Since I’m guessing there probably aren’t too many of you dudes out there who are currently subscribing to Women’s Health, you might have missed this killer photoshoot nerd dreamgirl Kaley Cuoco did showing off her sexy stomach for the mag. And even though I’ve never been the biggest fan of this chick, even I’ve got to admit she’s looking very… healthy here. Damn.
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Here is Kaley Cuoco racing Jimmy Kimmel on some stupid motorized suitcase. Not only is Kaley on the worst TV show ever, she is now giving cheap plugs for useless luggage that will probably be banned in most airports soon. I think anyone who buys one of these and uses it, deserves to get their asses kicked.
I guess somebody told Kaley Cuoco all the cool kids are on Snapchat these days, because here she is using it, and doing it right by showing off those fake boobs of hers for her fans. Unfortunately, it looks like Kaley accidentally covered up the good stuff with that heart, but that’s OK. She’s still learning. I’m sure she’ll get it next time.
I’m not a big fan of Kaley Cuoco. I don’t think she is a good actress. I don’t think she is very pretty. And I think she is on one of the most overrated shows ever made. However, I do like that she is showing off her funbags at 24th at some Alzheimer’s Association event. It makes forget all about her flaws.
Here’s one for all you nerds out there: Kaley Cuoco out at a Grammys after-party looking like she’s had a few too many. Normally, whenever that happens, it results in a nice wardrobe malfunction for the paps, but unfortunately, it didn’t here. Which is too bad, because I was really hoping for an excuse to shout “Bazinga!” Or whatever that dumb-ass catchphrase is. Oh well. I guess there’s always the Emmys.
I’ve got to be honest, this wasn’t exactly what I was hoping for when I heard there were new shots of Kaley Cuoco wearing a towel. But hey, on the bright side, at least we’re getting a peek at her stomach in these pictures of Kaley on the way back from the gym. And I’m no expert on exercise or anything (I’m a blogger, remember?) but I think a couple more months of hard work and Kaley could look pretty good. Maybe even good enough to model towels for the paps full time. Fingers crossed.
I’m sure you nerds out there will be able to tell me what episode of The Big Bang Theory she first debuted in, but I never knew that Kaley Cuoco had a little sister until I saw these shots of the two at the SAG Awards. And I have to say, Briana Cuoco is pretty cute. If nothing else, she gives you all something new and exciting to add to your daydreams about Kaley. Now you can fantasize about showing both of the Cuoco sisters your Star Wars
doll figurine collection, at the same time. Enjoy.
I’m sure all you nerds out there are still pissed that Star Wars wasn’t nominated for anything at the Golden Globes last night, but here’s something that ought to make you and your wookiee feel a whole lot better: Kaley Cuoco showing off her super-cute cleavage at the InStyle/Warner Bros Golden Globes after party and the Art of Elysium gala. That’s right, it’s double the Kaley hotness. Don’t say I never do anything for you guys. Enjoy.
I’m pretty sure none of you nerds out there have a subscription to Shape Magazine, but don’t worry, I’ve got the photoshoot Kaley Cuoco did for their October issue for you anyway. I guess being married to an athlete has Kaley more interested in staying in shape these days, I’m just not sure how well it’s working… So if you ask me, I think it’s time Kaley got on my patented diet and exercise plan. Yes, our workouts only last 30-45 seconds, but trust me, it’s enough to put her off food for the rest of the day. I don’t mean to brag, but even just the thought of it can do the trick for some ladies. Call me!
Here’s one for all you nerds out there: Kaley Cuoco leaving the gym after her yoga class. And in case any of you are wondering what that strange liquid is on her back and forehead, I believe it’s called “sweat.” According to my sources, it’s something the body produces when you exercise. I know, it’s all news to me too. Anyway, enjoy.
Bar Refaeli Bikini Pic Is Sweet (DS nsfw)
I’d like to apologize to all the nerds out there. Not for constantly making fun of you or anything, but because I haven’t given you guys a new set of Kaley Cuoco pictures to drool over in weeks. So here you go, just try to ignore her tennis pro husband like you ignore the suggested age range on those action figures you bought. Sorry. I can’t help it. So just enjoy the busty hottie in a tight white tank top and ignore me too. (You’re welcome.)
Here’s one for all you nerds out there: Kaley Cuoco in a bikini at the beach. Of course, these pictures are only half as good as they could’ve been though, considering Kaley covered up for some reason. But as disappointing as this is for the rest of us, I know you nerds have to be pretty psyched. While we just see some lame bikini pictures, I’m guessing you see another sign that you and Kaley have so much in common, you even both keep your shirts on at the beach. Feel free to run upstairs and tell your parents the good news.
Since I feel kinda bad for reminding you nerds that Kaley Cuoco‘s married to a professional athlete now and you have even less of a chance with her, I figured I’d make it up to you with these pictures of her attending a charity function. I even tried to limit the number of shots with her husband in them, and promised myself I wouldn’t make a single Wonder Woman or Star Wars joke. Like I said, I guess I’m feeling pretty charitable today too. Maybe I’m coming down with something.