hate Paris and blame her for giving Kim Kardashian the idea to become famous by making a sex tape, these days, she’s just like any other wannabe celebrity who posts bikini pictures on their Instagram for attention. Which means that now that Paris is officially irrelevant, I can finally appreciate her again. Well, parts of her anyway.

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Paris Hilton Is Miley Cyrus!

October 28th, 2013

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It’s not even Halloween yet, but Paris Hilton made sure to be the first to wear a Miley Cyrus costume. I was actually going to head out this year to a few Halloween parties that I was invited to because I knew that Miley was going to be the most popular costume of the year. Hopefully, in the next few days there will be a hot celebrity that will wear her Wrecking Ball outfit. Fingers crossed!

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Paris Hilton Does Terry Richardson

October 17th, 2013

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I don’t know how this perv does it, but after getting Miley Cyrus topless, now here’s Terry Richardson posing with Paris Hilton. Granted, everybody knows it’s not that difficult to get Paris to take her clothes off in front of the camera. But still, if I tried to pull this crap, there’s no way hotties would take me up on it. And I don’t even wear pedophile glasses. Maybe that’s the secret.

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Paris Hilton Is Actually Looking Pretty Good!

October 2nd, 2013

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Here’s Paris Hilton in a surprisingly decent photoshoot for some magazine I’ve never heard of called Neo2, which for some reason apparently got Paris to be their guest editor for the month. Which meant a picture of her kissing a stack of pancakes, because of course it did. Anyway, that said, I feel like it’s been forever since I’ve done a post on Paris, and you know what? It’s actually refreshing to see the original celebrity porn star and not have to write about about Kim Kardashian and Kanye, so I’m not complaining. Enjoy.

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Nina Agdal’s Career Suicide!

September 12th, 2013

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Oh no! Why the hell is Nina Agdal sitting next to Paris Hilton at the Betsey Johnson Fashion Show? Doesn’t she know that associating herself with her is career suicide. Someone at Nina’s management company needs to be fired! She’s not going to get the SI cover with herpes all over her lips. I’m not an expert when it comes to STDs but I’m pretty sure you can get it just looking at someone who has the virus. I thought I contracted the herps when I first saw the Paris Hilton sex tape, but luckily the test came back negative and it was only a little bug bite!

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Paris Hilton Bikini Pictures

July 8th, 2013

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One of my biggest pet peeves is when a girl goes to the beach and constantly covers their booty. Paris Hilton isn’t fooling anyone here. We all know there’s something seriously wrong with her lower half for her to keep hiding it. That said, I think Paris is pretty hot and even if she has a weird tush that wouldn’t stop me from rubbing dirties with her. What would stop me would be the shame of having to go monthly to the drug store to fill up my Herpes medication afterwards.

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Paris Hilton’s Lame Swimsuit Pictures

May 29th, 2013

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What kind of swimsuit is this? And what is Paris Hilton hiding? I don’t do many post on Paris because I can’t stand her, but if she goes to the beach and puts on a swimsuit, she better at least try to impress us with some skin. Honestly, who goes to a beach with a swim-dress? I didn’t even know those existed. Anyway, sorry for wasting your time, obviously there’s nothing to see here. Let’s move along.

         
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Paris Hilton Looks Thrilled In Her Bikini

December 12th, 2012

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Seems like we pretty much only see Paris Hilton in bikinis these days, I guess she’s finally decided to pursue her lifelong passion of doing nothing at the beach full-time. Good for her. Anyway, she must be thrilled by these photos, it’s always nice to have your picture taken after you leave the toilet. I just hope Paris washed her hands. Then again, if you’re worried about catching something, you probably wouldn’t be touching her anyway.

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Paris Hilton’s Body Is Not What It Used To Be

December 10th, 2012

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You’d think the easiest thing for a woman who doesn’t do anything in life would be to keep their body in top shape. So when I look at these pictures of Paris Hilton in a swimsuit, I understand why no one gives a crap about her anymore. Girl needs to do some deep knee bends and get that booty back in shape. I’m sure she has plenty of time on her hands, so there should be no excuses.

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Paris Hilton Bikini Pictures

September 24th, 2012

Paris Hilton took a well deserved vacation in Maui after she faced a lot of criticism over the anti-gay remarks she made last week. Poor girl looks devastated as she’s strutting along the beach in a bikini with her latest douche model and future HSV-1 recipient. Anyway, that’s enough on this bigot, she’s not even showing her skinny booty, so let’s move along. Waste of interweb space.

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