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Reese Witherspoon Arrested!

April 22nd, 2013

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So in case you guys didn’t hear because you had more important things to do this weekend than follow celebrity gossip, like take a nap on the couch, Reese Witherspoon was arrested Friday for allegedly mouthing off to a state trooper while her husband got busted for a DUI. I always thought Reese was way too wholesome for my tastes, but apparently I was wrong. She even supposedly broke out my all-time favorite celebrity line, “Do you know who I am?” I just hope she threatened to get him fired too. That’s the last square I need on my Celebrity Arrest Bingo card.

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Reese Witherspoon’s Boobs Pop Out Of Her Dress

February 9th, 2012

I’m not sure that Reese Witherspoon has been considered a sex object in like a decade now, unless you find women picking up their kids at school in sweatpants sexy, but I’ve got to say I’m kind of impressed with these shots. She’s looking good, not too wholesome and her breasts are falling out of her top. That works for me. I guess we better enjoy it while we can, her crappy new movie won’t be around for very long and I guarantee those sweatpants are close by.

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Reese Witherspoon Is At It Again

May 6th, 2011

I can’t believe I’m saying this again, but Reese Witherspoon actually looks pretty damn hot. Here she is at yet another premiere of her movie about elephants, or whatever the hell it is, dropping a nice sized chunk of cleavage for us. I hardly even notice that weird looking chin of hers. Thank you very much. This kind of outfit just seems to work for her, hopefully ow she’ll throw out the fifty or so turtleneck sweaters she’s got organized by color in her closet and keep the sexiness going.

     
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Reese Witherspoon Finally Sexes It Up A Little

May 4th, 2011

I’m actually really surprised by these pictures of Reese Witherspoon, she looks really hot. Here she is at some party the other day all dressed up in something other than sensible mom clothing, and she’s looking absolutely amazing. How about that? Normally this chick bores me to death, but if she’s going to be dropping sexy cleavage like this more often, I can overlook that weird chin of hers. Keep up the good work.

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Reese Witherspoon’s Sexy Cleavage Nothing

April 29th, 2011

Clearly it’s a slow news day here, everyone must be all tired out by watching hottie Kate Middleton marry that bald prince this morning, because all I’ve got for you so far are some shots of Reese Witherspoon looking her regular boring self at the premiere of her movie about elephants. I’m bored already. Even in a fancy red dress she looks like she should be at home baking cookies. Just give up and become a stay at home mom already, this hot celebrity thing just isn’t working out.

     
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Reese Witherspoon Goes For A Boring Jog

January 5th, 2011

I can’t believe I’ve resorted to posting pictures of Reese Witherspoon jogging in some tight pants, what the hell happened to all the celebrity vacation bikini pictures? Lame. I guess even celebrities can’t stay on vacation forever. Anyhow, it’s not all bad, she’s still pretty cute for a soccer mom and her pants are pretty tight so…. Unfortunately none of this is making my pants get any tighter. What a shame.

     
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Reese Witherspoon’s Boobs Don’t Do It For Me

August 25th, 2010

I'm not exactly thrilled with these pictures of Reese Witherspoon's feeble attempt at cleavage either, but she's a mother now and I guess that looking sexy just isn't an option anymore. I suppose she's had a decent run and it was about time to call it quits as a hot piece. She can always get commercial work as the woman with brittle bones or the mom who pisses herself when she laugh too hard. She'll find something.    
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Reese Witherspoon’s Wholesome Sneak Peak

March 4th, 2010

I've always said that Reese Witherspoon is far too wholesome to give us any nip slip or upskirt pictures, these shots of her getting out of an SUV in her little dress the other night prove me right. Not only does she manage to climb down out of her massive truck without giving us a peek up the old Witherspoon, but she somehow finds a way to contort her face into one of the most disgusting expressions I've ever seen on a lady.... Ever! Not cool.        
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Reese Witherspoon’s Incredibly Wholesome See through Top Pictures

March 2nd, 2010

Wholesome all-American hottie Reese Witherspoon isn't really known for her nip slips or drunken panty shots so I was intrigued by the idea of these pictures of her in a see through top. That is until I actually saw them. I'm not sure these can even be considered see through top pictures, unless you have a fetish for women's sternums, mom's going to hear about this one over lunch. I knew she'd be a terrible assistant, I think it's time to let her go.    
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Reese Witherspoon Pumps It

February 3rd, 2010

Reese Witherspoon has always been a little too wholesome for my taste, she needs to sex it up a bit. Here she is pumping the rear end of her big black.... Ugh, I can't even make this sh%t sound dirty, she's too good. She's putting gas in her car! That's it. Deal with it. She's probably one her way to a church picnic with her kids or to read to blind old people. Hot! more pictures of Reese Witherspoon here    
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Reese Witherspoon Gets Oral

June 25th, 2009

There are way too many lame jokes I can make about these pictures of Reese Witherspoon sticking her tongue out on the set of her new movie but I'm tired and hungry and can't be bothered so you'll have to do it yourself. I think I say that to my girlfriend at least twice a week. I'll even give you a few jumping off points, 'Sausage Wallet', 'Hootie and the Blowfish', 'Position A' and 'First Communion'. Discuss.        
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Reese Witherspoon Likes To Play With Softballs

May 28th, 2009

Here’s Reese Witherspoon practicing softball training for an upcoming movie at UCLA. Seeing as we're on the topic of soft balls, I have some soft-balls that need hardening and I think Reese is the perfect candidate to make it happen. She’ll have to lose the mask though... That thing scares me. more pictures of Reese Witherspoon here Related Articles: Reese Witherspoon's Sexy Yoga Ass Update: Reese Witherspoon’s Mom Ass Rotten Tuna: Reese Witherspoon Reese Witherspoon Confuses Me Photos: Flynet

Reese Witherspoon Confuses Me

April 14th, 2009

I can't figure out if Reese Witherspoon is hot anymore, one second she's showing off her sweet yoga ass, the next she's walking around with her flat mom butt and now here she is playing ball flashing some cleavage. I don't know what to think anymore. Maybe it's just me but I kinda find these pictures pretty hot, I think it's the mask, she's protecting herself from taking balls to the face. 15 more pictures of Reese Witherspoon here Related Articles: Reese Witherspoon's Sexy Yoga Ass Update: Reese Witherspoon’s Mom Ass Rotten Tuna: Reese Witherspoon Rose McGowann: Sexy Nerd? Photos: Flynet

Update: Reese Witherspoon’s Mom Ass

April 14th, 2009

I know yesterday I titled a post “Reese Witherspoon’s Sexy Yoga Ass”, but I take that back. I just realized you can never trust a chick’s rear-end in Lulu Lemon leggings... they’re too forgiving. I guess what I should've called it, “Reese Witherspoon’s Mom Ass Doing Yoga In Hopes Of A Sexy Ass” that would've just been too long. Related Articles: Reese Witherspoon's Sexy Yoga Ass Rebecca Romijn Twins Are Looking Good Rose McGowan’s Got Sweet Cleavage! Rose McGowann: Sexy Nerd? Photos: Flynet

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