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Paris Hilton’s Hotness Tour Continues…

April 8th, 2015

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I’m always happy to help extend Paris Hilton‘s 15 minutes of fame by another 30 seconds (or 45 if I’m going for a new personal best), so here’s the original hot nobody at the Charbel Zoe Haute Couture store launch in LA, whatever that is. And all I ask in return is that this hotness comeback tour of Paris’ makes a quick stop at my mom’s basement. Again, we’re talking 45 seconds, tops. The way I’ve been keeping her “career” going all these years, I think it’s only fair.

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Paris Hilton’s Cleavage Is Back

February 16th, 2015

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It’s Fashion Week in New York right now, and you might be surprised I know that, considering my idea of “high fashion” is pairing my only sweatpants with a clean T-shirt. But it’s part of my job to know where all the hotties are going to be congregating each week, so I can be properly outraged that I wasn’t invited. Anyway, here’s Paris Hilton backstage and who cares if this pushed-up cleavage of hers probably isn’t real, just like last time? I don’t go up to magicians and try to ruin their tricks. It’s more fun to believe in magic.

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Paris Hilton Is A Great Illusionist

February 6th, 2015

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I’m pretty sure this cleavage of Paris Hilton‘s here is just an optical illusion, but who cares? If we’re all going to keep pretending that Paris is still a famous celebrity, I’m happy to just go along with it and pretend she’s busty too. It makes me feel a little better about posting these pictures. Especially in the pants region.

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Paris Hilton Would Be The Perfect Depend’s Spokesmodel

December 17th, 2014

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With all that distracting pushed-up cleavage of hers on display, it took me a while to notice the wet spot on the back of Paris Hilton‘s dress in these shots. But now that I have (and I’m betting so has the rest of the blogging world), I’m pretty sure this has to qualify as Paris’ most embarrassing “wardrobe malfunction” yet. But hey, on the plus side, I think we’ve finally figured out what Paris’ next gig can be: as Depend’s first under-60 spokesmodel.

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Paris Hilton’s Cleavage Show!

December 16th, 2014

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That’s right, two Paris Hilton posts in two days. So either the OG hot nobody is slowly starting to become famous again, or all the other hotties out there have started covering up in oversized sweaters and puffy jackets for winter. But whatever it is, as long as Paris keeps showing off this pushed-up cleavage of hers, she’ll always have a place here at Hollywood Tuna. It’s her 30-45 seconds of fame.

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Paris Hilton Is Looking Good At NRJ Music Awards

December 15th, 2014

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Here’s Paris Hilton at something called the NRJ Music Awards, and I’d never heard of that before, but hey, if a famous porn star like Paris showed up, then it must be pretty big, right? Anyway, according to my sources, it’s apparently some French radio station’s annual awards show, so no, I still don’t get why Paris was invited. But thanks to this dress of hers, I’m not complaining. Sometimes it’s better to not ask questions and just enjoy.

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WTF?! Paris Hilton Is The Best Female DJ!

November 13th, 2014

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Because Paris Hilton never met a red carpet she didn’t like, here’s the OG hot nobody at something called the NRJ DJ Awards in Monaco. And according to my sources, Paris even took home the award for Female DJ of the Year at the event, which is just insane. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Paris is looking pretty good here, but everybody who reads this site knows that Colleen Shannon is the greatest DJ of all-time. She got robbed.

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Paris Hilton Busts Out For Halloween

October 27th, 2014

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When I first saw these pictures, I thought it was Courtney Stodden in a Halloween costumes, but after opening the file up I was surprised to see that is was Paris Hilton in a Minnie Mouse costume. Well done! The pushed up tits are a nice touch. God, I love celebrity babes who attend Halloween parties and I have a feeling that this year we will get the best Halloween pics ever!

         
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Paris Hilton Is Fashionably Cheesy

October 20th, 2014

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Ladies, if you want to purchase the cheesiest look of all time, I suggest picking up this Moschino outfit that Paris Hilton is wearing. And if you really want to dial up the fromage, get yourself a little $13000 rat dog to carry around. This just proves you can’t buy class with all the money in the world.

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Paris Hilton’s Booty In A Swimsuit!

July 29th, 2014

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I’ve never been a fan of PDA, unless me and the Little Tuna are involved, but for some reason I can’t look away from these pictures of Paris Hilton making out with some dude at the beach. Besides the obvious, that Paris’ booty is by far her best “asset” these days, it’s kind of like rubbernecking at a car accident. I just hope that dude’s going to be OK, and that he’s got good health insurance to deal with whatever he probably just caught. So don’t be too jealous, and just be glad you get to enjoy these pictures from a safe distance instead.

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Paris Hilton Swimsuit Pictures

July 7th, 2014

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Believe it or not, but I’ve gotta admit, I’m actually kind of starting to like Paris Hilton again these days. Because the way I see it, she’s started contributing something valuable to society again. And by that I mean showing off that decent body of hers. So here’s Paris celebrating July 4th over the weekend like any good hot nobody should, in a bikini at a place with a beach view while giving a great view to the paps. Enjoy.

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Paris Hilton Knows How To Dress!

June 30th, 2014

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I know I’ve ragged on Paris Hilton a lot in the past, but to be fair, she makes it too easy on us bloggers. Now that she’s pretty much irrelevant and not really famous anymore though, I’m starting to actually like her again. Especially when she shows up in outfits like this one she wore to the BET Awards. What can I say? I’m a sucker for a hot nobody using her funbags to get attention. Enjoy.

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Paris Hilton Is Creating The Best Music Video Ever!

June 27th, 2014

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According to my sources, these latest pictures of Paris Hilton looking surprisingly hot are from the set of some new music video she’s shooting. I don’t think I ever realized she was a “singer” before, but I’m guessing it’s kind of like how she’s an “actress,” i.e. if you have enough money, you can be whatever the hell you want. Anyway, all I know is, after these shots, I’m very much looking forward to seeing how this video turns out. On mute, of course, but still.

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