I don’t think I’ve done a post on Reese Witherspoon in at least two years. But damn. I had no idea the actress was still such a total MILF. Anyway, here she is in a shoot for Elle, and if Reese can keep up looking this hot, I’m predicting a major comeback for her. Well, on this site at least. Cross your fingers.
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It’s probably been at least 3 years since you could call Reese Witherspoon a sex symbol without getting laughed at, and I hate to the bearer of bad news here, but it’s going to be another 3 years until you can call her daughter that without getting added to a government watch list. Because according to my sources, Ava Elizabeth Phillippe here is still only 15. So let’s all move it along for now, because if I can barely wait 30 seconds for my burrito to reheat, 3 years is pretty much an eternity.
OK, sure, so this isn’t exactly the fantasy I was hoping for when I heard Sofia Vergara and Reese Witherspoon were hanging out together in Las Vegas. (I had my fingers crossed for a bikini leg wrestling tournament…) Instead, here they are getting friendly at something called Warner Brothers’ The Big Picture at 2015 CinemaCon, because supposedly they’re in a movie together. But hey, I can still work with this. I’ve always had a very active imagination.
So in case you guys didn’t hear because you had more important things to do this weekend than follow celebrity gossip, like take a nap on the couch, Reese Witherspoon was arrested Friday for allegedly mouthing off to a state trooper while her husband got busted for a DUI. I always thought Reese was way too wholesome for my tastes, but apparently I was wrong. She even supposedly broke out my all-time favorite celebrity line, “Do you know who I am?” I just hope she threatened to get him fired too. That’s the last square I need on my Celebrity Arrest Bingo card.
I’m not sure that Reese Witherspoon has been considered a sex object in like a decade now, unless you find women picking up their kids at school in sweatpants sexy, but I’ve got to say I’m kind of impressed with these shots. She’s looking good, not too wholesome and her breasts are falling out of her top. That works for me. I guess we better enjoy it while we can, her crappy new movie won’t be around for very long and I guarantee those sweatpants are close by.
I can’t believe I’m saying this again, but Reese Witherspoon actually looks pretty damn hot. Here she is at yet another premiere of her movie about elephants, or whatever the hell it is, dropping a nice sized chunk of cleavage for us. I hardly even notice that weird looking chin of hers. Thank you very much. This kind of outfit just seems to work for her, hopefully ow she’ll throw out the fifty or so turtleneck sweaters she’s got organized by color in her closet and keep the sexiness going.
I’m actually really surprised by these pictures of Reese Witherspoon, she looks really hot. Here she is at some party the other day all dressed up in something other than sensible mom clothing, and she’s looking absolutely amazing. How about that? Normally this chick bores me to death, but if she’s going to be dropping sexy cleavage like this more often, I can overlook that weird chin of hers. Keep up the good work.
Clearly it’s a slow news day here, everyone must be all tired out by watching hottie Kate Middleton marry that bald prince this morning, because all I’ve got for you so far are some shots of Reese Witherspoon looking her regular boring self at the premiere of her movie about elephants. I’m bored already. Even in a fancy red dress she looks like she should be at home baking cookies. Just give up and become a stay at home mom already, this hot celebrity thing just isn’t working out.
I can’t believe I’ve resorted to posting pictures of Reese Witherspoon jogging in some tight pants, what the hell happened to all the celebrity vacation bikini pictures? Lame. I guess even celebrities can’t stay on vacation forever. Anyhow, it’s not all bad, she’s still pretty cute for a soccer mom and her pants are pretty tight so…. Unfortunately none of this is making my pants get any tighter. What a shame.