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I’d like to apologize to all the nerds out there. Not for constantly making fun of you or anything, but because I haven’t given you guys a new set of Kaley Cuoco pictures to drool over in weeks. So here you go, just try to ignore her tennis pro husband like you ignore the suggested age range on those action figures you bought. Sorry. I can’t help it. So just enjoy the busty hottie in a tight white tank top and ignore me too. (You’re welcome.)
Here’s one for all you nerds out there: Kaley Cuoco in a bikini at the beach. Of course, these pictures are only half as good as they could’ve been though, considering Kaley covered up for some reason. But as disappointing as this is for the rest of us, I know you nerds have to be pretty psyched. While we just see some lame bikini pictures, I’m guessing you see another sign that you and Kaley have so much in common, you even both keep your shirts on at the beach. Feel free to run upstairs and tell your parents the good news.
Since I feel kinda bad for reminding you nerds that Kaley Cuoco‘s married to a professional athlete now and you have even less of a chance with her, I figured I’d make it up to you with these pictures of her attending a charity function. I even tried to limit the number of shots with her husband in them, and promised myself I wouldn’t make a single Wonder Woman or Star Wars joke. Like I said, I guess I’m feeling pretty charitable today too. Maybe I’m coming down with something.
Here’s one for all you nerds out there: your geek crush Kaley Cuoco sweating it out with her tennis pro husband as a reminder that even though Kaley’ll date a nerd on TV, she still married a professional athlete in real life. Sorry if that crushed your fantasy or anything, but hey, it’s not like she’d date a blogger either, so I feel your pain. Speaking of which, don’t worry, you’re also not the only one getting winded just from looking at these pictures. So just take a deep breath and enjoy.
Here’s one for all you nerds out there: Kaley Cuoco and her newly-married sweater mounds. Now I know that news probably had to sting, but I’m sure you guys are used to disappointment when it comes to the ladies. And besides, I thought you were saving yourself for Princess Leia anyway. Or was it Wonder Woman? Either way, dry those eyes and put your limited edition Star Trek tissues to better use thanks to these great sweater puppies.
The good news for you geeks out there about these latest Kaley Cuoco pictures? That she’s wearing a great low-cut shirt and a hat that says “Nerd” on it. Kaley obviously knows how to play to her fans. But now it’s time for the bad news: that second coffee is probably for her new boyfriend, Superman. And no, I’m not talking about the action figure version you’ve still got wrapped in its original packaging.
For all you nerds out there, here’s Kaley Cuoco out showing off her riding skills on a very lucky horse. For the rest of you, sorry there’s no video to go along with it. If you bounce up and down in your chair though, you can almost pretend like it’s the same thing. Anyway, according to my sources Kaley’s started dating the new Superman, so I guess this was like a practice run. Either way, sorry to be the bearer of bad news. I really thought she was gonna end up with Batman too, guys.
Here’s one for all you nerds out there: Kaley Cuoco working her tongue on her way to the Jimmy Kimmel show. Unfortunately, there isn’t a whole lot else to get excited about in these pictures, unless you’re a big fan of seeing your favorite actress covered up from head to toe. But I’ve gotta admit that Kaley is still looking pretty good here. So when you finally finish building that robot double of her, let me know. I might be interested in taking it for a test drive.
Here’s another one for the nerds: because you guys loved the last post I did on Kaley Cuoco so much, here she is at the 48th Annual ACM Awards. If you ask me, she looks like a mess, so thank God for those boobies. And no, I don’t say that to all the girls. Just most of them.
I don’t normally do many posts on Kaley Cuoco, because I don’t watch The Big Bang Theory, because I’m not a giant nerd. Luckily though, I don’t need to watch some crappy TV show just to see some cleavage. That’s what screencaps are for. Like these of Kaley from last night’s episode. As far as I can tell, the joke was that Kaley’s cleavage is amazing, but the nerd on the left refused to look at it for some reason. Hilarious? Sorry, I still don’t get this show. Anyway, don’t make the same mistake as this idiot, and enjoy the view.
I don’t watch The Big Bang Theory, so I don’t know what was going on in this episode. But judging by these screencaps, I’m guessing the heat was out in Kaley Cuoco‘s character’s apartment. Either that or she just grabbed something from the freezer. Man, with compelling storylines like that, maybe I ought to start watching this show after all…
Here’s one the nerds will love: The Big Bang Theory‘s Kaley Cuoco looking red hot on the cover of Esquire Mexico. I’m sure you’re already lining up around the block for the issue to come out, but until then, here’s a bonus pic of Kaley that she posted on Twitter. I know she’s surrounded by pumpkins in it, and not Star Wars figurines, but you’ll make do. Just use your imagination.
Were you looking for some pictures of a bikini clad hottie playing around with some body paint this morning? Of course you were. Here’s Kaley Cuoco and her weird looking friend hamming it up for the Twitter cameras. Her friend looks like a hipster version of Amy Winehouse, but not the Amy Winehouse we’ve come to know, the dead Amy Winehouse who’s come back as a zombie to do a little bikini boating with a crappy sitcom star. Enjoy.