I know Emma Watson is still trying to become known as a “real actress” instead of just “that Harry Potter chick,” which I guess is why she did this spread in Vogue. But if Emma really wants to be taken seriously as an A-lister, forget photoshoots in fashion mags. She needs to start posting bikini selfies and booty shaking videos on Instagram at least 2-3 times a week. That’s what all the big stars are doing these days. Trust me.
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I can’t remember if you nerds are still obsessed with Emma Watson or not, but either way, I don’t think this latest photoshoot she did for Interview is going to do much for you. Unless you’ve got a thing for fully-clothed chicks with greasy hair. Otherwise, you can probably go ahead and put your wands away for now.
It’s not the bikini vacation I was asking for last time, but I’ve got to give Emma Watson credit: I’m glad to see she took my advice about stepping her photoshoot game up. Because here she is in the March issue of Vanity Fair showing off some solid underboob. All she needs to do now is start hanging out with Bella Thorne and posting gym selfies, and she’ll be an A-list hottie in no time. Fingers crossed, anyway.
First off, I want to apologize to all the nerds out there. I know I haven’t done a post on Emma Watson for you guys in a while. So here she is doing a photoshoot for the March issue of Elle. And second, if Emma ever wants to become a real A-lister instead of just “that Harry Potter chick,” she’s going to have to do a lot better than these lame pictures. It’s time for a bikini vacation with the paps, or joining Snapchat.
Here’s nerd queen Emma Watson in Madrid for a screening of her new movie Regression, and yeah, I still think she should be using some of that sweet, sweet Harry Potter money to buy a new pair of bolt-ons or a better (i.e. more revealing) wardrobe. But I can’t lie, she still looks super-cute, even if I think she’s being totally irresponsible with her money.
I know I’ve been a little tough on Emma Watson and her lame outfits lately, but even I’ve got to admit that she’s looking pretty damn good here at the UK premiere of Noah. Especially when we get some of that sweet leg action. Uh oh, does this mean I’ve become a nerd? I guess that would explain a few things, like living in my mom’s basement and spending 95% of my time on the computer. Only considering I’m looking up bikini pictures and not Star Wars trivia, I think I’m probably OK for now. Phew. I had myself pretty worried there for a second.
I know I’ve been ragging on Emma Watson for disappointing me a bit lately, but that’s just because I don’t really get why you nerds out there dig her so much. Maybe I just need to watch Star Wars a few more times or something, and it’ll all finally click. But it’d still be nice if Emma helped me out a little more, and it would’ve been a good start if she’d put her dress on properly at the New York Noah premiere. Because these pictures would be way more interesting for me if it was turned the other way around. And if she put some of that Harry Potter money to good use on a nice pair of bolt-ons. What? It’s called constructive criticism. Jeez.
I’m sure some fashion blogs out there are going to give Emma Watson props for dressing like some kind of androgynous waiter for Letterman last night, but not me. Because the only thing a hottie like Emma should wear on these late night shows is a tight dress that makes it difficult to sit down on the couch without some kind of wardrobe malfunction. Hey, I may not know much about fashion, but I know what I like. And it ain’t this.
Here’s one for all you nerds out there: Emma Watson showing off her barely-there cleavage at the Noah premiere in Madrid. That said, even if Emma’s not exactly gifted in the front meat department, I guess if me and her were the last two people on Earth and it was up to us to repopulate the world, I’d certainly be willing to give it a shot. Especially if I got to wear protection. I mean, who are we kidding? Everyone knows I’d make a terrible dad.
Emma Watson was at Cannes to premiere her new movie The Bling Ring, so here are some pictures for all you nerds out there. And I hate to break your bubble, but I’m pretty sure this movie is about the kids who robbed Paris Hilton and not some lame Green Lantern sequel. I could be wrong, but I’m too busy focusing on Emma’s booty in this dress to double-check. Uh oh, does this mean I’m becoming a nerd too? Guys, I’m scared.
Here is every nerds favorite actress Emma Watson working the MET Gala in one of the better outfits of the evening. Unfortunately, poor girl can’t fill it out all too well. I’m not one to tell a chick that they need to purchase a set of funbags, but Emma’s bags are non existent and trust me you won’t get any fun out of those. Seriously, as I look at the pictures, it’s practically like checking myself in the mirror. Minus the women’s clothing of course.
I’ve never been a huge fan of Emma Watson, but I know that the nerds out there are still in love with her. So here’s one for you guys: Emma “out of control” in British GQ. Just be careful playing with your wands, I hear too much of that can make you go blind.
OK nerds, time to break your wands out of their protective packaging, because we’ve got pictures of Emma Watson showing off some nice leg action for Marie Claire. The cover teases something about Emma’s “double life,” but before you get too excited, I bet it’s just something stupid like she’s taking college courses, or enjoys doing theater, not that she dresses up like an elf on the weekends too.
Here’s Emma Watson at the screening of ‘The Perks of Being A Wallflower’. Honestly, I don’t find anything remotely sexy about her, but because I know how much you nerds love Emma, I decided to post these pictures. So, do whatever filthy things you do while looking at Emma, but please stop calling your wand Harry Potter.