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Smell Like Paris Hilton

June 30th, 2016

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Here’s Paris Hilton, aka the OG hot nobody, showing off that cute little cleavage of hers as she celebrates the launch of her new perfume. According to my sources, “Gold Rush” is the 20th fragrance she’s launched. Yes, you read that right: 20. Anyway, in case you’re wondering what this latest one smells like, my guess is “desperation.” But good luck keeping your 15 minutes of fame going, Paris.

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Paris Hilton Shows Off Her Thong

June 17th, 2016

I was all set to ignore these pictures of Paris Hilton shopping in Milan with her latest rich douche boyfriend, because as far as I can tell, her 15 minutes of fame are pretty much up. But then I scrolled through and saw that she made sure to bend over and give the paparazzi some thong action. So nevermind, I never should have doubted Paris or her ability to stay famous via a well-timed wardrobe malfunction. All you ladies out there should be taking notes. This is the work of a true pro.

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Paris Hilton Is Refreshing

February 5th, 2016

I know Paris Hilton isn’t really an A-list hot nobody anymore these days, not now that we’ve got Insta-famous models like Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid around. But here she is looking nice and leggy on her way into the airport, and I’ll always have a special place in my heart pants for Paris. It’s just refreshing to see a nobody who got her start in Hollywood the right way: with a sex tape.

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Paris Hilton Is Modelling Again

December 3rd, 2015

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I guess Paris Hilton was getting tired of all these wannabe porn stars and “professional models” getting all the attention these days. Because here’s the OG hot nobody doing her very own photoshoot for the latest issue of Paper. And I have to give credit where credit’s due, Paris definitely looks more like a legit model than Bella Hadid or Kylie Jenner. OK, fine, I know that’s not saying much, but I’m not used to giving Paris complaints. It might take me a while to get the hang of it.

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Paris Hilton Was A Slutty Ex-Porn Star For Halloween

November 2nd, 2015

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Halloween’s always been one of my favorite holidays ever since I was just a Little Tuna and used to overdose on candy. Now that I’m an adult though, I’m much smarter about it. See, I just overdose on pictures of hotties dressed like slutty fill-in-the-blanks instead and give myself a serious pants fire as opposed to a stomach ache. Anyway, I have no clue what Paris Hilton is supposed to be dressed up as here, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say she’s a slutty ex-porn star. Nailed it!

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Paris Hilton’s Pushed-Up Cleavage Does London

July 10th, 2015

Paris Hilton may not be nearly as famous these days as she used to be, but here’s the OG hot nobody out in London showing that she’s still got it. And by “it,” I mean the ability to show off her pushed-up cleavage for the paps. And I know that some of you cynics out there are probably going to point out that that’s not really much of a skill, but hey, for a D-list celebrity, it’s the only one you really need. So keep up the good work, Paris.

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Paris Hilton Does 4th Of July In A Bikini Top

July 6th, 2015

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I guess Paris Hilton is looking for more attention these days now that she’s only the world’s second most famous porn star (after Kim Kardashian, that is). Because she showed up to some July 4th party in Las Vegas in a star-spangled bikini. And look, I know I’ve made fun of Paris in the past, but as long as she’s still rocking a bikini, I’m more than happy to help Paris keep her 15 minutes going another 30-45 seconds at a time.

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Paris Hilton Is The Queen Of F%cking Everything!

June 8th, 2015

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I don’t know if Paris Hilton is still technically considered famous, let alone the “Queen of F*&king Everything,” like her phone says. But I’m still happy to keep her 15 minutes going, as long as she keeps showing up wearing a swimsuit. I just wish she would leave the picture taking to the professionals. No, not the paps. I meant me. I bet my phone takes way better pictures.

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Paris Hilton’s Hotness Tour Continues…

April 8th, 2015

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I’m always happy to help extend Paris Hilton‘s 15 minutes of fame by another 30 seconds (or 45 if I’m going for a new personal best), so here’s the original hot nobody at the Charbel Zoe Haute Couture store launch in LA, whatever that is. And all I ask in return is that this hotness comeback tour of Paris’ makes a quick stop at my mom’s basement. Again, we’re talking 45 seconds, tops. The way I’ve been keeping her “career” going all these years, I think it’s only fair.

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Paris Hilton’s Cleavage Is Back

February 16th, 2015

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It’s Fashion Week in New York right now, and you might be surprised I know that, considering my idea of “high fashion” is pairing my only sweatpants with a clean T-shirt. But it’s part of my job to know where all the hotties are going to be congregating each week, so I can be properly outraged that I wasn’t invited. Anyway, here’s Paris Hilton backstage and who cares if this pushed-up cleavage of hers probably isn’t real, just like last time? I don’t go up to magicians and try to ruin their tricks. It’s more fun to believe in magic.

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Paris Hilton Is A Great Illusionist

February 6th, 2015

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I’m pretty sure this cleavage of Paris Hilton‘s here is just an optical illusion, but who cares? If we’re all going to keep pretending that Paris is still a famous celebrity, I’m happy to just go along with it and pretend she’s busty too. It makes me feel a little better about posting these pictures. Especially in the pants region.

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Paris Hilton Would Be The Perfect Depend’s Spokesmodel

December 17th, 2014

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With all that distracting pushed-up cleavage of hers on display, it took me a while to notice the wet spot on the back of Paris Hilton‘s dress in these shots. But now that I have (and I’m betting so has the rest of the blogging world), I’m pretty sure this has to qualify as Paris’ most embarrassing “wardrobe malfunction” yet. But hey, on the plus side, I think we’ve finally figured out what Paris’ next gig can be: as Depend’s first under-60 spokesmodel.

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Paris Hilton’s Cleavage Show!

December 16th, 2014

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That’s right, two Paris Hilton posts in two days. So either the OG hot nobody is slowly starting to become famous again, or all the other hotties out there have started covering up in oversized sweaters and puffy jackets for winter. But whatever it is, as long as Paris keeps showing off this pushed-up cleavage of hers, she’ll always have a place here at Hollywood Tuna. It’s her 30-45 seconds of fame.

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Paris Hilton Is Looking Good At NRJ Music Awards

December 15th, 2014

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Here’s Paris Hilton at something called the NRJ Music Awards, and I’d never heard of that before, but hey, if a famous porn star like Paris showed up, then it must be pretty big, right? Anyway, according to my sources, it’s apparently some French radio station’s annual awards show, so no, I still don’t get why Paris was invited. But thanks to this dress of hers, I’m not complaining. Sometimes it’s better to not ask questions and just enjoy.

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