Halloween’s always been one of my favorite holidays ever since I was just a Little Tuna and used to overdose on candy. Now that I’m an adult though, I’m much smarter about it. See, I just overdose on pictures of hotties dressed like slutty fill-in-the-blanks instead and give myself a serious pants fire as opposed to a stomach ache. Anyway, I have no clue what Paris Hilton is supposed to be dressed up as here, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say she’s a slutty ex-porn star. Nailed it!