Here's career nobody Mischa Barton storming off into a car with her ugly flat ass the other night. This thing looks like something you'd see at ladies day on the golf course. Gross. It's funny because rumor has it that she stormed off because somebody said her butt was flat. Awesome. I'm just glad we didn't get a shot of her rotten face.       Related Articles: Mischa Barton Upskirt With Panties Mischa Barton Forgets Halloween Was Oct. 31 Mischa Barton Is Almost See-Through Mischa Barton Topless With Some Cheese Photos: PacificCoastNews

I get that Mischa Barton hasn't had any real work in years, but that shouldn't mean that she can walk the streets looking like this. I've seen this chick before in my neighborhood, she doesn't have any teeth and she offers oral satisfaction for a very reasonable price. Obviously they're not the same chick... The girl in my neighborhood is good at what she does. Enjoy. more pictures of Mischa Barton here     Related Articles: Mischa Barton And Her Slippery Nipples Mischa Barton Forgets Halloween Was Oct. 31 Mischa Barton Is Almost See-Through Mischa Barton Topless With Some Cheese Photos: Wenn, Fame, WENN.com

I thought we decided we were done with Mischa Barton, so why are these pictures of her on my computer this morning? It's bad enough that I had a few too many gin and orange sodas last night, I don't need to see this garbage first thing in the morning. There should be a farm or a ranch somewhere that we can send all these washed up, passed their prime celebrity chicks to graze until it's their turn to be featured on one of those 'Where Are They Now?' TV shows. She is so rotten.         Related Articles: Mischa Barton Upskirt With Panties Mischa Barton Forgets Halloween Was Oct. 31 Mischa Barton Is Almost See-Through Mischa Barton Topless With Some Cheese Photos: PacificCoastNews

Mischa Barton needs to go away, it's been a good run, but it's time to hang up her terrible acting shoes and call it a career. Here she is trying to get attention by squeezing her little boobs together in some sloppy hipster cleavage. Normally I'm all about the cleavage, but this is just sad. She needs to marry some rich dude who's a huge OC fan and disappear into motherhood. Maybe she can pose for Playboy. Actually, people need to want to see you naked for that kind of sh#t. Whatever happened to that interview at Target? Good luck.       Related Articles: Mischa Barton Upskirt With Panties Mischa Barton Forgets Halloween Was Oct. 31 Mischa Barton Is Almost See-Through Mischa Barton Topless With Some Cheese Photos: PacificCoastNews

Mischa Barton has been doing pretty much nothing since that OC show she used to be on went off the air, so it's nice to see that she and her boney ass have gotten a paying job. Finally!! I know what you're thinking, she's a hooker now? For years I've been saying it was just a matter of time before she'd been turning tricks on the street, but no she's not a hooker.... She just plays one on TV. Here she is on the set of one of theLaw & Order shows, who cares? Nice rack though.     Related Articles: Mischa Barton Upskirt With Panties Mischa Barton Forgets Halloween Was Oct. 31 Mischa Barton Is Almost See-Through Mischa Barton Topless With Some Cheese Photos: PacificCoastNews

Dare I say that Mischa Barton actually looks hot? I couldn't believe it either. Here she is in a nice low cut dress at Fashion Week in New York City showing off some magical skinny chick cleavage and looking pretty damn good doing it. These are the pre show pics so after she's spent a few hours sniffing glue and drinking dozens of wine coolers at the after party, she may be back to her old self. Only time will tell.     Related Articles: Mischa Barton Upskirt With Panties Mischa Barton Forgets Halloween Was Oct. 31 Mischa Barton Is Almost See-Through Mischa Barton Topless With Some Cheese Photos: WENN.com

So we’ve all heard that Mischa Barton admitted herself into a hospital for being an out of shape skinny chick, with an alcohol and drug problem. OK, I made that up, but I have no clue why she went to the hospital.. I’m guessing that I'm not too far off. Anyway, here she is on set of The Beautiful Life. How Ironic, isn't it?! more pictures of Mischa Barton here     Related Articles: Mischa Barton Upskirt With Panties Mischa Barton Forgets Halloween Was Oct. 31 Mischa Barton Is Almost See-Through Mischa Barton Topless With Some Cheese Photos: Flynet

I hope this is a joke. Here's Mischa Barton promoting Herbal Essence Shampoo the other day in some of the worst pants I've ever seen in my life. It looks like she's got a massive pantload. I don't know who decided this but she's the last person to be promoting hair products, she's greasy and dirty and probably smells like pachouli oil. If I was one of the Herbal Essence executives I would have fired this dirty hippie years ago, too bad there are no jobs promoting heroin addict lumberjack clowns. Related Articles: Mischa Barton Upskirt With Panties Mischa Barton Forgets Halloween Was Oct. 31 Mischa Barton Is Almost See-Through Mischa Barton Topless With Some Cheese Photos: SplashNewsOnline