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Jessica Alba Hotness Comeback?

Normally, I give Jessica Alba a hard time because she is one of the hottest pieces in Hollywood, but she hates being called a sex symbol. And ever since she had a kid she doesn’t make an effort to please her male fans anymore. That’s not very nice! Well, here she is at the Prada book launch cocktail party looking the best I’ve seen her in a long time. Yes, still way too little skin for my taste, but it’s a step in the right direction…

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Parts Of Jessica Alba Are Hot

I’ve never been one for fashion, I still wear a t-shirt that says ‘Pobody’s Nerfect’, so I can’t tell if this outfit Jessica Alba is wearing is hot or not. I can tell that parts of it are hot, the see through top, knee high socks and bitch boots are pretty sweet, but the old man shorts and grandma sweater have to go. If the shorts were tight short shorts and the sweater was, let’s say, Jessica Simpson. Then no question this would have been one of the sexiest outfits of the year. Better luck next time.

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Photos: Flynet

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Jessica Alba’s Sweet Ass In Jeans

Here’s Jessica Alba out walking her dog and giving us a good lesson on just what a woman’s ass should look like in a pair of jeans. It’s perfect. I see that she’s dyed her hair red for some reason, I wonder if the curtains match the drapes? Actually I hope there aren’t any drapes at all or is it curtains? Whichever one means pubes, I’ve never understood this expression, it’s confusing. Does she have red pubes or not? I don’t know what’s going on anymore.

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Jessica Alba’s Hotness Underachieves

Jessica Alba must be annoyed with all the attention Megan Fox has been getting because here she is trying her best to become relevant again, by flashing a little leg while attending a show, during New York’s Fashion Week. Don’t get me wrong, I love a chick in knee high boots, they’re very classy, but Jessica hated being called the sexiest so what’s this all about? Sooner or later she’s going to have to accept the fact that only 80% and not 90% of the male population wants to have sexual intercourse with her. Deal with it.

Photos: WENN.com

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Jessica Alba’s Hotness Comeback

It’s nice to see that Jessica Alba is finally starting to work her way out of mommy mode and is making her way back to the sexy starlet that she once was. First it was the hot as f@#k Jessica Alba bikini pictures and now here she is looking wet and sexy running some errands. I was beginning to think the was going to get herself a reasonable easy to manage short mom haircut and some sensible shoes so it’s nice to see she hasn’t completely given up. Call me next time you want to play house.

Photos: Fame

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Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures

Here’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for; Jessica Alba post pregnancy bikini pictures. It took a year or two, but they’re finally here and guess what?! They’re amazing! I mean, you couldn’t tell by looking at her that a baby popped out of her not too long ago. She should be a role model to all expecting mothers out there, there’s no excuse to let your body go down after giving birth! Jessica is proof.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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A Jessica Alba Playdate

Here’s Jessica Alba taking her kid on a playdate the other day looking like one of the hottest moms ever. I can’t believe some lucky dad somewhere gets to hang out with Jessica while their kids play. I would train my kid to become friends with her kid just so we can hang out. Actually, forget the kids, I’d like to have a playdate my own with Jessica, I think I still have my old lite-brite somewhere around here in my mom’s basement or we can just hold each other softly and listen to Jefferson Airplane.

Photos: WENN.com

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Jessica Alba Got Pokies

There’s so much to cover with these pics, I don’t know where to start. First, there is Jessica Alba’s new blond hair, it’s not bad, but still I don’t like the bangs. Then there’s her nipple poking out of her shirt. Guess it was feeding time for the baby, damn lucky baby! Finally, the tramp stamp. Yes, she will always be branded as one, no matter how much she hates it.

Photos: Fame

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Jessica Alba Keeps On Disappointing

As predicted in my last post, it was too soon to call Jessica Alba hot, because no less than two days later she shows up to the premiere of ‘Sugar’ looking like this. I don’t even know what to call this, but it’s ugly, damn ugly, f#ckin’ ugly. It’s chicks like this that put a damper on my day and me in a bad mood. I seriously need to lay off the computer for awhile and hit the strip clubs. At least there, even the ugly chicks put some effort into what they’re wearing.

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Photos: Fame, Wenn

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Jessica Alba Hotness Tease

I have no clue what this Jessica Alba photoshoot is, but seeing that she has bangs I’m pretty sure they’re relatively new. I’m glad she at least decided to get done up for it because lately, Jessica has been the #1 Rotten Tuna girl. I wish I can say that she’s hot here but I know tomorrow we’ll be seeing her look like this so until I see some more, I’m going to have to hold back.

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Jessica Alba’s Jacket Ruins A Latina Lesbian Fantasy

I’m speechless, Jessica Alba has been one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood for a long time now but lately she’s been slipping up. Here she is dressed in an outfit you’d expect to see Fred Flintstone’s creepy neighbor Creepella Gruesome wearing around her mansion. How’s that for an obscure reference? But seriously folks, this is just cruel, somewhere there’s a fake animal without it’s fake fur freezing to death. It sickens me.

Photos: Fame, Wenn

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Jessica Alba: Polluting Paris

Hey look its Jessica Alba not looking sexy while riding a bike around the streets of Paris! Alright, I won’t give her a Rotten Tuna post this time; It is cold out and she is taking part in a eco-friendly bike service rather taking a cab, so I guess the only thing polluting the environment is her ugliness. Oops, I forgot… not a rotten tuna post.

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Photos: Fame

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Jessica Alba Gives Up On Her Bikini

Jessica Alba is no stranger to bikini pictures, who can forget the great ass up doggy style bikini shots from a few years ago? Apparently Jessica Alba. Here she is lounging by the pool in Cabo looking more like an old lady with a sun allergy then a hot ass celebrity. Just get in your bikini already! Maybe that’s it for her, she’s married, she’s had her baby, no more waxing the goods or shaving the armpits for her, just celebrity weight gain and old age.

Photos: Fame

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Rotten Tuna: Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba continues to unimpress me. I feel like a broken record, but wtf is she wearing?! I know she’s taken to motherhood, which is fine, but there is no reason to look like Grimace. I’m sure that blue dress is from some big name designer and probably costs thousands of dollars. The only thing that material is good for is making designer diapers for her baby.

Photos: Wenn

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