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Mischa Barton Upskirt With Panties

January 29th, 2009

Mischa Barton Pictures

Here’s Mischa Barton at some fashion event showing how classy she is by wearing a pair of panties. Honestly, not that I mind, but how hard is it to cross your legs? Since I’m not a girl I wouldn’t know but I would guess it’s not that difficult. Anyways, between this and her nipple slips Mischa sure knows how to drum up attention. Although, she’d be better off just cutting to the chase and sending me nude pictures herself. It would make my job a lot easier not having to browse through all the photo agencies.

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Rotten Tuna: Mischa Barton

January 27th, 2009

Mischa Barton Pictures

Well, this is the first and last time I’ll do two Mischa Barton posts in one day but when you’re kissing a chick out in public while wearing the worst outfit I’ve ever seen a chick wear, you’re going to ruin the moment. Anyway, Mischa is celebrating her 23rd birthday so happy birthday Mischa, and as a present I’ll make you today’s Rotten Tuna girl.

11 more pictures of Mischa Barton here

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Mischa Barton Is So Skinny, Her Dress Can’t Stay Up

January 27th, 2009

Mischa Barton Pictures

I have to say that I like skinny chicks but there’s such a thing as too skinny, Lindsay Lohan is pushing the limits, here’s Mischa Barton‘s frail little figure at some event she shouldn’t have been invited to. She hasn’t had a job in years and it’s starting to show, it looks like she hasn’t had a good meal in a very long time either. Her body is shrinking so quickly her dress can barely stay on, eat a candy bar or something or go eat at Jessica Simpson’s house,  lots of food there.

13 more pictures of Mischa Barton here

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Mischa Barton Forgets Halloween Was Oct. 31

November 3rd, 2008

Mischa Barton Pictures

This is just sad, it’s November 3rd and Mischa Barton is still wearing her shitty Halloween costume to try and get a little attention. What a mess, it’s not even a sexy costume, nobody wants to see a former celebrity dressed as a dirty hippie with fat thighs and bad teeth. Maybe it’s just me.

14 more pictures of Mischa Barton here

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Mischa Barton And Her Slippery Nipples

September 18th, 2008

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I don’t know why, but Mischa Barton is consistently the sloppiest celebrity out there. Maybe booze or drugs has something to do with it but girl needs to go to finishing school, rehab or something, because here she is leaving some Fashion Relief shindig and once again her breasts spill out of her dress. I don’t know how many times this has happened, but it’s one of those rare instances where I wish it didn’t.

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Mischa Barton Topless In Nylon

July 18th, 2008

Mischa Barton Pictures

Here’s Mischa Barton posing topless for Nylon Magazine. Now there’s no denying Mischa takes great pictures, but the reality is the girl’s body is like a science experiment gone wrong. I mean for a skinny chick Mischa probably has more cellulite on one thigh than Rosie O’Donnell has on her whole body. Ok, that’s an exaggeration, but let Mischa be a lesson to you young girls out there. You might look good now, but if you smoke pot and like to drink, it’ll catch up with you in the end.

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May 5th, 2008

Mischa Barton Pictures

I hope you guys didn’t have lunch yet, because here are some topless Mischa Barton bikini pictures with a side order of cottage cheese thighs and ass. So dig in and try to hold it down, because it looks delicious.

*Sorry about the stars. They were not my doing but who hasn’t seen Mischa’s boobs already?

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Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures

April 10th, 2008

Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures

Are my eyes deceiving me? Is that Mischa Barton looking hot in a bikini? Wow! I’m in shock! No more cottage cheese thighs and flabby ass. It’s like she’s a completely new woman, and guess what? I’m digging it. Now if only my girlfriend could do the same I’d be one happy guy.

*More high quality and untagged pictures to come tomorrow, for now check out PCN for more

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November 29th, 2007

Mischa Barton Pictures

Well, I guess the people at Arena Magazine still consider Mischa Barton famous. You’ll have to forgive them, after all, they’re British. Just kidding, I love you guys. Without you, there wouldn’t be any naturally big-breasted women for me to write about. And speaking of breasts, Mischa Barton’s showing a little hint of some nipple action in one of the pics, but you’ll need your super virgin goggles to see it. Anyway, she actually looks pretty good in this photoshoot, and I hate to admit it, but I kind of missed seeing her and her nipples around.

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Are Mischa Barton’s Breasts Even Newsworthy?

May 18th, 2007

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Seeing as Mischa Barton‘s career has pretty much run its course, I figured I’d never be writing about her again. Even after seeing yet another one of her nipple “slip ups” I was still debating whether or not it was worthwhile to post. She’s not pretty, she’s not toned and her boobs are nothing special to look at but here I go again, wasting valuable web space on her, when I could be doing a post on just about any no-name chick that’s 10 times hotter than Mischa, and 10 times more willing to expose her breasts at the drop of a hat.

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January 17th, 2007

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Well, it looks like Mischa Barton decided to finally bring out her bikini. Unfortunately, she’s a little too late. “Celebrity Bikini Candids” were like 3 weeks ago. I guess we could cut her some slack. It’s not like she’s busy working. You’d think with all the free time she has now, she’d at least try to get rid of that cottage cheese problem on her thighs. I wish I could suggest a quick fix, but I fear there isn’t one. It’s not like she needs to lose weight, she’s already skinny. Who knows, maybe if she actually gained a few pounds, the space between the cheese curds would fill in. Ok. Now I’m just grasping at straws. Mischa‘s legs are a mystery. Let’s leave it like that.

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