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Ivanka Trump’s Baby Bumps Are Growing!

April 19th, 2013

I never knew that the Museum of Natural History in New York held dances, because I always assumed they were a museum and not a high school. Then again, I also didn’t know that Ivanka Trump was pregnant, but here she is at the museum’s Spring Dance showing off her growing baby bumps, and I guess her stomach too. Anyway, all I can think of is that in a couple months some lucky kid is going to get to live my dream of burying their face in that cleavage. Talk about being born into privilege.

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Ivanka Trump And Her Classy Cleavage

September 6th, 2012

It’s not often that I do posts on Ivanka Trump but when she heads to the 2012 Style Awards showing off her classy cleavage, it’s hard to ignore. I’ve always liked Ivanka. She’s a rare socialite that has a little more than fluff between the ears, which I find every attractive. I’d love to have an intellectual conversation with her, while motorboating her “Trump Towers”.

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Ivanka Trump’s Boobs Are Bestsellers

October 15th, 2009

I've never thought much of Ivanka Trump, but after seeing these pictures of her at the signing of her new book "The Trump Card", those sweater puppies have just made me her #1 fan. I want to read it cover to cover using her titties as a book holder. It's my new fetish... an educational one.

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Ivanka Trump’s Got Real American Cleavage

November 4th, 2008

Earlier I posted some pictures of Paris Hilton’s impressive pushed up, taped up skinny girl cleavage but I didn’t think that would satisfy my readers so here’s Ivanka Trump at the 2008 Library Lions benefit in New York City showing us what cleavage should look like. Women with real tits don’t need to resort to tricks like duct tape, super glue or cantilevers to show off their cleavage. Ã‚Â Ã‚Â Lesson learned.

Photos: Wenn, SplashNewsOnline

Ivanka Trump’s Got Nipple -itis

May 22nd, 2008

Here’s Ivanka Trump at the 100th Annverisary of Milk-Bone. And speaking of bones, with Ivanka‘s nipples popping out those dogs are going to be damn happy with all the new bones she’ll have created, if you know what I mean, And if you don’t, don’t worry, it’s a lame joke.

Photos: Getty

Ivanka Trump’s Got Nice Jewels

October 15th, 2007

Here’s Ivanka Trump at The New Jewelry Collection launch wearing two of her most prized jewels to the event: boobs. No word if they’re genuine, but I’m guessing you can pick up a set for a little over 5000 bucks. Anything less and you’ll be getting the Tara Reid fugazis.