It feels like it was just a couple days ago that I was complaining how we haven’t seen much of Bar Refaeli lately. And now here she is on the cover of the March issue of Elle Spain. So it got me thinking: either I’m psychic or the fashion mags are finally listening to me. In which case, you know what else we haven’t seen enough of lately? A bunch of famous supermodels groping a pasty blogger in his mom’s basement… If this works, this is going to be the best April issue yet.
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It’s been a long time since we’ve gotten any new lingerie goodness from one of my favorite hotties Bar Refaeli, but luckily she’s part of the Agent Provocateur Spring/Summer 2016 Campaign, and the result is the seriously hot photoshoot you see below. Although I guarantee that rolling around in hay like this can’t be very comfortable. I bet Bar’s going to be picking pieces of hay off her ass for days. And I’d be more than happy to help if she needs a hand. Or a mouth. Call me!
As you probably know, I don’t know much about fashion — unless you count knowing what color sweatpants pair best with mustard stains. But that doesn’t mean I don’t still like to keep up with fashion magazines, specifically whenever they do photoshoots with my favorite hotties, like this one of Bar Refaeli for the latest issue of So Chic Magazine. So check it out and enjoy, and if anyone asks, you’re just reading it for the pictures.
I know some of you probably think I’m nuts for calling Bar Refaeli only my second-favorite Bar in Hollywood. And after this latest shoot she did for Marie Claire Mexico, I hear you — there’s no denying Bar is a serious hottie. Anyway, I’m not sure why they went with the boxing theme, but all I know is, my pants region is going to be black and blue after this. Ow!
Here’s Bar Refaeli at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Berlin, and no offense or anything, but it’s pictures like this that are the reason she’s only my second favorite Bar in Hollywood. (Well, that and pictures like this.) I mean, I’ll be the first to admit I don’t know the first thing about fashion, but I know what I like and I also know what looks best on Bar. Although I guess lingerie, bikinis and/or handbras probably aren’t typical red carpet wear, but I think Bar could be a real trendsetter.
I guess Bar Refaeli didn’t appreciate my earlier post, because here she is busting out some nice sideboob for this bikini spread in Elle Spain. And it’s not bad at all. But she’ll still have to do better than this to beat out Bar Paly for the title of my favorite Bar. I’m thinking sending some personalized lingerie pictures to my inbox would be a good place to start. Just a suggestion.
I guess Bar Refaeli didn’t take too kindly to me calling Bar Paly the “new hottest Bar in Hollywood” last month, because here she is with a sexy new photoshoot to get me thinking that I might’ve called this one a little prematurely. I mean, these pictures do make for a pretty strong counterargument. So I’m willing to let this one play out a bit more before I make the final call. It’s your move now, Bar Paly.
If you’re not following Bar Refaeli on Twitter yet, you really should. Not because she’ll follow you back, or because she’s got anything interesting to say, but because she routinely posts amazing pictures like these ones of her wearing a bikini at a bachelorette party and passed out in the pool. You know, out of all the celebrity parties I never get invited to, I think this one hurts the most. So ladies, keep me in mind for your next bachelorette. The Tuna may not be a great stripper, but my rates are very reasonable. And I need to get some more use out of those tearaway sweatpants I bought.
As far as I can tell, hot models like Bar Refaeli seem to spend every minute of the summer on big-ass yachts in bikinis. I’m pretty sure it must be their summer job or something. Anyway, you might have noticed that Bar’s having a little trouble with her bikini here. She should’ve called me. See, you might not know this, but in addition to running this site, I have a second job as a freelance bikini adjuster. I haven’t landed any gigs yet, but I’m hoping Bar can be my first.
There’s not much that can match yesterday’s Bar Refaeli nude Instagram, but these pictures of her modelling lingerie for Passionata are pretty damn hot. I know Bar was the “It” girl before Kate Upton hit the scene, but she doesn’t have to worry about losing me as a fan because I will always have a little hard spot for her right below my waist. Enjoy
Bar Refaeli‘s given us some awesome Twitter pictures in the past, but I’m pretty sure this one tops them all. Because here’s a shot Bar posted on Instagram of her covered only by shopping bags. I’m kinda surprised it didn’t break the Internet. Now if you’ll excuse me, if this is how Bar rolls, I have to go apply for a job as her personal shopper.
Since I feel a little bad about naming Bar Paly my new favorite Bar, here are some photos of my old favorite Bar Refaeli from Go Style magazine. This shoot was from last year, but I believe these are the outtakes. I’m just having a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that these pictures didn’t make the cut because there were even hotter ones to choose from. Would anybody mind if I had two favorite Bars? I don’t want to limit myself to just one.
Bar Refaeli is one of those models that manages to look ridiculously hot no matter what she’s modelling, she could probably make a cardboard box look sexy. Luckily though, we don’t have to put that theory to the test just yet, because here she is rocking some awesome lingerie instead. And I think you’ll agree it’s much better this way. Enjoy.
I know a lot of people get stressed out this time of year, but personally, I love the holidays. Especially when they’re being celebrated by supermodels in their underwear. So for all you Grinches out there, here’s Bar Refaeli wishing everyone a Happy Holidays by modeling her new collection from Under.me. I don’t know about you, but these pictures just made my heart grow a few sizes.