I never knew that the Museum of Natural History in New York held dances, because I always assumed they were a museum and not a high school. Then again, I also didn’t know that Ivanka Trump was pregnant, but here she is at the museum’s Spring Dance showing off her growing baby bumps, and I guess her stomach too. Anyway, all I can think of is that in a couple months some lucky kid is going to get to live my dream of burying their face in that cleavage. Talk about being born into privilege.
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It’s not often that I do posts on Ivanka Trump but when she heads to the 2012 Style Awards showing off her classy cleavage, it’s hard to ignore. I’ve always liked Ivanka. She’s a rare socialite that has a little more than fluff between the ears, which I find every attractive. I’d love to have an intellectual conversation with her, while motorboating her “Trump Towers”.
Earlier I posted some pictures of Paris Hilton’s impressive pushed up, taped up skinny girl cleavage but I didn’t think that would satisfy my readers so here’s Ivanka Trump at the 2008 Library Lions benefit in New York City showing us what cleavage should look like. Women with real tits don’t need to resort to tricks like duct tape, super glue or cantilevers to show off their cleavage. Ã‚Â Ã‚Â Lesson learned.
Photos: Wenn, SplashNewsOnline
Here’s Ivanka Trump at the 100th Annverisary of Milk-Bone. And speaking of bones, with Ivanka‘s nipples popping out those dogs are going to be damn happy with all the new bones she’ll have created, if you know what I mean, And if you don’t, don’t worry, it’s a lame joke.
Here’s Ivanka Trump at The New Jewelry Collection launch wearing two of her most prized jewels to the event: boobs. No word if they’re genuine, but I’m guessing you can pick up a set for a little over 5000 bucks. Anything less and you’ll be getting the Tara Reid fugazis.