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Paris Hilton Is Fashionably Cheesy

October 20th, 2014

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Ladies, if you want to purchase the cheesiest look of all time, I suggest picking up this Moschino outfit that Paris Hilton is wearing. And if you really want to dial up the fromage, get yourself a little $13000 rat dog to carry around. This just proves you can’t buy class with all the money in the world.

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Paris Hilton’s Booty In A Swimsuit!

July 29th, 2014

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I’ve never been a fan of PDA, unless me and the Little Tuna are involved, but for some reason I can’t look away from these pictures of Paris Hilton making out with some dude at the beach. Besides the obvious, that Paris’ booty is by far her best “asset” these days, it’s kind of like rubbernecking at a car accident. I just hope that dude’s going to be OK, and that he’s got good health insurance to deal with whatever he probably just caught. So don’t be too jealous, and just be glad you get to enjoy these pictures from a safe distance instead.

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Paris Hilton Swimsuit Pictures

July 7th, 2014

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Believe it or not, but I’ve gotta admit, I’m actually kind of starting to like Paris Hilton again these days. Because the way I see it, she’s started contributing something valuable to society again. And by that I mean showing off that decent body of hers. So here’s Paris celebrating July 4th over the weekend like any good hot nobody should, in a bikini at a place with a beach view while giving a great view to the paps. Enjoy.

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Paris Hilton Knows How To Dress!

June 30th, 2014

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I know I’ve ragged on Paris Hilton a lot in the past, but to be fair, she makes it too easy on us bloggers. Now that she’s pretty much irrelevant and not really famous anymore though, I’m starting to actually like her again. Especially when she shows up in outfits like this one she wore to the BET Awards. What can I say? I’m a sucker for a hot nobody using her funbags to get attention. Enjoy.

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Paris Hilton Is Creating The Best Music Video Ever!

June 27th, 2014

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According to my sources, these latest pictures of Paris Hilton looking surprisingly hot are from the set of some new music video she’s shooting. I don’t think I ever realized she was a “singer” before, but I’m guessing it’s kind of like how she’s an “actress,” i.e. if you have enough money, you can be whatever the hell you want. Anyway, all I know is, after these shots, I’m very much looking forward to seeing how this video turns out. On mute, of course, but still.

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Paris Hilton Attempts A Booty Pose For V Magazine

March 5th, 2014

Now that she’s not famous anymore, I don’t do too many posts on Paris Hilton these days. But then I saw this shoot she did for the March issue of V Magazine and believe it or not, but it’s surprisingly decent… Well, as long as you don’t count that booty shot. Because even though Paris will always be my favorite porn star, she’s got even less meat in that department than she does in the front. Don’t get me wrong though, I’d still be willing to take a bite – after taking all the proper precautions, of course — but it’d probably end up being more of a nibble.

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Paris Hilton Is Chilly!

February 3rd, 2014

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I know that I’ve liked to rag on Paris Hilton in the past for not having any talent, but I’m also willing to admit when I was wrong. And after seeing these pictures of her at something called the Leather & Laces party, I was definitely wrong. Because it takes an awful lot of talent to come down with a case of nippleitis through leather. So congratulations Paris, and to fully apologize, I’d like to offer to take you out motorboating. Just let me get my safety goggles first so I don’t lose an eye.

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Paris Hilton Works It Good

January 24th, 2014

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I try not to do too many posts on Paris Hilton any more, since she’s pretty much irrelevant these days, but it’s kind of hard to ignore her when she’s dressed like this. What can I say? I’m powerless against dresses that show this much skin, and Paris’ body was never the issue for me. Anyway, here she is at some pre-Grammy party hosted by P Diddy, so go ahead and enjoy my lack of willpower.

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Paris Hilton May Be Irrelevant, But Her Bikini Instagrams Aren’t

December 4th, 2013

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Yes, that’s right. I’m not only posting bikini pictures from Paris Hilton‘s Instagram, I’m even enjoying them too. See, as much as I hate Paris and blame her for giving Kim Kardashian the idea to become famous by making a sex tape, these days, she’s just like any other wannabe celebrity who posts bikini pictures on their Instagram for attention. Which means that now that Paris is officially irrelevant, I can finally appreciate her again. Well, parts of her anyway.

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Paris Hilton Is Miley Cyrus!

October 28th, 2013

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It’s not even Halloween yet, but Paris Hilton made sure to be the first to wear a Miley Cyrus costume. I was actually going to head out this year to a few Halloween parties that I was invited to because I knew that Miley was going to be the most popular costume of the year. Hopefully, in the next few days there will be a hot celebrity that will wear her Wrecking Ball outfit. Fingers crossed!

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Paris Hilton Does Terry Richardson

October 17th, 2013

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I don’t know how this perv does it, but after getting Miley Cyrus topless, now here’s Terry Richardson posing with Paris Hilton. Granted, everybody knows it’s not that difficult to get Paris to take her clothes off in front of the camera. But still, if I tried to pull this crap, there’s no way hotties would take me up on it. And I don’t even wear pedophile glasses. Maybe that’s the secret.

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Paris Hilton Is Actually Looking Pretty Good!

October 2nd, 2013

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Here’s Paris Hilton in a surprisingly decent photoshoot for some magazine I’ve never heard of called Neo2, which for some reason apparently got Paris to be their guest editor for the month. Which meant a picture of her kissing a stack of pancakes, because of course it did. Anyway, that said, I feel like it’s been forever since I’ve done a post on Paris, and you know what? It’s actually refreshing to see the original celebrity porn star and not have to write about about Kim Kardashian and Kanye, so I’m not complaining. Enjoy.

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Nina Agdal’s Career Suicide!

September 12th, 2013

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Oh no! Why the hell is Nina Agdal sitting next to Paris Hilton at the Betsey Johnson Fashion Show? Doesn’t she know that associating herself with her is career suicide. Someone at Nina’s management company needs to be fired! She’s not going to get the SI cover with herpes all over her lips. I’m not an expert when it comes to STDs but I’m pretty sure you can get it just looking at someone who has the virus. I thought I contracted the herps when I first saw the Paris Hilton sex tape, but luckily the test came back negative and it was only a little bug bite!

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