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Mischa Barton Finally Gets Her Ass A Job

Mischa Barton has been doing pretty much nothing since that OC show she used to be on went off the air, so it’s nice to see that she and her boney ass have gotten a paying job. Finally!! I know what you’re thinking, she’s a hooker now? For years I’ve been saying it was just a matter of time before she’d been turning tricks on the street, but no she’s not a hooker…. She just plays one on TV. Here she is on the set of one of theLaw & Order shows, who cares? Nice rack though.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Rotten Tuna: Mischa Barton–

I think it’s time that Mischa Barton calls it a career. Enough is enough. She doesn’t work, nobody gives a smooth fart in the wind about her and she looks absolutely rotten. I guess I’m not helping by posting pictures of her dressed like a retard, but she leaves me no choice. Her tits look like two baked potatoes I’d send back for being to small. I hear Target is hiring.

Photos: Fame

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Mischa Barton’s Magical Cleavage

Dare I say that Mischa Barton actually looks hot? I couldn’t believe it either. Here she is in a nice low cut dress at Fashion Week in New York City showing off some magical skinny chick cleavage and looking pretty damn good doing it. These are the pre show pics so after she’s spent a few hours sniffing glue and drinking dozens of wine coolers at the after party, she may be back to her old self. Only time will tell.

Photos: WENN.com

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Mischa Barton’s Beautiful Life Isn’t So Beautiful

So we’ve all heard that Mischa Barton admitted herself into a hospital for being an out of shape skinny chick, with an alcohol and drug problem. OK, I made that up, but I have no clue why she went to the hospital.. I’m guessing that I’m not too far off. Anyway, here she is on set of The Beautiful Life. How Ironic, isn’t it?!

more pictures of Mischa Barton here

Photos: Flynet

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Rotten Tuna: Mischa Barton

I’ve seen some bad pictures in my day, but words can’t describe how scary Micha Barton looks while leaving Bungalow 8 Night Club in London. By far the worst Rotten Tuna posts ever. Mommmmmy!

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Mischa Barton In The Ugliest Pants Ever!

I hope this is a joke. Here’s Mischa Barton promoting Herbal Essence Shampoo the other day in some of the worst pants I’ve ever seen in my life. It looks like she’s got a massive pantload. I don’t know who decided this but she’s the last person to be promoting hair products, she’s greasy and dirty and probably smells like pachouli oil. If I was one of the Herbal Essence executives I would have fired this dirty hippie years ago, too bad there are no jobs promoting heroin addict lumberjack clowns.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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Mischa Barton Is Still Considered Sexy?

Here’s Mischa Barton in the new issue of FHM Magazine. I fail to understand why anyone would put Mischa in their magazine… considering that we all know when she’s not being photoshopped the girl looks like this. I know magazines are having a hard time because of the economy, but I didn’t know it was this bad…

Source: FHM

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Rotten Tuna: Mischa Barton

Think she’s high? I am just from looking at her.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Mischa Barton Upskirt With Panties

Here’s Mischa Barton at some fashion event showing how classy she is by wearing a pair of panties. Honestly, not that I mind, but how hard is it to cross your legs? Since I’m not a girl I wouldn’t know but I would guess it’s not that difficult. Anyways, between this and her nipple slips Mischa sure knows how to drum up attention. Although, she’d be better off just cutting to the chase and sending me nude pictures herself. It would make my job a lot easier not having to browse through all the photo agencies.

Photos: Wenn, Fame

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Rotten Tuna: Mischa Barton

Well, this is the first and last time I’ll do two Mischa Barton posts in one day but when you’re kissing a chick out in public while wearing the worst outfit I’ve ever seen a chick wear, you’re going to ruin the moment. Anyway, Mischa is celebrating her 23rd birthday so happy birthday Mischa, and as a present I’ll make you today’s Rotten Tuna girl.

11 more pictures of Mischa Barton here

Photos: Fame

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Mischa Barton Is So Skinny, Her Dress Can’t Stay Up

I have to say that I like skinny chicks but there’s such a thing as too skinny, Lindsay Lohan is pushing the limits, here’s Mischa Barton’s frail little figure at some event she shouldn’t have been invited to. She hasn’t had a job in years and it’s starting to show, it looks like she hasn’t had a good meal in a very long time either. Her body is shrinking so quickly her dress can barely stay on, eat a candy bar or something or go eat at Jessica Simpson’s house, Ã‚Â lots of food there.

13 more pictures of Mischa Barton here

Photos: Flynet, Fame

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Mischa Barton Forgets Halloween Was Oct. 31

This is just sad, it’s November 3rd and Mischa Barton is still wearing her shitty Halloween costume to try and get a little attention. What a mess, it’s not even a sexy costume, nobody wants to see a former celebrity dressed as a dirty hippie with fat thighs and bad teeth. Maybe it’s just me.

14 more pictures of Mischa Barton here

Photos: Wenn

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Mischa Barton And Her Slippery Nipples

I don’t know why, but Mischa Barton is consistently the sloppiest celebrity out there. Maybe booze or drugs has something to do with it but girl needs to go to finishing school, rehab or something, because here she is leaving some Fashion Relief shindig and once again her breasts spill out of her dress. I don’t know how many times this has happened, but it’s one of those rare instances where I wish it didn’t.

11 more pictures of Mischa Barton here

Photos: Flynet, Bauer-Griffin

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Mischa Barton Topless In Nylon

Here’s Mischa Barton posing topless for Nylon Magazine. Now there’s no denying Mischa takes great pictures, but the reality is the girl’s body is like a science experiment gone wrong. I mean for a skinny chick Mischa probably has more cellulite on one thigh than Rosie O’Donnell has on her whole body. Ok, that’s an exaggeration, but let Mischa be a lesson to you young girls out there. You might look good now, but if you smoke pot and like to drink, it’ll catch up with you in the end.

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