Nothing puts a big smile on my face and small lump in my pants like a Lucy Pinder photoshooot. Here she is busting out in sexy lingerie in the latest NUTS magazine photoshoot. Obviously, I can’t show you the good stuff because even after 7 years of doing this site, advertisers in the US are still very uptight about nudity, but if you go to the NUTS website, I’m sure you will find what your looking for. Tell them The Tuna sent you.
CELEBRITIES > Lucy Pinder
Here’s Lucy Pinder in the latest issue of Nuts magazine. Every time I say so and so busty model is the next Lucy Pinder, she comes out with a spectacular photoshoot and makes me eat my words. There is no denying that Lucy is still “UK’s Glamour Queen of Boobs” and all the other pretenders have a long way to go before they steal her title.
We don’t normally get to see Lucy Pinder in clothes so it’s hard to recognize her at the The Loaded LAFTAs Awards in a barely see through top and leather pants. I don’t know about you guys, but I find that posting anything other than Lucy in lingerie or a bikini is a waste of time. So let’s move along.
Give me a minute, I still have to pick my jaw up off the floor after seeing Lucy Pinder on the latest Loaded cover. Wow. That cleavage is so distracting I didn’t even notice the Pope outfit until the fourth time around. Anyway, if Lucy’s spread inside is anywhere near as hot as her cover, they’re going to have to sell this issue to people in a brown paper bag.
Here’s a Lucy Pinder tweet that she sent to me personally and to all of her followers. I like to think that after 7 years of posting this busty beauty we have a true relationship. It’s probably not the healthiest one, since it’s very one sided but it hasn’t put me in jail yet, so we’re good. Anyway, I’m loving this outfit big time. Enjoy.
Between Kelly Brook and now Lucy Pinder, it’s a busty British invasion on Hollywood Tuna today. And if they keep this up, pretty soon we’ll all be driving on the wrong side of the road and reading newspapers with pictures of topless Page 3 Girls in them. Actually, you know what, that doesn’t sound so bad. I, for one, welcome our new chesty overlords. It’s about time.
Finally, I can thank Santa because I’ve now got the Christmas photoshoot I’ve been waiting for. Here are Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers and India Reynolds for Nuts magazine’s Christmas issue. These photos are so hot, I’m pretty sure you’ll be making a new batch of eggnog in no time, if you know what I mean…
I’m not used to seeing Lucy Pinder in clothes, so it was nice of her to help soften the shock to my system by wearing a see-through dress to The Hobbit premiere. It’s a competitive world out there for busty British chicks, but this is exactly the kind of thing that helps Lucy stay at the top. Well, that and those awesome chesticles, of course.
I don’t know how they do it, but the guys over at Nuts always know just what to get me for Christmas. Probably because I always ask for the same thing every year: a busty British chick, preferably topless. It’s one of my favorite holiday traditions, right up there with egg nog and getting hammered at office parties. So here’s Lucy Pinder dressed up as a sexy Santa for the Nuts Christmas Special. It only comes around once a year, so make sure to enjoy it.
I’ve been a fan of Lucy Pinder since I started this website and I can only count on one hand the amount of times I’ve seen her at an event. Usually, it’s in the pages of titty magazines. Here she is at “The Soviet Nuts Awards Party” and if anyone deserves award that night it’s definitely Lucy because not many chicks can pull off an outfit with a dead animal laying over their shoulder. She probably brought that thing to cover up the girls if they so happen to get chilly. It’s cold in London.
We’ve got even more awesome pictures of Lucy Pinder in lingerie today, but don’t try and adjust your brightness settings, because I’m pretty sure that light is just what happens any time you stare into Lucy’s cleavage. Either that, or her boobs are creating a solar eclipse. Regardless, you’re probably gonna want to be careful and not stare at these for too long, otherwise you might hurt your eyes. Along with a few other important body parts.
It has been a while since I’ve done a post on Lucy Pinder. I guess with all the new big busted talent coming out of the UK, Lucy has a lot more competition. Not that she should be worried though. I mean, just look at those chesticles. They are hands down still the greatest pair in Britain. End of story.
I know I already posted some sexy Lucy Pinder lingerie pictures earlier today. But I figured since it’s always important to finish the week off right, what better way than with a few more? Of course, Lucy Pinder in lingerie is also a great way to begin the week. Or to help get through the middle of the week. Or just about any time of the week, really. That Lucy is one versatile gal. Enjoy.
As much as I love it when celebrities Tweet hot pictures of themselves, there’s just no substitute for a good photoshoot. Like this one of the always hot Lucy Pinder, one of my all-time favorites. It’s a lesson the NFL just learned with those brutal replacement refs: some stuff is better left to the professionals. Sort of like me with Lucy — I have years of experience ogling her in lingerie. And it’s not as easy as it looks either. You’ve got to watch out for eye strain, carpal tunnel. It’s a dangerous job, but somebody’s got to do it. You’re welcome Lucy.