One of my favorite busty British nobodies Danielle Lloyd was allegedly attacked by a couple of drunken slappers while partying at a London nightclub, leaving her beaten and bloodied lying on the sidewalk. I'm going to assume the two chicks who did this are fatties because in the scuffle Danielle was thrown through a glass table and most regular size chicks can't even carry their massive purses let alone body slam some bitch through a table from the third rope. Danielle had surgery on her leg and back but that seems to be the extent of her injuries. Thank f@#k that her sweet boobs are going to be alright, I was about to get on a plane and set up a candle light vigil outside her hospital for them.
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