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Jessica Alba Is A Party Milf

May 1st, 2017

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I know Jessica Alba has got to be getting up there in age these days and she’s got like two kids now or something. But I’ve gotta say, I’m really impressed with her commitment to her work, AKA repping her title as one of Hollywood’s Top 5 MILFs. See, while other hot moms are busy doing lame crap like “parenting their kids” or “spending quality time at home,” here’s Jessica out partying and showing off her cleavage like a pro. That’s what babysitters and nannies and C-list husbands are for, people. Bravo.

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Jessica Alba Can Still Cause A Pant Fire

March 1st, 2017

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I’ve got to hand it to Jessica Alba: Insta-hotties may come and go, but Jessica here’s been killing it in the hotness department for over a decade now. And judging from this cover she did for Harper’s Bazaar Spain, one of my all-time top ten MILFs is still just as much of an instant pants fire as she was back in the early 2000s. I don’t know how she does it, but I think we’re looking at the next Elizabeth Hurley or Christie Brinkley right here. And personally, I’m looking forward to enjoying another few decades of Jessica’s hotness. In 30-45 second intervals, that is.

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Jessica Alba Does Women’s Health

January 25th, 2017

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I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that most of you dudes probably don’t have a subscription to Women’s Health Australia, so you might have missed seeing one of our favorite MILFs Jessica Alba on this month’s cover. But don’t worry, I’ll save you the trip Down Under to pick up a copy: here’s the beach shoot she did for the mag. And no, I’m not sure why they didn’t get Jessica to do one of her patented bikini booty poses either. That would’ve made a great cover shot, if you ask me.

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Jessica Alba Is Looking MILFY Good

August 23rd, 2016

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Here’s Jessica Alba showing off her sweet booty profile at the premiere of her new movie Mechanic: Resurrection. And here’s hoping that now that this movie’s out, she can forget about this acting crap for a bit and get back to her much more important work, AKA practicing her bikini booty poses on the beach for the paps. We’re all counting on you, Jessica. Especially the Little Tuna.

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Jessica Alba Does The Teen Choice Good

August 1st, 2016

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I’m not sure what Jessica Alba was doing at the Teen Choice Awards last night, since last time I checked, they don’t have a Best MILF category. (Even though they really should. I’m sure teenage boys care a lot more about that than who wins “Best Movie Villain”…) But it doesn’t really matter why Jessica was invited, me and the Little Tuna are just glad she showed up. And I’m betting the rest of you are too. Enjoy!

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Jessica Alba Has A Hard Life

June 21st, 2016

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I’m not entirely sure what Jessica Alba does for work anymore, considering I don’t think she’s been in a movie in years. But I guess she’s just busy being a full-time MILF these days, and here she is hard at work going shopping with the paparazzi. Obviously, I would’ve preferred some beach action, but I understand that Jessica’s got a busy schedule these days, so I’m willing to make do with this leg show instead. Here’s hoping she’s able to take time off for a bikini vacation soon though.

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Jessica Alba Does The 2016 Billboard Music Awards

May 23rd, 2016

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No, I have no clue what Jessica Alba was doing at the 2016 Billboard Music Awards, considering she’s not a pop star. Hell, she’s barely even an actress anymore. But I’m never going to complain about seeing one of my all-time favorite MILFs. As far as I’m concerned, she should be invited anywhere there’s going to be cameras around: award shows, red carpets, charity balls, kids’ birthday parties. You name it. Enjoy.

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Jessica Alba’s Leg Show

May 5th, 2016

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I didn’t think anyone could ever unseat Alessandra Ambrosio as my #1 MILF, but Jessica Alba has been making a serious push for MILF of the Year so far in 2016. First it was yoga for the paps, then a nice bikini vacation, and now here she is in a new beauty campaign for Braun. And you know, if Jessica can keep this up, I think she’s got a real chance… At making my pants region go supernova. Oh, and the #1 MILF thing too, or whatever. Fingers crossed!

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Jessica Alba Still Belongs In A Bikini

April 25th, 2016

Great news: professional actress MILF/beach bum Jessica Alba hit the beach in a bikini again, this time in Hawaii. Now, unfortunately, she didn’t show off her signature bikini ass pose for the paps just yet, but I figure it’s only a matter of time. She’s got to get warmed up first. Speaking of which, don’t forget to stretch before you enjoy these. I don’t want anyone pulling anything. Well, you know what I mean…

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Jessica Alba’s Yoga Booty

March 23rd, 2016

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We’ve seen a lot of hotties do yoga for the cameras over the years, but according to my sources, these great shots of Jessica Alba bending over in spandex are for some commercial, instead of the usual fake candids. Anyway, I’m not entirely sure what they’re selling here, but all I know is, if they really wanted to move product, they should just gotten Jessica doing her signature bikini ass pose. That’s always been my favorite yoga pose of hers.

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Jessica Alba Does Vogue Good

January 20th, 2016

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I don’t normally dig these Vogue photoshoots. Just once I’d like to see them focus on what’s really important: the hottie underneath all those lame clothes. But when it’s Jessica Alba, I’m willing to make an exception. Because let’s be honest, this MILF could be dressed head to toe in garbage bags and I’d still drool all over my keyboard.

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Jessica Alba’s Boring Leg Spread!

November 20th, 2015

Don’t get me wrong, as a red-blooded male with a working set of eyes, any new pictures of Jessica Alba are instantly newsworthy. But when I heard the super-hot MILF was spreading her legs for a spread in The Edit Magazine‘s November issue, I was hoping for something a little more exciting than this. Oh well. At least we’ll always have that bikini ass pose.

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Jessica Alba Gets Into MILF Shape

September 23rd, 2015

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I know that Jessica Alba isn’t as big of a star anymore as she was back when she was doing her patented bikini ass pose on the regular, but it’s still good to see the super-hot MILF in this new beach photoshoot for Self Magazine. So here’s hoping this is a sign of things to come and Jessica stops putting all her time and energy into trivial things like her business and her kids and starts focusing on what’s really important: giving all of us perverts something to drool over. Fingers crossed.

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Jessica Alba’s Hot Yoga Moves

September 3rd, 2015

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There’s no denying, Jessica Alba is one of the hottest MILFS. Here she is showing off her yoga moves as she films a commercial for Braun. I think she could use some help with her form. I’m an expert when it comes to yoga. I have years of watching groups of girls at the park. Anyway, there’s only one right way of pulling off this position and that is with me behind her. Ow!

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