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Ali Landry Is Just Too Pretty

There’s not much to say about these pictures of Ali Landry at the Screening Of “The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus” other than she is too pretty to be on this site. How can I make cheap dirty comments about a girl that I’d pay large amounts of money to marry so that she can spend her days fending off my sexual advances.

Photos: WENN.com

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Ali Landry Is A Handy Adventure

Here’s Ali Landry at the ‘Handy Manny Motorcycle Adventure‘ premiere the other night. Speaking of handy adventures, after seeing pictures of her, I’ve got one of my own going on over here. God she’s hot! Everything from her complexion to her lips to her toes are perfection. I’d be a afraid to touch her in fear of messing her up. I guess I could wear mittens.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline, WENN.com

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Ali Landry Bikini Pictures

I haven’t seen any Ali Landry bikini pictures since the late 90’s, and they were probably in a Doritos calendar, so I was a little surprised when these came across my desk. She still looks pretty good, I guess there’s no reason she wouldn’t, she hasn’t done anything in over a decade might as well hit the gym. Unfortunately they look a little staged, probably taken by a new boyfriend trying to cash in on her former glory, as if this chick goes to the beach alone. If she wanted to stage some pictures to get attention she should have call me I’ve got lots of ideas.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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Ali Landry Bikini Pictures

Here’s Doritos mouth-catching hottie Ali Landry at the beach in a bikini with her daughter. I think because of Ali’s tight bod I’ll give ger the title “Hottest Celebrity MILF”. I’m sure this is far more rewarding than THE Miss USA title she won back in 96. I still can’t get over the fact that she married Mario Lopez. Nuts!

Photos: Fame, SplashNewsOnline

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Rotten Tuna: Ali Landry

Ali Landry in my opinion is one of the most beautiful women in the world, so can someone please explain to me why she’s wearing this outfit? My grandmother wouldn’t be caught dead in it and she’s been dead for 15 years. And what’s with the chain necklace?. Does Ali really think it makes the ensemble any more contemporary? Anyway, let’s pretend we never saw this… What a mess!

Photos: Fame

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Ali Landry And Kristin Cavallari Are Tree Lighters

What do you get when you put two nobodies like Ali Landry and Kristin Cavallari together for some lame tree lighting event at The Grove? Absolutely nothing. One chick is semi-famous for being a rich kid and the other caught a few Doritos in her mouth in the late 90’s. I bet they’d come over and help light my tree just to get on this site and I wouldn’t have to pay them a 3 months supply of Kahlua.

Photos: Wenn

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Ali Landry Because She Is Absolutely Gorgeous

There’s not much to say about Ali Landry other than she’s absolutely gorgeous. She’s one of those rare beauties that I can’t look at in a sexual way because I wouldn’t want to taint her or muck her up in any way. Yes, I’m a gentleman and as a gentleman I only treat sluts like sluts. Anyway, here Ali is at “The Secret Life of Bees” premiere. Enjoy.

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Ali Landry Will Take Your Breath Away

Here’s the Doritos mouth-catching beauty Ali Landry at the Elle magazine’s 14th Annual Women in Hollywood event. Is it me, or is she absolutely breathtaking? I’d even go so far as to say that Ali’s the best-looking girl I’ve ever laid eyes on. Ok, so I know I say that about a different chick almost every other day, but unless Ali has some kind of deformity (3rd nipples and extra vaginas are encouraged) that I don’t know about, I really mean it.