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Mischa Barton Needs A Lot Of Work

April 9th, 2013

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I don’t like to be mean, but if Mischa Barton wants to get back in my good books, she’s going to have to do a whole lot of deep knee bends. Now I don’t know what happened to her, but if this is her way of auditioning for The Biggest Loser Celebrity Edition, I have bad news. I don’t think there is one. Anyway, let’s hope the next time we see Mischa, which will probably be in 3 years, she’s back to her normal self.

         
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Mischa Barton’s Hairy Armpit In A Sloppy Bikini

January 4th, 2012

Mischa Barton seemed to be doing so well, I don’t mean career wise, I mean she came out with a few decent shots of her in a bikini back at the end of December so this is a let down. Here she is back up to her old tricks in a stupid looking swimsuit/bikini/mom shorts. Gross. Not only does she ruin a good opportunity to get a little hottie attention, but she completely ruins the half chub I had with her hairy armpits. Double gross.

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Mischa Barton Decent Bikini Pictures

December 28th, 2011

I wouldn’t say that Mischa Barton is exactly relevant anymore, she hasn’t been in like a decade, so the photographer must have thought she was someone else when he took these shots of her lounging around in her bikini. Maybe he’s a big fan of the OC, but that doesn’t sound right. Anyhow, she doesn’t look all that bad, she’s managed to hide her dumpy booty pretty well. Good job.

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Mischa Barton’s Flat Booty Gets Angry

September 17th, 2010

Here's career nobody Mischa Barton storming off into a car with her ugly flat ass the other night. This thing looks like something you'd see at ladies day on the golf course. Gross. It's funny because rumor has it that she stormed off because somebody said her butt was flat. Awesome. I'm just glad we didn't get a shot of her rotten face.      
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Mischa Barton Is A Disgrace

June 30th, 2010

I get that Mischa Barton hasn't had any real work in years, but that shouldn't mean that she can walk the streets looking like this. I've seen this chick before in my neighborhood, she doesn't have any teeth and she offers oral satisfaction for a very reasonable price. Obviously they're not the same chick... The girl in my neighborhood is good at what she does. Enjoy. more pictures of Mischa Barton here    
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Rotten Tuna: Mischa Barton… Again

February 25th, 2010

I thought we decided we were done with Mischa Barton, so why are these pictures of her on my computer this morning? It's bad enough that I had a few too many gin and orange sodas last night, I don't need to see this garbage first thing in the morning. There should be a farm or a ranch somewhere that we can send all these washed up, passed their prime celebrity chicks to graze until it's their turn to be featured on one of those 'Where Are They Now?' TV shows. She is so rotten.        
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Mischa Barton Makes A Sloppy Cleavage Attempt

February 17th, 2010

Mischa Barton needs to go away, it's been a good run, but it's time to hang up her terrible acting shoes and call it a career. Here she is trying to get attention by squeezing her little boobs together in some sloppy hipster cleavage. Normally I'm all about the cleavage, but this is just sad. She needs to marry some rich dude who's a huge OC fan and disappear into motherhood. Maybe she can pose for Playboy. Actually, people need to want to see you naked for that kind of sh#t. Whatever happened to that interview at Target? Good luck.      
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Mischa Barton Finally Gets Her Ass A Job

January 19th, 2010

Mischa Barton has been doing pretty much nothing since that OC show she used to be on went off the air, so it's nice to see that she and her boney ass have gotten a paying job. Finally!! I know what you're thinking, she's a hooker now? For years I've been saying it was just a matter of time before she'd been turning tricks on the street, but no she's not a hooker.... She just plays one on TV. Here she is on the set of one of theLaw & Order shows, who cares? Nice rack though.    
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Rotten Tuna: Mischa Barton–

January 6th, 2010

I think it's time that Mischa Barton calls it a career. Enough is enough. She doesn't work, nobody gives a smooth fart in the wind about her and she looks absolutely rotten. I guess I'm not helping by posting pictures of her dressed like a retard, but she leaves me no choice. Her tits look like two baked potatoes I'd send back for being to small. I hear Target is hiring.        
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Mischa Barton’s Magical Cleavage

September 14th, 2009

Dare I say that Mischa Barton actually looks hot? I couldn't believe it either. Here she is in a nice low cut dress at Fashion Week in New York City showing off some magical skinny chick cleavage and looking pretty damn good doing it. These are the pre show pics so after she's spent a few hours sniffing glue and drinking dozens of wine coolers at the after party, she may be back to her old self. Only time will tell.    
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Mischa Barton’s Beautiful Life Isn’t So Beautiful

August 11th, 2009

So we’ve all heard that Mischa Barton admitted herself into a hospital for being an out of shape skinny chick, with an alcohol and drug problem. OK, I made that up, but I have no clue why she went to the hospital.. I’m guessing that I'm not too far off. Anyway, here she is on set of The Beautiful Life. How Ironic, isn't it?! more pictures of Mischa Barton here    
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Mischa Barton In The Ugliest Pants Ever!

April 17th, 2009

I hope this is a joke. Here's Mischa Barton promoting Herbal Essence Shampoo the other day in some of the worst pants I've ever seen in my life. It looks like she's got a massive pantload. I don't know who decided this but she's the last person to be promoting hair products, she's greasy and dirty and probably smells like pachouli oil. If I was one of the Herbal Essence executives I would have fired this dirty hippie years ago, too bad there are no jobs promoting heroin addict lumberjack clowns. Related Articles: Mischa Barton Upskirt With Panties Mischa Barton Forgets Halloween Was Oct. 31 Mischa Barton Is Almost See-Through Mischa Barton Topless With Some Cheese Photos: SplashNewsOnline

Mischa Barton Is Still Considered Sexy?

February 23rd, 2009

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Here’s Mischa Barton in the new issue of FHM Magazine. I fail to understand why anyone would put Mischa in their magazine… considering that we all know when she’s not being photoshopped the girl looks like this. I know magazines are having a hard time because of the economy, but I didn’t know it was this bad…

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