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Rotten Tuna: Jennifer Love Hewitt

March 24th, 2010

Being single again doesn't seem to suit Jennifer Love Hewitt very much, here she is at some book signing or something looking like she just had a very disappointing fall during the women's figure skating long program. I've actually seen a drunk Inuit lady at the local watering hole wear the exact same sparkling outfit, but she pulled it off. I don't mean she pulled off the look, I mean she literally pulled off the dress in the middle of the bar and started her own drunken dance party for one... Without any music. She and I had three magical months together.        
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Rotten Tuna: Mischa Barton–

January 6th, 2010

I think it's time that Mischa Barton calls it a career. Enough is enough. She doesn't work, nobody gives a smooth fart in the wind about her and she looks absolutely rotten. I guess I'm not helping by posting pictures of her dressed like a retard, but she leaves me no choice. Her tits look like two baked potatoes I'd send back for being to small. I hear Target is hiring.        
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Rotten Tuna: Jennifer Garner

November 11th, 2009

I don't know who the hell this dude thinks he is, but Jessica Biel is right behind him, so he better move the f@#k out of the way so we can get a look at her. What's that? Get the f@#k out of her! I'm being told that this "dude " is actually film and television star Jennifer Garner. I think I'm going to be sick. Man she looks bad. I always assumed that Ben Affleck's lack of talent and doucheability would rub off on her, but I never thought that he could steal her looks and femininity. Thanks asshole.    
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Rotten Tuna: Ashley Tisdale

November 5th, 2009

I don't really know what look Ashley Tisdale is going for with this outfit, but if it's shabby homeless crazy lady I think she's nailed it. She even dressed up her rat in a dog suit, how cute. Whatever it is, it's not working. For some reason I find she looks like Emilio Estevez, but not as handsome I can't be the only one.      
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Rotten Tuna: Rose McGowan

October 15th, 2009

Rose McGowan isn't exactly known as the sexiest woman alive, but she's got her moments. Unfortunately this isn't one of them. Here she is celebrating the one year anniversary of the Museum of Arts and Design looking like she's auditioning for the role of a corpse on CSI. I understand that tanning is bad for the skin, but Lindsay Lohan has invented a cream for that so there's no reason to look this pale. Unless you're recently deceased.    
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Rotten Tuna: Jessica Simpson

October 14th, 2009

I don't know what the hell is going on with Jessica Simpson these days, this is the fifth post in a row where she looks like shit. And I don't mean posts of her pulling weeds in her garden, she's dressed up at events and still looks like shit. Why does she insist on covering the goods? Here she is in her grandma's dress at some QVC event dressed like she's preparing to launch her own line of designer clothes for fat chicks. I always thought that clothing for fat girls were just bed sheets with neck and arm holes cut out of them, but I could be wrong. more pictures of Jessica Simpson here    
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Rotten Tuna: Rihanna

September 23rd, 2009

Rihanna normally looks pretty hot, in a futuristic space whore kind of way, so I'm a little annoyed that she's dressed like a school teacher in these pictures. Alright so it's more of a slutty space school teacher, but it's still kinda boring. I appreciate the fact that she wore some crazy leather boots/leggings for me, but they're just not doing the trick this time. At least give us another look at that Rihanna nipple ring. more pictures of Rihanna here    
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Rotten Tuna: Avril Lavigne

September 15th, 2009

Here's Avril Lavigne at a fashion show for her childish Wal Mart clothing line Abbey Dawn. I thought we were done with this bullshit punk princess look, running shoes and bad Xtina lipstick is not an attractive look, especially for someone in their thirties. (I have no idea how old Avril is) I'm pretty sure that nobody other than Avril herself and maybe a handful of trannies actually wear this shit.        
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Rotten Tuna: Rachel Bilson

September 10th, 2009

It has been a while since I last did a Rotten Tuna post, but these pictures of Rachel Bilson in some sort of wannabe-avant-garde tutu like dress takes the cake as the worst outfit ever. I hate that it has to be a cutie like Rachel Bilson to receive this honor, but maybe other young starlets can learn from her mistakes... Let’s hope so, because I hate being this disappointed.    
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Rotten Tuna: Scarlett Johansson

July 24th, 2009

Scarlett Johansson used to be the hottest piece of meat in Hollywood, but a lot has changed over the years with girls like Megan Fox, Minka Kelly and Emmanuelle Chriqui breaking into the industry. So, naturally you’d think Scarlett would like to stand her ground. Wrong!. Here she is at the 2009 LA Shorts Fest dressed like an old lady. Are those shoulder pads?!? more pictures of Scarlett Johansson here    
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Rotten Tuna: Rachel Bilson

July 20th, 2009

This is disappointing, Rachel Bilson showing her pasty white legs in some kind of Angus Young-like schoolboy shorts. I hate to put her in the Rotten Tuna category, but Rachel could do so much better and I think this a kick in the nuts to all the male fans who have supported her and her lousy career. Time to step it up Rachel, you’re super cuteness is fading.    
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Rotten Tuna: Scarlett Johansson

July 14th, 2009

I'm aware that a lot of women completely give up on their looks after getting married, others a week or two after you start dating them, but I never thought it would happen to such a normally hot Hollywood star like Scarlett Johansson. Here she is in Madrid looking absolutely awful, it's a travesty, or should I say it's a transvestite because that's what she looks like, a 1950's CIA agent in drag who may or may not burst into flames when the sun touches her sickly pale skin. I'm embarrassed. more pictures of Scarlett Johansson here    
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