I know that Jessica Alba isn’t as big of a star anymore as she was back when she was doing her patented bikini ass pose on the regular, but it’s still good to see the super-hot MILF in this new beach photoshoot for Self Magazine. So here’s hoping this is a sign of things to come and Jessica stops putting all her time and energy into trivial things like her business and her kids and starts focusing on what’s really important: giving all of us perverts something to drool over. Fingers crossed.
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There’s no denying, Jessica Alba is one of the hottest MILFS. Here she is showing off her yoga moves as she films a commercial for Braun. I think she could use some help with her form. I’m an expert when it comes to yoga. I have years of watching groups of girls at the park. Anyway, there’s only one right way of pulling off this position and that is with me behind her. Ow!
Here’s one of my all-time favorite MILFs Jessica Alba walking through LAX and I’m not sure if this shirt she was wearing is supposed to be like this, or if we just have the paps and their commercial-grade flashes to thank for this MILF see-through moment. But either way, I’m a little disappointed that Jessica forgot to “forget” to wear a bra underneath this. Although to be fair, I guess that could potentially be considered a flight risk, since I don’t know how anyone could possibly concentrate on flying a plane with that much hotness onboard.
It’s our lucky day when Jessica Alba posts her sweet ass in a bikini on social media. I was starting to think that she was done with the sexy and didn’t really care for my MILF title of the year, but something has changed and I’m happy for it. Damn, I want to take a bite out of that delicious tush.
After those perfect Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures, here’s my second-favorite MILF Jessica Alba making a pretty strong case for herself at something called the 2014 Baby2Baby Gala honoring Kate Hudson, which is a grouping of words that makes absolutely no sense to me. In fact, the only thing that does make sense is getting to see Jessica’s awesome cleavage. Now where’s the annual event honoring that?
Here’s one of my all-time favorite MILFs Jessica Alba carrying way too much by herself on her way to the gym. I mean, we can barely get a peek at her legs in these shots! Anyway, I think she obviously could use a hand and I just wish I had been there to give her one. And no, I don’t mean with carrying all that, I mean with that perfect booty of hers. Who says chivalry is dead, right?
Looks like the Dodgers are continuing their proud tradition of getting serious hotties to throw out the first pitch. First it was Chrissy Teigen, and now it’s one of my favorite Hollywood MILFs, Jessica Alba, getting a chance to show off her arm. Which is great and all, but really, I would’ve been much more interested in her showing off that perfect booty of hers instead. I don’t know how that would’ve worked at the baseball game exactly, but come on, these guys are pros, I’m sure they could’ve figured something out.
See, now this is why Jessica Alba is, and always will be, one of my all-time favorite MILFs: because she knows how to give her fans what they want. And what we want is to see her and that MILFtastic cleavage of hers on a regular basis. At the beach, on the red carpet, in a bikini photoshoot, it doesn’t matter, Jessica always delivers. That said, she doesn’t look too thrilled to have to be signing autographs here, and I don’t blame her. I mean, she already got out of the car in a low-cut dress right in front of those lucky SOBs — how much more could you possibly want? Greedy bastards!
Well, I knew the recent string of Jessica Alba bikini pictures was going to have to end some time, but hey, at least on the bright side, she showed up to Comic Con over the weekend showing off that sexy stomach of hers. I’m sure some of you nerds out there are a little disappointed Jessica didn’t dress up like Wonder Woman or Princess Leia though, and for once I feel your pain. I wish she had dressed up like my favorite famous character too: Jessica Alba attempting the bikini ass pose. Oh well. There’s always next year.
So I’ve got some good news and some bad news for you guys today. The good is that Jessica Alba is still on that bikini vacation of hers, and we’ve even got some drool-worthy booty shots of her playing in the water today. The bad is that she still hasn’t reenacted her famous bikini ass pose for the paps or invited me out to join them as her personal sunscreen applier, and I’m starting to worry that neither of those things might happen this trip. Oh well. I guess there’s always next year.
It’s not often we get Jessica Alba bikini pictures, but when you do it’s as if Christmas has come early. Now I’m not going to say that this is the best we’ve seen Jessica in a two piece, but they are somewhat interesting. I mean, I’ve never seen a booty quite like that and I’m not sure if I’m really that into it, but I do know that it will be the talk of the day. Nonetheless, I’d take a big bite into that if I had the chance.
Sorry guys, I know when you see the words “Jessica Alba bikini pictures,” you’re expecting a repeat of her famous bikini ass pose, or at the very least, something like this. But you can put away the fire extinguishers and hold off on the cold showers for now, because instead all I’ve got for you today are these lame shots. But don’t blame me or Jessica, blame these terrible paparazzi. Because when you’re working with a subject this good, I don’t know how you can come away with pictures this boring. I’m not even mad, just disappointed. Let’s hope they both step their game up next time.
I know Jessica Alba‘s in the middle of a serious hotness comeback right now, but I’m not gonna lie, I was expecting a little more from these shots of her in next month’s British GQ. I mean, don’t get me wrong, judging from the action in my pants, these still get the Little Tuna seal of approval. But if you’re going to have Jessica do a summer-themed beach shoot, you should at least get her to recreate her famous pose, right? Just because it’s the most obvious idea doesn’t mean it’s a bad one.